Spammer Stats for Perspective

[rk237]

This should help everyone vote for top spammer.

For each spam thread in our recent history, I am going to post the number of replies each Top Ten Spammers (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6372) nominee has contributed. If someone's not listed, then he didn't contribute at all to that particular thread (for example, Koi didn't participate in the Movie Connections thread, so he's not going to be listed there).

MOVIE CONNECTIONS THREAD
OzMan 212
sar94pga 103
Aphrodite 30
rk237 26
yousickf'ingbastard 24
Beer_Monkey 2
URBAN_COWBOY 2
zooworker 1
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MUSIC GAME THREADS (combined)
OzMan 275
sar94pga 121
Aphrodite 120
rk237 96
yousickf'ingbastard 61
zooworker 18
URBAN_COWBOY 3
Beer_Monkey 2
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GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY
zooworker 158
Aphrodite 65
koi 60
yousickf'ingbastard 60
OzMan 27
URBAN_COWBOY 7
Beer_Monkey 5
rk237 2
sar94pga 1

An upset! Oz is fifth!
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DUNNO THREADS (combined)
zooworker 1,048
OzMan 569
sar94pga 424
koi 300
Aphrodite 286
yousickf'ingbastard 248
rk237 162
Beer_Monkey 130
URBAN_COWBOY 56
TED 40

Zoo cements his rep!
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PERSON BELOW ME THREAD
zooworker 681
OzMan 518
sar94pga 440
koi 264
Aphrodite 218
yousickf'ingbastard 212
Beer_Monkey 86
rk237 33
URBAN_COWBOY 33
TED 3
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APHRODITE'S THREAD
Aphrodite 520
Beer_Monkey 480
koi 197
yousickf'ingbastard 170
TED 129
URBAN_COWBOY 65
OzMan 26
rk237 8
zooworker 5

Aph takes her own thread! Oz and Zoo make a weak showing!
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ICE BREAKERS
OzMan 142
sar94pga 108
Aphrodite 75
zooworker 72
koi 53
yousickf'ingbastard 42
rk237 21
Beer_Monkey 1

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TOTALS
From recent major spam threads (unless I've forgotten any)

Zooworker 1983
OzMan 1769
Aphrodite 1314
sar94pga 1197
Koi 874
yousickf'ingbastard 817
Beer_Monkey 706
rk237 348
TED 172
URBAN_COWBOY 166

There ya have it. :p

[the boy wonder uk]

Zooworker Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c:nt]

Posts per day........(not taking into account any lost posts - lets pretend they were non-spam)

POSTS PER DAY
Zooworker 17.27
Koi 14.95
Sar94pga 12.98
Aphrodite 12.80
Drunk_Monkey 10.47
Yousickf'ingbastard 09.60
Ted 06.58
URBAN_COWBOY 05.46
OZMAN 04.35
RK237 03.43

Divide posts into the length they were a member

[the boy wonder uk]

C:NT how long have you been TEDs campain manager?

Does he pay you a retainer?

What do you get out of it? a Job at the ministry of spam if he wins?

[TED]

this site has gone soooooooooooooooooooo sad :D

bring back counting :confused:

[OzMan]

this site has gone soooooooooooooooooooo sad :D

bring back counting :confused:

I believe this was the results of the counting threads (combined) :

TED 8512
Jason 2000 (all in the same thread, one after another)

(Apologies if I have the wrong second person)

The amazing thing, RK, is that you took the time to figure something like this out. And you STILL didn't get the results you were looking for:rolleyes:

And you also missed quite a few SPAM threads. Office supplies, for example.

:D

[sar94pga]

I believe this was the results of the counting threads (combined) :

TED 8512
Jason 2000 (all in the same thread, one after another)

(Apologies if I have the wrong second person)

The amazing thing, RK, is that you took the time to figure something like this out. And you STILL didn't get the results you were looking for:rolleyes:

And you also missed quite a few SPAM threads. Office supplies, for example.

:D


no, your just pissed because he pointed out that you, indeed, do spam :)

[OzMan]

no, your just pissed because he pointed out that you, indeed, do spam :)

So, I posted something ON TOPIC in those threads, and that makes me a SPAMMER??

You're just mad that you lack the ability to stay on-topic:D

[sar94pga]

So, I posted something ON TOPIC in those threads, and that makes me a SPAMMER??

You're just mad that you lack the ability to stay on-topic:D

Listen sweetheart, the dunno thread, the person below me thread AND the ice breakers thread were set up for the purpose of spamming. and seeing as how you grossly contributed to thoses threads.....makes you a spammer. so deal with it.

AND its hard to stay on topic when all we do is talk about you....and after a while.....it gets boring. :D

[OzMan]

All I hear is.....


blah blah blah



:D

[sar94pga]

All I hear is.....






:D

what a fuckin comedian :)

[rk237]

The amazing thing, RK, is that you took the time to figure something like this out. And you STILL didn't get the results you were looking for:rolleyes:

:D

It was hardly any time at all. Clicking the number of replies next to each thread gives an instant break down of who posted how many times. I just deleted data for those who weren't nominated and added up the numbers for threads that were two-parters.

I can do numbers, Oz. ;)

[sar94pga]

It was hardly any time at all. Clicking the number of replies next to each thread gives an instant break down of who posted how many times. I just deleted data for those who weren't nominated and added up the numbers for threads that were two-parters.

I can do numbers, Oz. ;)

i actually had often wondered how many posts i had on those!!! so thanks RK.....you have made me realize that i need a hobby............

[OzMan]

you have made me realize that i need a hobby............

I thought IHBB WAS your hobby;)

[sar94pga]

I thought IHBB WAS your hobby;)

these days my hobby has been talking on the phone all hours of the night.....IHBB is just in between phone calls. :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

It was hardly any time at all. Clicking the number of replies next to each thread gives an instant break down of who posted how many times. I just deleted data for those who weren't nominated and added up the numbers for threads that were two-parters.

I can do numbers, Oz. ;)

I never thought on clicking on that. I never knew that existed.

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GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY
zooworker 158
Aphrodite 65
koi 60
yousickf'ingbastard 60
OzMan 27
URBAN_COWBOY 7
Beer_Monkey 5
rk237 2
sar94pga 1

An upset! Oz is fifth!
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DUNNO THREADS (combined)
zooworker 1,048
OzMan 569
sar94pga 424
koi 300
Aphrodite 286
yousickf'ingbastard 248
rk237 162
Beer_Monkey 130
URBAN_COWBOY 56
TED 40

Zoo cements his rep!
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PERSON BELOW ME THREAD
zooworker 681
OzMan 518
sar94pga 440
koi 264
Aphrodite 218
yousickf'ingbastard 212
Beer_Monkey 86
rk237 33
URBAN_COWBOY 33
TED 3
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APHRODITE'S THREAD
Aphrodite 520
Beer_Monkey 480
koi 197
yousickf'ingbastard 170
TED 129
URBAN_COWBOY 65
OzMan 26
rk237 8
zooworker 5

Aph takes her own thread! Oz and Zoo make a weak showing!
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ICE BREAKERS
OzMan 142
sar94pga 108
Aphrodite 75
zooworker 72
koi 53
yousickf'ingbastard 42
rk237 21
Beer_Monkey 1

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TOTALS
From recent major spam threads (unless I've forgotten any)

Zooworker 1983
OzMan 1769
Aphrodite 1314
sar94pga 1197
Koi 874
yousickf'ingbastard 817
Beer_Monkey 706
rk237 348
TED 172
URBAN_COWBOY 166

There ya have it. :p

Damn it! I'm always one step behind koi :D

[OzMan]

Damn it! I'm always one step behind koi :D

And you think that being one step IN FRONT OF that horny bastard would be better??;)

[sar94pga]

And you think that being one step IN FRONT OF that horny bastard would be better??;)

thanks for that visual oz.........

[yousickf'ingbastard]

And you think that being one step IN FRONT OF that horny bastard would be better??;)

I guess you're right. Being as far away as possible from koi would be better.

[sar94pga]

I guess you're right. Being as far away as possible from koi would be better.

i have no response to that........:D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

I would like it noted for the record that RK's data does in fact prove what I have said all along; I am not a spammer.

[sar94pga]

I would like it noted for the record that RK's data does in fact prove what I have said all along; I am not a spammer.

noted...and seconded.....

NEXT....:D

[rk237]

It is also conclusive that I'm not a spammer either.

Ok this is good. :)

[sar94pga]

It is also conclusive that I'm not a spammer either.

Ok this is good. :)

yet, you started a spammer's thread. and were nominated...:D

[zooworker]

It is also conclusive that I'm not a spammer either.

Ok this is good. :)
Is this site included in the spammer count?:confused:

[rk237]

Is this site included in the spammer count?:confused:

Ha ha can't argue with statistics, Zoo. ;)

[zooworker]

Zooworker Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duh,no I don't , Monkey is far Superior
Listen oz, the dunno thread, the person below me thread AND the ice breakers thread were set up for the purpose of spamming. and seeing as how you grossly contributed to those threads.....makes you a spammer. so deal with it.
. :D
Guilty oz:D

I would like it noted for the record that RK's data does in fact prove what I have said all along; I am not a spammer.
Only 1/2 the time:D

It is also conclusive that I'm not a spammer either.

OK this is good.
Right:rolleyes:
And what are you trying to do, get me banned?

[rk237]

Duh,no I don't , Monkey is far Superior

Guilty oz:D


Only 1/2 the time:D


Right:rolleyes:
And what are you trying to do, get me banned?

Hell no! Do you think I don't 2/4 a heart? ;)

[zooworker]

Hell no! Do you think I don't 2/4 a heart? ;)
I think your 4/8 spammer myself and aph is 12/17 .

[sar94pga]

I think your 4/8 spammer myself and aph is 12/17 .

where oh where is ozzie.....i am .3756% sure he will love this.....

[rk237]

There's a 24/34 truth to what you say.

[zooworker]

where oh where is ozzie.....i am .3756% sure he will love this.....
Maybe we need some pie here.

[sar94pga]

maybe RK can do us up a spreadsheet with all the percentages.....




Oh wait...........:rolleyes:

[rk237]

x : such that x is the cleverest possible numerical response to this particular spam thread.

[zooworker]

x : such that x is the cleverest possible numerical response to this particular spam thread.
Fuck it, just call it spam OK? :D

[rk237]

. . . . k. ;)

[sar94pga]

Fuck it, just call it spam OK? :D

well it is what it is.....and you have to call it as you see it...

[URBAN_COWBOY]

well it is what it is.....and you have to call it as you see it...speaking of titles, did I miss sar being given a Royal title, or was this self-issued?

[rk237]

speaking of titles, did I miss sar being given a Royal title, or was this self-issued?

Uh oh Sar, you're in trouble now! :eek:

[sar94pga]

speaking of titles, did I miss sar being given a Royal title, or was this self-issued?

it was a suggestion of Aph's :)

its about fucking time!

[zooworker]

Uh oh Sar, you're in trouble now! :eek:
Nope, she was due one..........

[URBAN_COWBOY]

it was a suggestion of Aph's :)

its about fucking time!

was it a suggestion, or a proclamation. all Royal titles must be approved by the King himself.

Nope, she was due one..........since when do you get a vote in this?

[zooworker]

was it a suggestion, or a proclamation. all Royal titles must be approved by the King himself.

since when do you get a vote in this?
Didn't vote just commented cowboy......:cool:

[sar94pga]

was it a suggestion, or a proclamation. all Royal titles must be approved by the King himself.



hmmm, suggestion....prolly should have cleared the "royal" part with monkey huh?

[rk237]

hmmm, suggestion....prolly should have cleared the "royal" part with monkey huh?

Or get a 2/3 majority vote from the people. . .
or is it 4/6 majority? Damnit.

[OzMan]

Or get a 2/3 majority vote from the people. . .
or is it 4/6 majority? Damnit.

It's a ROYAL title.

Not a fucking Amendment to the Constitution.......

(and I do believe that's 12/16ths, anyway)

:D

[sar94pga]

It's a ROYAL title.

Not a fucking Amendment to the Constitution.......

(and I do believe that's 12/16ths, anyway)

:D

and you yelled at me.........hmm, hypocrite......

[zooworker]

Or get a 2/3 majority vote from the people. . .
or is it 4/6 majority? Damnit.
Only 1 , Monkeys vote RK.............

[URBAN_COWBOY]

It's a ROYAL title.

Not a fucking Amendment to the Constitution.......

(and I do believe that's 12/16ths, anyway)

:Dquoted for future use.

[OzMan]

quoted for future use.

Good, quote this, too:

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.

Looks like we were both right. It's a 6/9ths majority in 12/16ths of the States.

And I am just getting the jump on everyone... I reckon if I don't start with the lowest common denominator, it will knock at least 2-3 pieces of SPAM off you lot;)

[Aphrodite]

hmmm, suggestion....prolly should have cleared the "royal" part with monkey huh?

Sar, you tried to trick me :eek:

This was the PM:

i need a new title...any thoughts?

:confused::confused:

Thats tricky.

Green Fairy??

Thats NOT a royal title :rolleyes:

You get 10 days in the stocks for this - Cowboy, take her away.

[Aphrodite]

Ha ha can't argue with statistics...

Maybe not, but all those threads (bar the aph thread) were recent...What about all the spamming going on before these people even got here, not to mention the entire porn section which can no longer be counted because its gone.

Uniform Babes
What a Sweet Ass
Lesbians
Just to let you know....im eating pepperoni pizza (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4220)
Dont Click Here (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4288) Monkey and Cowboys fight
Hello Beer Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4230)
IHBB Gods Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4464)
All Hail The Legend (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4531)
Jackass Noobs The Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4448)
10K Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4830)
Best Porn Poster (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5369)
The All New Whos The Biggest Jerk Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5326)
Beer Monkey is in a Foul Mood (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5575) - IHBB Forum Invasion
IHBB On Tour (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4720) - Forum Invasion

This is just a little taste of the many spam threads that dont appear in your statistics ;)

[rk237]

Aph, did you know that your sig says "top poser" instead of "top poster?" :eek:

[OzMan]

Aph, did you know that your sig says "top poser" instead of "top poster?" :eek:

In some ways........ nah, can't do it. I like my testes too much:D

And if you want to judge a TRUE SPAMMER, instead of counting SPAM in SPAM threads, shouldn't you be counting SPAM in non-SPAM threads?? Think about it, and get back to us, mmmkay;)

[zooworker]

Maybe not, but all those threads (bar the aph thread) were recent...What about all the spamming going on before these people even got here, not to mention the entire porn section which can no longer be counted because its gone.

Uniform Babes
What a Sweet Ass
Lesbians
Just to let you know....im eating pepperoni pizza (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4220)
Dont Click Here (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4288) Monkey and Cowboys fight
Hello Beer Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4230)
IHBB Gods Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4464)
All Hail The Legend (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4531)
Jackass Noobs The Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4448)
10K Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4830)
Best Porn Poster (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5369)
The All New Whos The Biggest Jerk Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5326)
Beer Monkey is in a Foul Mood (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5575) - IHBB Forum Invasion
IHBB On Tour (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4720) - Forum Invasion

This is just a little taste of the many spam threads that dont appear in your statistics ;)
Thank you for bringing that up Aph, I for one know you, monkey and several others have the tops in this. RK needs to research more to get the actual facts.:cool:

[koi]

I am glad to see the facts and as I have always said I do not spam :D
and aph you missed soapy babes , Koi porn and muppet porn .

[rk237]

Thank you for bringing that up Aph, I for one know you, monkey and several others have the tops in this. RK needs to research more to get the actual facts.:cool:

In my initial post, did I not use the word recent to describe the threads from which I ascertained my data?

Twice? :D

[zooworker]

In my initial post, did I not use the word recent to describe the threads from which I ascertained my data?

Twice? :D

True, but you really should look at the overall picture.:rolleyes:

[rk237]

True, but you really should look at the overall picture.:rolleyes:

Classic dichotomy of looking at the whole picture vs. current trends.

Current trends show that global temperatures are rising (the data). It's human induced global warming, no doubt. However, whole picture says it's all part of the natural fluctuation of Earthly cimates that has occurred over millions of years.

Maybe it's both. Maybe it's neither.
Maybe Paul McCartney died before Abbey Road came out.

The data is still valid. ;)

[the boy wonder uk]

Maybe not, but all those threads (bar the aph thread) were recent...What about all the spamming going on before these people even got here, not to mention the entire porn section which can no longer be counted because its gone.

Uniform Babes
What a Sweet Ass
Lesbians
Just to let you know....im eating pepperoni pizza (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4220)
Dont Click Here (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4288) Monkey and Cowboys fight
Hello Beer Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4230)
IHBB Gods Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4464)
All Hail The Legend (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4531)
Jackass Noobs The Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4448)
10K Monkey (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4830)
Best Porn Poster (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5369)
The All New Whos The Biggest Jerk Poll (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5326)
Beer Monkey is in a Foul Mood (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5575) - IHBB Forum Invasion
IHBB On Tour (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4720) - Forum Invasion

This is just a little taste of the many spam threads that dont appear in your statistics ;)

Aph all this was before my time thanks for the links Ive been laughing all night reading some of those threads.:D :D

[OzMan]

The data is still valid. ;)

Lies, damned lies and statistics.

The next step should be to take the totals above and divide by total posts, to get a true Coefficent of Spam. That would be slightly more fair, but still statistical.

[zooworker]

Classic dichotomy of looking at the whole picture vs. current trends.

Current trends show that global temperatures are rising (the data). It's human induced global warming, no doubt. However, whole picture says it's all part of the natural fluctuation of Earthly cimates that has occurred over millions of years.

Maybe it's both. Maybe it's neither.
Maybe Paul McCartney died before Abbey Road came out.

The data is still valid. ;)
Sheesh! Make a simple statement and get spam. :D
And Paul died before the white album, number nine?

[rk237]

Sheesh! Make a simple statement and get spam. :D
And Paul died before the white album, number nine?

Yes, perfect there's evidence of that too. Play that record backward and it says something or other eerie. On Abbey Road, there's a bunch of indicators on the album cover.

But of course Paul is alive :) doesn't make the data wrong, just its interpretation.

[TED]

OMG i think ive fallen asleep :confused::D

[zooworker]

Yes, perfect there's evidence of that too. Play that record backward and it says something or other eerie. On Abbey Road, there's a bunch of indicators on the album cover.

But of course Paul is alive :) doesn't make the data wrong, just its interpretation.
Number nine played backwards will say "Paul is dead" .:cool:

[Aphrodite]

Aph, did you know that your sig says "top poser" instead of "top poster?" :eek:

Yes. My sig has ALWAYS said "Top Poser" since I changed it last year. Way to be observent guys ;)

I made it to be the same as monkeys but with that little difference, it was meant as a joke that we have nearly matching sigs like when you see bf/gf wearing almost matching clothes :p



Aph all this was before my time thanks for the links Ive been laughing all night reading some of those threads.:D

Glad you like them BW, I came on earlier to post for an hour and ended up reading them instead - made me all nostalgic for the old days and I do miss Lomi...

[Beer_Monkey]

OMG i think ive fallen asleep :confused::D


yeah , its not the best thread

[Aphrodite]

I think my links are pretty cool :p

[Beer_Monkey]

maybe im being harsh.

im tired and traumatised

[Aphrodite]

Poor Monkey :p

I know theres places youd rather be ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

What a Sweet Ass

http://www.nevadabrothelassociation.com/forum/images/smilies/extra/Crying%20smile%20-%20animated.gif

[Aphrodite]

You know I share your pron loss pain ;)

[Lomithrandel]

Where the fuck is my name bitch?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Where the fuck is my name bitch?

I see dead people :eek:

[Lomithrandel]

You will be seeing lots of them if my name isn't added to the list :D.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

You will be seeing lots of them if my name isn't added to the list :D.

:D

Lomi is getting a little antsy in his pantsy. You hardly spam. I'm glad I wasn't picked as a spammer. I feel loved. You could take my place

[Lomithrandel]

You know what? You're right, I am not a spammer :p. Though that list contains people with 1 or 2 posts in those threads, I feel like I have been bitch slapped.

[Aphrodite]

Where the fuck is my name bitch?

OMFG, Hi stranger.

I was just posting earlier today that I missed you :eek:

..and now here you are :D:cool:

[Lomithrandel]

I'm psychic, I am also sensing you are wanting me to come over and keep you company :D. Let's make my vision come to life shall we?

[Aphrodite]

Sure, just dont forget to bring me a present ;)

[Lomithrandel]

I'll bring a couple presents with me :D.

[Aphrodite]

Then youre welcome anytime ;)