Signs

[zooworker]

Post your favorite sign here!!!!!
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/011_bone_lick.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/salad.jpg

[zooworker]

Here is another one...........
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/083_dick.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/priceless17.jpg


not really a sign but pretty dam funny

[zooworker]

For cowboy.......
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/051_music_and.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/girlsevil.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/cosmodna1.jpg

[rk237]

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/sign%20funny.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/7022/1128105133churchsign4et.jpg

hope this one makes it thru lol.

[zooworker]

One more
http://www.funnysign.com/pics/124_pets.jpg

[rk237]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/shadeunderling/funny_sign_36.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/020_climax.jpg
I want to go there............

[koi]

Here is one I found and I think its relevent to a pic I posted once :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/sign5.jpg

[rk237]

"Shitting out trees is not allowed" ??

[koi]

oh my god please tell me you are joking

[rk237]

Yes, I am!

[koi]

thank god :D

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/091_knees.jpg
Lets pray.............

[Wrong Heaven]

I like this one. Simple. Funny.

http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/funnysigns002.jpg

[Lomithrandel]

WM, how many people do you think are going to look at that and think "Huh??? I don't get it!" lol...

[Wrong Heaven]

WM, how many people do you think are going to look at that and think "Huh??? I don't get it!" lol...

I don't know, how many idiots are in the world? :P

[zooworker]

I know I keep posting signs from this site, but it's my thread.
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/078_triple_feature.jpg

[Lomithrandel]

lol this is off topic, but i had screwed asale to an account several months ago on vhs and it had charged $98 :D

[sm17761]

lol this is off topic, but i had screwed asale to an account several months ago on vhs and it had charged $98 :D

WTF!!! Someone got "Screwed". lol

[zooworker]

Hey! Back on track now.
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/052_handwash.jpg

[OzMan]

I have a pic in my cell phone. IIRC, it's a Stop sign directly above a sign that says "No Stopping". I'll have to see if I can upload it.

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/044_f_king.jpg

Here's another..........

[orbitdvd]

I know I keep posting signs from this site, but it's my thread.
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/078_triple_feature.jpg


We put up the new release signs for BIG AND HAIRY above PECKER at my first BBV store.


marc

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/043_diesel_fried.jpg
Yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rk237]

Haha

just had to post a "haha" because these are great!!

[zooworker]

Not pron but funny.......
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/063_custom_killing.jpg

[OzMan]

We put up the new release signs for BIG AND HAIRY above PECKER at my first BBV store.


And I put "Snatch" after "Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her" just to see if anyone would notice.

:D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

WM, how many people do you think are going to look at that and think "Huh??? I don't get it!" lol...am I the only one who noticed that you addressed WrongHeaven as WM? As in WickedMistress. I'm sorry Lomi, but I think you should give yourself a donkey punch for that one.:D

[Wrong Heaven]

am I the only one who noticed that you addressed WrongHeaven as WM? As in WickedMistress. I'm sorry Lomi, but I think you should give yourself a donkey punch for that one.:D

Oh man, I didn't even catch that!! Lomi, I think you owe me an apology!

*feels dirty*

[Jason]

Oh man, I didn't even catch that!! Lomi, I think you owe me an apology!

*feels dirty*


i was the original WM! :P

[zooworker]

I'm back.....................
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/106_fuk_mi.jpg

[johnlow71]

I'm back.....................
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/106_fuk_mi.jpg


wow this one is terriffic!!!!!!!!!!

[Lomithrandel]

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to catch that.... hehe. I am sorry but it was on purpose, I just wanted to see if anyone was actually paying attention to my posts. :p

I didn't mean to imply you are anything like Wicked Mistress.

[zooworker]

FOr you Lomi..:D
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/023_got_crabs.jpg

[zooworker]

Another one............
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/116_slow_children.jpg

[zooworker]

I know multiple postings, can't resist this one.........
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/121_zoo.jpg

[koi]

I like this one ,talk about pissing in the wind :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/sign1.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/093_spy_kids.jpg
Sign says it all

[koi]

I have to agree :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/sign2.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/073_phuket.jpg
What's with the oriental food?

[koi]

..........................:D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/signs3.jpg

[zooworker]

??????????????????????
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/022_dead_cows.jpg

[zooworker]

Go figure...............
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/035_do_not_enter.jpg

[Wrong Heaven]

http://www.saao.ac.za/~wpk/gallery/signs/newspaperads.jpg

[URBAN_COWBOY]

I'll bet $20 that Koi posted the ad about Viagra.:D

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/019_parking.jpg
........................................

[DraconianSM]

I know I've posted this before, but it makes sense to post it here:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/CanadaSign.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/107_church.jpg
.......................................

[koi]

Here is a good brit sign :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/SecretBunker.jpg

[zooworker]

Fun park............
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/090_hell_on_earth.jpg

[koi]

I like chilli but not this type :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/chilli.jpg

[zooworker]

WOuld you buy a car here?
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/013_boggus.jpg

[koi]

LOL I love twats :D
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/shcool.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/040_flight.jpg
................................

[koi]

......................................:d

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/funny-signs_0350.jpg

[koi]

................................:D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/koi152/SignOfConfusion_27.jpg

[zooworker]

Hair job?
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/024_curl_up.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/CosmoDNA1.jpg

[zooworker]

koi's place..........
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/055_hot_beer.jpg

[OzMan]

WOuld you buy a car here?
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/013_boggus.jpg

Reminds me of this car lot that I used to live near, that I always wanted to stop by and get a pic of.

It was called Quality Used Cars, or something similar.

There were two cars in the lot. One was missing the front end, and the other was up on blocks.

And I have also seen a car lot called Lyng Motors. I would see the name on the number plate frames all the time. But the thing is, at 70MPH, it easily looks like Lying Motors. :D

[zooworker]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign19.jpg
Get cleaned here

[URBAN_COWBOY]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign19.jpg

Get cleaned here

csrldm must work or own this joint.:D

[OzMan]

csrldm must work or own this joint.:D

ROTFL.

Now, my question is, are all of these accidents, or are some of them done on purpose, to draw attention to the business??

lord knows, I would NEVER do anything as underhanded as that....

:rolleyes:

;)

[csb]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/928/pranksmcdonaldssigninstalled01.jpg
it was put up as a prank, but awesome anyway (http://www.phonelosers.org/mcdonalds/)

[csrldm]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/928/pranksmcdonaldssigninstalled01.jpg
it was put up as a prank, but awesome anyway (http://www.phonelosers.org/mcdonalds/)


daaaamn...i wonder if they're hiring ;)

[Woodstock]

A Florida biker and his babe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/draper33/untitled745.jpg


Take a look at the guy sitting to the right of the Queen. :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/draper33/Queen.bmp

[Aphrodite]

Look at the smile on his face - he's well aware of what he's doing...


I bet he got slowly flogged to death for that :p

[csrldm]

I bet he got slowly flogged to death for that :p

...and probably enjoyed every second of it!

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/071_drive_slowly.jpg
.......................

[Aphrodite]

Blind Dogs ?


That must be where WM lives :p

[zooworker]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/084_fathers_day.jpg

......................................

[Aphrodite]

Dont mess with these guys.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/maf.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Maybe SL600 should change to THIS merc badge ;)


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/mb_ad.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Think of poor Aparden :p

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/welfare.jpg

[Beer_Monkey]

lol

I don't have any signs

[Aphrodite]

You can share mine ;)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/inmates.jpg

[Beer_Monkey]

thats great

[Aphrodite]

Why thankyou Mon - would you like another :p

[Aphrodite]

This is a great name :cool:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/sofa-king.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Me and Graystar will start hanging out together when this happens :D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/whenhell.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Me and Graystar will start hanging out together when this happens :D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/whenhell.jpg

i've been there a few times. i hear its nice this time of year.

hears a --->clean <--- sign from bastard

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/87/5469/640/signs_nose.jpg

[Aphrodite]

I think I should hang this up in my store....


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/worknotice.jpg

[Beer_Monkey]

what you'd have to do some work then Aph

[yousickf'ingbastard]

just do what i do. make a mess and blame it on the new guy. they always expect them to screw up.

[zooworker]

Local school ground

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/109_dont_shoot.jpg

[zooworker]

Nice ad...............
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cheapintegra.jpg

[OzMan]

Maybe SL600 should change to THIS merc badge ;)


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/mb_ad.jpg


Reminds me of the old PJ O'rourke quote:

There are a number of mechanical devices created to increase sexual arousal in women. Cheif amongst those is the Porsche 911.

;)

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Sign_12.jpg

Thought I'd bring this thread back to life

[johnlow71]

omg thats fkn classic.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Sign_11.jpg
..........

[rk237]

http://www.craphound.com/images/funny_vancouver_sign.jpg

[zooworker]

That was great, I even showed it to my dog.

[OzMan]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Sign_12.jpg

Thought I'd bring this thread back to life


I saw a fridge magnet with this on. Couldn't stop laughing at it.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Sign_07.jpg
.........................

[johnlow71]

http://66.45.236.142/gallery/images/banners/prod_106_1660.jpg


dont remember if this one was posted yet.

[OzMan]

http://66.45.236.142/gallery/images/banners/prod_106_1660.jpg


dont remember if this one was posted yet.


I need a copy of THIS for my office. ;)

[csrldm]

i'll be perfectly honest that i haven't read the whole thread, but i want to contribute anyway.

feel free to enact appropriate punishment if these have already been posted:

http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/funnysigns002.jpg

[csrldm]

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/164/funny-signs_0350.jpg

[csrldm]

can anyone translate?
http://www.skphoton.com/albums/Funny-European-Signs/IMG_0113.jpg

[csrldm]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg

[OzMan]

can anyone translate?
http://www.skphoton.com/albums/Funny-European-Signs/IMG_0113.jpg


Translate what, exactly??

Do you want the entire 1000 words the picture represents, or something??:D

[csrldm]

hahaha it was something in like german or dutch or something i swear!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/164/funny-signs_0350.jpg

i lost that car last year. glad the tree found it first. :p

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Sign_13.jpg......................

[Wrong Heaven]

i'll be perfectly honest that i haven't read the whole thread, but i want to contribute anyway.

feel free to enact appropriate punishment if these have already been posted:

http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/funnysigns002.jpg

Hee, yep, I posted it when the thread first began.

And appropriate punishment? Does a spanking sound OK to you? :)

[zooworker]

http://www.fun-with-words.com/images/funny_sign_06.jpg.................

[ViciousVixen]

http://josh-r0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dilemma.jpg

[ViciousVixen]

http://www.wan.strangesigns.org:81/albums/Miscellaneous/keep_bathroom_clean.jpg

http://www.strangesigns.org/albums/Miscellaneous/nopee.jpg

[ViciousVixen]

http://www.strangesigns.org/albums/Miscellaneous/hitsanta.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/401-protesting.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/398-harrypottersbroomstick.jpg

[johnlow71]

lololololol.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/SpeedEnforcement1.jpg
Speed trap......

[koi]

I went to this place :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/image001.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://im.dumpalink.com/pics/QjrwadYA.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://im.dumpalink.com/pics/yJHTzbAr.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3324/1061/1600/kfc.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/n/NoMoFilm1/721.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/Pill_Cash.jpg

...................

[zooworker]

for you john
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/vote3.jpg

[johnlow71]

thanksssssssssssss.....

[DraconianSM]

more dumb signs:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/funnysigns003.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/funnysigns002.jpghttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/bow20wow20sign.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/McDonalds_20Sign.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/bigbernard82/McDonalds_20Sign.jpg

that must've came from Koi Porn Productions

[Aphrodite]

Ill never look at the golden arches in the same way again :eek: :p

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/259pitbulls1209380192840932.jpg

[johnlow71]

pure brilliant.

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/timemagazine.jpg

[Aphrodite]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign15.jpg


Looks like they didnt go :p

[Aphrodite]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign17.jpg

now theres a dilemma

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign23.jpg

:p

[Aphrodite]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign19.jpg

Im on my way...;)


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign20.jpg

enough said...:rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

Londoners and there wacky sense of humour :p

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign12.jpg



A little extreme...:eek:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign4.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Dont go that way :eek:

http://www.thecareerbreaksite.com/fun/images/funny-sign-kok-Sam.jpg



This is one sign I would follow....unless you want to be dinner for the natives :eek:

http://www.thecareerbreaksite.com/fun/images/Warning.jpg

[URBAN_COWBOY]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign15.jpg


Looks like they didnt go :pI think that might be Koi and Zooworker:D

[zooworker]

I think that might be Koi and Zooworker:D
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/rofl.gif
That's koi trying to figure out the spell checker. me I'm just a painter:D

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/437schoollimit905860.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/69bottomless-stupidity34098.jpg

[Aphrodite]

http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/wheelchair.gif

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/36pinguins874.jpg

[zooworker]

Bad Business

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/134cola09809834.jpg

[EXSM]

How does one attach images?

Best signs are on boners.com
and anything on consumptionjunction.com and steakandcheese.com is fairly raunchy

[EXSM]

http://www.boners.com/content/797022.1.jpg

[zooworker]

How does one attach images?

Best signs are on boners.com
right click, copy and paste

[zooworker]

http://www.boners.com/grub/797022.html

ok i figured it out
Great red x , but have seen it before:D

[OzMan]

Great red x , but have seen it before:D


Yeah, it's Koi's speciality;)

[zooworker]

Work Break

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/104work-brake32140298.jpg

[zooworker]

Flasher Ahead

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/71flasher-ahead21309.jpg

[zooworker]

Safety First

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/48safety50968.jpg

[Woodstock]

Safety First

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/48safety50968.jpg


That is a funny sign. Especially when there is an Bush Brewery inside the park that allows you to take tours, and gives you a free sample afterwards!!!

[Aphrodite]

Weapons and Beer?

It must be Texas :D

[zooworker]

I think koi has been putting signs out:D
Beats Summer Camp!

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/162pornjob08934.jpg

[zooworker]

Sniper At Work

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/sni3049work.jpg