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koi
August 23rd, 2006, 05:32 AM
I think we need to see who is the biggest spammers on the forum :D

zooworker
August 23rd, 2006, 12:22 PM
I think we need to see who is the biggest spammers on the forum :D
Would this be only for the spamming, or overall posting including spamming?:confused:

rk237
August 23rd, 2006, 12:27 PM
This is very difficult. I will have to give it some thought.

OzMan
August 23rd, 2006, 12:39 PM
TED gets the vote, just for old time's sake.

He was the first to reack 10k.... before he lost a bunch in the Exodus.

zooworker
August 23rd, 2006, 12:40 PM
TED gets the vote, just for old time's sake.

He was the first to reack 10k.... before he lost a bunch in the Exodus.

HI OZMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Are there others who lost post count that are on the pole?
We need to consider that.

c:nt
August 23rd, 2006, 01:06 PM
IMHO Ted is by far the worst.

At one time at least 2000 posts were just numbers - anyone for another counting thread? Probably another 1000 were in the 'I'm off' thread although eirdly I dont think he ever reached a 1000 talking about Blockbuster.

And of course, this doesent take into consideration all his posts on the old BBVCHAT.co.uk.



:cool: :cool: VOTE TED :cool: :cool:

Beer_Monkey
August 23rd, 2006, 01:27 PM
I lost about 3k posts as well remember at the time me and Ted were posting 200 times a day

OzMan
August 23rd, 2006, 05:37 PM
Hey, I lost something like 5k, total.

But all of mine were good, relavent posts. Remember, I have been here since like 1999.

the boy wonder uk
August 23rd, 2006, 06:05 PM
Well "Teds a fucking spammer"

Says it all

zooworker
August 23rd, 2006, 07:40 PM
Hey, I lost something like 5k, total.

But all of mine were good, relavent posts. Remember, I have been here since like 1999.
It is a poll about spammers oz......:D

Aphrodite
August 24th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Hey, I lost something like 5k, total.

Ozzie honey, that figure just keeps on getting bigger and bigger every time you tell the story ;)

Well "Teds a fucking spammer"

Says it all

Do you like it? I made that avatar for him :cool:

the boy wonder uk
August 24th, 2006, 10:43 AM
It was the most fitting of all avatars I think.

Except of course for the babe in yours.

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 11:14 AM
Ozzie honey, that figure just keeps on getting bigger and bigger every time you tell the story ;)


That's because 2 or 3k of the count is posts telling the story. :p

Aphrodite
August 24th, 2006, 11:16 AM
It was the most fitting of all avatars I think.

Except of course for the babe in yours.
aww, thanks BoyWonder ;)

the boy wonder uk
August 24th, 2006, 11:17 AM
You are welcome....

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 11:25 AM
It was the most fitting of all avatars I think.


That's only because you believe I'm not truly a red-eyed purple octopus -- with fangs.

the boy wonder uk
August 24th, 2006, 11:34 AM
That's only because you believe I'm not truly a red-eyed purple octopus -- with fangs.

We know you are but you dont look anything like that pic.

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 11:43 AM
We know you are but you dont look anything like that pic.

touché :cool:

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 12:04 PM
i find it amusing that ted and koi are tied....

i am holding on to my vote for a bit....

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 05:30 PM
I have to choose all the above except me. My posts are truely 100% important and benefits all!:rolleyes:

OzMan
August 24th, 2006, 06:50 PM
I have to choose all the above except me. My posts are truely 100% important and benefits all!:rolleyes:

Yeah, keep telling yourself that:rolleyes:

:D

And the TEDster takes a sizable lead

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 06:51 PM
see, my issue is, who is the biggest spammer in which time frame? since i have been here? or overall since the beginning of IHBB?

Sar could use some clarification :)

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 07:30 PM
I . . . . . . .

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 07:30 PM
. . . . . can't . .

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 07:32 PM
. . . . . . decide . .

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 07:32 PM
. . . . . . . . . . who the biggest spammer is.
:eek:

(if I get disciplined for this, can I choose the discipliner?)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 08:23 PM
. . . . . . . . . . who the biggest spammer is.
:eek:

(if I get disciplined for this, can I choose the discipliner?)
Poor try rk......:D

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 08:25 PM
You're right. I can't believe I just did that. :o

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 08:26 PM
Poor try rk......:DPlease....that's not 1/2 as bad as some of the shit you posted:D

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Please....that's not 1/2 as bad as some of the shit you posted:D
I think if we start this again 2/4 of the people here would fry us:D

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 08:31 PM
I think if we start this again 2/4 of the people here would fry us:Dyeah, but the other 4/8 would think it was funny.:)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 08:34 PM
yeah, but the other 4/8 would think it was funny.:)
Well 8/16 would think we are walkiing on thin ice;)

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 08:34 PM
I have to choose all the above except me. My posts are truely 100% important and benefits all!:rolleyes:

is that what you call it?? and here I thought it was simply a way to make people ill!!! some of the things you and koi have posted.........................ugh! I shudder to think about it!:eek: :eek:

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 08:35 PM
Well 8/16 would think we are walkiing on thin ice;)surely those 16/32 people would think this is the appropriate thread for this kind of humor:eek:

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 08:35 PM
now zoo and cowboy!!! :D tsk, tsk...bad boys!

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 08:37 PM
n
2
_________ for all n ≥ 0

(n+1)
2


all right? all right? :p

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 08:38 PM
n
2
_________ for all n ≥ 0

(n+1)
2


all right? all right? :p

i wonder how they will top that!! :)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 08:39 PM
surely those 16/32 people would think this is the appropriate thread for this kind of humor:eek:
I don't know, several of the 32/64 crowd here are getting edgy:(

DraconianSM
August 24th, 2006, 08:39 PM
If you count all the ghostnic-spamming, Beer Monkey gets my vote.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/borat.jpg

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 08:59 PM
Well 8/16 would think we are walkiing on thin ice;)

surely those 16/32 people would think this is the appropriate thread for this kind of humor:eek:

my god you guys are funny!

maybe the poll should have been best spamming partners.....

sar and koi
Monkey and Aph
Koi and sickbastard
Cowboy and Zoo
Zoo and Sar
Aph and sickbastard....

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 09:02 PM
my god you guys are funny!

maybe the poll should have been best spamming partners.....

sar and koi
Monkey and Aph
Koi and sickbastard
Cowboy and Zoo
Zoo and Sara
Aph and sickbastard....taht would be Bran and Zoo, I don't have a "partner".:D

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:03 PM
taht would be Bran and Zoo, I don't have a "partner".:D

LOL, my bad cowboy! my bad!


i bow down to you........:D

OzMan
August 24th, 2006, 09:05 PM
What gets me is the irony of SPAM overtaking a thread about the biggest spammer.

And not just any SPAM, but that fucking fraction SPAM, yet again.

(Here's a hint, guys: The first time, it got old once the denominator got into triple digits..... now, it's old by the second post)

:D

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:05 PM
taht would be sar and Zoo, I don't have a "partner".:D
WHat about wrong heaven:confused:

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 09:05 PM
i bow down to you........:Dsorry, can't let you bow down on me, WrongHeaven might get jealous. And you don't want to go messin' with her man.

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:06 PM
sorry, can't let you bow down on me, WrongHeaven might get jealous. And you don't want to go messin' with her man.

oh no no, i would never get in the way of such true happiness! i have koi anyway....where ever the hell he is.....:D

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 09:07 PM
What gets me is the irony of SPAM overtaking a thread about the biggest spammer.

And not just any SPAM, but that fucking fraction SPAM, yet again.

(Here's a hint, guys: The first time, it got old once the denominator got into triple digits..... now, it's old by the second post)

:DI only do it now because I know you can't stand it and I like to get you every now and then.:D

WHat about wrong heaven:confused:she is a female, she would not be my "partner". Guess that one went over your head. Sorry.

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:07 PM
What gets me is the irony of SPAM overtaking a thread about the biggest spammer.

And not just any SPAM, but that fucking fraction SPAM, yet again.

(Here's a hint, guys: The first time, it got old once the denominator got into triple digits..... now, it's old by the second post)

:D
Waiting for that one oz:D
And you don't spam here:confused:

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:07 PM
What gets me is the irony of SPAM overtaking a thread about the biggest spammer.

And not just any SPAM, but that fucking fraction SPAM, yet again.

(Here's a hint, guys: The first time, it got old once the denominator got into triple digits..... now, it's old by the second post)

:D

oh be quiet. your just mad because no one has voted for you yet...big whiner.....:D

URBAN_COWBOY
August 24th, 2006, 09:08 PM
oh be quiet. your just mad because no one has voted for you yet...big wiener.....:D
fixed it for ya.:D

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 09:09 PM
my god you guys are funny!

maybe the poll should have been best spamming partners.....

sar and koi
Monkey and Aph
Koi and sickbastard
Cowboy and Zoo
Zoo and Sar
Aph and sickbastard....

From that list, Sar and Zoo . . . hands down!

OzMan
August 24th, 2006, 09:10 PM
oh be quiet. your just mad because no one has voted for you yet...big whiner.....:D


Trust me, this is one poll I am looking to not only not win, but also to not have ANY votes;)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:10 PM
From that list, Sar and Zoo . . . hands down!
Flattered, but I think Monkey and aph, check out the old aph thread.

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:11 PM
fixed it for ya.:D

hahaha, much better! thanks!

From that list, Sar and Zoo . . . hands down!

uh zoo, busted!!!! thanks rk!

Trust me, this is one poll I am looking to not only not win, but also to not have ANY votes;)

uh huh, whatever honey. its your lie, you can tell it anyway you want too!

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 09:13 PM
In fact, I couldn't decide between Zoo and Sar for this poll.
So I figured something out ;)

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:13 PM
In fact, I couldn't decide between Zoo and Sar for this poll.
So I figured something out ;)

due tell my dear.....


i always thought you were cute!!! :D

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 09:14 PM
due tell my dear.....


i always thought you were cute!!! :D

Why thank you, Sar. :)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:16 PM
In fact, I couldn't decide between Zoo and Sar for this poll.
So I figured something out ;)
What did you figure out rk. oh sar is still a n00b :D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:16 PM
Yeah, keep telling yourself that:rolleyes:

:D

And the TEDster takes a sizable lead

I bring the joy of laughter and the sickness of vomit. I say that's important :D

is that what you call it?? and here I thought it was simply a way to make people ill!!! some of the things you and koi have posted.........................ugh! I shudder to think about it!

Now that chris has done away with the adult section our posts are cut by 90%

my god you guys are funny!

maybe the poll should have been best spamming partners.....

sar and koi
Monkey and Aph
Koi and sickbastard
Cowboy and Zoo
Zoo and Sar
Aph and sickbastard....

Woo Hoo! On their twice! I get around :p

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 09:17 PM
What did you figure out rk. oh sar is still a n00b :D

I figured out how to vote for each of you. ;)

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:18 PM
What did you figure out rk. oh sar is still a n00b :D


OH I SEE HOW IT IS!!!!




Woo Hoo! On their twice! I get around :p

you are such a spam whore!! ;)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:18 PM
I figured out how to vote for each of you. ;)
Oh , you have a ghostnic!

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:19 PM
Oh , you have a ghostnic!

thats right!! i forgot about that!!!


sneaky little rk!!!

rk237
August 24th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Oh , you have a ghostnic!

Der!! :D
An old retired one. I made her back when I thought trying to make everyone like me was a lost cause.
But then after a couple of weeks I decided that was dumb, so I went back to rk, who is at least the right gender.

She's useful for polls though.

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:21 PM
OH I SEE HOW IT IS!!!!



you are such a spam whore!! ;)

i am not a spammer! but i've been called a man whore a few times :cool:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:21 PM
thats right!! i forgot about that!!!


sneaky little rk!!!
Moondust, come on you could have done better than that.:p

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:23 PM
i am not a spammer! but i've been called a man whore a few times :cool:

Liar, Liar, Pants on fire. :)

Moondust, come on you could have done better than that.:p

i know, i know.....but remember i am still a n00b! :p

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:25 PM
Posts: 3,333

double your post count and you'll be at lucky number

:eek:6666:eek:

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:27 PM
double your post count and you'll be at lucky number

:eek:6666:eek:

not bad in 8 months of work!

and the 6's don't bother me, i have 6 of them in my social.....:)

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:28 PM
double your post count and you'll be at lucky number

:eek:6666:eek:
We doing numbers again?:D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:32 PM
We doing numbers again?:D

of course not because that would be cheating and i never cheat :rolleyes:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:35 PM
of course not because that would be cheating and i never cheat :rolleyes:
Oh, no, of course not.
By the way your avatar looks like you already had the cake:D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:36 PM
Oh, no, of course not.
By the way your avatar looks like you already had the cake:D

I was mistaken, the cream filling was not added in, poor wicked :(

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:38 PM
I was mistaken, the cream filling was not added in, poor wicked :(

OH MY GOD, i just spit out my coffee. that is the funniest shit i have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:42 PM
OH MY GOD, i just spit out my coffee. that is the funniest shit i have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!

yes.....funny......i would never use a chainsaw to do that :rolleyes:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:43 PM
yes.....funny......i would never use a chainsaw to do that :rolleyes:
Just cut the cake with it;)

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:46 PM
yes.....funny......i would never use a chainsaw to do that :rolleyes:

what exactly would you use a chainsaw for? :D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Just cut the cake with it;)

I got a little carried away with the chainsaw. I just couldn't stop cutting. First it was the cake and then it ended with fires and destruction.

Sick Bastard + Heavy Machinery = Danger

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:49 PM
what exactly would you use a chainsaw for? :D

stuff :rolleyes:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:50 PM
stuff :rolleyes:
Or peoples cars?

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 09:50 PM
stuff :rolleyes:

well, you better becareful, if you chop her all up, she won't be any fun to play with anymore. :eek:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:51 PM
well, you better becareful, if you chop her all up, she won't be any fun to play with anymore. :eek:
I think he likes her that way.:o

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:53 PM
well, you better becareful, if you chop her all up, she won't be any fun to play with anymore. :eek:

wicked is more fun than a box of rusty nails surrounded by hepatitis needles :eek:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 09:55 PM
wicked is more fun than a box of rusty nails surrounded by hepatitis needles :eek:
Watching SawII I see

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Watching SawII I see

Nope just playing around with some rusty nails surrounded by hepatitis needles :D

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 10:00 PM
Nope just playing around with some rusty nails surrounded by hepatitis needles :D

gee, that sounds like fun... :rolleyes:

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 10:05 PM
gee, that sounds like fun... :rolleyes:

and the game is to grab the penny in the middle. i just can't seem to get it.

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 10:06 PM
and the game is to grab the penny in the middle. i just can't seem to get it.

keep it up...i'm sure you'll get "something" with that game!

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 10:08 PM
keep it up...i'm sure you'll get "something" with that game!

it took me forever to figure out that joke :D

but the penny will be worth it in the end. i hope i live to use it though without losing both my arms :eek:

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 10:11 PM
it took me forever to figure out that joke :D

but the penny will be worth it in the end. i hope i live to use it though without losing both my arms :eek:

dont worry, its nothing but a mere flesh wound. :D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 10:13 PM
dont worry, its nothing but a mere flesh wound. :D

yeah, it's just needles. nothing bad has ever come from using needles :rolleyes:

zooworker
August 24th, 2006, 10:15 PM
yeah, it's just needles. nothing bad has ever come from using needles :rolleyes:
You have a cure for all the disease from that?:confused:

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 10:17 PM
yeah, it's just needles. nothing bad has ever come from using needles :rolleyes:

yeah, that's it...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 10:18 PM
yeah, that's it...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

i don't even wanna know what he does with those :eek:

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 10:20 PM
i don't even wanna know what he does with those :eek:

it is a pretty scary thought!

yousickf'ingbastard
August 24th, 2006, 10:24 PM
For The Kids

Disclaimer:

I may say I use needles a lot but needles are bad and are for bad people. I am a bad person so therefore I am allowed to use needles as much as possible for medicinal purposes :rolleyes: . So don't use them kids.

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 10:25 PM
For The Kids

Disclaimer:

I may say I use needles a lot but needles are bad and are for bad people. I am a bad person so therefore I am allowed to use needles as much as possible for medicinal purposes :rolleyes: . So don't use them kids.

damn, there goes the coffee again......i damn near spit out 1/2 my cup!

OzMan
August 24th, 2006, 10:29 PM
damn, there goes the coffee again......i damn near spit out 1/2 my cup!



Stop with the fucking fractions already.

That makes three threads just today :rolleyes:

No wonder I can't keep up with you lot.

turtletime
August 24th, 2006, 10:32 PM
Stop with the fucking fractions already.

That makes three threads just today :rolleyes:

No wonder I can't keep up with you lot.

and again, i must point out that you contributed a "2/4"ths to 1/3 of those threads!!!!!

sar94pga
August 24th, 2006, 10:41 PM
Stop with the fucking fractions already.

That makes three threads just today :rolleyes:

No wonder I can't keep up with you lot.

fine, if you are going to be a baby about it.....

zooworker
August 25th, 2006, 05:27 PM
and again, i must point out that you contributed a "2/4"ths to 1/3 of those threads!!!!!
You got that right, THe WHOLE time.:D

rk237
August 25th, 2006, 05:52 PM
You got that right, THe WHOLE time.:D

That's 100% right.

turtletime
August 25th, 2006, 06:28 PM
That's 100% right.

i do always try to give 110%

zooworker
August 25th, 2006, 08:04 PM
i do always try to give 110%
Cowboyt gives 120% on flaming...

turtletime
August 25th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Cowboyt gives 120% on flaming...

And Oz gives 130% on BBI future bankruptcy updates.

zooworker
August 25th, 2006, 08:43 PM
And Oz gives 130% on BBI future bankruptcy updates.
It would be a miracle if BBI stock went up 140%

sar94pga
August 25th, 2006, 08:44 PM
It would be a miracle if BBI stock went up 140%

maybe it would if we all gave 150% of ourselves!

zooworker
August 25th, 2006, 08:47 PM
maybe it would if we all gave 150% of ourselves!
I would if I could get a 160% raise

DraconianSM
August 25th, 2006, 10:48 PM
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

the boy wonder uk
August 26th, 2006, 09:44 AM
is this fast becoming a counting thread?

the boy wonder uk
August 26th, 2006, 09:45 AM
like 170% of the threads on here?

URBAN_COWBOY
August 26th, 2006, 09:47 AM
no because 180% of the time, Chris does not allow counting threads.

the boy wonder uk
August 26th, 2006, 09:57 AM
But 190% of the time he doesnt notice

rk237
August 26th, 2006, 10:03 AM
Ok guys, for the 200th time, enough with the spam! ;)

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 11:48 AM
I'll wager 210 that we hear from him soon.

OzMan
August 26th, 2006, 12:02 PM
I'll wager 210 that we hear from him soon.

And I will laugh at whatever fraction of you lot gets BANNED ;)

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:03 PM
I'll wager 210 that we hear from him soon.

I raise ya 220

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:04 PM
And I will laugh at whatever fraction of you lot gets BANNED ;)

hey, allow me my fun...i don't spam a lot like SOME people here!! :D :D

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 12:07 PM
I raise ya 220
Can't go to 230, electric bill due

And I will laugh at whatever fraction of you lot gets BANNED ;)
What fractions? We are discussing something entirely different here.:D

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:09 PM
Can't go to 230, electric bill due


What fractions? We are discussing something entirely different here.:D

and i'm buying a new house (yea for us)!!! so 240 is out for me.

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 12:10 PM
and i'm buying a new house (yea for us)!!! so 240 is out for me.
Congrats on that , but better set aside more than 250 for unknown repairs.

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:11 PM
Congrats on that , but better set aside more than 250 for unknown repairs.

260 just for the new paint for the kids rooms!

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 12:17 PM
I just shelled out over 260 to a plumber, water line broke outside .

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:19 PM
I just shelled out over 260 to a plumber, water line broke outside .

i'm lucky...hubby can fix most anything, altho we'll undoubtably come across something running $270 that he can't fix!!

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 12:20 PM
Wait till the A/C or heat goes out more like 3 times $270

turtletime
August 26th, 2006, 12:22 PM
Wait till the A/C or heat goes out more like 3 times $270

we'll have to make sure we have about 3 times that 270 in the bank for such emergencies.

Gotta stop for now...must go beat my son at Simpsons Road Rage!!! :) :D

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 12:25 PM
we'll have to make sure we have about 3 times that 270 in the bank for such emergencies.

Gotta stop for now...must go beat my son at Simpsons Road Rage!!! :) :D
I think we corrupted trutle now.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/spam1.gif:D

the boy wonder uk
August 26th, 2006, 12:46 PM
Hey chris really sorry about this but like 280 apologies if this pisses you off

sar94pga
August 26th, 2006, 03:41 PM
i was gone all of 290 minutes and you guys spam this page up.....sheesh....

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 03:50 PM
Fucking hell, I cant believe Ive been a away for a couple of days and 16 people have voted already and NONE OF THEM FOR ME :eek:


Right, this means war :D


....and RK honey, you can only vote once ;)

yousickf'ingbastard
August 26th, 2006, 03:52 PM
I'm actually glad I'm not voted on as a spammer. I see people here think I actually have something important to say. I'm just happy that pictures of shit and ugly as shit women are not considered spam. The masses love it! :D

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 03:58 PM
Youre just saying that cos you know Im gong to give you shit about not voting for ME :p

yousickf'ingbastard
August 26th, 2006, 04:01 PM
I break under peer pressure so I had to vote for TED. If i could take back my vote, i'd vote for you. :rolleyes: :D

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:14 PM
Its all well and good saying that NOW....:rolleyes:


I think from now on Ill call you YouSickFuckingTraitor ;)

yousickf'ingbastard
August 26th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Its all well and good saying that NOW....:rolleyes:


I think from now on Ill call you YouSickFuckingTraitor ;)

My rotten heart is broken. :(

I've been called many things but I've never been called that ever, today. :rolleyes:

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:26 PM
Okay, maybe I was a bit harsh.

I was away after all. Maybe I shouldnt have left you to make your own decisions, I should have known how it would end....:eek: :p

yousickf'ingbastard
August 26th, 2006, 04:28 PM
Ok, I'll confess. I chose Ted because his name was the shortest and easiest to remember. :o

Koi's name was just too confusing. The K and the O and the I! I couldn't understand it! :eek:

rk237
August 26th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Fucking hell, I cant believe Ive been a away for a couple of days and 16 people have voted already and NONE OF THEM FOR ME :eek:

I don't think anyone here considers quality and substantial posts to be spam. :o

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:37 PM
Ok, I'll confess. I chose Ted because his name was the shortest and easiest to remember.

Koi's name was just too confusing. The K and the O and the I! I couldn't understand it!

Ill tell the pollmaker to put my name in as Aph next time to make it easier for you - okay? ;)

See how caring I am :p

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:43 PM
I don't think anyone here considers quality and substantial posts to be spam. :o


Thanks RK ;), but there are many posts in threads such as my old aph thread that are quality, yet still spam.

I used to love that thread in the old days - such a shame it got too big and chris had to close it :(

As soon as Ted comes back Im going to ask him to make the Aph II thread :p

yousickf'ingbastard
August 26th, 2006, 04:44 PM
I am slow so any easy way out makes me dumb not :p

rk237
August 26th, 2006, 04:46 PM
Thanks RK ;), but there are many posts in threads such as my old aph thread that are quality, yet still spam.

I used to love that thread in the old days - such a shame it got too big and chris had to close it :(

As soon as Ted comes back Im going to ask him to make the Aph II thread :p

Oh that was back in the before times, yes. I didn't factor that era into the calculation of my vote(s).
Back when some people were at 300 posts per day. ;)

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:47 PM
I am slow so any easy way out makes me dumb not :D


In future, just look for the big
A
Thats your starter for 10 ;)

rk237
August 26th, 2006, 04:50 PM
Speaking of spam, it's too bad the Dunno story fizzled out. That was some funny ass shit.

I think I might use Bertie-Boo-Boo as a central character in bedtime stories I make up one day for my future kids.

Aphrodite
August 26th, 2006, 04:59 PM
:D:D

You should put that in the Aph And Monkey Are Great Because thread :p

...or I will.

Antithesys
August 26th, 2006, 08:59 PM
I voted for Aphrodite but only because she promised certain untoward things in return.

zooworker
August 26th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Speaking of spam, it's too bad the Dunno story fizzled out. That was some funny ass shit.

I think I might use Bertie-Boo-Boo as a central character in bedtime stories I make up one day for my future kids.
I miss it to , why don't you resurrect again. Would be fun.

Aphrodite
August 27th, 2006, 05:41 AM
I voted for Aphrodite but only because she promised certain untoward things in return.

Hey Anithesys, that was supposed to be our little secret :D

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I miss it to , why don't you resurrect again. Would be fun.

In the name of all that is holy NOOOOOOOOO.

Yeah, there was some good stuff in there, but it was mostly just pure crap and a worthless spam machine. *shudders*

the boy wonder uk
August 27th, 2006, 11:09 AM
Aph you got my vote for both your cheekiness and for the memory of the Lesbian thread.

TED
August 27th, 2006, 02:33 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm i win close it

AmazonBitch
August 27th, 2006, 02:39 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm i win close it

You've been slacking Teddie-poo.

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 04:35 AM
Aph you got my vote for both your cheekiness and for the memory of the Lesbian thread.

Thankyou Boywonder ;)

hmmmmmmmmmm i win close it

Not so fast Teddy boy :p

zooworker
August 28th, 2006, 11:25 AM
In the name of all that is holy NOOOOOOOOO.

Yeah, there was some good stuff in there, but it was mostly just pure crap and a worthless spam machine. *shudders*
Just having fun Aph, no one will bring that one back again (unless rk goes crazy on us). It's buried, with a stake through it. ;)

rk237
August 28th, 2006, 11:36 AM
Just having fun Aph, no one will bring that one back again (unless rk goes crazy on us). It's buried, with a stake through it. ;)

No way I'm not that bold. :rolleyes:

OzMan
August 28th, 2006, 11:50 AM
But I think the real question is, is Postolov Postarinokovi the next Bertie Boo-Boo??

zooworker
August 28th, 2006, 12:23 PM
No way I'm not that bold. :rolleyes:
Maybe you need a Bertie Boo-Boo adventure thread.:confused:

rk237
August 28th, 2006, 12:42 PM
Maybe you need a Bertie Boo-Boo adventure thread.:confused:

An adventure thread!
Now there's an idea.

Bertie and Postolov. Their adventures.
In space.
At the beach.
Visiting grandma.
Case of the stolen neigborhood newspapers.
Bertie and Postolov learn not to do drugs.
Bertie gets sick.
Postolov gets a girlfriend.

Yes, classic. Dozens of great episode ideas.
Stay tuned . . . I think I may have just the ticket to revive NBC. Or if all else fails, stick around for the IHBB thread.

OzMan
August 28th, 2006, 01:32 PM
An adventure thread!
Now there's an idea.

Bertie and Postolov. Their adventures.
In space.
At the beach.
Visiting grandma.
Case of the stolen neigborhood newspapers.
Bertie and Postolov learn not to do drugs.
Bertie gets sick.
Postolov gets a girlfriend.

Yes, classic. Dozens of great episode ideas.
Stay tuned . . . I think I may have just the ticket to revive NBC. Or if all else fails, stick around for the IHBB thread.

Next, on a Very Special Episode of Bertie and Postolov........


:eek:

the boy wonder uk
August 29th, 2006, 12:06 PM
Aphs gonna win this................

TED
August 29th, 2006, 01:47 PM
Aphs gonna win this................

dont be so sure :D

sure i could dig some passwords out and log in and vote :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

koi
August 29th, 2006, 03:12 PM
I have still to vote :D

Aphrodite
August 29th, 2006, 05:14 PM
dont be so sure

sure i could dig some passwords out and log in and vote :rolleyes:


..so could I hon ;)


I know theres only a Slim chance youd do anything so Shady :D:D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 29th, 2006, 07:52 PM
who do i have to fuck to get a vote around here! :D

OzMan
August 29th, 2006, 08:07 PM
who do i have to fuck to get a vote around here! :D

I don't think I have EVER been so glad to have voted early!!!! :eek:


:D

Aphrodite
August 29th, 2006, 08:18 PM
:D


Yusif, why dont you ask your ex :p

..and Koi hasnt voted yet either :D

yousickf'ingbastard
August 29th, 2006, 08:24 PM
I don't think I have EVER been so glad to have voted early!!!! :eek:


:D

The feeling is mutual ozzie :D

Yusif, why dont you ask your ex

..and Koi hasnt voted yet either

Which one? They all want me dead.

I prefer not to be voted on. When the poll ends I can add "I May Be A Fucking Bastard, But I'm Not A Fucking Spammer!" to my sig. :cool:

URBAN_COWBOY
August 29th, 2006, 08:28 PM
The feeling is mutual ozzie :D



Which one? They all want me dead.

I prefer not to be voted on. When the poll ends I can add "I May Be A Fucking Bastard, But I'm Not A Fucking Spammer!" to my sig. :cool:check your messages spammer!!!!

yousickf'ingbastard
August 29th, 2006, 08:38 PM
i'm too sexy to check my messages. i'll ask one of my hookers to check it for me.

TED
August 29th, 2006, 11:36 PM
I know theres only a Slim chance youd do anything so Shady :D:D

lmao :D......