Where is Sick Bastard

[koi]

Where is Sick Bastard gone I have looked high a low for him but I have turned up nothing its like is have vanished of the face of the earth :confused:

[the boy wonder uk]

for one as sick as him it must be option 1

[koi]

I went round to his ex but she had no idea were he went , but she gave me this :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/dog_dancing.gif

[sar94pga]

I went round to his ex but she had no idea were he went , but she gave me this :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/dog_dancing.gif

is she really a dog? :D

[koi]

I thought she was looking better than the last time I saw here :D

[sar94pga]

is she better looking that wicked?

[koi]

no one is better looking than wicked , its is illegal to post pic of wicked and if you look at her your eyes pop out and you die really slowly :D

[sar94pga]

no one is better looking than wicked , its is illegal to post pic of wicked and if you look at her your eyes pop out and you die really slowly :D

ohhh, no thanks. i don't think anyone wants to see that. he really is a sick bastard if he likes that kind of thing. wonder if he had special goggles made up so he can open his eyes when he is in the same room with her....

[koi]

I dont think he was looking at her face :D

[sar94pga]

I dont think he was looking at her face :D

LOL, probably not. :eek:

[koi]

But I think you would still need the goggles :D

[zooworker]

Where is Sick Bastard gone I have looked high a low for him but I have turned up nothing its like is have vanished of the face of the earth :confused:
Where is the 4th option> Ted's an arse:rolleyes:

I thought she was looking better than the last time I saw here :D

is she better looking that wicked?
When are you 2 going to get a room.;)

[AmazonBitch]

Where is my "Ted's an Arse" option??!?!?!?!?!?! :mad:

[Aphrodite]

I voted won the lottery because thats what I think he would like the most :D

[koi]

Where is my "Ted's an Arse" option??!?!?!?!?!?! :mad:

Sorry Amazon I just thought we all to that for granted :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

thanks guys. you thought i married wicked? but i did win the lotto and got her teeth fixed

http://usera.imagecave.com/dubbya_sucks/ohgod.jpg

but somethings just can't be fixed :(

[Aphrodite]

I voted win the lotto for you :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i voted for marrying wicked since i have a better chance of that happening.

[Aphrodite]

Well you would stand a better chance of winning if you actually bought a ticket ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i thought of that but i'm antisocial when it comes to happy people :D

[Aphrodite]

Thats why you work at Blockbuster ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i work once a week at bbv. i do it for the freebies. my real job is riding old people, riding with old people in cars.

i'm still in college. one more year to go and i'm free! free from the snot nose customers who want you to smile! fuck you! :mad:

sorry, zoned out for a bit. i actually work at another business involving lots of people, how ironic. and no it's not prostitution.

[Aphrodite]

i work once a week at bbv. i do it for the freebies. my real job is riding old people, riding with old people in cars.

Is one of them called Miss Daisy? :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Is one of them called Miss Daisy? :D

how did you know?! you are correct aph. Miss Daisy knows just how to ride my car. :D ;)

[Aphrodite]

I bet Betty will read that and get all jealous again :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

That bitch done me wrong. I hope she reads this and knows how much she hurt me. The sick bastard as feelings in more than "one place" :D

[Aphrodite]

Aww, hes human after all :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Half human half bastard. I also like long walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain while sipping pina coladas. :D

[Aphrodite]

Is that what you wrote on the dating site :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Gotta do something while my girlfriend is at work. :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

All those poor lonely housewives that you string along...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

They need loving too. I just have so much love to give.

[Aphrodite]

..so Betty told me :eek: :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

don't listen to her. she's been bitter since the divorce.

[Aphrodite]

With good reason...you shouldnt have burned her clothes like that :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it smelled like moth balls! :eek:

i told her that either the clothes get burned or i'll give you a divorce. but i ended up buring the clothes then divorcing her :(

[Aphrodite]

dont forget the restraining order ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i had to try hard to make them think that she was the crazy one and me the totally sane one in the relationship.

[Aphrodite]

Well she did have the 'mall fountain' incident. That must have gone in your favor.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Well she did have the 'mall fountain' incident. That must have gone in your favor.

she deserved it. she's old, that's enough proof that the old bitch is crazy. but she got me back though. while we were together she videotaped me beating up this other old lady, it was a joke and taken totally out of context, but the judge didn't see it that way.

[Aphrodite]

She prolly bought the Judge and Jury, the bitch. That happened to me when I but a pipebomb in WM's car. It was worth it though ;)