Where In The Fuck Is Everybody!?

[sar94pga]

its a mini suitcase. i hold my spy gear inside it

where do you keep your ninja outfit?

[zooworker]

where do you keep your ninja outfit?
Probably just get nude and paints himself black.

[sar94pga]

thats gatta suck. i hope its waterproof!!!

[OzMan]

http://www.kimimela.com/archives/old%20ladies.jpg



Only in Noo Yark.

How do I know? Look at the number plate on the SUV.

[Aphrodite]

If that was my gran, id be sooo proud :rolleyes:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

They were on their way to play bingo when they took a wrong turn to porn set.

[zooworker]

They were on their way to play bingo when they took a wrong turn to porn set.
I see your girlfriend is back, nice bow.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

don't get jealous zoo, she's mine! :eek:

[zooworker]

don't get jealous zoo, she's mine! :eek:
Not me, but my dog has an interest.:p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Not me, but my dog has an interest.:p

well i do like bitches ;)

[Aphrodite]

We knew that when you started dating wm

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she's part dog part animated. who ever heard of getting the clap from a cartoon character?

[Aphrodite]

I think that was Spongebob episode 14 Patrick Gets The Clap

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Mr. Crabs means 2 things in that episode

[Beer_Monkey]

Bring Back Store Manager Gary

Mr.Cracker I miss you

[Aphrodite]

He was just a poll fixing cheat :eek: :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i do miss some of our past members.

wicked mistress
ig
frottage

[Beer_Monkey]

But store Manager Gary was a legendary thing

Even his DL loved it

[Aphrodite]

He hasnt been around for ages though

[Beer_Monkey]

I know :(............

[Aphrodite]

Dont worry Im sure hell turn up again someday - like cunt did ;)

[Beer_Monkey]

hes disapeared again too

[Aphrodite]

LOL :D


Thats true. Maybe they are all posting on the iusedtopostonihbb forum now

[yousickf'ingbastard]

and the owner is chrisedge's evil twin brother chrissledge

[Aphrodite]

LMao :D

Chris Sledge - I love that :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

am i your favorite yet chris! :D

[Aphrodite]

No, its definitely still me :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i come on and everybody leaves, what the fuck dude :mad:

[koi]

I am here and fully loaded with sick shit :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i don't think you'll ever run low on sick shit, unlimited supply

[koi]

very true but there is good shit and just plain old shit :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i am a good shit expert. i know good shit when i see it. experts call me to find the best shit around.

[koi]

tub girl knows her shit you should google her name and see her pic :D :D

remember to change your preferences to not filtered on the google screen

[Beer_Monkey]

oh god help us :)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

the horror! :eek:

[koi]

it was not that bad we all know you have dated worse :D

[sar94pga]

where the hell is bastard these days?

[koi]

I cant say but Its so so wrong :D

[sar94pga]

it was the midgets again wasnt it?

[koi]

yes I am afraid so, dam those ninja midgets they are just so sexy he can not resist

[sar94pga]

i was afraid that was going to happen. i wonder if he tried the repelant i gave him.

[koi]

I think he is using it a aftershave but those dam ninja midgets just put anti replant masks on there tiny little midget noses :D

[sar94pga]

fuckers. who knew midgets were so smart?

[hippieness]

Poor yusif

[koi]

you have to be careful around ninja midgets they are cunning little people and they also have throwing stars little tiny ones but they still hurt

[sar94pga]

i should get him a box of bandaids.

[koi]

i should get him a box of sexaids.

ok I would like that but I dont see how it would help :D

[Aphrodite]

It might distract him from the pain

[OzMan]

you have to be careful around ninja midgets they are cunning little people

A bunch of cunning runts, eh??

Well, better than the alternative, I reckon;)

[koi]

They are just too cunning they should have there own Police force and it should be called


NinjaMidget Task Force

[fozzie]

Who are all these n00bs? :D

[sar94pga]

awww, where is yusif? i miss him...

[zooworker]

awww, where is yusif? i miss him...
On a road trip
Where is ted?????

[sar94pga]

ted's an arse.

[zooworker]

ted's an arse.
But we all miss our arse:p

[Aphrodite]

I miss them. I might have to go and find them and bring them back...

[zooworker]

You might need a lot of bail money ........

[koi]

I miss them. I might have to go and find them and bring them back...

you will never find YSB he was stolen by the government to help them with the Muppet problem they are having on moon bass alpha :D

[sar94pga]

.................................

[OzMan]

you will never find YSB he was stolen by the government to help them with the Muppet problem they are having on moon bass alpha :D

Someone fell asleep with the telly on again last night ;)

[koi]

Someone fell asleep with the telly on again last night ;)

LOL yes and the shit loads of skunk I smoked :D

[zooworker]

Where is Ted and YSB?

[Aphrodite]

They have left forever because the forum is filled with so much crapola now.

[koi]

YSB has not left he and wicked are on there 2nd week of there hunny moon , he will be back soon

[Aphrodite]

Thats not what he told me....

[rk237]

They have left forever because the forum is filled with so much crapola now.

Pretty much. I don't know how much more I can even take. The only reason I show up is because I have made a few friends here.

[Aphrodite]

You mean me, dont you :D

[koi]

The forum is cool its just the people that make it shit :D

[rk237]

You mean me, dont you :D

You're one of 'em, but you hardly ever show up, which makes my job harder. :rolleyes: :D


You don't even check your myspace messages! :mad:

[Aphrodite]

Im very sorry :p

I have been caught up doing a million different things lately, but I shall redeem myself dont you worry ;)

[Aphrodite]

The forum is cool its just the people that make it shit :D

..and who might you be talking about exactly....:D

[koi]

I think you know :D
who do you think

[Aphrodite]

How many letters? :D

[koi]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. you can make the names out of these letters :D

[rk237]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. you can make the names out of these letters :D

Awesome that excludes me and my lucky ol' 237 suffix.

[koi]

thats right you are cool not quit perverted enough but ok :D

[rk237]

Ever fucked a wood chipper? ;)

[koi]

not since I was 5 but I can still remember it like it was yesterday , you ever fucked a tennis racket :D

[Aphrodite]

Is that an animal or a golf club? :p

[koi]

its a small shoe

[Aphrodite]

I meant a wood chipper

[koi]

LOL I know , but a small shoe sounded better in my head

[Aphrodite]

wtf?


Whats a small shoe got to do with ANYTHING?

[koi]

nothing but I was trying my cyber sex thing and its hard (thats the typing I am talking about )

[rk237]

This is a wood chipper Aph:

http://www.free-tractor-manuals.com/equipment/chippers/pto_chippers/images/PTO_chipper_01.jpg

[koi]

It would be a bit tight for me to fuck but if I must I must :D

[Aphrodite]

Yeah yeah.

I was on ebaums forum before and some guys set up a im addy as bigboobs21 and started having cuber sex with this guy and then halfway through they typed :'and now your touching my balls' and the man freaked out and logged off hahahahahahaha good times :D

[rk237]

Well like all good fuckable things, it has several different openings to choose from.

[Aphrodite]

ahh - thanks RK, the mystery is solved :p

[Aphrodite]

shit I really need to quote the posts more :p

[koi]

it does have nice wheels and the way its looking at me , saucy whore :D

[Aphrodite]

Whatever floats your boat ;)

[koi]

air floats my boat I thought it was the same for everone :D

but its a nice tractor :D

[rk237]

Yeah Aph, you really should.

[koi]

I think so to but I have know idea what we are talking about

[Aphrodite]

Quote...and it looks like Im not the only one ;)

[rk237]

thats a mighty big cross you have there....

It only looks big because the room was painted with light colors.


...see? If I didn't quote sar back there forty pages ago, then this post would have seemed pointless.

[koi]

Ok lets start again were is YSB :D

[Aphrodite]

Still on his road trip?


I dunno, why dont you go on his blog and find out

[koi]

I would but I am really lazy and I think you should and then come back and tell us

[Aphrodite]

Maybe I will - Im going out to dinner now but Ill be back later ;)

[koi]

And who are you going to dinner with I hope it classy like Burger King :D

[Aphrodite]

I do go to Burger King occasionally, but the words 'classy' and 'Burger King' were banned from being used in the same sentence back in 1996 ;)

[koi]

Burger King is classy you have just been spoiled :D ,Go on tell us who you went to dinner with

[Aphrodite]

Thats for me to know ;)

[koi]

Yes but I want to know because you are the queen and I work for the press and it makes interesting reading so go on spill the beans :D

[Aphrodite]

I could tell you, but then Id have to kill you...

[koi]

I am ok with that and the only way I can die is if you shag me to death :D
ok I hope you had a nice time and the bloke was a gent let you pay :D

[Aphrodite]

Well this IS the new millenium...


...but no :p

[koi]

did you get a shag out of it or is he one of those men that walked you home and kissed you on the cheek , then you went in and had to double click your mouse :D

[Aphrodite]

Every girl has to double click her mouse now and again....

Im still not telling you about dinner though so giveitup :p

[koi]

I take it you did not get a shag then silly man if he only new that you are a bit slutty he could of got his end away :D

[Aphrodite]

It wasnt that kind of a dinner ;)

[koi]

what you had sausage and he went straight for the pudding I hope he tipped well :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

air floats my boat I thought it was the same for everone :D

but its a nice tractor :D

what the hell :D

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

I'm looking through your window

[zooworker]

what the hell :D

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

I'm looking through your window
As I pull down the shades I see a strange person lurking in the woods. Getting rifle out as I type.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

As I pull down the shades I see a strange person lurking in the woods. Getting rifle out as I type.

you need to get off the youngandhung.com website zoo.:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

As I pull down the shades I see a strange person lurking in the woods. Getting rifle out as I type.

you need to get off the youngandhunganimals.com website zoo.:D

[zooworker]

Never heard of it......But I see your familiar with it:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i am the sick fucking bastard. i get all my porn sites from you dude :D

[koi]

I hear porn talk :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you have the ear for the porn

[koi]

only sick sick porn and if there are midgets :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

midgets with deformities are my specialty

[koi]

LOL like 5 arms and 24 breasts

[yousickf'ingbastard]

5 arms and 24 breast on a midget is just creepy, but sign her up

[koi]

already have she will be around in 5 mins KY on stand by

[OzMan]

you have the ear for the porn

That he does.....

tho we would all much rather he had the eye for it ;)

[Aphrodite]

He has an excellent eye


..for granny porn.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

grannies need love too

<insert disgusting granny porn pic here>

[zooworker]

Thank God for no pics here on porn right now. Erase mental image ........

[yousickf'ingbastard]

but the mental image is so strong. you must not fight it zoo. accept grandma and all fours :eek:

just reading that back in my mind just really disgusted me

[zooworker]

I'm going over to the hot babes thread now.......

[Aphrodite]

Hows Betty doing Yus? :p

[koi]

but the mental image is so strong. you must not fight it zoo. accept grandma and all fours :eek:

just reading that back in my mind just really disgusted me

disgusted you in a horny way . Come on just accept wrinkly love :D

[Blockbusterblonde]

Still into the Grandma porn?

[Aphrodite]

Till they die I think :p

[koi]

you cant diss granny sex I know they are old and saggy but if they take there teeth out they are damm good at oral

[Aphrodite]

Ill have to take your word for it....

[koi]

you know you love it :D

[Aphrodite]

No I do NOT.


Remember when I made the Uniform Babes thread and I put that warning in the front to you and Yus about your granny porn? :p

Grey pubic hair is just wrong....

[koi]

I used to have a black and whit TV and when you watch porn all pubs are gray :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Hows Betty doing Yus? :p

She's dead but the sex is better than ever! :D

No I do NOT.


Remember when I made the Uniform Babes thread and I put that warning in the front to you and Yus about your granny porn? :p

Grey pubic hair is just wrong....

I don't remember the grey pubic hair but that sounds just about right

[koi]

gray pubs are great , I wonder if you can get " just for men " for your pubs

[sar94pga]

you are the only person that would EVER think of that koi. but, i am not surprised.....

[koi]

maybe it a untapped market ,I can see the advert now , a old man walking into a shower and looking sad suddenly you hear the talk over " are you sad becausr you balls look like a wire brush well no longer use Just for men and bring back you youthful sack" :D

[sar94pga]

you could make millions!!!!

[koi]

LOL I think so to all I need is a old male model :D

[sar94pga]

that would definatly not be me. maybe yusif's dad would be interested. just bribe him with beer and porn.

[koi]

He said he would be the camera man I was thinking Michael Douglas or is he just to fucking old

[yousickf'ingbastard]

that would definatly not be me. maybe yusif's dad would be interested. just bribe him with beer and porn.

My dad is easy. Just give him a slim jim and he'll tap dance nude on top of a chevy.

[koi]

he would do for less than a slim jim :D I would do it for a half chewed one

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i'd do it for free. all i want to see is some boobies for my effort.

[koi]

women boobs or men boobs :D or you could have one of each

[yousickf'ingbastard]

as long as i don't see the face then i can't tell the diff, hopefully

[koi]

ones hairy and thats the chick :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

now how hairy is the nipple?

[koi]

well it depends how hairy the person is take this guy

http://picavo.com//images/893630HairyGuy.jpg (http://picavo.com)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

how'd you get that picture of wicked mistress after she shaved?

[koi]

I like to keep in touch with her :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

your a brave one

[koi]

as long as you keep her caged the your ok and never feed her after dark or spill water on her

[yousickf'ingbastard]

so i guess the throwing toilet water and garbage at her after dark is bad?

[koi]

fuck yes all you need to do is stroke her tail and she quiet as a baby

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it's hard to tell her breast from her tail, they both seem to sag to the floor

[koi]

if you touch her tits puss comes out and the tail piss come out thats how I remember

[Aphrodite]

She was actually loggged on to the forum a couple of weeks ago...


didnt post though.

[koi]

I told her to , we all miss her really :D

[sar94pga]

you are up early koi.....or have you not yet gone to bed?

[koi]

not long in and I am still felling a little fragile :D

[sar94pga]

this is the latest i have been up in a while, and i will be paying for it tomorrow...er....later on today....

[Lomithrandel]

this is the latest i have been up in a while, and i will be paying for it tomorrow...er....later on today....
What are you talking about? I keep you up later than this all the time :cool:.

[sar94pga]

LMAO. how could i forget???

[koi]

this is the latest i have been up in a while, and i will be paying for it tomorrow...er....later on today....

I hate it when I have been up all night the next day I feel like shit

[yousickf'ingbastard]

thought to bring this thread back from the dead since everybody is leaving. i leave and everybody else leave never thought i brought people together :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

And Who The Fuck is:

1_emoneyexchange_1
frustrated
sparklez631
dreamingshield
and the other assholes I forgot



glad to see these guys make it :(

where's my peeps and my bitches at?

[koi]

I have aph here she would say hello but she has her mouth full :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I have aph here she would say hello but she has her mouth full :D

well that makes that twice in one day :D

[koi]

LOL she is such a whore :D



I would like to say I meant whore in the nicest way :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

aph is a nice girl so she'll know whore was put in a nice way

[koi]

LOL a nice girl :D :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

putting nice and aph together sounds evil

[koi]

evil and perverted just how I like them :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

speaking of evil and perverted, where the fuck is wicked mistress? haven't they let the beast go yet?

[koi]

I think she is still around but you know her she will pop up when you least expect it :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I think she is still around but you know her she will pop up when you least expect it :D

kind of like herpes

[koi]

I will never let that go I think everyone should have a least one std :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i try to keep it down but when you start ____ in the morning and you start puking this _____ shit that drips down your____with this kind of purple liquid filled with____ stuff starts coming out of the _____ then I think it's time to call the doctor. and his facial expressions every week with me are hilliarious

[sar94pga]

oh how i miss koi/yusif banter.....

[koi]

i miss it to I was glad to see him back , Hi babes how are you :D

[videoslave23]

kind of like herpes

LMAO at that one. Lol.

[BBVcasualposter]

Where o where did the little folk go where o where could they be

[zooworker]

Where o where did the little folk go where o where could they be
Yeh, where did you go?

[BBVcasualposter]

Nazareth to my Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers birth place.