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rk237
August 19th, 2006, 06:32 PM
. . . people were starting to wonder. ;)
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 06:33 PM
i died but i was brought back to life by porn. porn saved my life! :p
zooworker
August 19th, 2006, 06:34 PM
i died but i was brought back to life by porn. porn saved my life! :p
Hell, we thought WM kidnapped you, where you been?
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 06:38 PM
wm did kidnap me. she made me look at her naked for weeks. i lost the will to live 2 minutes in :(
Aphrodite
August 19th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Welcome back Yus, have missed you ;)
rk237
August 19th, 2006, 06:50 PM
Ok who's next:
Time to look for Oz.
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 06:51 PM
Where's my welcome back strippers? The adult section is gone so I need something! :D
rk237
August 19th, 2006, 06:56 PM
Where's my welcome back strippers? The adult section is gone so I need something! :D
I'm not very good at this, but here's one just for you:
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yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 06:59 PM
I'm not very good at this, but here's one just for you:
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that is by far the 2nd ugliest women i've ever seen. but i'd fuck her. :D
aaaahhhh, the quote made her breast look crooked!
zooworker
August 19th, 2006, 07:45 PM
Ok who's next:
Time to look for Oz.
Oz will be back real soon RK.
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Oz is looking for me. I was last seen getting ready to jump into Niagra Falls.
Aphrodite
August 19th, 2006, 07:59 PM
..and Oz was there with his camcorder so he could make some quick cash from sending it to 'When Good Stunts Go Bad'
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 08:07 PM
Oh I expected nothing good to come out of that stunt. I was hoping to make it on Faces of Death but of course I wouldn't be able to watch it being dead and all. Luckily I backed out to buy some cotton candy instead.
Aphrodite
August 19th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Buying cotton Candy wont qualify you for Faces Of Death though, you'll have to think of another way...
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 08:24 PM
That cotton candy was pretty mean looking. I barely survived the Coney Island hot dogs.
Aphrodite
August 19th, 2006, 08:37 PM
I heard they make them out of real dogs! :eek:
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 08:39 PM
I thought I smelled some bitches. :D
Aphrodite
August 19th, 2006, 08:45 PM
I think that was your 2 lady friends :p
yousickf'ingbastard
August 19th, 2006, 08:49 PM
They were my part of my Sick Fan Club
sar94pga
August 19th, 2006, 10:11 PM
welcome back! you goin to stick around for a while this time? koi misses you. he's up crying and whining all damn night. just do me a favor and pet him and tell him that you won't leave him again so i can get some sleep :)
yousickf'ingbastard
August 20th, 2006, 05:27 PM
welcome back! you goin to stick around for a while this time? koi misses you. he's up crying and whining all damn night. just do me a favor and pet him and tell him that you won't leave him again so i can get some sleep :)
koi is just star without me. you put us together and you get Porn Star :D
sar94pga
August 20th, 2006, 07:08 PM
koi is just star without me. you put us together and you get Porn Star :D
well, i know where his loyalties lie. he really just wants to terrorize women with you. just do me a favor...this time...don't give the husbands of these so called girls my address...okay? that was a bloody mess last time...
yousickf'ingbastard
August 22nd, 2006, 03:45 PM
well, i know where his loyalties lie. he really just wants to terrorize women with you. just do me a favor...this time...don't give the husbands of these so called girls my address...okay? that was a bloody mess last time...
sounds like a weekend i'll never forget, "bloody" and "mess" where do i sign up!
Aphrodite
August 22nd, 2006, 06:06 PM
Theres a signup sheet on the Red Bitches front door. ;)
sar94pga
August 22nd, 2006, 08:13 PM
Theres a signup sheet on the Red Bitches front door. ;)
he shouldnt need directions on how to get there...hell, he is prolly there right now!!!! :D
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