I'm kind of back... well not really.

[Lomithrandel]

So here is the deal peoples and rodents. I have been the only AM at my store for a couple months now and the amount of extra hours I have had to put in is massive. They had to give me a substantial raise to keep me, I was actually planning on moving back to B.C. on the 15th earlier this month. So I haven't really had time to come on here and shoot the shit with you guys and lasses. We have a new AM starting next month just before I go on vacation though so I should have some more free time, as well as a lot less hair being pulled out.

I am also officially training for a promotion to SM, in about 6 months or so I should be taking on a 6000-7000 transaction/week store. I also bought a new car, a 2007 focus, my beautiful pussy wagon will be driving the chicks wild :D.

I also see that the site is a little less wrought with stinky spam, if my eye doth not deceive me I might come around a little more regularly and dish out my wisdom in the form of the occasional donkey punch :D.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Didn't know you left :p

Hardy har har. Glad your not in jail. That was my first guess. You stuck working was a very close second though :D

[Lomithrandel]

I see you are hard for me by your avatar, I should have you know I don't swing that way ;).

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I got nothing but love for ya lomi. I was peaking behind you staring at the bikini clad lesbians spread eagle on your new car :D

[Lomithrandel]

Hands off brotha they iz my hoes. Maybe if you are good I'll loan em out to you sometime hehe.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Women aren't objects! They are people too! People that need to be naked at all times and serving me 24/7 :D

[Aphrodite]

Thats great news Lomi :D

It'll be nice having you back on the forum again Bastard Prince ;)

[Aphrodite]

Women aren't objects! They are people too! People that need to be naked at all times and serving me 24/7 :D

Tread Carefully Yus ;)

[Lomithrandel]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/shakethatass.html

*dances to the muzik*

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Tread Carefully Yus ;)

i meant that comment in the nicest way possible :rolleyes:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/shakethatass.html

*dances to the muzik*

i really feel like having sex right now

i'll see you guys later

[URBAN_COWBOY]

For some reason I hear AC/DC playing in the background. ***Back in Black.

Ladies and Gentleman I give you, The Man, The Myth, The Legend:



LLLOOOMMMIIII!!!!!

welcome back!!! There are some n00bs in dire need of a donkey punch or 8.

[zooworker]

Good to see you well, and back in true form. God knows we could have used your donkey punch around here a few times.:D

[OzMan]

It's about time you showed your face, you fucking Canuck.

SoCal needs all the oil the can get. Got any to spare??;)

[Lomithrandel]

Send up some of those hot beach bunnies and we will think about it :D.

[sar94pga]

:) welcome back Lomi!!!

[Lomithrandel]

I feel a tear coming to my eye, such a warm re-welcoming. :D

[sar94pga]

I feel a tear coming to my eye, such a warm re-welcoming. :D

**hands Lomi a tissue and offers a hug**

[Lomithrandel]

*Takes a handful of sars bum in the embrace*

:D

I'm encouragable.

[rk237]

Whoa, hey there Lomi. :cool:

[Lomithrandel]

Those tentacles look kind of slimy.

[Aphrodite]

Its not the tentacles you need to worry about - its the fangs :p

[rk237]

Those tentacles look kind of slimy.

Yeah. Makes crossing the street in the rain a difficult and dangerous task.

[OzMan]

Yeah. Makes crossing the street in the rain a difficult and dangerous task.

Funny, I thought 8 million drivers who couldn't drive in it made crossing the street in the rain a difficult and dangerous task;)

Good thing you haven't had to worry about that for, what, 5 months??

[rk237]

Funny, I thought 8 million drivers who couldn't drive in it made crossing the street in the rain a difficult and dangerous task;)

Good thing you haven't had to worry about that for, what, 5 months??

Touché. :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

Funny, I thought 8 million drivers who couldn't drive in it made crossing the street in the raid a difficult and dangerous task..


Crossing the street in the raiD?

That DOES sound dangerous ;)

[OzMan]

Crossing the street in the raiD?

That DOES sound dangerous ;)

Worked for Churchill.

Can I blame it on this damned pesky keyboard with the D and N next to each other??

(Waits whilst everyone looks at their keyboards ;) )

[Aphrodite]

No sorry, theres no getting out of it :D

[AmazonBitch]

So here is the deal peoples and rodents. I have been the only AM at my store for a couple months now and the amount of extra hours I have had to put in is massive. They had to give me a substantial raise to keep me, I was actually planning on moving back to B.C. on the 15th earlier this month. So I haven't really had time to come on here and shoot the shit with you guys and lasses. We have a new AM starting next month just before I go on vacation though so I should have some more free time, as well as a lot less hair being pulled out.

I am also officially training for a promotion to SM, in about 6 months or so I should be taking on a 6000-7000 transaction/week store. I also bought a new car, a 2007 focus, my beautiful pussy wagon will be driving the chicks wild :D.

I also see that the site is a little less wrought with stinky spam, if my eye doth not deceive me I might come around a little more regularly and dish out my wisdom in the form of the occasional donkey punch :D.

Yo. :cool:

[Lomithrandel]

lol the bitch is cool as ever.

[Blockbusterblonde]

I'm kind of back... well not really.

Same here. ;)

[Aphrodite]

I would make you a welcome back thread too, but youll probably leave again before you even see it. :D

[Lomithrandel]

Well it needs to be worth my while to stick around, if you get my drift ;).

[Blockbusterblonde]

I would make you a welcome back thread too, but youll probably leave again before you even see it. :D

Second day and still here Queenie ;)

[Aphrodite]

Heh, so I see. :D

No need to make a thread now, someone beat me too it ;)