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TED
August 28th, 2006, 02:03 PM
No i didnt just do this did i :D:D:D:eek:

Beer_Monkey
August 28th, 2006, 02:49 PM
bad bad ted

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 03:16 PM
Yeeeeaaaaaay Aphrodite II The Revenge :p

Thankyou Ted I love it ;)

OzMan
August 28th, 2006, 03:35 PM
Oh gawd. Here we go again :rolleyes:

Well, at least it will keep all the complaints about the lack of (yet another) Aph thread out of the other threads.

:D

(I'm so dead.......)

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 03:54 PM
Oz, I would start flaming you, but I know youd just enjoy it, so....


Welcome to my Aph thread ;)

Beer_Monkey
August 28th, 2006, 04:13 PM
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooyayyyyy

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 04:21 PM
wwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaay yyyyyyyyyyyy :D

Beer_Monkey
August 28th, 2006, 04:25 PM
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 04:28 PM
Twwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnttttttttttttttss sssssssssssss

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 05:14 PM
And all I get is a dead rat instead of a thread :mad:

I don't mind the dead rat but c'mon! :D

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 05:38 PM
Yeeeeay, its the sick bastard in my new aph thread :D

I thought you would like a dead rat as a present, maybe I should get you something else next time ;)

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 05:41 PM
Getting dead rats for birthdays and christmas every year gets kind of old. I'm looking for a bigger dead animal this year. :eek:

OzMan
August 28th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Getting dead rats for birthdays and christmas every year gets kind of old. I'm looking for a bigger dead animal this year. :eek:

How big are we talking??

Dead rabbits?? (Maybe you can get the one from RK when he's done kicking it)
Dead wombats??
Dead llamas??
I think that you are probably a "dead antelope" kind of guy, personally.....

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 05:47 PM
How big are we talking??

Dead rabbits?? (Maybe you can get the one from RK when he's done kicking it)
Dead wombats??
Dead llamas??
I think that you are probably a "dead antelope" kind of guy, personally.....


Think bigger

OzMan
August 28th, 2006, 05:55 PM
Think bigger

Are we talking mammals?? And if so, are we talking land-based or aquatic??

Details, man.... we need details if you want us to do this right.

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 05:57 PM
Dead Blue Whale?

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 05:57 PM
I was thinking Shamu big

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Just for you Yusif....

http://www.officialticketcenter.com/atart/sea%20world%20shamu.gif

Woodstock
August 28th, 2006, 06:08 PM
Nah. It is alive....he asked for a dead whale. lol

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 06:08 PM
After watching Orca I was afraid to go to the beach for a long time. The fear of some random killer whale jumping out of the ocean to eat me just for the hell of it and spitting me out in the middle of the ocean just so they could play kick ball with my dead body with their tales. I always have the sickest scenarios.

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Maybe a dead whale is too much for you.


Just stick to dead cat for now ;)

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 06:18 PM
This is a drive by spamming.

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Maybe a dead whale is too much for you.


Just stick to dead cat for now ;)

ok, i'll love it until starts shedding

This is a drive by spamming.

everybody duck!

Woodstock
August 28th, 2006, 06:25 PM
This is a drive by spamming.

Lomi!! How are you doing?

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Sexy as ever. Yourself?

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Lomi in my Aph thread :cool:

Now its more like home. Only a few people left to make it a full crew. :D

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 06:31 PM
I have the "girth" to make any woman feel at home :D.

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Ive missed you :D

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 06:34 PM
Glad to hear it, have I missed any "important" news during my absense?

yousickf'ingbastard
August 28th, 2006, 06:38 PM
wicked mistress left me for betty :(

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 06:40 PM
You should come out and party with me, we will find you some new blood to stir.

URBAN_COWBOY
August 28th, 2006, 06:45 PM
The Canadian Bastard is back. I've missed you in that not a gay thing kind of way.:D

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 06:49 PM
Glad to hear it, have I missed any "important" news during my absense?


Theres new members in prem.

Sooo many new people I dont know where to start.

Porn Section is GONE - tragic I know.

Server is fixed so no more 'server is busy' messages.

C:nt is back.

Theres a million more but thats all I can think of at the the moment :D

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 07:12 PM
No more porn eh? But teh intarnet is for porn!
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645&q=internet+is+for+porn

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 07:28 PM
I think that proves conclusively that teh in-ter-net is for porn :p

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 07:38 PM
The Canadian Bastard is back. I've missed you in that not a gay thing kind of way.:D

and Cowboys in the thread - woooooo:D:D

..only a couple more to go now :p

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 07:42 PM
Lomi is a little dissapointed that he doesn't have a welcome back thread... ffs that ozzy bastard got one, why not me?

Aphrodite
August 28th, 2006, 07:45 PM
Lomis complaint is noted and Aph the threadmaker will get right on it :D

Lomithrandel
August 28th, 2006, 08:28 PM
Better. Perhaps you can all be saved after all.

TED
August 29th, 2006, 01:53 PM
Yeeeeaaaaaay Aphrodite II The Revenge :p

Thankyou Ted I love it ;)

anything for you :p:D

Aphrodite
August 29th, 2006, 06:19 PM
anything for you :p:D

anything huh????:D

Let me think about that for a minute ;)

OzMan
August 29th, 2006, 07:43 PM
anything huh????:D

Let me think about that for a minute ;)

Uh oh, TED.... you've opened your mouth, so you'll be needing a second job now......

:D

TED
August 29th, 2006, 11:35 PM
Uh oh, TED.... you've opened your mouth, so you'll be needing a second job now......

:D

oh dear :confused::D:D

Aphrodite
September 3rd, 2006, 06:12 PM
Its not just his wallet I was after ;)

OzMan
September 3rd, 2006, 08:48 PM
Its not just his wallet I was after ;)

Yeah, OK.... keep telling yourself that.

:D

koi
September 4th, 2006, 12:44 PM
Its not just his wallet I was after ;)

what you were after his piggy bank as well , now thats low :D

Aphrodite
September 4th, 2006, 05:15 PM
Just because Im attracted to money and power doesnt mean Im shallow...:D :D

OzMan
September 4th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Just because Im attracted to money and power doesnt mean Im shallow...:D :D

What does, then??;) :D

URBAN_COWBOY
September 4th, 2006, 06:31 PM
Just because Im attracted to money and power doesnt mean Im shallow...:D :Dit just means you're female.

Aphrodite
September 4th, 2006, 06:33 PM
Hey, I resemble that comment ;)

URBAN_COWBOY
September 4th, 2006, 06:35 PM
Hey, I resemble that comment ;)and a gorgeous one at that.

Again, I have the pic to prove it. Will go to the highest bidder.

Aphrodite
September 4th, 2006, 06:50 PM
:D

Hey, youre not the only one who can play that game. ;)


Roll up girls, pics of Cowboy in his spiderman outfit for sale - shall I start the bidding at $20 dollars :D

Blockbusterblonde
September 5th, 2006, 10:05 AM
$25 ;)


`````

koi
September 5th, 2006, 10:08 AM
I am sure I posted the spiderman pic :D

URBAN_COWBOY
September 5th, 2006, 10:09 AM
I am sure I posted the spiderman pic :Dyou shut the fuck up about that pic. we were drunk and high and I didn't know you had a camera:D

koi
September 5th, 2006, 10:18 AM
No one is safe when koi is around :D

yousickf'ingbastard
September 5th, 2006, 03:29 PM
you shut the fuck up about that pic. we were drunk and high and I didn't know you had a camera:D

koi never leaves home without his camera. you never know when lego porn is gonna happen so you have to be prepared. :D

Aphrodite
September 5th, 2006, 03:40 PM
I dont think it was 'lego' porn he was hoping for :p

Beer_Monkey
September 5th, 2006, 03:50 PM
yep granny upskirts is more Kois thing

Aphrodite
September 5th, 2006, 04:07 PM
Exactly :D


...or pet porn :p

Beer_Monkey
September 5th, 2006, 04:54 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwww

but I wouldnt put it past him

Aphrodite
September 5th, 2006, 05:09 PM
Dont you remember the horse pics on the horsey forum during forum invaisions?


No, you prolly blocked it from your memory :p

Beer_Monkey
September 5th, 2006, 05:17 PM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

forum invasions

Aphrodite
September 5th, 2006, 05:28 PM
I know, its been a while.

When youre hooked up, well get a part II thread going :D

Beer_Monkey
September 5th, 2006, 05:29 PM
it would be Episode III actually

Aphrodite
September 5th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Well if you want to be EXACT about it...

including the 'beermonkey is in a foul mood' invaision thread, the 'IHBB On Tour' thread and the lost in the archives thread, I think this will be the fourth ;)

Blockbusterblonde
September 6th, 2006, 03:13 AM
Sounds like a blast. Maybe I'll be here long enough to go this time. ;)

koi
September 6th, 2006, 04:45 AM
Dont you remember the horse pics on the horsey forum during forum invaisions?


No, you prolly blocked it from your memory :p


They were great horse pics :D
there is nothing as nice as watching horses riding :D

Aphrodite
September 6th, 2006, 09:34 AM
Whatever floats your boat...;)

yousickf'ingbastard
September 6th, 2006, 05:06 PM
They were great horse pics :D
there is nothing as nice as watching horses riding :D

yeah, granny knows how to ride that horse :eek: :eek:

Aphrodite
September 6th, 2006, 05:08 PM
Gah, youre as bad as each other :rolleyes: :D

yousickf'ingbastard
September 6th, 2006, 05:15 PM
but its true, granny rides the horse all day. its nothing dirty about that. but she does come home covered in some weird stuff. i think its ................ (http://www.freewebs.com/geeses/HIGH!.jpg)

Aphrodite
September 6th, 2006, 05:19 PM
Zebra spit ??? :p

yousickf'ingbastard
September 6th, 2006, 05:24 PM
i call it something else, but zebra spit works too :D

Aphrodite
September 6th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Why, what do YOU call it ?

koi
September 7th, 2006, 12:25 PM
Gah, youre as bad as each other :rolleyes: :D

yeh but you love us :D

Blockbusterblonde
September 7th, 2006, 12:36 PM
Someone has to ;)

koi
September 7th, 2006, 12:38 PM
ture we are like small lap pets for the queen , we both like getting stroked and we love to lick :D

Blockbusterblonde
September 7th, 2006, 12:48 PM
Here's $1, buy yourself a lolly ;)

koi
September 7th, 2006, 12:53 PM
I prefer cherries to like can you help :D

Blockbusterblonde
September 7th, 2006, 01:04 PM
Sure.

Try the grocery store down the street ;)

koi
September 7th, 2006, 01:05 PM
LOL thanks :D

Blockbusterblonde
September 7th, 2006, 01:09 PM
No problem ;)

koi
September 7th, 2006, 01:12 PM
if I have anymore fruit related probs I will be sur and ask :D :D

the boy wonder uk
September 7th, 2006, 01:14 PM
Guys just get a room and sort this shit out please!!!!!!!!!!!!111

koi
September 7th, 2006, 01:15 PM
a room this is koi outside against a wall is more my style :D

the boy wonder uk
September 7th, 2006, 01:16 PM
just do the business and move on you dirty dog :D

koi
September 7th, 2006, 01:19 PM
YIP :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/doghappy.gif

the boy wonder uk
September 7th, 2006, 01:24 PM
nice........

Aphrodite
September 7th, 2006, 02:05 PM
yeh but you love us :D

Maybe.........a little :D

Guys just get a room and sort this shit out please!!!!!!!!!!!!111

The Aph thread IS my room. Thats how it used to be in the other Aph thread mark I ;)

the boy wonder uk
September 7th, 2006, 02:40 PM
I meant Koi and BBblond tho Aph.

And you dont want them sorting themselves out in your room do you?

koi
September 7th, 2006, 03:50 PM
Aph would not mind she is very open minded :D

the boy wonder uk
September 7th, 2006, 04:05 PM
yes but to watch you at it Koi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

koi
September 7th, 2006, 04:07 PM
she would not be watching :D :D

the boy wonder uk
September 8th, 2006, 08:33 AM
Hands over eyes?

Aphrodite
September 9th, 2006, 04:11 PM
I dont think thats quite what he meant Boywonder ;)

yousickf'ingbastard
September 9th, 2006, 06:05 PM
i'm so lost right now. maybe if all the ladies take off their clothes and draw a diagram for me it'll be greatly appreciated :p

Aphrodite
September 9th, 2006, 06:15 PM
I havent got a diagram.

Here...throw this ball around with your mouse until you feel better :p


clickie (http://dura.cell.free.fr/home/swf/arms12.swf)

yousickf'ingbastard
September 9th, 2006, 06:24 PM
looks like family fun night exorcist style

Aphrodite
September 9th, 2006, 06:43 PM
What about some asses to cheer you up..


Its not porn, its ART :D

http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/upload04/041024_170336-208_pink%20floyd%20album.jpg

the boy wonder uk
September 9th, 2006, 06:46 PM
here they come.........

"Id put another brick in her wall"

"The dark side of HER moon??"

yousickf'ingbastard
September 9th, 2006, 06:46 PM
asses always cheer me up :D

nothing turns a frown upside down then a few asses.

Aphrodite
September 9th, 2006, 06:54 PM
Remember the 'find the apricot' pic? :p


That was the most asses in one pic Ive ever seen

koi
November 4th, 2006, 03:05 PM
I have been away to long the Aph thread was on page 4 :eek:

Aphrodite
November 4th, 2006, 03:36 PM
Welcome back Koi ;)

Hows the supreme overlord business? :p

TED
November 4th, 2006, 03:59 PM
welcome back kio lol

koi
November 4th, 2006, 04:10 PM
Welcome back Koi ;)

Hows the supreme overlord business? :p

Quite slow, it just not the same as it was in the old days everyone is more pretected I prefered it when I could burn the poor so I could my castle warm at night ;)

Aphrodite
November 4th, 2006, 04:19 PM
I know exactly what you mean.

Im so poor I can only have 45 new tiaras this month, its not like it used to be in the good old days.

koi
November 4th, 2006, 04:21 PM
And all the witches are gone I did like a good witch killing :D

Aphrodite
January 15th, 2007, 04:57 PM
Found it :D

Beer_Monkey
January 15th, 2007, 05:31 PM
woooooooooooooooooooooyay

Aphrodite
January 15th, 2007, 05:38 PM
wooooooooooo yyaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy its MOnkey :D


Thats KING Monkey to you n00bs :p

yousickf'ingbastard
January 15th, 2007, 06:13 PM
he'll always just be plain bubbles to me

watch for that hand monkey! :eek:

http://www.mjsite.com/images/mjbubbles.jpg

Aphrodite
January 15th, 2007, 07:10 PM
Looks like Bubbles is about to leg it any minute

koi
March 8th, 2007, 01:25 PM
bubbles is ok he is not a small boy :D

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 01:41 PM
Damn Id forgotten about this thread :eek:


The other one was better - until chris locked it :(


It used to be Aphs Room do you remember? :p

koi
March 8th, 2007, 01:42 PM
happy times , but dont bring up the past remember the porn

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 01:50 PM
Not a day goes by when I dont miss the porn.

Lesbians was when we started getting together

koi
March 8th, 2007, 01:51 PM
you cant tell people when we got together :D

I thought it was a secret

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 01:52 PM
sorry to interupt your trip down memory lane, but i just realized i never posted anything in this thread. sorry for the disrespect aph! :)

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 01:59 PM
Congratulations on breaking your cherry :p


People used to break their milestone posts in my original thread ;)

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:00 PM
when did you loose your cherry

rk237
March 8th, 2007, 02:00 PM
Yikes I haven't posted in here either.



.
.
Ahh that's better.

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 02:03 PM
you cant tell people when we got together :D

I thought it was a secret

I didnt mean you as you well know :rolleyes: :D

It was mainly me ted monkey yus cowboy lomi and heaven - those were some funny times and its a fucking tragedy that I cant read through the old threads any more now the porn sect has gone....

zooworker
March 8th, 2007, 02:03 PM
I haven't also, so aph Peace?

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:05 PM
I didnt mean you as you well know :rolleyes: :D

It was mainly me ted monkey yus cowboy lomi and heaven - those were some funny times and its a fucking tragedy that I cant read through the old threads any more now the porn sect has gone....

I know what you ment you can try and back down but we will always have Mc Donalds :D

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 02:06 PM
Yikes I haven't posted in here either.



.
.
Ahh that's better.

...and the aph thread claims another cherry.:D

welcome rk ;)

when did you loose your cherry

wouldnt you like to know

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:07 PM
I will have to ask monkey :D

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 02:11 PM
I know what you ment you can try and back down but we will always have Mc Donalds :D

I wouldnt be seen dead in that shithole so if youre trying to lie you should at least get your facts right :p

I haven't also, so aph Peace?

ah what the hell, the more the merrier :p

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:12 PM
Ok maybe it was Burger King :D

zooworker
March 8th, 2007, 02:13 PM
ah what the hell, the more the merrier :p
Thanks Queen:)

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 02:15 PM
I will have to ask monkey :D

Dont tell him this cos I dont want to hurt his feelings but he wasnt the first :eek:

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:15 PM
and he wont be the last :D

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 02:29 PM
Were not talking about posts any more are we? :p

koi
March 8th, 2007, 02:30 PM
LOL i know but when have we ever stayed on topic :D

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 03:23 PM
There was this one time in 2005....

rk237
March 8th, 2007, 03:55 PM
"Person below me thread" was on topic pretty much the whole time.

Beer_Monkey
March 8th, 2007, 04:04 PM
lol

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 04:12 PM
This thread has stayed on topic cos the topic is 'whatever you want to talk about' :D

rk237
March 8th, 2007, 04:14 PM
I think we should talk about light switches.

Do you prefer the flippy kind or the knob-turning kind?
Personally I like the flippy kind, but the knob-turning kind does allow for a range of lighting intensities so it's got that working in its favor.

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 04:15 PM
I have the knob turning kind

Beer_Monkey
March 8th, 2007, 04:17 PM
its cos you like playin with nobs :p

rk237
March 8th, 2007, 04:19 PM
Well that was a fun little light switch discussion. :)

Aphrodite
March 8th, 2007, 04:25 PM
Monkeys right - I cant tell a lie :D

zooworker
March 8th, 2007, 05:25 PM
I think we should talk about light switches.

Do you prefer the flippy kind or the knob-turning kind?
Personally I like the flippy kind, but the knob-turning kind does allow for a range of lighting intensities so it's got that working in its favor.
I like the flat lever kind, that way I can just throw a pillow at it to turn it off.

yousickf'ingbastard
March 8th, 2007, 08:04 PM
I like the flat lever kind, that way I can just throw a pillow at it to turn it off.

or you can clap your hands twice and the woman would get out of the bed and do it for you. because it's their job. :rolleyes:

zooworker
March 8th, 2007, 08:05 PM
or you can clap your hands twice and the woman would get out of the bed and do it for you. because it's their job. :rolleyes:
LOL.....and for those who don't have someone to do that get the clapper.;)

yousickf'ingbastard
March 8th, 2007, 08:07 PM
i'm sure jamie jasta can tell the guy behind him to pull the dick from his ass and turn the light off

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 08:08 PM
or you can clap your hands twice and the woman would get out of the bed and do it for you. because it's their job. :rolleyes:

hey hey hey........it is our job to suck your dicks to heavenly proportions, not turn of the light. you pay the electric bill, that would make it your job :P

yousickf'ingbastard
March 8th, 2007, 08:21 PM
hey hey hey........it is our job to suck your dicks to heavenly proportions, not turn of the light. you pay the electric bill, that would make it your job :P

ok ok, but lights come right after the bj! or rather something else comes after the bj ;)

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 08:22 PM
ok ok, but lights come right after the bj! or rather something else comes after the bj ;)

you make it sound so hot........meow......

yousickf'ingbastard
March 8th, 2007, 08:23 PM
i can make anything erotic, even road kill

Lomithrandel
March 8th, 2007, 08:23 PM
hey hey hey........it is our job to suck your dicks to heavenly proportions, not turn of the light. you pay the electric bill, that would make it your job :P
wow, dunno why, but that makes me really horny :D

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 08:24 PM
wow, dunno why, but that makes me really horny :D

good, thats what it was meant to do.

Lomithrandel
March 8th, 2007, 08:27 PM
btw im sitting here wearing just socks and boxer-briefs :D

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 08:29 PM
btw im sitting here wearing just socks and boxer-briefs :D

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! damn you right to my bedroom!








so sorry aph. he started it!

zooworker
March 8th, 2007, 08:31 PM
[quote=sar94pga;212506]DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! damn you right to my bedroom!quote]
As Sar trys to find fresh batteries.http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/images/smilies/goodbad.gif

sar94pga
March 8th, 2007, 08:35 PM
hahahahaha, you wish.

koi
March 9th, 2007, 02:54 PM
i can make anything erotic, even road kill

Road kill is always erotic :D

OzMan
March 9th, 2007, 03:17 PM
Road kill is always erotic :D

No one is surprised that Koi is into necrophilia, but...... :eek:

;)

koi
March 9th, 2007, 03:33 PM
ok how can you say that this is not sexy :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/roadkill.jpg

zooworker
March 9th, 2007, 03:50 PM
Koi pleas don't post pics of WM's snacks on here.:p

koi
March 9th, 2007, 03:50 PM
I should have done a before and after pic :D

yousickf'ingbastard
March 9th, 2007, 03:54 PM
ok how can you say that this is not sexy :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/roadkill.jpg

is it me or does that image make anybody else feel really horny?

koi
March 9th, 2007, 03:55 PM
I am more than horny ,I had to take of my dress and put on my rubber mask :D

Aphrodite
March 9th, 2007, 05:24 PM
A transvestite AND a gimp?

I bet you have an interesting wardrobe :p

koi
March 9th, 2007, 05:27 PM
I am male I dont have a wardrobe I just leave everthing on the floor :D

Aphrodite
March 9th, 2007, 06:59 PM
I dont mean a literal wardrobe, I mean a collection of outfits you transvestite gimp :p

koi
March 10th, 2007, 12:09 PM
LOL I have been called a pervert and a scat man and now I am a transvestite gimp :D

yousickf'ingbastard
March 10th, 2007, 12:10 PM
I dont mean a literal wardrobe, I mean a collection of outfits you transvestite gimp :p

that i gotta see. guiness gotta have a record for that

zooworker
March 10th, 2007, 01:44 PM
LOL I have been called a pervert and a scat man and now I am a transvestite gimp :D
I guess it's what you call being a man of many ways.:)

Aphrodite
March 10th, 2007, 05:26 PM
that i gotta see. guiness gotta have a record for that

They would have if the guiness officials hadnt been too shit scared to go into Kois house

yousickf'ingbastard
March 10th, 2007, 05:30 PM
besides having the most porn covered wallpaper, i'm sure koi involve the judges in setting some sex records

Aphrodite
March 10th, 2007, 06:00 PM
Only the blonde ones ;)

koi
March 11th, 2007, 01:28 PM
as well you know :D

Aphrodite
March 11th, 2007, 06:33 PM
You been dreaming about me again? :p

yousickf'ingbastard
March 11th, 2007, 08:57 PM
who hasn't?

Aphrodite
March 11th, 2007, 09:14 PM
:D

Was it the stripclub one or the nurse one again? :p

yousickf'ingbastard
March 11th, 2007, 09:16 PM
i was a little drunk so had both. then hands started coming out of your mouth ripping me apart. i found it really erotic and terrifying. then i woke up covered in my own piss

Aphrodite
March 11th, 2007, 09:24 PM
Thats sooo romantic :p

yousickf'ingbastard
March 11th, 2007, 09:27 PM
girlfriend didn't like it. i just told her she was having a telepathic wet dream

Aphrodite
March 11th, 2007, 09:39 PM
...and she fell for that?

yousickf'ingbastard
March 11th, 2007, 09:41 PM
it was easy. how do you think she's still with me ;) drugs i tell ya :D

Aphrodite
March 11th, 2007, 09:57 PM
You drug your girlfriend so she has to stay with you?



Thats genius ;)

koi
March 12th, 2007, 11:55 AM
I thought that is what everyone did but :D

yousickf'ingbastard
March 12th, 2007, 04:00 PM
giving her viagra gets her really horny. i just take it so i can go out in public with a constant hard on.

Aphrodite
March 12th, 2007, 05:18 PM
Yeah yeah, a likely story...:p

zooworker
April 12th, 2007, 04:28 PM
Hi Aph, where you been?

Aphrodite
April 12th, 2007, 05:38 PM
Away for Easter but Im back now so everyone can dry their tears :D

OzMan
April 13th, 2007, 12:38 AM
Away for Easter but Im back now so everyone can dry their tears :D

I've heard of the 12 days of Christmas, but do you Poms have 2-week holidays for Easter, as well??;)

Aphrodite
April 13th, 2007, 01:57 PM
NO, just me :p

Beer_Monkey
April 13th, 2007, 02:20 PM
woooooooooo

What bout me aph?

Aphrodite
April 13th, 2007, 02:50 PM
Oh yeah, and Monkey :P

koi
April 18th, 2007, 11:08 AM
not me ...........:D

koi
May 12th, 2007, 11:36 AM
I will have to bring this thread back I have no reason other than the fact that I am spamming :D

Aphrodite
May 12th, 2007, 07:30 PM
Thats a shit reason, but you chose a great thread so I forgive you :p

zooworker
May 12th, 2007, 07:32 PM
How did your computer have a melt down aph?
Glad your back....;)

Aphrodite
May 12th, 2007, 07:55 PM
I was messing around with the back of it and suddenly there was this loud bang, a flash, and an electric burning smell and the lights went out cos Id blown the fuse.

Its really annoying cos Ive lost hundreds of pics, bookmarks and other stuff Id been collecting for years including all my porn from the porn threads :(

On the good side though, I now have a sparky new computer with 19" flatscreen which is much better than my old crappy monitor....not so sure whether I like windows vista yet though...

zooworker
May 12th, 2007, 07:58 PM
I was messing around with the back of it and suddenly there was this loud bang, a flash, and an electric burning smell and the lights went out cos Id blown the fuse.

Its really annoying cos Ive lost hundreds of pics, bookmarks and other stuff Id been collecting for years including all my porn from the porn threads :(

On the good side though, I now have a sparky new computer with 19" flatscreen which is much better than my old crappy monitor....not so sure whether I like windows vista yet though...
Maybe I should try that, I sure could use a new one. Mine is about 5 years old. But I'd probably fry myself instead.:rolleyes:

Aphrodite
May 12th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Accidently on purpose spill a drink over it - that works well too, and I should know, thats how I got through 3 keyboards last year :D

zooworker
May 12th, 2007, 08:08 PM
Hahaha....done that , but it's the potato chip crumbs that really wreck havoc after awhile.

Aphrodite
May 12th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Does it make a 'crunch' sound every time you press the keys?

zooworker
May 12th, 2007, 08:16 PM
Sometimes , but after awhile the grease mmakess ttthe keeeyyyss bouunce mmmoreee/

Aphrodite
May 12th, 2007, 08:30 PM
So its all good then :p

koi
May 13th, 2007, 12:42 AM
I want a new lap top but my GF wont let me she says there are more important thing to buy :( bitch :p

zooworker
May 13th, 2007, 03:18 PM
I want a new lap top but my GF wont let me she says there are more important thing to buy :( bitch :p
Like diamonds and stuff , huh.......:(

Beer_Monkey
May 13th, 2007, 03:55 PM
i took vista off mine lol

Aphrodite
May 13th, 2007, 04:30 PM
Why whats wrong with Vista?


*waits for the onslaught* :D

turtletime
May 13th, 2007, 05:20 PM
Like diamonds and stuff , huh.......:(

yuck...diamonds suck. :( i know, i'm a freak!! :rolleyes:

Aphrodite
May 13th, 2007, 05:35 PM
Your husband must be relieved :p


I have a diamond solitare ring which I lurve :cool:

turtletime
May 13th, 2007, 06:35 PM
Your husband must be relieved :p


I have a diamond solitare ring which I lurve :cool:


he's very relieved!! i'm a sapphire girl instead! ;)

zooworker
May 13th, 2007, 06:37 PM
he's very relieved!! i'm a sapphire girl instead! ;)
Me too my girl Loves opals.

Aphrodite
May 14th, 2007, 06:42 PM
I love my solitaire the most, but I would never turn down any jewelry that someone was nice enough to buy me. :cool:

CureForEmo
May 14th, 2007, 08:35 PM
but I would never turn down any jewelry that someone was nice enough to buy me. :cool:

I'll never believe that line again. Somebody once told me that and then got pissed about the glow in the dark star ring I got her out of the gumball machine at the grocery store. whatever.

eminem
May 17th, 2007, 02:30 PM
:D :D ........... :rolleyes:

Beer_Monkey
May 17th, 2007, 03:29 PM
No Fucking way ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

koi
June 14th, 2007, 02:05 PM
Here you go Aph your thread is back :D

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 02:49 PM
No Fucking way ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^OMG I cant believe eminem logged in and I wasnt here and missed it :eek:

Here you go Aph your thread is back :D

Its not as good as the oringinal, but sequels never are...:p

Thanks Koi though for finding it - it must have been pages back in r+r by now;)

koi
June 14th, 2007, 02:50 PM
It took me many many nights of searching but I got it and I not need thanks just slutty sex with you and 3 other women will do :D

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 03:11 PM
How about a months free trial of Blockbuster Online? :p

koi
June 14th, 2007, 03:12 PM
no thanks you cant give them away , your knickers will do I can auction on the forum

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 03:26 PM
What about 2 litre drink, popcorn and sweets?

koi
June 14th, 2007, 03:27 PM
I will take the drink but I hate popcorn and it depends on what sweets

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 03:39 PM
Peanut M&Ms?

koi
June 14th, 2007, 03:41 PM
ok its a deal but you best have the goods because I am going to win :D

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 03:55 PM
Dont count on it buddy ;)

koi
June 14th, 2007, 03:57 PM
what you are not going to give me all the food when I win , my mum would call you a bad lossier and tell me not to play with you again

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 04:06 PM
I meant dont count on it that you are going to win :rolleyes: :D

koi
June 14th, 2007, 04:08 PM
I am going to win I bet you I will win $15 says I will win:D

Aphrodite
June 14th, 2007, 04:13 PM
Ill take that bet and you better log in to your paypal account now loser :p

koi
June 14th, 2007, 04:21 PM
how did you know I have a pay pal account have you been going through my bins again , I told you about that last time :D

TED
June 16th, 2007, 04:53 PM
yay my thread is still going lol :)

Aphrodite
June 16th, 2007, 05:03 PM
Its come back from the dead more often than Dracula :p


Hi stranger :D

TED
June 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM
hello .......................

Lomithrandel
June 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM
sup home slice

Aphrodite
June 16th, 2007, 05:14 PM
So is this just a one night wonder, or are staying for a while?

koi
June 17th, 2007, 02:25 AM
it will be a one night wonder just :D

OzMan
June 17th, 2007, 02:32 AM
it will be a one night wonder just :D

So says the expert on one-night wonders...;)

koi
June 17th, 2007, 02:41 AM
have you been speaking to aph :D

OzMan
June 17th, 2007, 03:00 AM
have you been speaking to aph :D

No need to. It's pretty much common knowledge. All of those broken-hearted sheep. And koi has pretty much destroyed the "virgin wool" market for the entire EU ;)

koi
June 17th, 2007, 04:32 AM
I have never broke a sheep hart as the saying goes a sheep is for life not just for a shag :D

Aphrodite
June 17th, 2007, 03:47 PM
Thats so romantic Koi :p

TED
June 17th, 2007, 03:51 PM
Kio !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you still here lol :D

Aphrodite
June 17th, 2007, 03:54 PM
Ive given him a new nickname of koily minogue :D

koi
June 18th, 2007, 10:20 AM
Kio !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you still here lol :D

Yes still here and still got no porn :mad:
glad to see you back

Aphrodite
June 18th, 2007, 06:10 PM
I reading through the first Aph thread today - some funny shit in there :p


It made me miss Yus though....

yousickf'ingbastard
June 20th, 2007, 09:14 AM
I reading through the first Aph thread today - some funny shit in there :p


It made me miss Yus though....

that thought just gave me a boner aph, thanks :)

zooworker
June 20th, 2007, 09:16 AM
Welcome back Ysfb, how was the road trip?

yousickf'ingbastard
June 20th, 2007, 09:20 AM
i got back a couple of weeks ago. not much happened. got pulled over by the cops which is not surprising. broke up with my girlfriend and ran into a parked car over the weekend while rollerblading. thats all i can say until i can speak to my lawyer. :rolleyes:

zooworker
June 20th, 2007, 09:25 AM
i got back a couple of weeks ago. not much happened. got pulled over by the cops which is not surprising. broke up with my girlfriend and ran into a parked car over the weekend while rollerblading. thats all i can say until i can speak to my lawyer. :rolleyes:
Was the car hurt bad?:p