Chat thread

[Lomithrandel]

So guys, what's happening in everyone's world right now? I just broke up with my gf and am really bored now... lol.

[koi]

I am at work and I am really pissed of I got a bollocking of my boss because I am always chatting and not doing my work ,but my home life is great and me and my Gf are really happy and are thinking about getting married :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I'm getting ready to have sex. :D

[koi]

I'm getting ready to have sex. :D
you lucky bastard :D

[MoonDust]

My finals start on Monday, so preparation for that has occupied the bulk of my time for the past week or so.

[csrldm]

I'm getting ready to have sex. :D


do you always prepare for the occasion by posting on the internet? :-P

[MissHailstorm]

I just got back from work! :p

[Beer_Monkey]

I am at work and I am really pissed of I got a bollocking of my boss because I am always chatting and not doing my work ,but my home life is great and me and my Gf are really happy and are thinking about getting married :D

Good luck with that!!!!!! :D

[koi]

Thankyou for that you can come to the piss up :D

[Beer_Monkey]

YAY

Beer

_________

[Beer_Monkey]

Can the Queen come

[koi]

Ofcourse she can come I would love to see her :D

[Aphrodite]

Will there be tequilla?

[AmazonBitch]

So guys, what's happening in everyone's world right now? I just broke up with my gf and am really bored now... lol.

YAY! You finally up and did the right thing.

I'm wrapping up my Christmas plans and shopping for supplies before the official start date of my new job.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

do you always prepare for the occasion by posting on the internet? :-P

why yes, yes I do. i also hop on one leg for 5 minutes while eating a bowl of cheerios.

[Aphrodite]

dont you spill cereal all over the floor?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

no babe, i'm just too damn cool for that :cool:

[Lomithrandel]

YAY! You finally up and did the right thing.

I'm wrapping up my Christmas plans and shopping for supplies before the official start date of my new job.
Ya I think it was a smart move, we weren't going anywhere really and she wanted things I am not ready for. I think rather than jumping back into another relationship I am just going to have some fun :D.

[Aphrodite]

Ya I think it was a smart move, we weren't going anywhere really and she wanted things I am not ready for.

You did the right thing. You should never feel presured into having sex for the first time until you feel youre ready. :p;)

[OzMan]

I'm getting ready to have sex. :D


Great. Now if only you could find a partner.

:D

So, is coming to IHBB your way of stretching out your fingers before the big event?? Or do you just come for the porn??

;)

[Lomithrandel]

You did the right thing. You should never feel presured into having sex for the first time until you feel youre ready. :p;)
That was a pretty good burn aphrodite, you sound like you have had thousands upon thousands of experiences to know such things ;).

[URBAN_COWBOY]

That was a pretty good burn aphrodite, you sound like you have had thousands upon thousands of experiences to know such things ;).BUUUUURRRRNNN!!:D

[AmazonBitch]

Just got new hire paperwork for the new job:


32. You may not use Company systems for posting information, opinions, or comments to Internet discussion groups and other such forums without authorization.

Damn! :o

[koi]

That was a pretty good burn aphrodite, you sound like you have had thousands upon thousands of experiences to know such things ;).
You can only have one experience not thousands because you can only have sex once for the first time :D

[Lomithrandel]

True, however with surgery the hymen can be repaired... and it also doesn't preclude male virgins from her talons ;).

[koi]

Thats a strange operation ,I would love her to get her talons into me :D

[Lomithrandel]

http://www.theforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=699099
what's the verdict? man or woman?

[Lomithrandel]

OH THE HUMANITY!!!
http://www.theforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=699123

[koi]

Will there be tequilla?
Ofcourse there will be tequilla but remember to put on your best frock ,and its scottish custom that you shag the groom :D

[HelloItsMeMOM]

http://www.theforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=699099
what's the verdict? man or woman?

A man with a damn sore azz .... OUCH!

[turtletime]

You can only have one experience not thousands because you can only have sex once for the first time :D
that can't be true!! :) i used to work with a gal back in high school who used to claim to be a virgin...but we all knew the guys she was shagging!!! but, she said she was a virgin, so she must have been - it just kept growing back!!!

[OzMan]

that can't be true!! :) i used to work with a gal back in high school who used to claim to be a virgin...but we all knew the guys she was shagging!!! but, she said she was a virgin, so she must have been - it just kept growing back!!!

First of all, the presence or absence of a hymen has absolutely nothing to do with sexual history.

Second of all, there are.... other options. Maybe she used the "rear exit", technically keeping her virginity.

Third of all, you can SAY anything you want (like all of the people that said BBI would NEVER be in financial trouble... sorry, had to make my required anti-BBI comment), but that doesn't make it true. She can SAY that she is a virgin, but that doesn't preclude her from being the biggest slut in your school.

;)

[turtletime]

i know the absence has nothing to do with it. i was simply being a smart ass and saying her virginity kept returning... :)

and boy did she try to say it a lot! she had to finally give up the act tho when we pulled up to her one night in a compromising position with another co-worker...they didn't expect us up there so soon and she was...mmmm, riding his gear shift in the front of the car. it was almost as funny as the time we pulled up on them with her head in his lap. he zipped up, jumped out, lifted his shirt and said, "see, we're not doing anything!!" it was quite obvious that there was something going on!!

[URBAN_COWBOY]

i know the absence has nothing to do with it. i was simply being a smart ass and saying her virginity kept returning... :)

and boy did she try to say it a lot! she had to finally give up the act tho when we pulled up to her one night in a compromising position with another co-worker...they didn't expect us up there so soon and she was...mmmm, riding his gear shift in the front of the car. it was almost as funny as the time we pulled up on them with her head in his lap. he zipped up, jumped out, lifted his shirt and said, "see, we're not doing anything!!" it was quite obvious that there was something going on!!I would appreciate it if you 2 would quit talking about my ex-wife.:D

[turtletime]

ooh boy, sorry about that! didn't mean to bring up bad memories! :)

[koi]

I would appreciate it if you 2 would quit talking about my ex-wife.:D
I did not know that you were married I allways thought that you were quite young about 19 -23

[Lomithrandel]

LOL I know a guy who is 24 and has been married three times.

[koi]

Fucking hell , I am waiting for the right person before I get married

[Beer_Monkey]

LOL I know a guy who is 24 and has been married three times.

Kinell

Thats a lot of marrage

[Aphrodite]

LOL I know a guy who is 24 and has been married three times.

Is it Ross Geller? :p

[URBAN_COWBOY]

I did not know that you were married I allways thought that you were quite young about 19 -23Man, I wish. I am 29, 30 in May.

[csrldm]

Man, I wish. I am 29, 30 in May.

you just make my cutoff :-P

there was this weirdo 31 year old dude with a crush on me, and that was when i decided that 30 was my cutoff. his comeback? "but i only act about 17" which, incidentally, was entirely true...

man do i always get the winners haha

[URBAN_COWBOY]

you just make my cutoff :-P

there was this weirdo 31 year old dude with a crush on me, and that was when i decided that 30 was my cutoff. his comeback? "but i only act about 17" which, incidentally, was entirely true...

man do i always get the winners hahahell yeah, and I'm a sexy mo-fo too.;) But I have one question, are kids a deal breaker?

[csrldm]

hell yeah, and I'm a sexy mo-fo too.;) But I have one question, are kids a deal breaker?

haha i honestly have a huuuuuuuuuuuge soft spot for dudes with kids. that's something that's going to get me in trouble someday for sure because kids usually come with moms :eek:

but seriously, there's nothing hotter than a guy that's a good dad.

i'm so weird

[URBAN_COWBOY]

haha i honestly have a huuuuuuuuuuuge soft spot for dudes with kids. that's something that's going to get me in trouble someday for sure because kids usually come with moms :eek:

but seriously, there's nothing hotter than a guy that's a good dad.

i'm so weirdDoes having custody of your child and raising him with little to no help from the mom, coaching baseball teams and doing homework with him everynight qualify as a good dad? I also cook dinner and clean the house. And mine doesn't really come with a mom, maybe once a month or so.

[csrldm]

Does having custody of your child and raising him with little to no help from the mom, coaching baseball teams and doing homework with him everynight qualify as a good dad? I also cook dinner and clean the house. And mine doesn't really come with a mom, maybe once a month or so.


aww he sounds very lucky. how old is he?

[URBAN_COWBOY]

aww he sounds very lucky. how old is he?10, will be 11 in May.

[csrldm]

10, will be 11 in May.


nice.

this has nothing to do with anything and i don't know what just made me think of this (but since this is a chat thread, who cares)

i know a girl that's 19 and has a 21 year old stepmother. talk about mid-life crisis haha...

[OzMan]

"but i only act about 17" which, incidentally, was entirely true...



Of ALL guys...... hell, there are 70yo's out there that act 17.

:rolleyes:

[koi]

I am 32 but I have the mental age of a 10 year old :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I am 32 but I have the mental age of a 10 year old :D
ha ha, i'm 8! :D

[koi]

LOL I am really only 4 :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

yeah, i can believe that :D

[koi]

Fuck me this is a old thread :D

[zooworker]

LOL, good ol' koi, to bring it back:D

[koi]

I am being Retro :D

[zooworker]

Being retro is cool...

[koi]

I think so to thats why I am sitting here in a pair of lime green flares :D

[zooworker]

I thought you might be wearing your monk outfit, doing the P

[koi]

I only wear that when I am having a wank :D

[sar94pga]

wow this thread is before my time. hahaha. but yet, it all seems like it could have been yesterday! accept for csrldm....miss her...

[koi]

I have not seen her on here for ages I wonder what is is up to

[sar94pga]

i think she fled BBV for greener pastures. ie-she got a grown up job!

[koi]

I want a grown up job and and one day soon I will leave school and stop my mum from picking me up :D

[rk237]

csrldm should definitely be nominated for the "most missed member in hiding" award this year.

[koi]

maybe but the forum misses Ted :D

[sar94pga]

I want a grown up job and and one day soon I will leave school and stop my mum from picking me up :D

does she still lay out your clothes for you in the morning?

[zooworker]

csrldm should definitely be nominated for the "most missed member in hiding" award this year.
miss her too.:o

maybe but the forum misses Ted :D
Ted does pop in once in a great while, but not enough.:o

[koi]

does she still lay out your clothes for you in the morning?

and packs my lunch :D

[rk237]

I miss iggy. The n00b hazings have been too soft. And there isn't enough blatant hypocrisy about how dumb spam is on the board lately. ;)

[zooworker]

I miss iggy. The n00b hazings have been too soft. And there isn't enough blatant hypocrisy about how dumb spam is on the board lately. ;)
Even cowboy hasn't been into it lately.:confused:

[koi]

I mis wicked but not as much as YSF :D

[Aphrodite]

maybe but the forum misses Ted :D

I second that.

:D

[sar94pga]

I miss iggy. The n00b hazings have been too soft. And there isn't enough blatant hypocrisy about how dumb spam is on the board lately. ;)

i have tried a thousand times to get him to come back. but he just says no.

[Aphrodite]

I mis wicked but not as much as YSF :D He was on here yesterday. :cool:

[koi]

I have not posted with him in ages I mis YSF

[Aphrodite]

i have tried a thousand times to get him to come back. but he just says no.

I used to like him but then he lost his job and started spending all his time on here randomly telling people to hang themselves - I think he went a bit Taxi Driver

[koi]

what drove around alot and looking down womens tops while he drove

[rk237]

Yup Zoo, Cowboy has definitely gone into neutral also lately. I see him checking the boards frequently, but he rarely posts anymore.

[sar94pga]

I used to like him but then he lost his job and started spending all his time on here randomly telling people to hang themselves - I think he went a bit Taxi Driver

yeah, he just got very angry in a hurry. Especially with that retard marine.
eh, maybe it was just his time to leave.

[zooworker]

Yup Zoo, Cowboy has definitely gone into neutral also lately. I see him checking the boards frequently, but he rarely posts anymore.
Even Lomi has backed off with his donkey punch.

[koi]

Yup Zoo, Cowboy has definitely gone into neutral also lately. I see him checking the boards frequently, but he rarely posts anymore.

Cowboy was ok we had our differences but he was cool

[sar94pga]

Even Lomi has backed off with his donkey punch.

i havent seen the donkey punch in AGES. sad.

[koi]

LOL Donkey punch :D

[Aphrodite]

Yup Zoo, Cowboy has definitely gone into neutral also lately. I see him checking the boards frequently, but he rarely posts anymore.

I know, its a shame...even through we always posted/pmed in time delay since theres such a hulking great time difference between us, and if I ever wanted to talk to him direct I had to stay up until at least 3 in the morning :D

[Lomithrandel]

I'm a kindler gentler Lomi than I used to be :p

there havent been very many retarded n00bs around in a long time, i think we went through all the tards that are online or something

[zooworker]

I'm a kindler gentler Lomi than I used to be :p

there havent been very many retarded n00bs around in a long time, i think we went through all the tards that are online or something
There have been a few lately.

[Lomithrandel]

There have been a few lately.
ah quite possible, i dont read threads with retarded titles anymore

[zooworker]

ah quite possible, i dont read threads with retarded titles anymore
Come on Lomi for old times sake, just one Donkey Punch?

[Lomithrandel]

done... i dont know why, but i feel dirty now

[zooworker]

That was awesome Lomi!!!

[sar94pga]

done... i dont know why, but i feel dirty now

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


just for me? pretty pretty pretty please? *bats eyelashes*

[zooworker]

done... i dont know why, but i feel dirty now
It's OK lomi, your among friends.

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Well, glad to know I've been missed. For those of you that know me really well, this is a busy time of year for me. It's baseball season here in TX and since I coach, don't have a lot of free time. I also just recently received a promotion with the company I work for, so even less free time. I do get on here on almost a daily basis, but just to check in on you guys and see how everything is, check my PM's, etc. (speaking of which, Aph you still owe me something from my last PM and I'm still waiting). It's not that I've gone neutral or anything, I'm still the same asshole you've all come to know and love, it's just that by the time I get on here it's late and everything that could be said has been said. I see no reason to be a repeator. We already have a couple of those.

Special note to Koi, man it is cool to see you post that after the differences we had. You're still cool in my book. A little frightening and perverted at times, but cool nonetheless.

[zooworker]

Thanks for the update cowboy, glad to see you are doing well.

[sar94pga]

hugs and kisses for the royal executioner!!!!!

[OzMan]

there havent been very many retarded n00bs around in a long time,


What????? Are we reading the same IHBB boards??;)

[koi]

Well, glad to know I've been missed. For those of you that know me really well, this is a busy time of year for me. It's baseball season here in TX and since I coach, don't have a lot of free time. I also just recently received a promotion with the company I work for, so even less free time. I do get on here on almost a daily basis, but just to check in on you guys and see how everything is, check my PM's, etc. (speaking of which, Aph you still owe me something from my last PM and I'm still waiting). It's not that I've gone neutral or anything, I'm still the same asshole you've all come to know and love, it's just that by the time I get on here it's late and everything that could be said has been said. I see no reason to be a repeator. We already have a couple of those.

Special note to Koi, man it is cool to see you post that after the differences we had. You're still cool in my book. A little frightening and perverted at times, but cool nonetheless.

Thanks Urban, nice to see the Royal Executioner posting again