Happy birthday Aph

[rk237]

Happy birthday Aph, in a few days. I'm posting now because I wanted to beat everyone else to it and I knew I'd probably forget later since I have a busy week scheduled.

Hope your birthday brings to you wondrous things. ;)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6024/aphbdayoj0.gif

[OzMan]

Fucking kiss-arse. You do realise, don't you, that this isn't going to get you anywhere:D

But Happy B-day, Aph. Hope it will be a great one.

[sar94pga]

i will wait until your actual birthday to wish you a happy birthday....

:)

[rk237]

Fucking kiss-arse. You do realise, don't you, that this isn't going to get you anywhere:D

Well let's see Oz. Aphrodite lives in another country on another continent and has a boyfriend. Barring Alaska and Hawaii, I live at the one corner of the USA that is the farthest away from the UK. No, I'm not expecting this to get me anywhere, nor is it intended to. :rolleyes:

I'm merely honoring the fact that Aph and I have gone from disliking each other very much to becoming friends in just a year.

Call it me wanting her to have a nice birthday. People still wish that to each other on occasion. And since I can't send her a card or a gift, I put a few minutes of my life into making a cheesy birthday graphic of her avatar.

Sheesh. You're just bummed I beat you to it. :D

[sar94pga]

Well let's see Oz. Aphrodite lives in another country on another continent and has a boyfriend. Barring Alaska and Hawaii, I live at the one corner of the USA that is the farthest away from the UK. No, I'm not expecting this to get me anywhere, nor is it intended to. :rolleyes:

I'm merely honoring the fact that Aph and I have gone from disliking each other very much to becoming friends in just a year.

Call it me wanting her to have a nice birthday. People still wish that to each other on occasion. And since I can't send her a card or a gift, I put a few minutes of my life into making a cheesy birthday graphic of her avatar.

Sheesh. You're just bummed I beat you to it. :D

WOW. good job Rk. stick it to him :)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Well let's see Oz. Aphrodite lives in another country on another continent and has a boyfriend. Barring Alaska and Hawaii, I live at the one corner of the USA that is the farthest away from the UK. No, I'm not expecting this to get me anywhere, nor is it intended to. :rolleyes:

I'm merely honoring the fact that Aph and I have gone from disliking each other very much to becoming friends in just a year.

Call it me wanting her to have a nice birthday. People still wish that to each other on occasion. And since I can't send her a card or a gift, I put a few minutes of my life into making a cheesy birthday graphic of her avatar.

Sheesh. You're just bummed I beat you to it. :D

I wish I had a stalker too like Aph. Just kidding rk. We all know I'm the true psychopath here. :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Happy B-day earlier you hottie.

BTW, anyone wanting to see what Aph looks like, let the bidding begin. And yes, the pic is real.

[OzMan]

Well let's see Oz. Aphrodite lives in another country on another continent and has a boyfriend. Barring Alaska and Hawaii, I live at the one corner of the USA that is the farthest away from the UK. No, I'm not expecting this to get me anywhere, nor is it intended to. :rolleyes:

I'm merely honoring the fact that Aph and I have gone from disliking each other very much to becoming friends in just a year.

Call it me wanting her to have a nice birthday. People still wish that to each other on occasion. And since I can't send her a card or a gift, I put a few minutes of my life into making a cheesy birthday graphic of her avatar.

Sheesh. You're just bummed I beat you to it. :D


Whatever gets you thru the night, mate.;)

Like distance really makes a difference to a stalker??

And besides, TED is the one that always starts the birthday threads. Just looking out for his best interests.

:D

[OzMan]

WOW. good job Rk. stick it to him :)

Don't you have a phone call to take or something??

:D

[sar94pga]

Don't you have a phone call to take or something??

:D

no, thank god. 6 hours in the last 2 days is enough to pacify me for a while :D

gatta love free nights and weekends.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think this thread is taking an ugly turn for the worst.

YEAH!

[sar94pga]

okay, okay, stop spamming up Aph's pre Bday thread. its not fair. wait until she has a crack at it. :)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

sorry, force of habit

[sar94pga]

sorry, force of habit

i know, its hard isnt it.

must fight it....fight the urge to spam.........

[yousickf'ingbastard]

It's in my blood to spam. If I don't spam I might die!

[sar94pga]

It's in my blood to spam. If I don't spam I might die!

spam, porn and wicked.....ahh the vices in our lives....

[yousickf'ingbastard]

spam, porn and wicked.....ahh the vices in our lives....

the only "vice" i need for wicked is a 9mm

[sar94pga]

or a chain saw.

[rk237]

Damn it stop spamming this thread of goodly birthday wishes. Now I have to go outside and find a cat to kick . . . just to release a little anger. :(
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Ha. I feel better just visualizing a cat being kicked. ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Damn it stop spamming this thread of goodly birthday wishes. Now I have to go outside and find a cat to kick . . . just to release a little anger. :(
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Ha. I feel better just visualizing a cat being kicked. ;)

cats are don't have the same appeal being kicked as rabbits :eek:

her birthday is just in couple of days. it will be the longest before b-day thread ever. :D

[rk237]

cats are don't have the same appeal being kicked as rabbits :eek:


I don't see how rabbits could be as fun as cats in that regard. Do rabbits go "reuwarrrr!!" when kicked? I'll definitely have to try and see. However, it's hard to find rabbits around here, but I guess if I sit really still and make the sound of a carrot in distress, I could attract one.

Thanks for the tip Yusif! :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I don't see how rabbits could be as fun as cats in that regard. Do rabbits go "reuwarrrr!!" when kicked? I'll definitely have to try and see. However, it's hard to find rabbits around here, but I guess if I sit really still and make the sound of a carrot in distress, I could attract one.

Thanks for the tip Yusif! :p

anytime. i try to keep people up to date on animal cruelty :eek:

[sar94pga]

cats are don't have the same appeal being kicked as rabbits :eek:

her birthday is just in couple of days. it will be the longest before b-day thread ever. :D

this can take place of the Aphrodite thread. she will probably happy just to have another thread in her honor.

and RK, its not nice to kick animals. they generally don't like that :D

[rk237]

and RK, its not nice to kick animals. they generally don't like that :D

Sar, you haven't met the cats I've had to deal with in my life. Never mine, but girlfriends' cats, roommates' cats, neighbors' cats.

They are so fucking deserving of being kicked, every last fucking one of them. :D

[zooworker]

no, thank god. 6 hours in the last 2 days is enough to pacify me for a while :D

gatta love free nights and weekends.

I keep getting "this line is busy", gee I wonder who keeps calling you?:rolleyes:

this can take place of the Aphrodite thread. she will probably happy just to have another thread in her honor.

and RK, its not nice to kick animals. they generally don't like that :D
RK, go kick a bus.

And For you APH!http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/birthday.gif

[sar94pga]

Sar, you haven't met the cats I've had to deal with in my life. Never mine, but girlfriends' cats, roommates' cats, neighbors' cats.

They are so fucking deserving of being kicked, every last fucking one of them. :D

hahaha, i have a nice kitty. although she likes to sleep on my WOOL winter coat.....hmm. maybe you are right. :mad:

[rk237]

RK, go kick a bus.


Ok but it probably will go "beep beep" instead of "reuwarrrr!!" and maybe even run me over in revenge. I would react that way if I were a bus and I got kicked. Might even skip the beep part and go straight to running the guy over.
Not as satisfying. Too risky.

hahaha, i have a nice kitty. although she likes to sleep on my WOOL winter coat.....hmm. maybe you are right. :mad:

They are all evil.

[zooworker]

They are all evil.
This is evil?
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cute_animal_baby_01.jpg

[rk237]

This is evil?


He's plotting. :)

[zooworker]

He's plotting. :)
I suppose this is the kitty you would prefer?
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/Slave_Kitty.jpg

[sar94pga]

This is evil?
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cute_animal_baby_01.jpg

awwwwwwwwwwwww. now that's cute. RK, how can you hate such a cute thing? :p

[rk237]

I suppose this is the kitty you would prefer?


Yeah, he's outside.
That's the first kick already out of the way. :D

[rk237]

awwwwwwwwwwwww. now that's cute. RK, how can you hate such a cute thing? :p

Again, you haven't met the cats in my life who have defined cat'dom for me. There can be no redemption for that species!

[zooworker]

Yeah, he's outside.
That's the first kick already out of the way. :D
Hey, isn't this suppose to be a birthday thread ? Not kick the kitty thread? You are getting off track RK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY APH!

[sar94pga]

HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY APH!!!!

[rk237]

Hey, isn't this suppose to be a birthday thread ? Not kick the kitty thread? You are getting off track RK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY APH!

You're right.
I must say though, we definitely need a kick the kitty thread. Once Chris sets up a sports section, I'll make it.

Happy birthday Aph!

[OzMan]

Happy B-Day Aph.

Sorry that the only thing that anyone thought to get you was......

http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif

;)

[rk237]

Happy B-Day Aph.

Sorry that the only thing that anyone thought to get you was......

http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif

;)

:eek:
Plus the nice drawing that stalker RK made. ;)

[sar94pga]

well, seeing as how it is not yet her birthday, i am not giving her her present yet. :) GOD i miss the adult section......

[zooworker]

Sar, you haven't met the cats I've had to deal with in my life. Never mine, but girlfriends' cats, roommates' cats, neighbors' cats.

They are so fucking deserving of being kicked, every last fucking one of them. :D
RK and his cat.......
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/ratcat.jpg

[OzMan]

RK and his cat.......
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/ratcat.jpg


Well, if I had a cat with devil's eyes like that, I'd be reacting the same way;)

It's bad enough that my roommate's cat has two different-coloured eyes.

[Beer_Monkey]

Happy Bday

Spam up the world

[koi]

happy birthday aph :D

[zooworker]

For you Aph!
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/bitscared/aphbirth.jpg

[the boy wonder uk]

Happy Bithday oh Goddess of Beauty.

[koi]

LOL you will be in her good books know :D

[OzMan]

LOL you will be in her good books know :D

And he's close enough to be a REAL stalker.

Looks like you need to bring your A-game, RK;)

[the boy wonder uk]

Close as in the same country. Not really that close.












But I could be...;)

[OzMan]

Close as in the same country. Not really that close.

If you are closer than 6000 miles, than you have RK beat on the distance factor.;)

[the boy wonder uk]

If you are closer than 6000 miles, than you have RK beat on the distance factor.;)

and the charm factor too...;) ;)

[rk237]

and the charm factor too...;) ;)

Yes, but do you have tentacles?
A-ha mister! Got you there! :cool:

[the boy wonder uk]

Shit man you got me there!!

[zooworker]

Yes, but do you have tentacles?
A-ha mister! Got you there! :cool:
You really want an answer to that?:D

[wazootybob]

Just wishing you a happy birthday with many good returns.
*******
If wishes and buts were candies and nuts we'd all have a bowl of granola.

[DraconianSM]

I didn't have time to buy you a present this year, so here's Brad:http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/brad_pitt_as_achilles.jpg

Happy Birthday, Aph!:)

[Lomithrandel]

Happy birthday aph, what would you like for desert? :D

[TED]

Happy birthday in 2 hours :)

[MissHailstorm]

Happy Birthday, now that it's your actual birthday. :D

[Aphrodite]

Wooooo - Its now officially my birthday 01:12

Thanks everyone for the good wishes, pictures and funny comments - I really appreciate it. Maybe less of the cat next year....yeah, you know who you are :D:D

Rk, I love my party hat.

Cowboy, you could at least have offered to split it with me ;)

Monkey, we will when you get back on here....

Drac, thanks for bringing Brad to the thread

Lomi, something covered in chocolate :D

If Ive missed anything, then thanks to you too.

Oh yeah, and I give a special thankyou for Yusif for spamming up 2 pages without actually saying happy birthday...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Oh yeah, and I give a special thankyou for Yusif for spamming up 2 pages without actually saying happy birthday...

I was waiting until your birthday to say happy birthday. And according to the poll I'm clearly not a spammer :p

happy birthday!

http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~vclarke/cache/0f28ba66e2d9dee546490af12f912ed0.jpeg

[Aphrodite]

Aww thanks Yusif ;)

Did you make that all by yourself?? :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i had to part with my barbie doll. we had some good times ;)

[Aphrodite]

Dont worry, It was for a good cause :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

be gentle with her. and she likes it when you sing her to sleep.

[rk237]

Wooooo - Its now officially my birthday 01:12

From my point of view, you posted that at around 5 PM yesterday. Now it's the next morning though so it's the 30th for everyone (except maybe Oz's friends back on his homeland's east coast), those future people already in the 31st. :D


Maybe less of the cat next year....yeah, you know who you are :D:D

I agree. Cats are evil and they don't belong in birthday threads. Fewer cats all around is a great idea. Have I ever explained my cat-ridding technique? It involves the foot. :rolleyes:


Rk, I love my party hat.


No prob. I meant to fly out to the UK to deliver it personally, but I'm angry because you can't bring sodas onto airplanes anymore.

[OzMan]

No prob. I meant to fly out to the UK to deliver it personally, but I'm angry because you can't bring sodas onto airplanes anymore.

The truth is, the heightened security is making ALL stalkers nervous.

It must be true, I saw it on Dateline;)

(for the Brits: Dateline is a newsmag show that sensationalises news stories. Think of it as Not the 10 O'Clock News, only serious)

[rk237]

The truth is, the heightened security is making ALL stalkers nervous.

It must be true, I saw it on Dateline;)

(for the Brits: Dateline is a newsmag show that sensationalises news stories. Think of it as Not the 10 O'Clock News, only serious)

Hey dateline rocks my socks :)

[OzMan]

Hey dateline rocks my socks :)

So, I take it you've been on before, then??

:D

[rk237]

So, I take it you've been on before, then??

:D

Well she said she was lonely and her friends and parents didn't understand her! ;)

[OzMan]

Well she said she was lonely and her friends and parents didn't understand her! ;)


You do realise now, I hope, that "she" was a 45-year-old undercover male cop:eek:

And am I the only one to worry about Stone Phillips?? Does it seem to you that he takes WAY too much glee in interviewing paedophiles??

[rk237]

You do realise now, I hope, that "she" was a 45-year-old undercover male cop:eek:

And am I the only one to worry about Stone Phillips?? Does it seem to you that he takes WAY too much glee in interviewing paedophiles??

That's exactly the reference I was making. I think what he probably enjoys is pretending to be little girls in chat rooms.

[Blockbusterblonde]

Peodos in the bday thread. Nice.


Happy Late Birthday Dite ;)

[Aphrodite]

Thanks :D




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