GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY Part Duex

[johnlow71]

:cool: dedicated to my friend ZOO.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/He219/dailypix/militarypix/31077163.jpg



AND WITH THAT THE THREAD IS UP UP AND AWAYYYY@%@

[johnlow71]

http://www3.sympatico.ca/adamdz/sataniswatching.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/5002/WilliamKatt.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/fake2.jpg


LONG LIVE THE THREAD PART DUEX!!!!!!!

[zooworker]

Thanks John!!

The Hand of God
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/handofgod.jpg

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/scary_models_06.jpg

[turtletime]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/103finger902380.jpg

oh well, i'll post it here anyhow as well...want's the worst that can happen? I'll be accused of trying to bolster my post count?? :D

guilty as charged!

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/40_g.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/42_g.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/biber.jpg


welp no more woodchucking for this little guy.

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/ouchmoto.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/snake.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.rob.com/pic/weird/escargot.jpg

[zooworker]

I think the snail pic was the best,:D

[turtletime]

I think the snail pic was the best,:D

my son walked by as that one opened...busted out laughing...:)

[zooworker]

World Worst Drivers' Convention

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/177chainaccident90580.jpg

[zooworker]

Little smoker

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/0105.jpg

[turtletime]

http://www.funny.com/_fc/0/1/fn.6621.jpg

what a morAn!!

[Blockbusted]

"Hello, my name's Dubya Bush, why can't I see out of this binonculars!"

George W. Bush-

[turtletime]

"Hello, my name's Dubya Bush, why can't I see out of this binonculars!"

George W. Bush-

and this is supposedly the head honcho in charge??? :eek:

[Blockbusted]

Well, you know nowadays that any retarded person can be president.

Andrew-

[turtletime]

Well, you know nowadays that any retarded person can be president.

Andrew-

:D obviously! but, i think he's probably more inbred than anything. I mean, even the mentally impaired can make some good decisions. the Shrub, well, he just can't!

[Blockbusted]

I guess he rides the Short Air Force One to work everyday...

Andrew-

[turtletime]

http://www.dubyasdeepthoughts.com/dubya/images/funny/bush_internets.jpg

[turtletime]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/nicenap.jpg

ok, gotta stop hijacking the thread with bush is a morAn ideas!! :) :D

what a cute kitty cat!!

[Blockbusted]

I can imagine a day in the Oval Office...

Dubya - Alright, the telephone is trying to get my attention...Better pick it up.
Secret Service - Sir...that's a banana.
Dubya - Shush, I'm on the phone with Iraqistan.

Andrew-

[turtletime]

I can imagine a day in the Oval Office...

Dubya - Alright, the telephone is trying to get my attention...Better pick it up.
Secret Service - Sir...that's a banana.
Dubya - Shush, I'm on the phone with Iraqistan.

Andrew-

LOL! I would believe that one!!

[Blockbusted]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/TwistedDesigner/Funny%20Stuff/zombiesurvivalkit.jpg

[Blockbusted]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/TwistedDesigner/gunpresident.jpg

"Time to terminate the Rebels!"

Andrew-

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cute_animal_baby_14.jpg

[zooworker]

Rare Parrot Flower
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/bitscared/parrot.jpg

[sar94pga]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/anorexicbarbie.jpg

[zooworker]

sorryy.....i fucked up....be back with the REAL pic in a moment..............
Damn not fast enough with my qote button

[zooworker]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/anorexicbarbie.jpg
Paris Hilton version?

[sar94pga]

Paris Hilton version?

lol, more like lindsay lohan....

[sar94pga]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/0468.jpg

[zooworker]

Smoke Angel
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/smokeangel_usaf.jpg

[sar94pga]

for turtle :)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/paintkids.jpg

[zooworker]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/0468.jpg
Hey put that in my signs thread:D

[sar94pga]

for the people that live in the north...........

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/pict-snowy-road-1.jpg

[sar94pga]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/reflection-water-house-6976.jpg

[zooworker]

For those who live real far north
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/icebergs_001.jpg

[sar94pga]

i think this is just pretty..........

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/splash-rebound-8739c.jpg

[sar94pga]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/splash-martini-8793.jpg


neato....

[sar94pga]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/tr14.jpg

[turtletime]

for turtle :)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/paintkids.jpg

ya read my mind!! I saw that one earlier and about cried!! I could so see that happening! :)

[turtletime]

would hate to be that guy!!!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f366/ImageReality/Lighthouse.jpg

[turtletime]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/shaggy_online2001/01280095.jpg

[johnlow71]

wow good stuff people, small golf clap from jlow.

[johnlow71]

Paris Hilton version?



nope try again and your winner is nicole ritchie.

[zooworker]

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/Beautiful_Scenes_4.jpg

[zooworker]

FUCK OFF, I'M TIRED
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/mrmeow.jpg

[johnlow71]

lol one of my cats has that cut, the lion cut.brb ill post it.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/bad_weather_23.jpg

[johnlow71]

good 1 zoo, i love that. brb.

[johnlow71]

my kittieshttp://myspace-063.vo.llnwd.net/00192/36/00/192090063_l.jpg



http://myspace-922.vo.llnwd.net/100192/22/94/192324922_l.jpg

[zooworker]

aww, so cute

[johnlow71]

http://myspace-922.vo.llnwd.net/00192/22/94/192324922_l.jpg

[zooworker]

Lightning Strike
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cool_lightning_09.jpg

Up Close View
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cool_lightning_10.jpg

Even Closer
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cool_lightning_11.jpg

[johnlow71]

you wanna see some cool stuff check out the 911 memorial lights.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/vintage_games_01.jpg

[zooworker]

Future BBI Customer
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_stuff_10.jpg

[turtletime]

Future BBI Customer
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_stuff_10.jpg

sadly enough, I have a pic of my daughter with that same look...course, her's is because it's dinner time...therefore, that picture will not be showing up here!! :)

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/bikesafetyquiz.jpg

[johnlow71]

yes :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DraconianSM]

November.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/offps35.jpg

[johnlow71]

nice drac........................

[zooworker]

Priceless Education

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/210priceless23040.jpg

[zooworker]

The Sex Mechanism

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/1116men-women0219890.jpg

[Beer_Monkey]

November.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/offps35.jpg

I hate you :D

[the boy wonder uk]

November.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/offps35.jpg

With a lot of luck

[Blockbusted]

OH MY GOD IT'S SATAN!

Andrew-

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/j/jlg/60.jpg

i love this, could be the new screen saver for the year.

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/t/triphammer/66.jpg

[zooworker]

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/012.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/p/PaminLudington/20.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/p/pmarella/3164.jpg

[zooworker]

Going To Die

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/dea9398soon.jpg

[zooworker]

Redneck Christmas Tree

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/67cans2397849257.jpg

[johnlow71]

wow that snowman picture is the shit.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/home_school_13.jpg

[johnlow71]

lol thats one of my favs and also the kitty pointing the rifle out of a window as a sniper kitty.

[johnlow71]

first off i just gotta say thank you zoo as im still laughing at the snowman picture which is now my screensaver forever.http://cerebro.xu.edu/~ryanr/images/id_hit_it_clinton6.jpg

[zooworker]

What yellow spot?

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cuddly_wuddly_02.jpg

[turtletime]

http://www.picture.com/pics2/web/1924507.jpg

Turtle is getting published with this pic!!! :D

[Morbid Angel]

November :p

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/blightning/fea_phil_hdrw.png

[sar94pga]

Going To Die

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/dea9398soon.jpg

OMG. that is the funniest thing i have EVER seen!!!!!

[johnlow71]

i know i already gave him huge props for that 1. its now my screensaver forever.

[zooworker]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/blone039fie.jpg

[Lomithrandel]

http://www.sfondideldesktop.com/Images-Nature/Animals/Animal-Funny/Animal-Funny-0004/Animal-Funny-0004.jpg

[zooworker]

Only In China

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/450china0580.jpg

[johnlow71]

hahahahahahahahaha holy crap.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cat_serve.jpg

[johnlow71]

good 1 zoo, one of your best!!!

[DraconianSM]

Only In China

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/450china0580.jpg

I can't tell what I'm looking at...is that a kid or an animal riding the tricycle?:confused:

[DraconianSM]

...And here is some in-game footage from a couple PS3 games in development:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/resistance-fall-of-man-200609140047.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/lair-screen-20060327004958573.jpg

How long are you gonna have to wait, Beer Monkey? Sorry, that was a low blow.:D

[zooworker]

Cool pics Drac, and that is a kid looking behind him at the traffic. I think he wants to make a lane change.

[johnlow71]

dammmm that game looks good.

[zooworker]

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/Kitty.jpg

[johnlow71]

seen that 1 before, its a good 1.

[zooworker]

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/spy.jpg

[johnlow71]

thats shits too real looking.

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Random_sept27_08.jpg

[johnlow71]

wow nice 1.

[the boy wonder uk]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_Sept21_027.jpg

John Antioco?

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/nature_photography_035.jpg

[zooworker]

Time warp?
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_sept28_31.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/375/2730/f/8886-The-Running-Man-1.jpg

[koi]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/kassysback/89148836.jpg

[koi]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/kassysback/pussymouse.gif

[johnlow71]

nice koi, good 1's.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/kassysback/pussymouse.gif

hey that looks like a ooooohhhhhhh :cool:

[Aphrodite]

Koi + Photo thread = porno

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_sept29_06.jpg

[zooworker]

cool advertisement
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cool_ad_007.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/k/kimmyjo221/491.jpg

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_Sept21_028.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://usera.imagecave.com/dubbya_sucks/cartruck.jpg

[zooworker]

That scene is not unusal around here:cool:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i was trying to race koi, but he cheated :eek:

[zooworker]

i was trying to race koi, but he cheated :eek:
You should learn to park better
http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0015-0306-0114-1522_SM.jpg (http://www.acclaimimages.com/usepolicy.html)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i was just following koi

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3324/1061/1600/yes__i_am_a_bad_driver.3.jpg (http://itsadamnshame.blogspot.com/2006/01/looking-for-exit-101.html)

[zooworker]

i was just following koi

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3324/1061/1600/yes__i_am_a_bad_driver.3.jpg (http://itsadamnshame.blogspot.com/2006/01/looking-for-exit-101.html)
Looks like WM got you again:eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Looks like WM got you again:eek:

her ass has its own gravitational pull

[zooworker]

Don't try this at home kids.......
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Random_sept27_03.jpg

[zooworker]

Is it safe yet?
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/animals_002.jpg

[zooworker]

Thought I had the parking brake on!
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_1006_021.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://flakmag.com/tv/images/fudgems.jpg


OOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUDGEMSSSSSSSSSS

[johnlow71]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/Cocaine_228x314.jpg

anybody see this crap yet, sad thing is kids and stupid ass young adults will drink themselves to death even quicker now.

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/b/bigsid/38.jpg

[zooworker]

I won't even comment on this one......:D
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cats_035.jpg

[johnlow71]

hahahahehehehehe

[zooworker]

A little over done.......
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/wtfzor_08.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/girlsandcorpsesthisissexy-88f.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/insaneillusion-6b0.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/bkstastynewburger-c72.jpg

[igniteice]

I won't even comment on this one......:D
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/cats_035.jpg

You can clearly see a collection of pussy pictures on the left page of her journal, and the start of a poem about her pussy on the right. Honestly, I don't think there is anything wrong with her having a notebook full of pussy material. She clearly loves her pussy, and her pussy looks nice enough. I would like to question whether or not she's holding her pussy between her legs... she may not be letting it breathe properly.

Btw, no sick jokes please.

[zooworker]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/insaneillusion-6b0.jpg
Damnit!!! Stop them from moving.......

[zooworker]

Good Stuff

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/we24lsa.jpg

[zooworker]

BURGER KINGS NEW .99 MENU
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/little_burger_007.jpg

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/little_burger_008.jpg

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/little_burger_009.jpg

[Meltdown]

Avenue of the Giants, CA.
http://wegger.smugmug.com/photos/27564117-L.jpg

Looking back to the Eastern approach of the Sustenpass in Switzerland
http://frizzy.smugmug.com/photos/8254994-L.jpg

Petra, Jordan
http://www.rrr.de/%7Ephil/reisen/19974israel+jordanien/pic/petra.jpg

Canyonlands UT, southern entrance
http://photos31.flickr.com/36647969_a295e05773.jpg

[Meltdown]

Pattadakkal, India
http://auslander.smugmug.com/photos/19227507-L.jpg

Passo dello Stelvio, Italy http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1333/6stelviosnakeitalyeurope5ny.jpg

[zooworker]

Passo dello Stelvio, Italy http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1333/6stelviosnakeitalyeurope5ny.jpg
I wonder how many cars are at the bottom of that mountain, Oh how I would love to drive that one on my motorcycle,

[johnlow71]

i like that picture too. the other one i like is that first one with the tall trees.

man those fkers are big, makes you feel kinda small standing in the middle of those trees.

[Meltdown]

i like that picture too. the other one i like is that first one with the tall trees.

man those fkers are big, makes you feel kinda small standing in the middle of those trees.

If you look carefully there is a motorcycle parked at the base of one of those trees. Good for a sense of perspective.

[Meltdown]

I wonder how many cars are at the bottom of that mountain, Oh how I would love to drive that one on my motorcycle,

Yeah, I have a motorcycle as well. Hence all of the pictures of roads. Although I've been so busy lately that it has been gathering dust in my garage...think I'll clean it up tomorrow and head out for a ride. Just the ticket.

[Meltdown]

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//b/exams.jpg

[Meltdown]

http://tesseract.smugmug.com/photos/102314786-L.jpg

http://bmiddleton.smugmug.com/photos/102206949-L.jpg

http://www.digital-photo.com.au/gallery/d/4612-1/Juan-Mann-Free-Hugs-IMG_7668.jpg

http://tippiepics.smugmug.com/photos/101350226-L.jpg

[Meltdown]

http://brettmallard.smugmug.com/photos/102115452-L.jpg

http://www.fototime.com/DD2F5B014ED02A6/orig.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Airedale1/painter3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/viperx27/CRW_402901copy.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.wildwood.ukwebz.com/Gallery/fullsize/g01.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/iwouldhatetosaymyaddress-aa5.jpg

[johnlow71]

omg lol...................

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it took me forever to get this joke :D

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3324/1061/1600/beaver.jpg (http://itsadamnshame.blogspot.com/2006/10/laugh-4-weeks-in-making.html)

[johnlow71]

yea that red x thing still boggles my mind too.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

click the pic

[igniteice]

hahaha... awesome!

[johnlow71]

hahah good one.

[zooworker]

it took me forever to get this joke :D

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3324/1061/1600/beaver.jpg (http://itsadamnshame.blogspot.com/2006/10/laugh-4-weeks-in-making.html)
Good one! :D

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/crack-sandwich-beb.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/wanna-buy-a-big-dick-0ec.jpg

This guy has guts:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/this-guy-has-guts-c02.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/street-sign-to-remember-273.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/do-it-yourselfer-6de.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/would-you-drink-this-65d.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/everybody-like-fish--861.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/babys-got-blue-eyes-292.jpg

[zooworker]

Nuns Off-Duty

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/356nuns903827890375903.jpgFigured it out?

[johnlow71]

nice drac, i love spongebob even more now. good 1 zoo.

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/t/tonyole/61.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/7/70023venus/705.jpg

love this.

[johnlow71]

http://www.looptard.com/pics/bullrunning.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.looptard.com/pics/FieldTrip.jpg

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/rand_1005_01.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/idiot-ef0.jpg

[zooworker]

US resumes Nuke testing in
North Korea
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/nuclear_explosions_010.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

US resumes Nuke testing in
North Korea
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/nuclear_explosions_010.jpg

looks like another one of wicked mistress's farts

[zooworker]

looks like another one of wicked mistress's farts
This is more like her's probably
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/bomb_drop_5.gif

[yousickf'ingbastard]

This is more like her's probably
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/bomb_drop_5.gif

http://www.boogiefreaks.com/Cat_In_The_Hat_Hit_It.jpg

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/unprobable_places_011.jpg
What's strange, the tracks are well maintained and used.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/645baby_beer.jpg

[igniteice]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/babys-got-blue-eyes-292.jpg

My signature is more appropriate now, more than ever.

[zooworker]

Is this gay Basketball?
http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/club393sand.jpg

[johnlow71]

Y E S

[zooworker]

Insufficient Warning

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/155lion856762.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Urban Cowboy posing for this poster

http://brandautopsy.typepad.com/brandautopsy/images/texas_bbq_festival_1.jpg

[zooworker]

Squirrel's Drink

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/sq922beer.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Urban Cowboy posing for this poster

http://brandautopsy.typepad.com/brandautopsy/images/texas_bbq_festival_1.jpg
Cowboy In A Gay Bar




A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.

"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your weewee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give
me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

[johnlow71]

hahahahahaha thats great.

[zooworker]

Who's land is it really?
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/native_americans_015.jpg

[johnlow71]

exactly zoo.

[zooworker]

Native Americans Strike Back with Casinos!
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/casino1.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Happy Bithday!!!

Whos cake is this I wonder???

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1194031/badbirthdaycake.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Happy Bithday!!!

Whos cake is this I wonder???

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1194031/badbirthdaycake.jpg

Its gotta be wicked's :D

[Aphrodite]

Its faaar too nice to be wickeds.

Hers would just be a big pile of dogshit with a flaming twig stuck in.

..besides, its got to be a guys cake

[zooworker]

Pissed Off Tree

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/pd090384tree.jpg

[johnlow71]

hahaahahahahahahah

[Aphrodite]

All dressed up for halloween..

aawwww look at the wittle kitty - its soooo cute :D


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1194031/kitfrog.jpg

[johnlow71]

nice aphro, very cute.

[Aphrodite]

This ones NOT so cute...:D

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1194031/yoda_dog.jpg

[DraconianSM]

I love it Aph!:D

here are some vacation photos of the CN Tower and a car:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/awesome-picture-of-the-cn-tower-in-.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/there-is-a-car-in-this-picture-e5d.jpg

[DraconianSM]

:eek: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/he-broke-is-ankle-023.jpg
Ouch!

[DraconianSM]

"in-game" shot from PS3's Gran Turismo:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/gran-turismo-hd-20061019041333801.jpg

[yousickf'ingbastard]

"in-game" shot from PS3's Gran Turismo:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/gran-turismo-hd-20061019041333801.jpg

its so clear i can see big foot in the mountains

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The best picture yet!

http://www.all-creatures.org/pica/glf-mantis-27b.jpg

http://www.lamarihuana.com/fotos/data/527/6483Shrek_smoking_weed.jpg

[Aphrodite]

"in-game" shot from PS3's Gran Turismo:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/gran-turismo-hd-20061019041333801.jpg

I think I can see Lomitraitors hut from here :p

[johnlow71]

good stuff yusif.

[Aphrodite]

Hey, thats MY name for him.........why is everyone using that now???

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you pick the cool names :D

[zooworker]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/2027.jpg

[DraconianSM]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/2027.jpg

All I see is a red "X"????:confused:

Here's another pic:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/truck.jpg

[Aphrodite]

I bet that man wishes he never bet his teenage son 10 bucks he could fit both cars in the garage :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

the motorcycle had the spot already so he had to park it somewhere :D

[Aphrodite]

Look on the bright side...


...at least it wont get wet when it rains now :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

just a few buckets of paint and those dents will look like they never happened

[zooworker]

All I see is a red "X"????:confused:
Sorry Drac WM must of snuck on me, I'll try again here.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/spamkills.jpg

[Aphrodite]

just a few buckets of paint and those dents will look like they never happened

Exactly.


..and do you really NEED an axel to drive? :p

[johnlow71]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton12.jpg

[johnlow71]

http://www.funnysnaps.com/urhere.jpg

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops12.jpg

[DraconianSM]

Sorry Drac WM must of snuck on me, I'll try again here.


I just found the official "Wicked Mistress" costume. I can't believe she was able to sneak up on you!:p
http://www.britnett-carver.co.uk/legcostumes/prods/32.html

[Aphrodite]

Nice find Drac ;)

I dont know why they called that outfit 'wicked mistress' though, when its quite obviously Cruella De Ville.

(Maybe CDV is copyright)

[zooworker]

I just found the official "Wicked Mistress" costume. I can't believe she was able to sneak up on you!:p
http://www.britnett-carver.co.uk/legcostumes/prods/32.html
I don't think WM would fit in it, :rolleyes:

[DraconianSM]

:D
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/inflatable-mistress.jpg

[Aphrodite]

No, shed need six of those sewn together and shed still scare fully grown men when she was wearing it.

[Aphrodite]

:D
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/inflatable-mistress.jpg

Drac, that is hideous :D:D

[DraconianSM]

Drac, that is hideous :D:D

You can only look at it for an hour (it's on loan from koi):rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

An hour?

Thats pretty good

I can only look at it for 4 seconds :eek:

:p

[zooworker]

You can only look at it for an hour (it's on loan from koi):rolleyes:
Oh man, koi is going to be pissed;)

[Aphrodite]

No, he'll be cool.


Drac borrows sex toys from him all the time :D;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

I'm looking for some crackers, anybody seen some crackers?

http://www.larrysmarkets.com/catering/ProdImages/CrackerAssortment.jpg

[Aphrodite]

No

I havent seen any crackers

http://classes.uleth.ca/200301/fa2020a/Images/CRACKERS.JPG

[johnlow71]

http://www.weirdal.com/images/acf27.jpg

heres a craker:)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

here's another cracker, i believe from texas :D

http://www.stuffcollected.com/images/rednecks/redneck-cell-phone.jpg

[turtletime]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/truck.jpg

Read this first !!!!!!!
To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

(See attached file: crash.jpg)

[zooworker]

New high speed attack vehicle
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/random_1016_31.jpg

[johnlow71]

heheh i slipped one by you guys, take another look at my last photo and guess what famous person he is?????????????

[Aphrodite]

Okay, ill bite...


who is it?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

heheh i slipped one by you guys, take another look at my last photo and guess what famous person he is?????????????

Santa? :confused:

[DraconianSM]

...............Damien?

[Aphrodite]

I thought it was a girl until JLo said 'he' :p

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/coolads_1012_013.jpg

[johnlow71]

alrightttttt drumrolllllllll brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrr its WEIRD AL

[zooworker]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/coolads_1012_031.jpg

[igniteice]

I thought it was a girl until JLo said 'he' :p

Wtf ;-(

That kid looks nothing like a girl. At all. Not even the slightest resemblance. In fact, when I read your comment about you thinking it was a girl, I started scrolling through the page looking for someone that might be mistaken for a girl, but I couldn't find it!

[Aphrodite]

Wtf ;-(

That kid looks nothing like a girl. At all. Not even the slightest resemblance. In fact, when I read your comment about you thinking it was a girl, I started scrolling through the page looking for someone that might be mistaken for a girl, but I couldn't find it!

Dont wtf me iggy

This pic could could obviously be a girl.

Look at the shape of the jaw, the full lips, the tiny nose, the eyebrows, and that VERY girlie shirt.

If I was a man and that was MY baby photo, I would have had them all burned by now ;) http://www.weirdal.com/images/acf27.jpg

heres a craker:)

[rk237]

Um. the hair. What's with the crazy murderer haircut?

[Aphrodite]

Thats the curse of the curly haired ;)

[igniteice]

Dont wtf me iggy

This pic could could obviously be a girl.

Look at the shape of the jaw, the full lips, the tiny nose, the eyebrows, and that VERY girlie shirt.

If I was a man and that was MY baby photo, I would have had them all burned by now ;)

Damn - I'm going to track down this kid and send him a letter quoting you on all this. He's going to be in TEARS after reading all that.

"What?! I don't have full lips!" ;-P

I will give you the lips and the girlie shirt one though...

[johnlow71]

ok PEOPLE LEARN TO READ WHAT I JUST WROTE, THIS IS A PHOTO OF WEIRD AL. ITS NOT A GIRL UNLESS YOU CONSIDER WEIRD AL A GIRL:)

[koi]

sorry people had to post this again :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/blockporn1-8.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/1co07_03a.jpg

[koi]

fucker :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/bombsquad.jpg

[koi]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/caution.jpg

[koi]

Brilliant Prank

1. Fasten the balloons to the car
2. Drive like a crazy person
3. observe the other road users
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/missile_prank.jpg

[johnlow71]

holy crap its koi, omgggggggggg.

[johnlow71]

http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/c/cleo85/523.jpg

[igniteice]

Brilliant Prank

1. Fasten the balloons to the car
2. Drive like a crazy person
3. observe the other road users

That one and the sign were hilarious. But I don't get the first one of the three you posted...