Caution...baby inside! Updated pix :)

[turtletime]

That HAS gone quick. Maybe its time for update photos Turtle

Your suggestion is my command!

Here are a couple pictures of my little one...all 12 pounds and around 24 inches of her. Cooing and smiling all the time...it's great!

http://image36.webshots.com/37/7/66/52/2642766520046943237zfncCQ_ph.jpg

http://image57.webshots.com/757/2/77/32/2180277320046943237rzuDKV_ph.jpg

[turtletime]

since the pix only seem to show up every few times I try...here's the links to the website they are on.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/552622369/2642766520046943237zfncCQ

and

http://community.webshots.com/photo/552622369/2180277320046943237rzuDKV

[Aphrodite]

Awww, what a little sweetheart :)

Thanks for sharing Turtle ;)

[koi]

Really nice pics she is really cute :D

[turtletime]

You bet, Aph. Thanks for asking for 'em! I love to show off my precious little joy! :)
Thanks, Koi! I think she's pretty damn cute too!

[sar94pga]

she is perfect!!! aww, they grow so fast!!!!!!!!

[Blockbusted]

Indeed, the baby is quite cute. Very nice thing to pop out of someone's stomach.

Andrew-

[koi]

Indeed, the baby is quite cute. Very nice thing to pop out of someone's stomach.

Andrew-

twat, they dont come out of your stomach . Go downstairs and ask your mom to explain it to you again

[Blockbusted]

twat, they dont come out of your stomach . Go downstairs and ask your mom to explain it to you again

Fine, it's comes from the womb. The womb is located in the stomach. The baby then drops out of the womb via the vagina. The end.

Andrew-

P.S.- My mother lives six hours away.

[koi]

lol you dick the womb is not in the stomach and it does not drop out


PS if you were my son I would live 6 hours away

[Blockbusted]

Ahh, that's so nice.

I think koi's giving me a hard time, because koi likes me.

Andrew-

[koi]

I am not giving you a hard time dick , you said that the womb is in the stomach all I did was tell you that you are a twat and told you to go and ask you mom

[turtletime]

No Fighting In My Baby Thread!! :d ;d ;d

[koi]

sorry babes but I had to help this poor boy learn were the womb is he thought it was in the stomach , oral sex would be a big no no if that was the case :D

[turtletime]

sorry babes but I had to help this poor boy learn were the womb is he thought it was in the stomach , oral sex would be a big no no if that was the case :D

we'd better find a picture of the internal organs for this poor soul.

[koi]

make it really simple and with a section that can be coloured in with crayons

[turtletime]

all the ones i'm finding don't show the stomach with the uterus (aka womb - blockbusted) :D

[rk237]

sorry babes but I had to help this poor boy learn were the womb is he thought it was in the stomach , oral sex would be a big no no if that was the case :D

Ha ha not to mention labor would take a LOT longer, and the baby would come out the ass, hopefully not turned into shit from all the bacteria along the way (although that would make birth easier and significantly less painful).
Let's not mention the harsh stomach acids that would seriously inhibit prenatal development.

By the way, cute pics turtle! :)

[koi]

at least he was right with the fact the baby come from a woman and not deliverd by a stork

[turtletime]

Ha ha not to mention labor would take a LOT longer, and the baby would come out the ass, hopefully not turned into shit from all the bacteria along the way.
Let's not mention the harsh stomach acids that would seriously inhibit prenatal development.

By the way, cute pics turtle! :)

Thanks!

Can you imagine nine months of being pregnant...you wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom at all for fear of premature birth!! :D

[turtletime]

ok, so i found this in another thread and felt the urge to post it here...

When my father jacked off on my mom's ass? Wow. First of all, I'm not even going to begin pointing out how many things were wrong with that. I will say one thing though. Babies don't come from the asshole.

If you're going to try to insult me, atleast use a bit of common knowledge.

[the boy wonder uk]

TURTLE MY WIFE IS DUE IN 3 WEEKS TIME.

i SYMPATHISE WITH YOU

[the boy wonder uk]

sorry about that last post guys

[koi]

you will have to post the pics when the baby is born :D

[rk237]

ok, so i found this in another thread and felt the urge to post it here...

Well quoted.
That was a good urge. :D

[Blockbusted]

After a bit of searching on the internet...

You guys are right. I'm wrong. I'm stupid. I conceed defeat.

Andrew-

[the boy wonder uk]

OMG

*Boy Wonder faints and hits the floor after reading the above post*

[turtletime]

OMG

*Boy Wonder faints and hits the floor after reading the above post*

lol! i'm right beside ya!!

[the boy wonder uk]

How many is this for you turtle?

This will be my third boy. 14, 3 and the new one.

[the boy wonder uk]

She is gorgeous by the way.

[turtletime]

2nd and last...I have a 4 year old little demon, aka my son. and my new little princess - 3 months.

congrats on yours about to arrive. :D

[the boy wonder uk]

TY

Once the teenage years hit tho, you will look back fondly at the age of 4:)

[koi]

At least when they are teenagers you can make them do stuff like go to shops make tea.............. ect :D

[the boy wonder uk]

Yes, but not tidy up after themselves or say ......wash

[the boy wonder uk]

My baby boy....................

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/boywonderuk/harveyenglandkit.jpg

[koi]

like the football shirt :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/1583.jpg

[the boy wonder uk]

But not my son? :mad:

[koi]

sorry dude he looks cool :D :D

[the boy wonder uk]

Thats better ;)

[koi]

I like the hair does he get the curles from you or mummy :D

[the boy wonder uk]

Me...Spitting image of me at his age.

this is my screensaver

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/boywonderuk/HARVEYLITTLETHUMBS.jpg

[the boy wonder uk]

How sad do I sound :D

[koi]

Me...Spitting image of me at his age.

this is my screensaver

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/boywonderuk/HARVEYLITTLETHUMBS.jpg


Is that a pic of you I can see on the wall :D

[turtletime]

He is a cutie!!!

I have a ton of pix of my demon son on the same site as the links posted on page one of this thread. just click on that link, then to the my albums/our kids or whatever above my Lil Miss' pic and you can see him. You can tell my kids are related!!!! They look identical at the newborn ages so far!

[the boy wonder uk]

Might be Koi?

Dont recognise me do you?

[koi]

should i recognise you :D

[zooworker]

2nd and last...I have a 4 year old little demon, aka my son. and my new little princess - 3 months.

congrats on yours about to arrive. :D
Aw!! Turtle what a beautiful child!!! Congrats!!

[Beer_Monkey]

Turtle top pics

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Hey turtle, thanks for the update on the little one. She is growing way too fast. Congrats.

[zooworker]

Indeed, the baby is quite cute. Very nice thing to pop out of someone's stomach.

Andrew-

Fine, it's comes from the womb. The womb is located in the stomach. The baby then drops out of the womb via the vagina. The end.

Andrew-

P.S.- My mother lives six hours away.

After a bit of searching on the internet...

You guys are right. I'm wrong. I'm stupid. I conceed defeat.

Andrew-
Yes you are stupid if you had to use the internet to figure this one out.

[Woodstock]

To Turtle and Boy Wonder - both of you have adorable children!!

[the boy wonder uk]

TY woodstock

[Aphrodite]

True. Your boy looks like a little cherub with those blonde curls.

[turtletime]

thanks all!!

[the boy wonder uk]

Aph cherub is spot on. He's an Angel on the outside, but he has the devil like Yousif on the interior.

But thanks he is lovely

[OzMan]

What a cutie, Turtle. Thanks for sharing with us.

[turtletime]

What a cutie, Turtle. Thanks for sharing with us.

Thanks, Oz.

Ya all remember when I mentioned that my son was sleeping thru the night by 2 weeks??? Well, for all of you parents who were thinking "You lucky bitch!" - it's caught up with me now!! Here we are at 3 months plus and Lil Miss is still getting me up at least (and I stress that at least) once a night...last night, I slept on the couch so I could put her in her swing. Little miss wide awake at 4 a.m. :D :D Oh well, at least she gives me cute gummy grins when she is awake.

[the boy wonder uk]

And that makes it all worthwhile Turtle.

[turtletime]

And that makes it all worthwhile Turtle.

it does indeed. makes my heart melt!! :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Aph cherub is spot on. He's an Angel on the outside, but he has the devil like Yousif on the interior.

But thanks he is lovely

you say that like it's a bad thing :D

[the boy wonder uk]

he may turn out to be Yousif jnr but I want an angel for at least 6 years. :D