Happy Birthday Wicked Mistress!

[zooworker]

I have nothing really to say its just I saw that wicked was on :D
As usual......:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I have nothing really to say its just I saw that wicked was on :D

shes always on something. she can't seem to keep her legs close. :D

[zooworker]

shes always on something. she can't seem to keep her legs close. :D
she is always going to the porn, must be lonely.:D

[sar94pga]

she is always going to the porn, must be lonely.:D
or she wants Koi, and that is how she can relate to him..........

[zooworker]

or she wants Koi, and that is how she can relate to him..........Actually, it's YSB who she wants, but she still won't post on her birthday thread.

[sar94pga]

Actually, it's YSB who she wants, but she still won't post on her birthday thread.
ooooooo, i gotcha.....that makes sense.....

[koi]

shes always on something. she can't seem to keep her legs close. :D

Thats what we love about her :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Thats what we love about her :D

i always thought it was her gigantic jugs :D

http://www.bigtitshot.com/free/01/biggest-tits/44.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Pickup Lines ( I know there was a "pickup line" thread in 2004, but these are for Wicked Mistress)

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

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May I pleasure you with my tongue?

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Do you cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it?

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I've got a great big cock!


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Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex

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Fuck me, I'm beautiful

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Mines bigger than his want proof?

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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light. It’s a comet that is streaking towards us. It will be here in about 3 hours. So would you like to have sex

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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his aspiration; in a girl's reception; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

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Nice fucking weather. Want to?

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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Lets experiment and find out.

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I just got a prescription for Viagra would you help me try it out.

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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

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Roses are blue, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

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Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

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This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

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I'm hard. Are you wet?

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If you won't Screw me, can I Screw you?


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The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let's practice!

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What do I have to do to be your booty call?

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Do you believe in free love? Good lets go!

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I have a 10-inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

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Hey baby, I'll screw you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we're done.

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Let's go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.

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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you

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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed cats NOW

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Can I put my thing in your thing

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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

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I’m starring in a porno movie. Would you help me learn my lines?

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Cold out isn't it? (Staring at breasts)

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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Would you like to go upstairs and talk.

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

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Can I please be your slave tonight?

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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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Can I flirt with you?

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So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

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Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

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I think I could fall madly in lust with you.

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I wonder what our children will look like.

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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

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Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.

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What would you like for breakfast? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

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I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

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I had a wet dream about you last night. Help me make it a reality.

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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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I've got the ship; you've got the harbor, what say we dock for the night?

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If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

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Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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Lie down. I think I love you.

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[OzMan]

Some of my favourites:

That jumper would look great on my bedpost in the morning.

Do you live around here often?

Hi, my name is OzMan. Remember it. You'll be screaming it soon.

Uh, since your roommate has so many friends up for the week-end, uh, you can stay in my room tonight.... uh, if you want.

But the one that seems to work the best is "Hi"

;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

You could always make up a language and speak little english. Women find that sexy.

I broke up with my long time girlfriend because she cheated on me and I......I just need somebody to love?

I suck on sushi, do you suck on hotdogs?

I'm a porn star.

I'm best friends with David Spade and he owns a pool.

I feel like fucking the hottest girl in the room and you are definetly number 3.

[csrldm]

Some of my favourites:

That jumper would look great on my bedpost in the morning.


jumper?! who are you banging? 12 year old Catholic School girls?

i mean I knew you were a perv, but damn oz!

[OzMan]

jumper?! who are you banging? 12 year old Catholic School girls?

i mean I knew you were a perv, but damn oz!


Now, do I LOOK like I work for Homeland Security??:D

A jumper is what you lot would call a "sweater".

And YSFB, if you're going to make up a language, might I suggest you NOT use Klingonese??;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

And YSFB, if you're going to make up a language, might I suggest you NOT use Klingonese??;)

i always hated star trek. if i was going to pick a foreign language i would memorize 10 words from the italian dictionary.

1. sex
2. fuck
3. love
4. kiss
5. suck
6. breast
7. eat
8. play
9. bend
10. over

[OzMan]

i always hated star trek. if i was going to pick a foreign language i would memorize 10 words from the italian dictionary.

1. sex
2. fuck
3. love
4. kiss
5. suck
6. breast
7. eat
8. play
9. bend
10. over

French is more romantic.

I don't know all of them, but:

3 Amore
7 Monge

(Eat me is monge moi).

And the ultimate pickup line is "Voulez vous couche avec moi c'est soir?"

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i took french, spanish and italian for 1 semester and i hated them all but italian i hated the least. i would always make them an offer they could never refuse.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

a few more months left until bozo the shitting clown wicked "lez" mistress has a birthday.

we had our good times. she would rub my shoulders and i'd rub her scales. i'd talk dirty to her and she'd talk with shit coming out her mouth. those were the days. where is my love?

[koi]

i always hated star trek. if i was going to pick a foreign language i would memorize 10 words from the italian dictionary.

1. sex
2. fuck
3. love
4. kiss
5. suck
6. breast
7. eat
8. play
9. bend
10. over

you forgot about bitch and how much :D

[Aphrodite]

Yusif youre such a necromancer ;)

[Beer_Monkey]

i always hated star trek. if i was going to pick a foreign language i would memorize 10 words from the italian dictionary.

1. sex
2. fuck
3. love
4. kiss
5. suck
6. breast
7. eat
8. play
9. bend
10. over
1. il sesso
2. fotte
3. ama
4. bacia
5. succhia
6. il seno
7. mangia
8. gioca
9. piega
10. sopra

[Aphrodite]

Siete cosi di talento Monkey ;)

[Beer_Monkey]

Lei si dovrebbe SI aspettare no meno dal suo Re

[Aphrodite]

Lei si dovrebbe SI aspettare no meno dal suo Re
Quello e molto allineare. Siete il piu grande :D

[koi]

due siete realmente divertenti ma ti amo :D

or δύο είστε πραγματικά αστείοι αλλά σας αγαπώ :D

or вы 2 реально funny но я люблю вас :D

[OzMan]

due siete realmente divertenti ma ti amo

or δύο είστε πραγματικά αστείοι αλλά σας αγαπώ

or вы 2 реально funny но я люблю вас


HA!! The proof that I have been looking for!!!!

Koi's english is WORSE than EVERY other language;)

Tho I don't think "funny" is a proper Russian word;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

HA!! The proof that I have been looking for!!!!

Koi's english is WORSE than EVERY other language;)

Tho I don't think "funny" is a proper Russian word;)

Must be on the west side of Russia :p

[Aphrodite]

Yeah, they are very americanised over on the west side :p

[koi]

fuck I was trying to type in english , it hard to type when you are really drunk and smoked lots of bush :D :D

[Blockbusterblonde]

Why the fuck does that lame bitch have her own thread?

[koi]

LOL dont you will get sick B sad that is his wife to be :D

[Blockbusterblonde]

Poor guy.

Did he knock her up?

[koi]

LOL maybe she has not been on for a while

[Blockbusterblonde]

That's all we fucking need.

More in the Witches Genepool.

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Now see, I was thinking "Great, that is all we need, another sickbastard running around":)

[Blockbusterblonde]

Either way it's bad news.

[Aphrodite]

Hey, it wasnt Yusifs fault - she drugged him and dragged him to chapel o love :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Hey, it wasnt Yusifs fault - she drugged him and dragged him to chapel o love :p

The drugs weren't enough for what I saw. *Yusif shudders*:(

[Aphrodite]

If it was too sick for the Sick Bastard it must have been nasty :eek: :p