Happy Birthday Wicked Mistress!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Somebody still loves ya!

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/thatslutgirl.gif

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/FU_BITCH.jpg

I don't know, the last one might've took it too far? :rolleyes:

[zooworker]

She makes me see red!

[koi]

Happy birthday you fucking whore bitch

[DraconianSM]

Happy Belated Birthday. I made you a new avatar:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/red.jpg

[koi]

LMAO I like it ,I wish she would use it :D

[Skand]

Happy Birthday!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

why won't she reply to my thread? :(

[DraconianSM]

Somebody still loves ya!

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/thatslutgirl.gif

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/FU_BITCH.jpg

I don't know, the last one might've took it too far? :rolleyes:

why won't she reply to my thread? :(

Maybe she would if your pics worked. All I get are "X"s

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i got rex x's too for the past couple of days, but now i see them.

[Beer_Monkey]

Them pics are cool as

[koi]

They are cool pics I love the micky one :D

[Aphrodite]

I like this one..

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/go_f_yourself.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think she looks more like this:

http://static.flickr.com/25/43802307_ecda8dd1a4.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Nah, shes not THAT pretty :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think the lighting was off. here she is with better lighting.

http://robsharpdotcom.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/piccies02/fugly.jpg

[Aphrodite]

LMAO - Thats IT - youve captured her inner beauty perfectly :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

well i am a professional. :cool:

[zooworker]

i think the lighting was off. here she is with better lighting.

http://robsharpdotcom.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/piccies02/fugly.jpg
That's fucking great!!!!!!!!

[DraconianSM]

Nah, shes not THAT pretty :p

Right. She looks more like this:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/ug3.jpg

[Aphrodite]

eeeewwww - thats gruesome :p

[sar94pga]

Somebody still loves ya!

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/thatslutgirl.gif

http://www.psychozone.net/cards/FU_BITCH.jpg

I don't know, the last one might've took it too far? :rolleyes:
WOW, can't wait for my b-day. WTF did this girl do anyway?

[zooworker]

WOW, can't wait for my b-day. WTF did this girl do anyway?Check out her posts, it will tell all.

[koi]

WOW, can't wait for my b-day. WTF did this girl do anyway?
Shes not a girl she have goat and half mushroom with a sprinkle of shit

[zooworker]

Shes not a girl she have goat and half mushroom with a sprinkle of shitDon't forget the piss for"piss ass atitude"

[koi]

Oh shit yeh how could I forget that:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Shes not a girl she have goat and half mushroom with a sprinkle of shit

kind of like this

http://fanboy.net/akon13/P1010056.jpg

i think thats her on the left in the suspenders :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

She was on today. I can't believe she didn't come by here and say thanks.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

She was on today. I can't believe she didn't come by here and say thanks.

the ungrateful he bitch! :eek:

[URBAN_COWBOY]

the ungrateful he bitch! :eek:your feelings are hurt. It is ok to admit it. cry if you need to man. it's ok.

[Aphrodite]

I would be if it was my thread.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

your feelings are hurt. It is ok to admit it. cry if you need to man. it's ok.

you know the least should could do is just reply once. i know she looked at the post. a simple thank you would suffice from her. i guess when she saw slut girl kind of turned her off, or was it the go fuck yourself picture or was it the demon dog?

I would be if it was my thread.

but i did call it happy birthday? that should make it somewhat better right, right? ;)

[Aphrodite]

but i did call it happy birthday? that should make it somewhat better right, right? ;)

Exactly - I said thanks when you made me a birthday thread :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you see, the sick bastard is kind and gentle when he rips off the heads of bunnies.

[Aphrodite]

Unlike me with Fuzzie :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

exactumundo

[Aphrodite]

noone was kind and gentle to him though...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/ihbb/calipso.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think steroids were his only best friend. :(

[Aphrodite]

Everytime I see this pic it makes me LOL :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

I still laugh at that piece of shit. I can't believe he had the nerve to post that picture and think someone would be impressed. What a gimp. <---- he, he, I talked in Brit.:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I still laugh at that piece of shit. I can't believe he had the nerve to post that picture and think someone would be impressed. What a gimp. <---- he, he, I talked in Brit.:D

is this a brit? :D

http://www.2dtv.co.uk/wallpaper/blairs_sml.jpg

[Lomithrandel]

not just any brit... the overlord of the brittish people

[koi]

is this a brit? :D

http://www.2dtv.co.uk/wallpaper/blairs_sml.jpg

Thats not a brit thats a dick or fucking dick also known as wanker

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Thats not a brit thats a dick or fucking dick also known as wanker

so its a brit huh? :D

[koi]

LOL I guess it must :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

c'mon wicked, say something in this thread. its your birthday thread!

[Aphrodite]

Give it up, its never gonna happen :D

[Beer_Monkey]

what shes going to use some tampax to stp the jam spillin on her keyboard

[yousickf'ingbastard]

good one monkey. she was just here. as soon as i posted something in "her" thread she ran off. the bleeding whore!

[Aphrodite]

Funny, If we'd known from the start that a birthday thread would make her log off, we could have saved ourselves a hell of a lot of trouble :p

[Aphrodite]

Maybe we should make one for mkloser ;)

[Beer_Monkey]

ohh we have a sig name for the minge

[yousickf'ingbastard]

we might need something bigger. :eek:

[Beer_Monkey]

like what?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i don't know. i was hoping somebody smarter than me would figure that out. :confused:

[Beer_Monkey]

well the smartest erson on this site is MKlover

[yousickf'ingbastard]

yep, one giant smart ass that needs to be pushed.

[Beer_Monkey]

into a Toilet :D

[Aphrodite]

Well, we could give him this...

http://photobucket.com/albums/a79/ihbb/gun.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

he would deserve it. hopefully somebody took a giant shit prior.

[Beer_Monkey]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Full_of_Shit_%28Toilet%29.jpg

will this one do

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Full_of_Shit_%28Toilet%29.jpg

will this one do

damn my high speed connection. if only i was warned! :eek:

[Beer_Monkey]

hahahaha

I made the sicko sicjk

[Aphrodite]

..not just him :(

[Beer_Monkey]

sorry aph :D

[Aphrodite]

I forgive you ;)



Its even worse than Limpdicks shit pic though :eek:

[Beer_Monkey]

sorry but I was trying to make a point

[Aphrodite]

For some strange reason I have to keep scrolling up the screen to look at it again :eek: :D

[Beer_Monkey]

well no ones perfect.

what do you think created that mess

[URBAN_COWBOY]

hahahaha

I made the sicko sicjkthanks alot there calipso junior.

[israelson]

Check out her posts, it will tell all.

Yeah, she posted in red, the crime of the century, may she be tried by the bunch of tossers that visit this board and think there fucking it.

[koi]

I have you know I am fucking it and so is my mum

[turtletime]

Yeah, she posted in red, the crime of the century, may she be tried by the bunch of tossers that visit this board and think there fucking it.
Israelson - shut the fuck up.

Beer Monkey - that picture?? GROSS!!!! Wrong! pure evil. :rolleyes: made me sick too!

[koi]

What pic if its gross I need to see :D

[koi]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Full_of_Shit_%28Toilet%29.jpg

will this one do

And you did not like my pic at least my one was fresh :D

[turtletime]

What pic if its gross I need to see :D
the full of shit pic back a page...

[koi]

I have seen it now I dont think I will ever be the same I am disgusted and appalled :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Yeah, she posted in red, the crime of the century, may she be tried by the bunch of tossers that visit this board and think there fucking it.and may you be tied down and have your toenails pulled out one by one for the fact that you cannot spell nor form complete sentences. We have been through this with you before, you are not as smart as you think you are. Take your 5th grade education over to the cartoon network website. Maybe you can find more people on the same level of intelligence. Your dad should've just pulled out and wiped you off. The world would have been a better place.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

And you did not like my pic at least my one was fresh :D

i have to agree with koi. his shit was fresher.

as for israelson: you fucking fuckface fucker. if you don't like what you see, don't reply. by replying you open yourself open to us. and we will eat you alive.

[TED]

Happy birthday ;)

[Aphrodite]

I think its a bit late for that :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think she got our message of her birthday already. :(

[Aphrodite]

Loud and crystal :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i bought her a present but i thought this would be better.

[Aphrodite]

What did you buy for her ?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it was an empty box but it was the thought that counts. :D

[Aphrodite]

LOL - :D


That would have probably been her best present :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think she would like a bucket of red paint for her birthday.

[Aphrodite]

Yeah, over her head like Carrie :p

[koi]

Dont say that remember what Carrie did after that :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

wicked doesn't have the balls to do it

[koi]

I think you will find she dose have balls but only a small cock :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she was a mutant baby. her parents had sex on a toxic waste dump and gave birth to her in it at the same time. thats why she has balls for a nose and a penis for each ear. :eek:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Aphrodite]

Sound like Adam Brody who admitted he had a penis on his forehead :p

[israelson]

and may you be tied down and have your toenails pulled out one by one for the fact that you cannot spell nor form complete sentences. We have been through this with you before, you are not as smart as you think you are. Take your 5th grade education over to the cartoon network website. Maybe you can find more people on the same level of intelligence. Your dad should've just pulled out and wiped you off. The world would have been a better place.

My god, thats the 1st post from u, I have actually laughed at. Well done, it probably took you a wee while to think it all up, but good job all the same. The norm is I wouldn't bother to reply more than 2 lines to you losers but I think i'll just say, i'm sure my 5th grade education beats your special school education :p

*yawn* God, hopefully one day, the likes of the arrogant masses that exist on such message boards as here will drop dead.

[koi]

LOL you are so funny whats it like to be a prick I hope its everthing you expected

[URBAN_COWBOY]

My god, thats the 1st post from u, I have actually laughed at. Well done, it probably took you a wee while to think it all up, but good job all the same. The norm is I wouldn't bother to reply more than 2 lines to you losers but I think i'll just say, i'm sure my 5th grade education beats your special school education :p

*yawn* God, hopefully one day, the likes of the arrogant masses that exist on such message boards as here will drop dead.get AIDS you maggot puke.

[zooworker]

*yawn* God, hopefully one day, the likes me that exist on such message boards as here will drop dead.
Please do.............

[koi]

Please please do

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i believe the mistress will get upset if you are not talking about her in her thread..... :D

[koi]

ok you are right , who you doing you red posting whore

[yousickf'ingbastard]

ok you are right , who you doing you red posting whore

the only thing shes doing is fingering herself with a dead persons finger. orgasmic. :eek:

[koi]

I thought it was a a dogs paw and it was up her ass

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i heard that the dog was dead and she was using the its nose. but i think the dog died as soon as it saw what it was going into. :eek:

[koi]

I died with the smell coming from her dripping green pussie

[yousickf'ingbastard]

don't you mean red :D

well i guess its oozing green shit too. shes a fucking dike!

[koi]

she is more than that she is a spot on the end of a tramps pussie lip :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she probably has tons of dicks stuck up her pussy that just withered inside and broke off.........oh, forgot this isn't the adult thread :D

[koi]

she will have more than that up there , hole arms and legs and dead animals :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

shes got central park stuck in there :cool:

[koi]

and it wont even touch the sides :D its what she has up her ass that is concerning :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i hear its armageddon :eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

c'mon wicked, say something.

if you reply to this thread, then i won't say anything about you here. :rolleyes:

[koi]

I fucking will :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i was just going to start another thread called "Happy Belated Birthday Bitch!"

[koi]

I feel its only fair and what a kind harted person you are :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i know. i have a weird way of saying i love you to her. this is the best i can do. :(

[koi]

Dont worrie I know she can feel the love its there you just have to look deep :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i try to say i love you but all that comes out is fuck you bitch.

[koi]

I dont know what the prob is when you say fuck of you bitch all I am hearing is Wicked Mistress I am so much in love with you that I cry myself to sleep every night because I am not with you :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

exactly! except i don't wanna touch her rotting corpse of a body. i'd rather wrestle with alligators in a blizzard naked.

[koi]

Again all I am hearing that you want to go and hold her and love and kiss until you both die of old age

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she has already reached the old age. all that cigarette smoking has made her voice sound like barry white. and that hole in her neck is like a second mouth. you don't know whether to say hello or call 911.

[koi]

Just say hello and stickyour dick in the other hole :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i wonder if wicked clit got my valentines day gift? i made sure the dead animal was extra bloody since she likes the color red.

[zooworker]

i wonder if wicked clit got my valentines day gift? i made sure the dead animal was extra bloody since she likes the color red.NIce of you to send her dinnier, did you incude the black candles?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it wouldn't be the gentleman thing to do without them.

[zooworker]

it wouldn't be the gentleman thing to do without them.was it served on the pentagram plate?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

nah, she just invited the devil instead.

[Aphrodite]

Damn her - how can you compete with Satan ?

[zooworker]

Worked her way through one demon at a time to get there.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she knows her demons. we need to perform an exorcism.

[Aphrodite]

Sounds like fun...


You bring the candles and Ill bring the priest

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i heard throwing gasoline on her works pretty well.

[zooworker]

I got matches.........

[Woodstock]

I have got the marshmallows

[zooworker]

I'll bring the coat hangers.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i'll bring the hookers.....for personal pleasure of course. i'll also bring my "Burn The Witches" Mix CD featuring Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson and a touch of Kenny G.

Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!

[zooworker]

Sounds like a party to me!!!!!!!!!

[Wrong Heaven]

If it's Wicked Mistress' exorcism, all I ask is no one bring a crucifix - I do NOT need to see THAT!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

If it's Wicked Mistress' exorcism, all I ask is no one bring a crucifix - I do NOT need to see THAT!

but i bring it to all my parties. whenever i forget it people ask me "hey, dude, wheres, your, giant, crucifix?"

[Beer_Monkey]

you are ne sick fook

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you are ne sick fook

so you are calling me a sick fucking bastard! how dare you call me that! :D

[zooworker]

Ever notice when WM is on she goes to the adult thread?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

shes a dike. she wants my dick.

i swear to everybody here that all she has to do is reply to this thread and I will officially not post on it ever again. just a simple reply is all she needs to do. its her fucking birthday thread for crying out loud! who wouldn't reply to their own birthday thread?

[zooworker]

I'm sure she won't. She probably gets off on it in her own sick way.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

shes playing hard to get. i'll have to send her dead roses next time her birthday comes around.

[zooworker]

shes playing hard to get. i'll have to send her dead roses next time her birthday comes around.
I bet you secretly PM her ever night.:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I bet you secretly PM her ever night.:D

she has yet to reply. perhaps i was going the wrong way with this thread. i maybe came on to strong with the "fuck you bitch" quote?

[zooworker]

she has yet to reply. perhaps i was going the wrong way with this thread. i maybe came on to strong with the "fuck you bitch" quote?
Should have left bitch out, might have helped.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Should have left bitch out, might have helped.

bitch is strong and means that she is powerful. see if i call my ex a bitch she would know that she is very powerful and strong and very respectful and if I didn't call her that she would be really upset. :confused: :D

[Aphrodite]

If Bitch is so strong and powerful and respectful, then you wont mind if I call YOU bitch then ??


Bitch :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

im a dirty bitch :D

[Aphrodite]

Wicked M just isnt good enough for you Yusef :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i know. but i want to do her anal just once before i officially call it quits with her. :p

[zooworker]

i know. but i want to do her anal just once before i officially call it quits with her. :p
God knows what you would end up stuck on you:eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i guess i would say goodbye to my dick after that encounter. her ass probably has leeches.

[zooworker]

i guess i would say goodbye to my dick after that encounter. her ass probably has leeches.Then you would have to have a sex change..................

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Then you would have to have a sex change..................

i could never do a sex change. after having sex with wicked i'll just cut the lower half of my body off. i'll reattach my dick to my belly button. that would creep people out when i had a erection. :eek:

[Aphrodite]

Try not to get too excited, but shes onine right now in the Adult sect ;)

[zooworker]

Every time she logs on.............

[yousickf'ingbastard]

we are like her stalkers. she doesn't reply to threads as much.

[zooworker]

we are like her stalkers. she doesn't reply to threads as much.She has only 12 post for this year, and I never have seen her look at this thread. Everytime she is on, she goes to the adult section. And no one has posted much there since koi left.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

koi just changed on us. i miss the nudity of lesbians. its like he visits but doesn't reply. i think the gods of i hate blockbuster are falling. i blame hush puppy. i will stay and fight off the n00bs

oh yeah, wicked mistress is a dumb bitch.

[zooworker]

After seeing Beer monkey and aphrodites post I think he got caught doing things he shouldn't have. Maybe he is just laying low for awhile. Yes Wicked mistress is a dumb bitch.

[zooworker]

I found one of koi's cameras in her bathroom
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/wicked_toilets_10.jpg

[koi]

koi just changed on us. i miss the nudity of lesbians. its like he visits but doesn't reply. i think the gods of i hate blockbuster are falling. i blame hush puppy. i will stay and fight off the n00bs

oh yeah, wicked mistress is a dumb bitch.

I will be posting porn soon but I got barred from photo bucket :eek:

I do like the toilet :)

[URBAN_COWBOY]

At 11:55pm, CST, wickedmistress is viewing this thread. Will she reply?

[zooworker]

At 11:55pm, CST, wickedmistress is viewing this thread. Will she reply?Nah! She just switched to Looking for koi. I wonder whats up with that?

[Wrong Heaven]

Nah! She just switched to Looking for koi. I wonder whats up with that?

I think my theory is, in fact, correct.

Wicked Mistress + Koi = OTP 4eva!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

how long will this thread go on without the birthday girl responding?

[Aphrodite]

Forever - shes never going to post in here Yusif ;)

[Beer_Monkey]

lol Kois banned from photobucket hahahaha

[Aphrodite]

Yeah, I saw that hah :p

[koi]

lol Kois banned from photobucket hahahaha

I have had to open a new account . How long before I get banned again I give it a week :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

koi banned? no way! :D

[koi]

I dont know what the prob is I only had 500 pics of porn :D

[Wrong Heaven]

So koi, when are you going to tell us the truth about you and Wicked Mistress?

[koi]

What truth

[Wrong Heaven]

What truth

About your torrid love affair.......

[koi]

LOL Yes its true she is just so dam hot I know she is a little hairy but when you get passed that her face is quit sweet

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i bet wicked mistress in real life is a hot dominatrix chick. but i could be really wrong and she really was a fucked up looking teletubby :eek:

[Aphrodite]

Shes from a one cow town remember, so I think she'll be more check shirt/denim dungerees/ugly fatass, than sexy dom chick ;)

[OzMan]

Shes from a one cow town remember, so I think she'll be more check shirt/denim dungerees/ugly fatass, than sexy dom chick ;)


Oh, you'd be surprised. It's the people that you would least expect....

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Shes from a one cow town remember, so I think she'll be more check shirt/denim dungerees/ugly fatass, than sexy dom chick ;)

dungerees on a fat ass chick is so hot! :D

[Aphrodite]

eww - you really ARE a sickf'ingbastard.


I bet you fancy Bea from Prisoner Cell Block H as well :eek:

[koi]

I would lick beas ass and then let her sit on my face I love the thought of each lip touching my ears :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I would lick beas ass and then let her sit on my face I love the thought of each lip touching my ears :D

i think i just vomited what i ate when i was 6. :eek:

[zooworker]

dungerees on a fat ass chick is so hot! :D
sounds like half my customers.:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

sounds like half my customers.:D

your lucky. everywhere i look i see fat dungerees chicks.

[zooworker]

your lucky. everywhere i look i see fat dungerees chicks.Be lucky they are covered then.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Be lucky they are covered then.

yeah, sigh. :(

[koi]

i think i just vomited what i ate when i was 6. :eek:

You know you want her she is just so fucking hot :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

yeah she's a dirty little bitch

[koi]

She is that ,The things I have seen her do with a shit coverd dildo and a packet of peanuts leave you feeling so hot :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think she loves the circus. she wants the elephants trunk up her rotting pulsating glowing malfunctioning dilating shitting kitty (edited because its not the adult section :( ). fuck it, pussy!

[koi]

You are getting me horny :D
The elephant will have to be blind because it would be just nasty if it saw what it was doing

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it would be a massacre if it knew what it was doing. fires and death will occur!

[koi]

That would make it more fun to watch and wicked might get killed so its not all bad :D

[zooworker]

That would make it more fun to watch and wicked might get killed so its not all bad :D
I she is killed, we couldn't celebrate her birthday anymore.:eek:

[surfer dude]

where is this lucky lady to get her own birthday thread dedicated to her? she must be proud.

hello everybody. this is my first post and i hope to contribute something here. please don't flame me.

[zooworker]

where is this lucky lady to get her own birthday thread dedicated to her? she must be proud.

hello everybody. this is my first post and i hope to contribute something here. please don't flame me.Hello n00b. Look up her membership name and view her post and threads. Or read this entire thread!:cool:

[OzMan]

hello everybody. this is my first post and i hope to contribute something here. please don't flame me.

Dude, you just painted a big target on your back, sorry to say. :-/

Anyone remember the Far Side cartoon with the deer, one of which had a target on his chest?? His buddy is standing there and says "Bummer of a birthmark"

:D

[koi]

where is this lucky lady to get her own birthday thread dedicated to her? she must be proud.

hello everybody. this is my first post and i hope to contribute something here. please don't flame me.

she was, Its what we are like on here kind and allways giving out love :D

When is it you birthday and we will make you one

[surfer dude]

she was, Its what we are like on here kind and allways giving out love :D

When is it you birthday and we will make you one

it uh just passed. :D

[koi]

No probs :D
Have you read the thread because we dont really like her

[surfer dude]

what?! how can you say that. i see nothing but love for her on this thread. :p

[koi]

I know we do it because we all want a fuck and we heard that she is a dirty slut who will fuck all night and loves lots of cock :D

[surfer dude]

sounds like my ex. too bad she found love with a hobo :o

[koi]

we have all been there I think hobos are fucking great they will do anything for 50p

[zooworker]

what?! how can you say that. i see nothing but love for her on this thread. :pIt's a love hate relationship.

[koi]

you love her and I hate her :D

[zooworker]

We all love to hate her.:rolleyes:

[koi]

I would love to fuck it while YSB punches her in the face :D

[zooworker]

I would love to fuck it while YSB punches her in the face :DI'll bring the camera.:D

[koi]

its a date I know ysb will love it :D
you can join in if you want

[zooworker]

its a date I know ysb will love it :D
you can join in if you wantCan't my elephant ran off with Hushpuppie:D

[koi]

run of or run over I like the second :D

[zooworker]

run off or run over I like the second :DRan off, ................

[koi]

shit I would like to see a elephant run over her then take shit on her head :D

[zooworker]

Shit, the elephant is scared of her,

[koi]

I dont blame it her face is shit ugly :D

[zooworker]

Actually it was the tits, dragging on the ground.:D

[koi]

That was tits I thought it was her lips :D

[zooworker]

Kinda hard to tell the difference

[koi]

Very true but a least it stops you looking at her face :D

[zooworker]

She has a face?

[koi]

I thought it was her face but now I see were I went wrong :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/fatass6.jpg

[zooworker]

One of her bananas she used........
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/bannaners_10.jpg

[surfer dude]

I thought it was her face but now I see were I went wrong :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/fatass6.jpg

thats great! :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

this thread never seems to stop me from laughing!

[zooworker]

I thought it was her face but now I see were I went wrong :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/fatass6.jpg
Koi banned again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think the feds are on koi already. he's like the fugitive! :D

[koi]

I have given them the slip but I know they will catch me in the end :D

[zooworker]

I have given them the slip but I know they will catch me in the end :D
Bush probably has your line tapped. The only reason they haven't busted in is because they like your porn.:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

hey, the birthday girl is on. lets give the bitch a rising ovation!

[koi]

Bush probably has your line tapped. The only reason they haven't busted in is because they like your porn.:D

He would forget how to log in :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

knowing his luck he would get a virus on his first download of porn. :D

[zooworker]

Wicked Mistress Toilet Paper

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/assgrater.gif

[koi]

I once saw a porn film and a women grated a mans dick with one of those ever since then when I see a grater it brings a tear to my eye :D

[Beer_Monkey]

I once saw a porn film and a women grated a mans dick with one of those ever since then when I see a grater it brings a tear to my eye :D

god dam it koi

thats gotta hurt

[koi]

It was called Pimps and there Johns I think and it was a documentery not a porn sorry :D

[Beer_Monkey]

fucks sake

don't matter what it is i want nothing to do with it

[koi]

There was not much blood but the bloke really liked it :eek:

[Beer_Monkey]

how

i bit of light bondage yes, but a cheesegrater to the cock no ta

[koi]

I have to agree I dont mind handcuffs but no fucking way am I haveing my dick gratted until it bleeds

[Beer_Monkey]

just the thought of it makes me feel sick

[koi]

LOL I know what you mean :D you should have see what she gon with the toaster :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

its the uh, 3 month birthday aniversary

censored because this is adult and the image is too haunting for words (http://www.dumpstersluts.com/dump/ugly0012.jpg)

happy birthday baby! COVER UP!!!!

[Aphrodite]

She/you really should make that her avatar :D

[koi]

I have nothing really to say its just I saw that wicked was on :D