Porno Clips

[Beer_Monkey]

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[Aphrodite]

I voted 'licking his lips' :p

[the boy wonder uk]

No way...he wanted scat.

[Aphrodite]

I was actually going to vote for the hands in pants one, but the mental imagery was too scary :(

[the boy wonder uk]

ooohhhhhh! *BW shudders at the thought*

[Aphrodite]

You see my point :p

[Beer_Monkey]

that is bad very bad

[Aphrodite]

The Americans wont get the full scariness effect since they think that pants are trousers :D

[Beer_Monkey]

*shudders*

[Blockbusterblonde]

Hands down pants. ;)

[koi]

LOL I was doing both :D

[Blockbusted]

What's the point of wearing pants Koi? Why don't you just go around nude? You could stick your hand down there at anytime and not make people wonder what you're doing.

Do it in the soup aisle, with all the old ladies to stand there looking at you under their purple hats. That's right, do it right in front of those bitches known as the Purple Hat Club! They just think they're so much better than everyone, just because they can afford fancy clothes and food. The FUCKERS!

Andrew-

[the boy wonder uk]

What's the point of wearing pants Koi? Why don't you just go around nude? You could stick your hand down there at anytime and not make people wonder what you're doing.

Do it in the soup aisle, with all the old ladies to stand there looking at you under their purple hats. That's right, do it right in front of those bitches known as the Purple Hat Club! They just think they're so much better than everyone, just because they can afford fancy clothes and food. The FUCKERS!

Andrew-

wtf????????????

[Adornedatom]

wtf????????????

Blockbusted is living vicariously through Koi. ;)

[Blockbusted]

So, blaming the Purple Hat Club is peanut butter. If jellyfish are smothered with mayonnaise, does that mean that pickles are blue?

Andrew-

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think i saw a tit! it's been so long since i've seen porn on this forum :(

[Aphrodite]

The only tit in this thread is the n00b in the post above yours....;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The only tit in this thread is the n00b in the post above yours....;)

your right, it looks round and supple with a little bit of whip cream on top :D

[Aphrodite]

Still missing the porn threads Yus ? :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The right hand and I just aren't working out, fallen on bad times :(

[Aphrodite]

Sorry to hear that :p

I know a good forum for porn....;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

but it wouldn't be the same. we had porns for all types. fat ugly thin pretty hairy shaved dumb smart hippy 70's big tits small tits no tits back tits cankles fuglies dumpies trannies grannies :rolleyes: fannies blond crooked teeth no teeth perfect teeth, how i miss them all :cool:

[Aphrodite]

I dont miss the grannies or the trailer sluts :p


..but I get your point.

[Blockbusted]

Why wouldn't you miss the trailer sluts? They're a staple part of the moving house community. Without trailer sluts, who will be able to give a mullet-headed man with a six pack of Bud' and a shotgun a blowjob.

No one that's who.

Andrew-

[koi]

I dont miss the grannies or the trailer sluts :p


..but I get your point.

we will all miss the grannies :(;)

[Blockbusterblonde]

Fuck no. Bring on the man porn ;)

[koi]

:eek::eek::eek: MAN PORN :eek:

[Blockbusterblonde]

Yea.

Tanned naked men with fit sinewy bodies and sixpack abs.

;)

[koi]

you wont burnt oily men with beer , there is hope for me yet :D

[Aphrodite]

I dont think thats the kind of sixpack she was meaning :p

[koi]

but its the best six pack a man can have :D

[Aphrodite]

I can assure you that is NOT true Koi :p

[koi]

what would you prefer six pack or 12 inches :D :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i got you beat. i have a six pack and a half with a 12 incher when down :D

[Aphrodite]

Nine beers and a ruler? :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Nine beers and a ruler? :p

nine beers and 2 rulers :cool: