Where In The Fuck Is Everybody!?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Where's:

Koi
Aphrodite
Beer Monkey
Trek Girl
Lomi
Ted
Sar
Me
-pixie
AlanPartridge http://pirate4x4.net/mstevens/uploads/loser-smilie.gif
wicked mistress
Amazon Bitch
BBASMChick
and others I forgot

And Who The Fuck is:

1_emoneyexchange_1
frustrated
sparklez631
dreamingshield
and the other assholes I forgot

Great Fucking Job To: -- For keeping it fresh

Zoo
Oz
John
turtle
MissHail
and others I forgot

[zooworker]

Dunno,,,,,
but welcome back.

[Koron]

Where's:

Koi
Aphrodite
Beer Monkey
Trek Girl
Lomi
Ted
Sar
Me
-pixie
AlanPartridge http://pirate4x4.net/mstevens/uploads/loser-smilie.gif
wicked mistress
Amazon Bitch
BBASMChick
and others I forgot

And Who The Fuck is:

1_emoneyexchange_1
frustrated
sparklez631
dreamingshield
and the other assholes I forgot

Great Fucking Job To: -- For keeping it fresh

Zoo
Oz
John
turtle
MissHail
and others I forgot

Yeah fuck you too....I didn't make the list. Oh well, back to being a dickhead :)

[zooworker]

Yeah fuck you too....I didn't make the list. Oh well, back to being a dickhead :)
Maybe you are under
Who the Fuck is:
and the other Asssholes I forgot:D

[Koron]

That's fine with me....jackass could have at least included me. Oh well fuck you all :)

[zooworker]

That's fine with me....jackass could have at least included me. Oh well fuck you all :)
Hey Koron, he did , under other assholes.....http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angry/tdo3.gif

[rk237]

I didn't make it either. :(

[zooworker]

I didn't make it either. :(
Aw...... but we still know your here rk...http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/happy/smile2.gif

[johnlow71]

yea i have noticed its been calm around here.

[rk237]

Heheh are you ripping smilies off other sites, Zooworker? http://www.tagbox.net/images/smilies/yellow/grin.gif

[DraconianSM]

I didn't make either list because I've posted just enough to keep my presence, without overly 'keeping it fresh'.

As a customer once rejected my pitch for Rewards: "I come in spurts".

That is also how I roll here. :)

[zooworker]

Heheh are you ripping smilies off other sites, Zooworker? http://www.tagbox.net/images/smilies/yellow/grin.gif
Just using the smilie site.......http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif

[OzMan]

As a customer once rejected my pitch for Rewards: "I come in spurts".

Don't we all??

:D

OK, I'll be quiet now;)

[rk237]

Shit I didn't catch that on my first read. ;)

[koi]

Where's:

Koi
Aphrodite
Beer Monkey
Trek Girl
Lomi
Ted
Sar
Me
-pixie
AlanPartridge http://pirate4x4.net/mstevens/uploads/loser-smilie.gif
wicked mistress
Amazon Bitch
BBASMChick
and others I forgot

And Who The Fuck is:

1_emoneyexchange_1
frustrated
sparklez631
dreamingshield
and the other assholes I forgot

Great Fucking Job To: -- For keeping it fresh

Zoo
Oz
John
turtle
MissHail
and others I forgot
I have not really gone but I have no been posting because they is to many fucking dicks on the forum and they have been pissing me of
But thanks YSB I made the top of your list cheers mate :D

[OzMan]

I have not really gone but I have no been posting because they is to many fucking dicks on the forum and they have been pissing me of
But thanks YSB I made the top of your list cheers mate :D


Oh, tell the truth.

They ran out of porn:D

[sar94pga]

Where's:

Koi
Aphrodite
Beer Monkey
Trek Girl
Lomi
Ted
Sar
Me
-pixie
AlanPartridge http://pirate4x4.net/mstevens/uploads/loser-smilie.gif
wicked mistress
Amazon Bitch
BBASMChick
and others I forgot

And Who The Fuck is:

1_emoneyexchange_1
frustrated
sparklez631
dreamingshield
and the other assholes I forgot

Great Fucking Job To: -- For keeping it fresh

Zoo
Oz
John
turtle
MissHail
and others I forgot

awww, i have been missed! thanks YSB!!! i've been doing a lot of lurking lately. That and Koi has been here keeping me company. we tried to call you to invite you over but your GF answered.......

[koi]

Next time we will text you to come over :D

[sar94pga]

Next time we will text you to come over :D
text? you? omg! that would be hysterical!!!! pm me your cell phone #!!! haha

[koi]

I thought you already had it :D

[sar94pga]

I thought you already had it :D
uh, er, i lost it :o

[Koron]

Hey Koron, he did , under other assholes.....http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angry/tdo3.gif

Guess I should read a little harder. I stand corrected, looks like I'm an asshole folks! hell yeah! oh and fuck you :)

Thanks for point it out Zoo. Sometimes after work my brain doesn't work as well as it should.

[sar94pga]

Guess I should read a little harder. I stand corrected, looks like I'm an asshole folks! hell yeah! oh and fuck you :)

Thanks for point it out Zoo. Sometimes after work my brain doesn't work as well as it should.

asshole is a term of endearment for YSB. he comes up with something more creative for the "special" ones he hates the most......you should be thankful he forgot you. :D

[Koron]

asshole is a term of endearment for YSB. he comes up with something more creative for the "special" ones he hates the most......you should be thankful he forgot you. :D

I'll remember that :)

[Wrong Heaven]

I guess I'm just not missed!!

[sar94pga]

I guess I'm just not missed!!
i missed you! us girls need to stick together!!!

[OzMan]

I guess I'm just not missed!!


Hence the reason for the:

and others I forgot

What is it with you BBI employees and needing positive reinforcement?? Weren't any of you breastfed as infants??:D:D

[Koron]

Hence the reason for the:



What is it with you BBI employees and needing positive reinforcement?? Weren't any of you breastfed as infants??:D:D

If you were, thank god we weren't:)

Seriously though, We're Blockbuster Employees...would we work for BBV if we didn't need postive reinforcement?

[OzMan]

If you were, thank god we weren't:)


Try reading an intro to psych text and get back to me, mmmkay??

:rolleyes:

[zooworker]

What is it with you BBI employees and needing positive reinforcement?? Weren't any of you breastfed as infants??:D:D
Yes, and I still try:D

[sar94pga]

Yes, and I still try:D
LMAO, thats funny right there......

[OzMan]

LMAO, thats funny right there......


and so true

[sar94pga]

and so true

love your new sig oz, whom ever could you be talking about? :D :D

[OzMan]

love your new sig oz, whom ever could you be talking about? :D :D


If you have to ask........

;)

[sar94pga]

If you have to ask........

;)
i do like to be in bed a lot...........

[koi]

i do like to be in bed a lot...........

I like you in bed to :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Yeah fuck you too....I didn't make the list. Oh well, back to being a dickhead :)


I didn't make it either. :(

i was in a rush. don't hate the messenger hate the message. :p

[rk237]

I don't hate the messenger! I know I'll make the next list! ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i believe my next list is the most hated. is that the list you wanna be on? :(

[Aphrodite]

I love the way you put yourself on the list :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I love the way you put yourself on the list :D

i woke up in an alley and wanted to know where the fuck i was. true story. :D

[Aphrodite]

Sounds like a good night out ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it's more like an every night thing. you begin to wonder what the fuck you were doing before that for THIS to happen.

[DraconianSM]

i believe my next list is the most hated. is that the list you wanna be on? :(
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/the-hate-list.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

my name would probably be first on the list.

[DraconianSM]

my name would probably be first on the list.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hate-o-tron.gif

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hate-o-tron.gif

i would feed the world with pie with all that anger. :D

[DraconianSM]

i would feed the world with pie with all that anger. :D

athletes:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hehateme_041007.jpg

bunnies:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hatebunny.gif

rappers:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hate.jpg

[DraconianSM]

i would feed the world with pie with all that anger. :D

more bunnies:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hate-774203.jpg

and this poor chap:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/hate.gif

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i hate happy people. wish they would shut the fuck up and not ruin my day by being happy. they should go fuck themselves.

[DraconianSM]

i hate happy people. wish they would shut the fuck up and not ruin my day by being happy. they should go fuck themselves.

Like these people?:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/people20in20heaven20happy.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i hate them all. they should be mean for a day and see how good they feel.

[Aphrodite]

I know it works for me ;) :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

tell a random person to go fuck themselves.

[koi]

I tell most people to go fuck themselves and somtimes I just spit in there face

[Aphrodite]

tell a random person to go fuck themselves.

I see you chose Morbid Angel as todays random person ;)

[koi]

I chose zooworker

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I see you chose Morbid Angel as todays random person ;)

we are like the best of friends now, or was. i accidently ran him over a couple of times with a tanker. i didn't see him and i backed up to see what it was so i said fuck it and drove off, guess that was three times then. i'm pretty sure the first hit killed him though. :D

[koi]

I think you were doing thr right thing , you might have only hurt him when you drove over him the first time so going back and running over him again was only putting him out of any misery he was in

[yousickf'ingbastard]

that was exactly what i was thinking. since he was already in pain, running him over a few more times would speed death up faster. great idea koi! :D

[sar94pga]

that was exactly what i was thinking. since he was already in pain, running him over a few more times would speed death up faster. great idea koi! :D
i think you should let him suffer

[yousickf'ingbastard]

but his death would give so much satisfaction......i guess i'll just record his suffering while i do something else

[koi]

we could film it and post it so when we are sad we can watch it and make us happy again

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i'd play his final breath in slow motion and add special effects to make it look painful.

[sar94pga]

but his death would give so much satisfaction......i guess i'll just record his suffering while i do something else
i thought you might enjoy watching him squeal like a pig.

[Aphrodite]

I dont think Yusif bats for that type of team ;)

[sar94pga]

hmm, prolly not, but it sounded funny. :)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

but beating him senseless does involve a bat and a few grenades

[sar94pga]

you could just drop wicked off at his house. that might be enough torture for a life time...

[koi]

please let there be swords and mallets

[yousickf'ingbastard]

her breath would be enough for a million deaths.

[koi]

and her kiss would wipe out london

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she'd bring back the black plague, then people would realize it was just her asshole. :D

[koi]

If her ass dose that can you imagine what her arm pits would do

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it would be complete darkness. they'd have to start a forest fire to get through to the living room.

[sar94pga]

it would be complete darkness. they'd have to start a forest fire to get through to the living room.
and a big bottle of febreeze :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

and a big bottle of febreeze :D

we need to burn the bitch down. BURN THE BITCH DOWN!!!!!! :mad: :D

[sar94pga]

we need to burn the bitch down. BURN THE BITCH DOWN!!!!!! :mad: :D

not a little hostile towards the red bitch are we? now, now, it will be okay, its just a bad nightmare. you really didn't sleep with her. so just close your eyes and go back to sleep.

[rk237]

Back to topic for a sec.. anybody seen csrldm lately? She's disappeared also.. :confused:

[sar94pga]

Back to topic for a sec.. anybody seen csrldm lately? She's disappeared also.. :confused:
hmm, your right, it has been awhile since she has been on. hmmmmm.

[OzMan]

Back to topic for a sec.. anybody seen csrldm lately? She's disappeared also.. :confused:


She graduated, quit BBI, moved back home, and is looking for a job (last I heard)....... and probably so sexually frustrated that she can't find the power switch to the computer, much less operate the keyboard.

At least that's what I choose to believe;)

[sar94pga]

speaking of the missing.....anyone know of cowboy's whereabouts?

[OzMan]

speaking of the missing.....anyone know of cowboy's whereabouts?


I don't know. I could have sworn that he had said something about where he was going..... but when I went and did some RESEARCH (and was not half asleep), I couldn't find anything.

Then again, he's only been gone about a week and a half.

[rk237]

I read that thread and saw nothing about Cowboy :confused:

[OzMan]

I read that thread and saw nothing about Cowboy :confused:


What thread??

I have no idea what you are talking about.:D

Now, don't you wish you had used the quote button??;)

[rk237]

Nah I just had a bit more faith in your forum integrity, Mr. Oz. ;)

[OzMan]

Nah I just had a bit more faith in your forum integrity, Mr. Oz. ;)


:rolleyes: I think you have me confused with someone else

:D

[koi]

shit we really need to get more royals back I am the only one left were is my mate ysb and were is our king and queen

[sar94pga]

shit we really need to get more royals back I am the only one left were is my mate ysb and were is our king and queen

am i not good enough for you anymore??? :(

[rk237]

shit we really need to get more royals back I am the only one left were is my mate ysb and were is our king and queen

Revolution! Time to adopt a constitutional representative government elected by the people.

[johnlow71]

this is a good thread cause lately i was wondering the same thing WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????

[OzMan]

Revolution! Time to adopt a constitutional representative government elected by the people.


I'll grab a copy of the Magna Carta.

Someone get Beer Monkey a pen;)

[sar94pga]

I'll grab a copy of the Magna Carta.

Someone get Beer Monkey a pen;)

haha, just what we need around here......rules.....I better start spamming while i can. :rolleyes:

[zooworker]

haha, just what we need around here......rules.....I better start spamming while i can. :rolleyes:
Don't worry, where ever there is a government, you always have an underground sect.

[sar94pga]

Don't worry, where ever there is a government, you always have an underground sect.
if this...ihbb were a democracy....i wonder who would be what.....

[OzMan]

if this...ihbb were a democracy....i wonder who would be what.....


IF I wasn't leading the counter-revolutionaries, I would be leading the Shadow Government;)

[koi]

I will have no more talk of goverment this is not a fucking democracy the Royals rule end of story

[Aphrodite]

Drac tried to start to start a government a few months ago - its didnt work then either :p


It least this thread will give Monkey a laugh when he gets back...

[koi]

he has not gone all he is doing is watching and if anyone gets out of line then he will have cowbay exacute them :D

[Aphrodite]

:(

I still miss him

[koi]

we all miss him I will go out tonight and get even more drunk just for him :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

we all miss him I will go out tonight and get even more drunk just for him :D

we all know you're already drunk koi. :D

you've been drunk for 3 years. :D

[koi]

3.5 years and 4 years on drugs :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i'm about to celebrate my 2nd drugaversary next tuesday and my 3rd drunkaversary tomorrow. :D

[Aphrodite]

I dont think they sell cards for that ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

who needs cards when you can get stoned and drunk at the same time. guess i could use the cards to cut the coke and use them for coasters for the drinks. i'm so gonna die at a young age. :cool:

[Aphrodite]

Live fast, die young, leave a handsome corpse ;)

[koi]

who needs cards when you can get stoned and drunk at the same time. guess i could use the cards to cut the coke and use them for coasters for the drinks. i'm so gonna die at a young age. :cool:

I die every weekend which is a bit shit but the hospital staff are very nice and always make me breakfast after they bring me back :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i have my own personal nurse to give me mouth to mouth whenever i pass out. if i'm lucky she'll give mouth to something else :rolleyes:

[sparklez631]

Hey, ysfb who the fuck am I? Just ask me! :)

[koi]

i have my own personal nurse to give me mouth to mouth whenever i pass out. if i'm lucky she'll give mouth to something else :rolleyes:

I might have to borrow your nurse for a while I am going out and I know I am going to get shitfaced :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

where's csrldm? i miss her cleaver comebacks and the way she twirls her pencil in her hair.

[OzMan]

where's csrldm? i miss her cleaver comebacks and the way she twirls her pencil in her hair.


She graduated and is looking for a "real" job. Guess she sees no reason to hang out here anymore.

Lord knows, I have tried plenty of times to talk her into coming back.

Maybe I'll send her a link to this thread and see if that draws her back in.

[csrldm]

hey guys. it took me like 4 times to remember my password.

i know i disappeared. I got caught up in a boy and graduating and now job hunting...turns out the boy was an idiot and graduating and job hunting SUCK. anyone want to pay for me to go to grad school?

i don't work at BB anymore so a lot of the talk here no longer interested me, although I have to say i still find most of the forum interesting...guess i just sort of drifted away haha.

oh, and I'm also a proud netflix member now :D I did BBO because the coupons are such a great deal, but i wasn't getting ANYTHING I wanted in the order i wanted it. so far, not one out of order dvd through netflix in the last 3 months. woohoo!

so what's new around here? guess i have a lot of reading to catch up on eh?

[rk237]

How did miss this post? Maybe because I was on vacation.
Glad to see you're still kicking, csrldm!
Sorry to hear about your idiot :mad:

Sad I missed your post on its first run - I hope you check in again soon. Good luck job hunting!

[zooworker]

How did miss this post? Maybe because I was on vacation.
Glad to see you're still kicking, csrldm!
Sorry to hear about your idiot :mad:

Sad I missed your post on its first run - I hope you check in again soon. Good luck job hunting!Wow, I missed it to. How you doing crsldm? Don't be a stranger. We miss you:o .

[sar94pga]

speaking of where the fuck is everybody......i think that koi has abandoned us.............must be trying to get banned from the god forum again....

[zooworker]

Not being able to post porn might have something to do with it.

[sar94pga]

Not being able to post porn might have something to do with it.

true...however...i do find this funny...

What A Sweet Ass!
by zooworker July 10th, 2006 12:29 AM 105 6,202

who would have thought that you'd be the last person to post in the adult section.....

[zooworker]

true...however...i do find this funny...

What A Sweet Ass!
by zooworker July 10th, 2006 12:29 AM 105 6,202

who would have thought that you'd be the last person to post in the adult section.....
I saw that, if I had know that would happen I would have posted one hell of a picture.

[koi]

speaking of where the fuck is everybody......i think that koi has abandoned us.............must be trying to get banned from the god forum again....

I am still about but I have been busy because I was in France

[OzMan]

I am still about but I have been busy because I was in France


Fill in your own joke here ;)

[sar94pga]

Fill in your own joke here ;)

i see london, i see france, i see koi stealing some chicks underpants. :D

[the boy wonder uk]

Sar you should grow up and start acting your age!!!!!;)

[sar94pga]

Sar you should grow up and start acting your age!!!!!;)

hahaha, do you know koi? :D

[the boy wonder uk]

I am fairly sure that, yes he did steal the underpants.

[the boy wonder uk]

(but only to wear later lol)

[zooworker]

Sar you should grow up and start acting your age!!!!!;)
I think she has and is ............:rolleyes:

[koi]

how dose everyone know what I was doing in France :D
I think its only fair that you all see the the pants I got

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/porker031.jpg

[-pixie]

Koi = Sir Mixalot

[Blockbusted]

People should put panties around logs.

Disturbing...

Andrew-

[turtletime]

Koi - come on now!! I have limited time to come on here nowadays and this is what I see???? UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[zooworker]

OMG koi, is that what you found in france?

[sar94pga]

see, i told ya :) i wonder what kind of a struggle it was to get those things of her.....

[zooworker]

Struggle, more like sumo wrestle.............

[koi]

I am glad you all liked the pants more coming soon :D

[Aphrodite]

Please God no :eek:

[Aphrodite]

I think she has and is ............:rolleyes:

Thats Brit teasing humour. Dont bother to try and grasp it, I wouldnt want your head to explode :rolleyes:

[koi]

Please God no :eek:

you know you want more , you pm me telling me how much you liked the pic :D :D

[sar94pga]

you know you want more , you pm me telling me how much you liked the pic :D :D

i think its safe to say that i can speak for Aph on this one....NO!

[koi]

please its the only semi porn I can post :D

[sar94pga]

i don't actually know how much you can get away with anymore. you might better PM chris and ask him before you start posting! i wouldn't want to see you get banned.....

[koi]

I wont, I will be good :D

[Aphrodite]

hahahahahahaha........................sure ;)

[koi]

What are you trying to say I am allways good :D :D

[Aphrodite]

If by good you mean bad, then yes youre right.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I've been gone for days and still things are a little slow. Where the fuck is everybody? What? No fights, no bans?

[zooworker]

I've been gone for days and still things are a little slow. Where the fuck is everybody? What? No fights, no bans?
Right, a little slow, and only a few minor skirmishes.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Right, a little slow, and only a few minor skirmishes.

:(

i wanna see somebody get punched in the face!

[zooworker]

:(

i wanna see somebody get punched in the face!
Probably have to look in the mirror ,:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Probably have to look in the mirror ,:D

all i see is the devil when i look in the mirror :eek:

[zooworker]

all i see is the devil when i look in the mirror :eek:
Just make sure you wear gloves if you punch him.:rolleyes:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Just make sure you wear gloves if you punch him.:rolleyes:

but he's my friend. i couldn't punch him :cool:

[AbandonedDreams]

but he's my friend. i couldn't punch him :cool:

I didn't know you had friends. :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I didn't know you had friends. :p

they might've been dead for years now but they are great buddies. they know just what to say.

[AbandonedDreams]

they might've been dead for years now but they are great buddies. they know just what to say.

Dead friends. That explains a lot....

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Dead friends. That explains a lot....

don't you have dead friends too?

[AbandonedDreams]

don't you have dead friends too?

Nah, they generally smell too bad for my taste.

[koi]

don't you have dead friends too?


The dead are great they never moan when you fuck them and dont call :D

[rk237]

The dead are great they never moan when you fuck them and dont call :D

This quote wins! :D

[OzMan]

The dead are great they never moan when you fuck them and dont call :D

The amazing thing is, we don't see Koi for WEEKS, then he pops in with something like this, and is back to teaching his (her) class on Beowulf;)

How's the weather at Cambridge, anyway Koi? Must be busy with the new school year, eh??:D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The dead are great they never moan when you fuck them and dont call :D

but you need a lot of lubricant :(

[koi]

I use spit its alot cheaper :D

[AbandonedDreams]

I use spit its alot cheaper :D

Dries out a lot faster though. :p

[zooworker]

Dries out a lot faster though. :p
Maybe koi is quick.........:rolleyes:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I use spit its alot cheaper :D

nothing says i love you more than some spit :D

[AmazonBitch]

nothing says i love you more than some spit :D

This line of posting is getting entirely too disturbing...

[koi]

nothing says i love you more than some spit :D

or pulling her night shirt back down when you have finished :D

[Aphrodite]

Youre a real gentleman Koi ;)

[koi]

I was going to say that I would not wipe my cock on her pillow :D

[Aphrodite]

and again...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I was going to say that I would not wipe my cock on her pillow :D

damn it koi. why can't i be more like you? :(

[Aphrodite]

Not something I ever thought id hear anyone say :eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

well koi is my long lost sick brother. we were seperated at birth, i believe during an lesbian orgy.

[Aphrodite]

You were both born at a lesbian orgy?

No wonder you turned the way you did :p

[sar94pga]

well koi is my long lost sick brother. we were seperated at birth, i believe during an lesbian orgy.

tonight on the IHBB movie of the week.

2 sick bastards..separated at birth. One swept away to the UK to be named after a fish. the other to a town in middle of nowhere USA to be named for what he truely is. a sick bastard. Watch this gripping tale of how the two reunite on a internet message board, and how this joyous ocassion lead to the end of monogomous relationships as the world knew them.

staring:
YousickF'ingbastard as twin 1
Koi as twin 2
Aphrodite-their friend the "Queen" who got them together
Sar94pga-Koi's devoted Love Slave
Wicked Mistress-sick bastards stalker

and special guest Lomi-the villian who trys to tear it all down.

see your local listings for time and channel.

[Lomithrandel]

The villain? I'm hurt :(. You sure seem to change your loyalties quickly.

[sar94pga]

The villain? I'm hurt :(. You sure seem to change your loyalties quickly.

hey, you have to follow the tone of the board. besides, i find that villians are dark and mysterious...those are the ones i like. why do you think i like koi so much?

i dont take sides, i merely participate.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

damn lomi, why you gotta ruin a good thing?

i think wicked has moved on from me. she doesn't even shave her face for me anymore :(

[Lomithrandel]

Point taken, most people tend to gravitate towards the bad guys in movies anyways, the good guys are always too hard to relate to.

[sar94pga]

damn lomi, why you gotta ruin a good thing?

i think wicked has moved on from me. she doesn't even shave her face for me anymore :(

well, sweetie. its got to be hard for a dog to shave.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

well, sweetie. its got to be hard for a dog to shave.

holy shit! i've been shagging the shaggy dog the entire time! :eek:

[sar94pga]

holy shit! i've been shagging the shaggy dog the entire time! :eek:

we have been trying to tell you. its about time you figured it out. now i will be here for you to have a shoulder to cry on. but if you touch me anywhere else....you will have Koi to deal with..

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i gave koi a blow up doll with your name on it. he'll think it's you until you deflate, he'll never know. :D

[Aphrodite]

hey, you have to follow the tone of the board. besides, i find that villians are dark and mysterious...those are the ones i like. why do you think i like koi so much?

i dont take sides, i merely participate.

Not the bad guys, we like the badass goodguys.

[sar94pga]

i gave koi a blow up doll with your name on it. he'll think it's you until you deflate, he'll never know. :D

LOL you had better make sure you spell my name wrong, thats the only way he will recognize it.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

LOL you had better make sure you spell my name wrong, thats the only way he will recognize it.

:D

already one step ahead of ya. i called you sappy

[sar94pga]

Not the bad guys, we like the badass goodguys.

the badass with a sweet side.

:D

already one step ahead of ya. i called you sappy

nice. that should do it.

[AbandonedDreams]

I just needed to comment on this.....I'm in the library right now *not writing my ten page theology paper* and the people in here all think I'm a lunatic because I can't stop laughing at you guys.

[sar94pga]

I just needed to comment on this.....I'm in the library right now *not writing my ten page theology paper* and the people in here all think I'm a lunatic because I can't stop laughing at you guys.

LOL, happy to be of service. i can see how this would be far more entertaining than a theology paper. :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you should add this to your paper

[AbandonedDreams]

LOL, happy to be of service. i can see how this would be far more entertaining than a theology paper. :D

I really just want to write "I'm not religious and so I don't really care about any of this" on page one and not do the rest of it.Its what I get for coming to a Catholic school (stupid financial aid and being poor) But its due Wednesday and I have to work at Hell tomorrow night, so I have a feeling I'll be here for awhile. Keep me entertained! :D

[AbandonedDreams]

you should add this to your paper

Somehow I don't think my professor would like that. I would, but she wouldn't.

[zooworker]

I really just want to write "I'm not religious and so I don't really care about any of this" on page one and not do the rest of it.Its what I get for coming to a Catholic school (stupid financial aid and being poor) But its due Wednesday and I have to work at Hell tomorrow night, so I have a feeling I'll be here for awhile. Keep me entertained! :D
Does anyone remember the forum invasion while back, The one with the religious nuts? If so post it for this guy, might help his paper,

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Does anyone remember the forum invasion while back, The one with the religious nuts? If so post it for this guy, might help his paper,

i forgot about that. that had to be the best one. didn't koi post a picture of woman having sex with a horse or something and the moderator wasn't there for days and nobody could take the image off the site

[AbandonedDreams]

Does anyone remember the forum invasion while back, The one with the religious nuts? If so post it for this guy, might help his paper,

I'm a girl. :p My paper is on the first three chapters of Genesis, and a movie called Inherit the Wind. I fell asleep during the movie. :o

[sar94pga]

i forgot about that. that had to be the best one. didn't koi post a picture of woman having sex with a horse or something and the moderator wasn't there for days and nobody could take the image off the site

aww, that sounds like my koi.

damn i wish i could remember the name of that forum.

[zooworker]

i forgot about that. that had to be the best one. didn't koi post a picture of woman having sex with a horse or something and the moderator wasn't there for days and nobody could take the image off the site
That's the one, we all got baned, I got baned before I could post.

I'm a girl. :p
Nice to know, :D

[zooworker]

I just needed to comment on this.....I'm in the library right now *not writing my ten page theology paper* and the people in here all think I'm a lunatic because I can't stop laughing at you guys.
Here you go, I finally remembered the forum. Check this out for your paper.;)
http://homewithgod.com/forum/index.php3?s=

[AbandonedDreams]

Here you go, I finally remembered the forum. Check this out for your paper.;)
http://homewithgod.com/forum/index.php3?s=

Haha, thanks zoo. I have five pages written as of this moment and its due Wednesday. Seeing as its almost 2 am here I think I'm gonna call it quits for tonight.

[zooworker]

Haha, thanks zoo. I have five pages written as of this moment and its due Wednesday. Seeing as its almost 2 am here I think I'm gonna call it quits for tonight.
Good luck, I don't miss the pressure of school.;)

[Tajiri]

Here you go, I finally remembered the forum. Check this out for your paper.;)
http://homewithgod.com/forum/index.php3?s=


Oh good times.

http://homewithgod.com/forum/showthread.php3?threadid=4489

[zooworker]

Oh good times.

http://homewithgod.com/forum/showthread.php3?threadid=4489
That was you? That's great!!!

[Tajiri]

That was you? That's great!!!

Indeed, someone needs to find another forum to invade!

[OzMan]

damn lomi, why you gotta ruin a good thing?

i think wicked has moved on from me. she doesn't even shave her face for me anymore :(

Does she still shave her back??

:eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Does she still shave her back??

:eek:

only in the summer. she uses the fur as a coat during the winter

[yousickf'ingbastard]

where's aph, koi and beer monkey? it's like they come in spurts :rolleyes: :D

[rk237]

it's like they come in spurts :rolleyes:

Who doesn't? :rolleyes: :eek: ;)

[sar94pga]

Koi is off finding new girls to um, train.....call it a business trip if you will. he should return shortly. as for the king and queen...i have no idea.

[koi]

where's aph, koi and beer monkey? it's like they come in spurts :rolleyes: :D


never fear Koi is here :D :D

[MissHailstorm]

No-one noticed I disappeared then. :D

[zooworker]

AH! I did , but I had faith you would be back! ;)
Oh, and everyone else.

[MissHailstorm]

No particular reason, just been a bit busy with Uni work and Blockbuster work (!), so didn't have the energy to keep my posts to their high standard of wit. ;)

[DraconianSM]

BEER MONKEY has been training for the 2007 IHBB Olympic Games:D :
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/nowthisisonehipmonkey-727.jpghttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/monkey-weightlifting-eda.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Some footage of Beer Monkey in training:
http://www.ugoto.com/videos/kung-fu-monkey.html

[zooworker]

So that's what he's been doing. Pulling for ya monkey!:)

[zooworker]

Some footage of Beer Monkey in training:
http://www.ugoto.com/videos/kung-fu-monkey.html

He has also been sighted here........

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/rand_1005_36.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Ha! Zoo, I think we need a seperate "Beer Monkey's Adventures" thread.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

No-one noticed I disappeared then. :D

who are you? are you new here? :D

but monkey needs to stop bothering the tourist

http://cuponoodles.net/images/trunk_monkey.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Beer Monkey's love child.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/kiss-me-big-boy-786.jpg

[sar94pga]

Beer Monkey's love child.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/kiss-me-big-boy-786.jpg

who is the mother? :eek: :eek:

[rk237]

Damn that photo looks like it was hot before the chimp was photoshopped in!

[zooworker]

Damn that photo looks like it was hot before the chimp was photoshopped in!
What the shoulder? You have no idea what the rest looks like:D

[DraconianSM]

who is the mother? :eek: :eek:

I'm not at liberty to say, but I will give this clue:

The mother of the child posts in RED

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I'm not at liberty to say, but I will give this clue:

The mother of the child posts in RED

Poor child. Having her for a mother is hell enough.

[Aphrodite]

I'm not at liberty to say, but I will give this clue:

The mother of the child posts in RED

That has to be a lie Drac, because Beer Monkey would NEVER have sex with that halfwit bint.

If he had just come out of jail after a 10 year stretch, swallowed a bottle of viagra, and been to a live sex show and she was the only woman on the Earth, he STILL wouldnt shag it. ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I'd say Beer Monkey would shag the barstool rather than wicked

[DraconianSM]

That has to be a lie Drac, because Beer Monkey would NEVER have sex with that halfwit bint.

If he had just come out of jail after a 10 year stretch, swallowed a bottle of viagra, and been to a live sex show and she was the only woman on the Earth, he STILL wouldnt shag it. ;)

It was treachery from 'Lomi the Usurper'. Lomi sent his Canadian vixen whores to "aquire" Monkey's 'baby-batter' and Wicked was artificially inseminated soon afterward. Lomi was trying to taint the royal bloodline and little Maggie Wicked was born.

[Aphrodite]

Thanks for letting me know Drac, this is terrible news. Ill have Maggie locked in the tower in an iron mask immediately.

Oh, and by the way, its 'Lomi the failed Usurper', or 'Lomitraitor' ;)

[rk237]

What the shoulder? You have no idea what the rest looks like:D

Dude I'm such a sucker for brunettes and that is my favorite "length" of hair.
And yeah, it's a sexy shoulder.

[Aphrodite]

I think RK fancies the ape! :eek:

[rk237]

I think RK fancies the ape! :eek:

Probably smarter than some women I've gone out with. :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

Not all woman have brains AND looks AND personality like some of us you know ;)

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Not all woman have brains AND looks AND personality like some of us you know ;)well a lot of good that does me, you're completely across the pond. All I've got is a picture. Let me know when I get the warm body instead.:p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

well a lot of good that does me, you're completely across the pond. All I've got is a picture. Let me know when I get the warm body instead.:p

oh, to replace the cold dead body you already have? :D

[Aphrodite]

I didnt know WM was staying at Cowboys :eek: :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

wicked tells me cowboy is into the freaky stuff :p

[Aphrodite]

Really??

Tell me more...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you can't tell anybody this. wicked told me that cowboy likes the hamsters.....:eek:

[zooworker]

you can't tell anybody this. wicked told me that cowboy likes the hamsters.....:eek:
Don't tell me he uses the duck tape too........:eek:

[koi]

you can't tell anybody this. wicked told me that cowboy likes the hamsters.....:eek:


not the hamsters that is just sick :D I have only been with hamsters once and it has stayed with me for years :D

[Aphrodite]

Don't tell me he uses the duck tape too........:eek:

Duck tape??? :confused:

[TED]

Quack Quack :)

[Aphrodite]

Hullo Ted :D


Is this another Mitzy revival? :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Hullo Ted :D


Is this another Mitzy revival? :p

it was much better than the wicked mistress revival

http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/beetlejuice.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Yeah, I am starting to get pretty sick off her.

Only problem is, noone can stop talking about her...


...including me :p

[zooworker]

Duck tape??? :confused:
Old joke Aph.....
Maybe you've heard it before........
How do you keep a hamster from exploding when you fuck em?
Wrap him in duck tape.:rolleyes:
Yeh, I know it's sick:(

[OzMan]

not the hamsters that is just sick :D I have only been with hamsters once and it has stayed with me for years

Explains the smell;)

Old joke Aph.....
Maybe you've heard it before........
How do you keep a hamster from exploding when you fuck em?
Wrap him in duck tape.:rolleyes:
Yeh, I know it's sick


We all know the joke. It was the idea of taping up ducks (instead of, say, DUCTwork) that we were all laughing at;)

[sar94pga]

Dude I'm such a sucker for brunettes and that is my favorite "length" of hair.
And yeah, it's a sexy shoulder.

her face kinda leaves a lot to be desired though.....

Probably smarter than some women I've gone out with. :rolleyes:

we have talked about this already rk :)

not the hamsters that is just sick I have only been with hamsters once and it has stayed with me for years :D

:rolleyes:

[koi]

Yeah, I am starting to get pretty sick off her.

Only problem is, noone can stop talking about her...


...including me :p

just say it you are in love with her and you want her bad :D