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Former DTSM
September 26th, 2006, 09:25 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53239
OzMan
September 26th, 2006, 09:28 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53239

Yeah, didn't see that posted just a couple of hours ago:rolleyes:
DAntiheroJ
September 27th, 2006, 08:15 AM
That is about the funniest shit ever, and scarily enough almost believable given the state of the company....
MissHailstorm
September 27th, 2006, 09:46 AM
Tee-hee... :)
johnlow71
September 27th, 2006, 09:54 AM
old news zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yousickf'ingbastard
September 27th, 2006, 02:36 PM
new policy allowing customers to keep rented material for seven years, and up to 12 if it is not a new release

who the fuck will wanna keep a movie for 7 years? Pirates maybe worth it though :rolleyes:
Air
September 27th, 2006, 10:24 PM
Two Dollar Tuesdays :cool:
brantheman
September 27th, 2006, 11:07 PM
who the fuck will wanna keep a movie for 7 years? Pirates maybe worth it though :rolleyes:

Don't forget about Snakes on a Train.

Sad thing is, I could totally picture this:

Me: You had a 1.25 restocking fee.

C: For what?!

Me: Well, you kept "When a Killer Calls" for 11 years when we only give you a seven year grace period. But since you brought it back within 30 years of the sell date, all you owe us is $1.25.

C: That's ridiculous. I want the number to corporate, please.
OzMan
September 28th, 2006, 12:56 AM
I don't know, it's almost like some of you are taking this seriously:D

I actually brought this article up today. My friend had the radio on, and the ONLY conservative talk show host in LA County was on. And he was going on about President Musharraf's media tour of the US, and his appearance on The Daily Show.

My first reaction was, oh boy, now we have international leaders appearing on The Daily Show. And as I realised the host was taking the appearance SERIOUSLY, and talking about how much damage Jon Stewert was doing to US/Pakistan relations, I so much wanted to call in and say "It's fucking COMEDY CENTRAL you nutjob!!" I said to my friend, it was like taking news stories in The Onion seriously.
brantheman
September 28th, 2006, 01:06 AM
My name's Ozman and I like to be everyone's favorite party pooper!



:D

Sorry, had to.
OzMan
September 28th, 2006, 01:29 AM
:D

Sorry, had to.


Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now don't you have someone's hair to colour, or something??:D

(It's an inside joke, I'll explain it to you when you know me better)
brantheman
September 28th, 2006, 02:25 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now don't you have someone's hair to colour, or something??:D

(It's an inside joke, I'll explain it to you when you know me better)

Why would you tell me an inside joke if I don't know the "inside" of it? Sheesh! What a fag.


:rolleyes:
OzMan
September 28th, 2006, 03:01 AM
Why would you tell me an inside joke if I don't know the "inside" of it? Sheesh! What a fag.


:rolleyes:


Just wait your turn, princess:D
brantheman
September 28th, 2006, 11:59 AM
Just wait your turn, princess:D

I think it's time Oz came out of the closet and admits he's madly in love with Brantheman. I'm sorry, Oz! I'm taken! Even my myspace says so!
:cool:
OzMan
September 28th, 2006, 12:10 PM
I think it's time Oz came out of the closet and admits he's madly in love with Brantheman.

Sorry, but I have much much more interest in lesbians;)
brantheman
September 29th, 2006, 12:17 AM
Sorry, but I have much much more interest in lesbians;)

Why? They're much too busy munching the rug to be interested in your ozballs. :D
Lomithrandel
September 30th, 2006, 01:37 PM
Some guys like to just watch, we are not here to judge. Personally I am more interested in the bi chicks, which is almost all women, just most don't want to admit it to themselves :D.
sar94pga
October 1st, 2006, 02:42 PM
Why? They're much too busy munching the rug to be interested in your ozballs. :D

omg. thats fucking great!
AbandonedDreams
October 1st, 2006, 06:44 PM
Some guys like to just watch, we are not here to judge. Personally I am more interested in the bi chicks, which is almost all women, just most don't want to admit it to themselves :D.

Sexuality isn't a set black and white: straight, gay, bi thing. Its more like a spectrum. ;)
AmazonBitch
October 1st, 2006, 11:23 PM
I think it's time Oz came out of the closet and admits he's madly in love with Brantheman. I'm sorry, Oz! I'm taken! Even my myspace says so!
:cool:

I think you missed the news flash. Oz is a lesbian.
OzMan
October 1st, 2006, 11:44 PM
I think you missed the news flash. Oz is a lesbian.

That's what I've been trying to tell them.:eek:

Oh, welcome back. Any luck at the casino? And you were right, Albany, OR does smell like arse;)
AmazonBitch
October 2nd, 2006, 01:14 PM
That's what I've been trying to tell them.:eek:

Oh, welcome back. Any luck at the casino? And you were right, Albany, OR does smell like arse;)

LOL, yes I got your text. Looked like you were going through in the middle of the afternoon too. One of the worst times.

Not much luck. Hit a little slot bonus for $60. Stopped in Primm om the way back and lost $17 on the slots but went right over to the roulette table and proceeded to win $40.
OzMan
October 2nd, 2006, 05:31 PM
Not much luck. Hit a little slot bonus for $60. Stopped in Primm om the way back and lost $17 on the slots but went right over to the roulette table and proceeded to win $40.

If you leave Nevada with more money than you showed up with, you have VERY good luck;)

Of course, you're also considered Public Enemy #1