Aph II Thread

[yousickf'ingbastard]

luckily when i flipped over the car it just acted as a lift for me to hit the pavement on the other side of it so it was barely touched

[zooworker]

luckily when i flipped over the car it just acted as a lift for me to hit the pavement on the other side of it so it was barely touched
That's good, at least you can't be sued for car damages.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

That's good, at least you can't be sued for car damages.

oh we so left the scene of the accident. plus it was dark and we couldn't see anything, the main reason why i ran into the car while rollerblading, who new?

[Aphrodite]

that thought just gave me a boner aph, thanks :)

Youre totally welcome :p

Missed your posting Yus - PM me some porn ;)

[koi]

I pm you porn if you tell me what you do when you see it :D

[Aphrodite]

I didnt ask you, I asked Yusif ;)

[koi]

but he gets his porn from me so all you are doing is cutting out the middle man

[Aphrodite]

Maybe I LIKE the middle man...

[koi]

so your a sandwich type of chick :D

[Aphrodite]

Damnit, you made me feel hungry now :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I didnt ask you, I asked Yusif ;)

Koi is my dirtiest porn supplier. If I want Donkey's Gone Wild, I can expect it the next day.

[koi]

Donkey porn is a specialty of mine also Lego porn :D

[Aphrodite]

Hhahaahahahhah

I remember your lego porn! :D

PM me some and I'll give you some rep ;)

[koi]

Porn on way ,I am a rep whore :D

[koi]

this thread has been brought back more times than Dracula :D

[Aphrodite]

Hey, if youre going to copy me at least give me a credit :rolleyes: :p

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Aph, check your box. I put something in it.;)

[Aphrodite]

It wouldnt be the first time :D

[URBAN_COWBOY]

nor will it be the last.:p

[Aphrodite]

Im glad to hear it ;)


What would I do without my daily dose of Cowboy? :p

[koi]

LOL seeing as your on (and I dont mean decorators )I thought I would bring back your thread :D

[Aphrodite]

Thankyou Koi for that lovely post :p

[koi]

thats ok babes :D why have you not been on here for ages

[TED]

spammer .................:eek:

[koi]

No I am not :D

[Aphrodite]

Dont even try and deny it Koily

[koi]

Thats harsh comming from spamrodite :D

[Aphrodite]

Thats rich coming from the guy who spammed up the porn sect so bad with any old dodgey pic just to get his posts up ;)

[koi]

I only posted your pic once :D

[Aphrodite]

That wasnt me, that was some other porn star called Aphrodite :p

[koi]

are you sure there is not that many people called aphrodite and it did look like you (the pic not the doll)

[Aphrodite]

The pic was from the seventies and she had brown hair

[koi]

ok so you are not from the seventies and you dont have brown hair but apart from that you looked like her :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/aphrodite-1.jpg

[Aphrodite]

I cant believe you still have that lol

[koi]

when the queen of IHBB Forum makes a porn film thats a keeper :D

[koi]

LOL its bring back old thread day :D

[zooworker]

LOL its bring back old thread day :D
SPammer:D......

[koi]

LOL maybe a little but i now that from time to time aph looks at the forum and having her thread there she might post

[Aphrodite]

I havent looked at the forum for months, but hey, its your lucky day. :p

[koi]

excellent I will get the toys out and get ready for you coming round :D

[Aphrodite]

Why? Are we going to play barbies?

[Beer_Monkey]

CAn I have a steak on mine

[Aphrodite]

OMFG No Fucking WAY!!!!!!



I mean, Hi Mon :D

[Beer_Monkey]

check ur PMs lol

HIIIIIIIIIIII

[Aphrodite]

:D :D :D :D
Heres your 4 smilie salute ;D



Heads up n00bs, the KING is on the forum =D

[Aphrodite]

...and yes, you can have the steak :D

[Beer_Monkey]

Yep I have returned to grace the forum

[Aphrodite]

Thats awesome news Mon...;)

Therell be parties in the street when the news spreads.

I'll get a n00b to flog in the town square for your amusement :D

[AbandonedDreams]

please take buymecar or charlie.

[Aphrodite]

We will toss a coin ;)

[AbandonedDreams]

i see that as a win-win situation.

[zooworker]

Thats awesome news Mon...;)

Therell be parties in the street when the news spreads.

I'll get a n00b to flog in the town square for your amusement :D

please take buymecar or charlie.

We will toss a coin ;)
Would love to watch that one

[Aphrodite]

Tickets are available on ihbbexecutions.com.

£25 for a front row seat and you get a free bag of marshmallows ;)

[zooworker]

Tickets are available on ihbbexecutions.com.

£25 for a front row seat and you get a free bag of marshmallows ;)
Does that mean Cowboy will appear?

[TED]

BUMP :eek:

[zooworker]

BUMP :eek:
Did you mean rump?:rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

I'm Coming right up behind Aph :eek:

Aph 11,061


TED 10,500


ohhhh errrrr

No rude comments please :eek:

I thought you liked my comments :p

LOL - Remember when you and Mon were battling it out for top poster?

That was soooo funny :D

[koi]

nice to see you to see you nice :D

Hi babes missed you

[Aphrodite]

Guess what day it is today?

Its my five year aniversary. Five years ago today that I joined the forum :cool:

[TED]

Guess what day it is today?

Its my five year aniversary. Five years ago today that I joined the forum :cool:



well done miss dite

[Aphrodite]

Why thankyou, Mr Ted. ;)

If I wasnt ill i might have made myself a fabulous congrats thread, but i cant be bothered right now.

[Aphrodite]

OMG, i just saw it now after i posted that.

Great minds think alike eh? :D

[TED]

omg, I Just Saw It Now After I Posted That.

Great Minds Think Alike Eh? :d

................:d

[Aphrodite]

Thanks for the awesome thread :)

[koi]

Thanks for the awesome thread :)

lol again its getting a little to sweet here ,hotel on stand by :p

[Aphrodite]

Its already been booked remember?

We're going to Scotland :p

[Aphrodite]

Bump...


Hi to everyone who missed me :D

[yodavsjason]

Hi Aph.............

[DavidNewlySL]

i know i missed aph :)

[zooworker]

Hi Aph, sure miss you here....

[TED]

Bump...


Hi to everyone who missed me :D


Who are you ??? :eek:

[Aphrodite]

I'm that girl....you know....who used to post with that ape boy :p



How the hell are you Ted?

Ive missed you :D

[Aphrodite]

Hi Aph.............

i know i missed aph :)

Hi Aph, sure miss you here....

Thankyou guys for all the love.

:):):)

[koi]

Feeling a little sick in fact a small vomit taste is in my mouth to much love and tongues in holes lol

[Aphrodite]

So when you say it, its okay...



nice to see you to see you nice :D

Hi babes missed you



...but when other people say it, it makes you sick?



Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[BBVcasualposter]

Welcome back to the world of the undead. I use that term undead loosely.

[koi]

So when you say it, its okay...







...but when other people say it, it makes you sick?



Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I was not talking about what they had said lol

[Aphrodite]

Then wtf are you talking about, Koily?

[koi]

Lol you know the thing that the thing said when talking about things

[Aphrodite]

No youre just talking total shit.

Why dont you let yourself have some time to think, and then try it again ;)

[koi]

Lmao what is wrong with you moody I think someone needs a cuddle lol

[Aphrodite]

Right back atcha, baby.



EDIT: Koi you changed that post above me :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[koi]

Ok I will have a cuddle thanks

[Aphrodite]

How about a slap instead?

[koi]

I am ok with that as long as you put on a Russian voice as you do it

[Aphrodite]

Sure.

It would be worth it so I could slap you :p

[koi]

Is slap a sexual innuendo for masterbation

[zooworker]

Depends where she slaps you ......

[koi]

Nah she can sap me were she wants .............oh yeh love the pain. :)

[Aphrodite]

Freak



_________________

[koi]

Maybe but we are all freaks maybe some more than others lol

[Aphrodite]

Yeah, calipso was a freak.

Remember he posted his picture and i made it into all those funny photos?

[koi]

Lol he was such a prick remember his blond hair ,do you still have the pics if so post them just so the young one can see

[Aphrodite]

You mean these ones?


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/calheads.jpg

[Aphrodite]

and this...


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/aphrodite01/dickhead.jpg

[koi]

Lol yes the very ones good times my fav is the cock one and the pigtail one

[Aphrodite]

He was such a moran.

Who comes on a forum, making trouble, and then posts their own pic LOL

[koi]

Lol Moran I miss cockpisso it's hard to come on to a forum and piss of every single member but he did it in style

[Aphrodite]

And three different niks.


Chris banned them all :D

[koi]

Lol such a twat but the night he posted the pic was just fucking great