Awards: Absent Members

[Beer_Monkey]

Who??????????

[Aphrodite]

As I said before, B and Amazon still post on here and I never posted much with c:nt...


ASM is who I miss the most :( :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

There is no doubt who should walk away with this one. I just feel sorry for the poor bastards that never got a chance to meet him. BTW, for the n00bs who think I'm an asshole, I got nothing on this guy. Be thankful he is gone.

[OzMan]

What about;

Pixie
Herandar
BBK
and Fozzie??

What, we can't go that old school, or something?? :)

[Beer_Monkey]

What about;

Pixie
Herandar
BBK
and Fozzie??

What, we can't go that old school, or something?? :)

I tried to keep it so the present crop of 'Gods' would know who they were voting for.

[HelloItsMeMOM]

I vote for ~Pixie, who is not to be confused with Pixie, then BBK. If you don't know who they are then you haven't been here long enough to vote :)

[MissHailstorm]

BBASMChick hasn't been around for a while, either...

[OzMan]

I vote for ~Pixie, who is not to be confused with Pixie, then BBK. If you don't know who they are then you haven't been here long enough to vote :)


LOL.

Well, Herandar gets my vote.

I think he would find it funny that he is STILL talked about with reverence on this board.

[koi]

I voted fot c:nt because he likes porn :D

[BBASMChick]

BBASMChick hasn't been around for a while, either...

I'm here, I just lurk now. :D

[adambrody]

what about: adambrody?

[Aphrodite]

We only voted for people we actually liked ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

We only voted for people we actually liked ;)

and where's my name? i see how it is. that will be the last time i provide the keg!

[Aphrodite]

If you want to win the absent posters sect, then you have to be absent silly :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i was gone for like 6 days and you guys never knew i left. :( but if beer monkey leaves for one minute......

beer monkey don't leave your kingdom again! it went to shit while you were gone. YSFB tried to run it but he turned it into 4 mile lesbian orgy and the village just went bonkers.

[Aphrodite]

LOL :D

The 1st time I left for 2 wks I was in every thread, the 2nd time for a week, 2 people mentioned it :p

Its because the forums so much bigger and less personal than it was six months ago...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

but its me. how can anybody forget the "you sick fucking bastard"? look at this face.

http://www.gorenight.de/movies/dotd/data/dotd2.jpg

how can you forget a face like that?

[Aphrodite]

I dont forget, its still buried deep inside there somewhere with all my other repressed memories :D

[koi]

your not still on about that kinky sex we had aphro are you , it was not that bad :D

[OzMan]

i was gone for like 6 days and you guys never knew i left.


A- You ANNOUNCED you were going on Spring Break

B- You posted from the AIRPORT!!!!!

C- Your ghostnic was here the ENTIRE time you were gone.

D- You checked in from the BEACH!!!!!

It was almost like you never left.

Here's a suggestion: If you want people to notice you're gone, give us a chance to miss you!!! :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

A- You ANNOUNCED you were going on Spring Break

B- You posted from the AIRPORT!!!!!

C- Your ghostnic was here the ENTIRE time you were gone.

D- You checked in from the BEACH!!!!!

It was almost like you never left.

Here's a suggestion: If you want people to notice you're gone, give us a chance to miss you!!!

A- Wanted everybody know my life didn't suck as much as yours :D

B- The flight was delayed. What the fuck can you do at the airport?

C- If I had a ghostnic it would be sex crazed porn star. I haven't thought of one yet.........

D- The laptop was my girlfriends who was working on her paper. I on the other hand only used it at the airport, hence the last visit here being 5 days later after I came back. Glad to see I was noticed.

If I wanna be missed I'll hijack a Dunkin Donuts truck and go cross country looking for Mother Oz. :eek:

Disclaimer:

this post is not to say that ozman's mother is a beast. she is a nice lady that I've met a few times. She makes great cookies.

Ozman and I are buddies and the post is not meant to offend......:rolleyes:

Disclaimer 2:

I'm having a bad day. :mad:

[DTA316]

Hmmm... someone else is missing from this list... I can't figure out who.

[OzMan]

Nah.... it does say who do we miss MOST..... I can't think of anyone else whose absence didn't improve the board.

[DTA316]

Yeah... you haven't been gone long enough for anyone to realize how much it would help.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i have to say that wicked mistress has been gone for days and i miss her. i blame myself for forcing her to leave. those comments that i said were uncalled for and were not professional for me or the board and its members. i would like to make a public apology to everybody that i offended here. for i have learned my ways and will try harder to be a bigger prick than i ever was! WOO HAAA you mother fuckers!!!!!! i can never say i'm sorry with a straight face. i really don't miss wicked. :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

Its okay Yusif, you can let your real feelings about her out, I wont tell anyone :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you beat it out of me aphrodite! i am weak. i am so weak!!!!! i am too weak to have sex some more with these hot lesbians. they can't seem to get enough of me.

[Aphrodite]

But Wicked will be devestated to hear about your lesbians...


...I think I should be that one that breaks it too her....heh heh heh ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you two may argue at first but you'll wake up the next morning with her laying on your shoulder. :D

[Aphrodite]

The only way that would happen would be if Id chloroformed her and her fat ass had fell on me and knocked me out too.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The only way that would happen would be if Id chloroformed her and her fat ass had fell on me and knocked me out too.

now thats what i call a first date. :p

[koi]

sounds like most of mine :D

[OzMan]

Why am I not surprised?? :rolleyes:

[fozzie]

Well at least Oz missed me....... :(

[TED]

Well at least Oz missed me....... :(


i miss you fuzzie ball :D

[OzMan]

Well at least Oz missed me....... :(


HOLY SHIT!!! What is this, alumni week-end??;)

Good to see you back, Foz.... place hasn't been the same since you and pixie went Hoffa on us.

:(

[TED]

HOLY SHIT!!! What is this, alumni week-end??;)

Good to see you back, Foz.... place hasn't been the same since you and pixie went Hoffa on us.

:(

see How they Both Got married and left the site :D

their Bloody Husbands have alot to Answer for :D

[fozzie]

Hey all :D

Pix didn't get married.

I miss you all, even you TuRD

[-pixie]

*pokes head in*
Hey guys and gals!

Been living a fab Trisha story for 9 months but have just got my net back so I may pop in a lil more often now...
Hey Turd, Hey Monkey and Hey Ozzie and Hi Mom and Hullo Fuzzie ( I watched Muppet Treasure Island last night and thought of you hahaha!)

*smooches and waves*:D

[OzMan]

Good to see you again, pix......

[koi]

you cant see her :D its just words

[rk237]

Speaking of absent members, does anyone know of Lomithrandel's fate?

[Aphrodite]

Hahahhahahahahaha - you should stop by the Big Brother 7 thread ;) :p

[koi]

But dont stay to long or you might start singing "its raining men" :D

[rk237]

Ahh yes. I skipped that thread because I don't watch that show.. but now I see.. yes.

[Aphrodite]

Poor Lomi :D


If he was here, we'd all be getting donkey punches :p

[koi]

as long as that is not gay slang for sex :D

[OzMan]

you cant see her :D its just words

What, you correct one n00b's spelling error, and suddenly you're Mr Fucking Literal??:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

What, you correct one n00b's spelling error, and suddenly you're Mr Fucking Literal??:D

he's a regular fucking ron jeremy :D

[Beer_Monkey]

*pokes head in*
Hey guys and gals!

Been living a fab Trisha story for 9 months but have just got my net back so I may pop in a lil more often now...
Hey Turd, Hey Monkey and Hey Ozzie and Hi Mom and Hullo Fuzzie ( I watched Muppet Treasure Island last night and thought of you hahaha!)

*smooches and waves*:D

OH M F'ING God

Hows it goin

[Aphrodite]

Whats next ??

ASM turning up for 'old times sake' flame?

:eek:

[koi]

as long as he likes porn I will be ok :D

[Jason]

didn't even get included :-0