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Lomithrandel
September 27th, 2006, 11:49 AM
Monkey seems to be losing his grip on the forum, I might have to stage a coup and take my rightful place as king of the forums :D.
I am calling you out Monkey, if you don't reply by this time tomorrow I will be sitting on your throne!
blondie2776
September 27th, 2006, 12:07 PM
i think he is in the process of moving today
TED
September 27th, 2006, 02:23 PM
i think he is in the process of moving today
in or out of the Zoo :D
yousickf'ingbastard
September 27th, 2006, 02:32 PM
in or out of the Zoo :D
:D
he's trained to work in the real world now. so he's out of the zoo. his first job is president of cuba
TED
September 27th, 2006, 02:34 PM
:D
he's trained to work in the real world now. so he's out of the zoo. his first job is president of cuba
and shagging sheep :D
yousickf'ingbastard
September 27th, 2006, 02:37 PM
and shagging sheep :D
previously employed by wicked herself but she's been upgraded to shagging pigs
OzMan
September 27th, 2006, 03:10 PM
and shagging sheep :D
Funny, he doesn't look Scottish:D
the boy wonder uk
September 27th, 2006, 03:13 PM
and that coming from the Aussie?
OzMan
September 27th, 2006, 03:16 PM
and that coming from the Aussie?
Yeah.... and where I'm from, the line is "Funny, he don't look like a bloody Kiwi"
:D
zooworker
September 27th, 2006, 05:05 PM
Monkey seems to be losing his grip on the forum, I might have to stage a coup and take my rightful place as king of the forums :D.
I am calling you out Monkey, if you don't reply by this time tomorrow I will be sitting on your throne!
This could be interesting.............
AmazonBitch
September 27th, 2006, 08:01 PM
If an usurpation happens - it had better include me getting a better position that Royal Head Cheerleader this time.
URBAN_COWBOY
September 27th, 2006, 08:29 PM
If an usurpation happens - it had better include me getting a better position that Royal Head Cheerleader this time.Your new position will be right on top of me.;)
OzMan
September 27th, 2006, 09:36 PM
If an usurpation happens - it had better include me getting a better position that Royal Head Cheerleader this time.
It would help if you were more available when people tried to contact you.......
SL_600
September 27th, 2006, 11:31 PM
It would help if you were more available when people tried to contact you....... Now this could be interesting! :D
Lomithrandel
September 27th, 2006, 11:34 PM
If an usurpation happens - it had better include me getting a better position that Royal Head Cheerleader this time.
I am sure we could work something out :D.
AmazonBitch
September 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
It would help if you were more available when people tried to contact you.......
Hey - don't be snippy - not everyone can return a message in 24 hours. I always get there eventually.
For your information my battery ran out, and now I'm at work. I'll call you after. :p :D
I am sure we could work something out :D.
Really.......... P.M me. :D
Lomithrandel
September 28th, 2006, 04:24 PM
Well monkey's time is up, I am going to have to take the throne. Everyone who wants a new title can contact me and we will see if we can work something out, PM sent off to you Amazon :D.
sar94pga
September 28th, 2006, 06:14 PM
Well monkey's time is up, I am going to have to take the throne. Everyone who wants a new title can contact me and we will see if we can work something out, PM sent off to you Amazon :D.
long live the...er..um..usurpation...and lomi too. :o
rk237
September 28th, 2006, 06:30 PM
Well at least the authority's on the right continent now.
Step in the right direction. :rolleyes: ;)
OzMan
September 28th, 2006, 08:02 PM
Wow. A real honest-to-goodness palace coup.
And not a CNN camera in sight.....
:D
sar94pga
September 28th, 2006, 09:38 PM
Wow. A real honest-to-goodness palace coup.
And not a CNN camera in sight.....
:D
i dunno about that Ozzie, Anderson Cooper is always lurking around....
zooworker
September 28th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Ok, now we have a Dictator and a king, is the board splitting? Will there be war? Or an assassination?:confused:
sar94pga
September 28th, 2006, 10:02 PM
Ok, now we have a Dictator and a king, is the board splitting? Will there be war? Or an assassination?:confused:
wheres that damn popcorn? :D
zooworker
September 28th, 2006, 10:05 PM
wheres that damn popcorn? :D
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/3dlil/lurk.gif There you go:)
Lomithrandel
September 28th, 2006, 10:14 PM
I put out a hit on monkey, he will be dead soon enough.
zooworker
September 28th, 2006, 10:17 PM
I put out a hit on monkey, he will be dead soon enough.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Lomithrandel
September 28th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Funnily enough the assassin is actually Aphrodite's evil twin sister. She is a deadly assassin for hire. He won't see it coming.
sar94pga
September 28th, 2006, 10:33 PM
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/3dlil/lurk.gif There you go:)
thanks!!
I put out a hit on monkey, he will be dead soon enough.
Nice Lomi.
SL_600
September 29th, 2006, 12:14 AM
So this coup.... when you say it was successful, is that anything like "Mission Accomplished? :D
rk237
September 29th, 2006, 07:00 AM
So this coup.... when you say it was successful, is that anything like "Mission Accomplished? :D
Heh heh remember the golden age (4.5 BYA to about 2001) when expressions still carried intrinsic value and credibility?
Good times, good times. :rolleyes:
URBAN_COWBOY
September 30th, 2006, 04:49 PM
I hearby request a promotion to prince and next in line to the Royal Throne. I would, however, like to maintain my status as Royal Executioner also.
zooworker
September 30th, 2006, 07:54 PM
I hearby request a promotion to prince and next in line to the Royal Throne. I would, however, like to maintain my status as Royal Executioner also.
Prince Ass Kicker?:rolleyes:
sar94pga
September 30th, 2006, 09:46 PM
who's ass do you have to kiss around here to get an actual title? :)
and no. "royal ass kisser" will not do.
zooworker
September 30th, 2006, 10:28 PM
who's ass do you have to kiss around here to get an actual title? :)
and no. "royal ass kisser" will not do.
Well, I figure it is a dictatorship. No royal titles anymore. Just military type.:cool:
Lomithrandel
October 1st, 2006, 12:07 AM
I hearby request a promotion to prince and next in line to the Royal Throne. I would, however, like to maintain my status as Royal Executioner also.
So ordered by your King, you are now the new Prince.
Lomithrandel
October 1st, 2006, 12:07 AM
who's ass do you have to kiss around here to get an actual title? :)
and no. "royal ass kisser" will not do.
Royal Alpha Concubine :D
Lomithrandel
October 1st, 2006, 12:08 AM
Well, I figure it is a dictatorship. No royal titles anymore. Just military type.:cool:
General of the Wolf Brigade :D
URBAN_COWBOY
October 1st, 2006, 06:51 PM
So ordered by your King, you are now the new Prince.Bitchin'....
yousickf'ingbastard
October 1st, 2006, 06:54 PM
urban is cross eyed and his left arm is a foot longer than his right. a half a walnut would make a better prince :D
zooworker
October 1st, 2006, 06:55 PM
General of the Wolf Brigade :D
Nice!,,,,,,,
turtletime
October 1st, 2006, 08:44 PM
ok, Lomi...I want in on this too...I think! :)
URBAN_COWBOY
October 1st, 2006, 09:26 PM
urban is cross eyed and his left arm is a foot longer than his right. a half a walnut would make a better prince :Dyou're just mad cuz you don't even have half a nut. Tell WM to take them out of her purse and give them back.
zooworker
October 1st, 2006, 10:24 PM
you're just mad cuz you don't even have half a nut. Tell WM to take them out of her purse and give them back.
I'm worried he is only working with 1/2 a nut here cowboy.:eek:
AmazonBitch
October 1st, 2006, 11:05 PM
Royal Alpha Concubine :D
You sure you're still going to have time for a concubine when I'm done with you? :cool:
Lomithrandel
October 1st, 2006, 11:50 PM
I'm up for any challenge http://mazeguy.net/romantic/puckerup.gif
OzMan
October 2nd, 2006, 12:18 AM
I put out a hit on monkey, he will be dead soon enough.
Is this a palace coup, or a mafia war??
Sounds like a bit of confusion there at the top:rolleyes:
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 01:45 PM
Holy fucking fuck what the fucking hell????????????
koi
October 2nd, 2006, 01:46 PM
said like a queen :D
Welcome back to the one true Queen
yousickf'ingbastard
October 2nd, 2006, 04:01 PM
you're just mad cuz you don't even have half a nut. Tell WM to take them out of her purse and give them back.
ok, but she has your entire dick in her change area :eek: :D
Holy fucking fuck what the fucking hell????????????
the queen needs an exorcism! she's speaking in tongues!
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 04:16 PM
Ive already exercised today, but thanks anyway
I think I reacted quite calmly given the circumstances ;)
Lomithrandel
October 2nd, 2006, 06:05 PM
You should step down gracefully instead of hanging on kicking and screaming.
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 06:26 PM
*passes lomi the mirror*
the boy wonder uk
October 3rd, 2006, 01:17 AM
*then smashes it over his head*
yousickf'ingbastard
October 3rd, 2006, 07:15 PM
maybe lomi can be king of the sub forum
Lomithrandel
October 3rd, 2006, 07:20 PM
nah I think I wanna be the one and only king :D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 3rd, 2006, 07:22 PM
i wanna touch angelina jolie's tits but we all can't get what we want :D
Lomithrandel
October 3rd, 2006, 07:59 PM
You could, but you would get arrested if you got caught.
OzMan
October 4th, 2006, 12:47 AM
i wanna touch angelina jolie's tits but we all can't get what we want :D
Well, the line for that is much longer, but rather quicker moving, I would suspect;)
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 06:07 PM
nah I think I wanna be the one and only king :D
Will someone PLEASE slap him round the face with a wet reality fish :rolleyes:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Will someone PLEASE slap him round the face with a wet reality fish :rolleyes:
sorry, koi got a taste of the reality fish and ate it. he hasn't been the same since :eek:
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Will someone PLEASE slap him round the face with a wet reality fish :rolleyes:
Hold still Lomi......
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/02fish.jpg
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Thankyou.
Im sure hell feel much better after that ;)
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 06:53 PM
Thankyou.
Im sure hell feel much better after that ;)
I'm back on the job, ;)
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:00 PM
Redemtion is but a few Lomitraitor slaps away :p
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 07:10 PM
Redemtion is but a few Lomitraitor slaps away :p
I have this lady on my hire for hit list.......
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/02slap.jpg
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:22 PM
She certainly looks up to the challenge :p
Hire her.
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 07:49 PM
She certainly looks up to the challenge :p
Hire her.
Consider it done, I'll try and get her papers in order and send her to Canada:cool:
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:58 PM
Great.
Shell bitchslap Lomitraitor around with no problems ;)
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Great.
Shell bitchslap Lomitraitor around with no problems ;)
And anyone else in the way, once she gets started she is hard to calm done. I sent her to the white house to slap you know who, and it took 20 secret servicemen to bring her down.
turtletime
October 5th, 2006, 08:10 PM
And anyone else in the way, once she gets started she is hard to calm done. I sent her to the white house to slap you know who, and it took 20 secret servicemen to bring her down.
next time she needs to do better and complete her mission!!!!!!!!
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 08:13 PM
20???
Thats impressive.
Just make sure to give her Lomitraitors pic so she doesnt attack the wrong guy...
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 08:14 PM
I have this lady on my hire for hit list.......
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/02slap.jpgnobody orders hits around here but me you little twit. Your redemtion will take longer and much more ass kissing than this. You were the leader of the Lomi ass kissing parade and shall meet your fate because of this.
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 08:25 PM
I hearby request a promotion to prince and next in line to the Royal Throne. I would, however, like to maintain my status as Royal Executioner also.
Remember this?
And by the way the paper work will be on your desk tomorrow for approvel on the slap hit.:cool:
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:17 PM
Remember this?
And by the way the paper work will be on your desk tomorrow for approvel on the slap hit.:cool:yes I do remember it. I made a request. Does it say under who's rule I am making the request? No it does not. For all you know, I am usurping Lomi's position as the prince.
By the way, approval not granted. You should be banished from the Royal Kingdom forever.
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 09:21 PM
c'mon zoo, banishment is cool. you can throw rocks at the kids. an eye hit gets you 2 chickens and the back of the head hit gets you 3.
sar94pga
October 5th, 2006, 09:23 PM
yes I do remember it. I made a request. Does it say under who's rule I am making the request? No it does not. For all you know, I am usurping Lomi's position as the prince.
By the way, approval not granted. You should be banished from the Royal Kingdom forever.
hi cowboy :p
**hugs**
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:25 PM
hi cowboy :p
**hugs**what's up sexy? when you gonna drop all the zeroes and get with the hero?;)
sar94pga
October 5th, 2006, 09:29 PM
what's up sexy? when you gonna drop all the zeroes and get with the hero?;)
awww! i had to get through all the zero's first to find my true hero!
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:31 PM
awww! i had to get through all the zero's first to find my true hero!I'm here now
sar94pga
October 5th, 2006, 09:36 PM
I'm here now
i feel so warm and safe now! but we cant tell koi. he gets jealous you know.
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:40 PM
i feel so warm and safe now! but we cant tell koi. he gets jealous you know.he'll be executed by the "Excellence of Execution". I'm the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
AmazonBitch
October 5th, 2006, 09:41 PM
what's up sexy? when you gonna drop all the zeroes and get with the hero?;)
:mad: I am not amused with the lack of requisite attention to the Bitch.
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:42 PM
:mad: I am not amused with the lack of requisite attention to the Bitch.I'm sorry my precious princess. I humbly beg at your feet for forgiveness.
AmazonBitch
October 5th, 2006, 09:46 PM
I'm sorry my precious princess. I humbly beg at your feet for forgiveness.
*raises her eyebrow* Ok, your forgiven. Now get up and stop being a pussy - you've done just enough for today.
sar94pga
October 5th, 2006, 09:46 PM
:mad: I am not amused with the lack of requisite attention to the Bitch.
I'm sorry my precious princess. I humbly beg at your feet for forgiveness.
i shall remove myself from this torrid love triangle. he was yours first amazon :)
URBAN_COWBOY
October 5th, 2006, 09:48 PM
*raises her eyebrow* Ok, your forgiven. Now get up and stop being a pussy - you've done just enough for today.fine, GO TO MY ROOM NOW. And be naked when I get there and ready for a couple of hours of foreplay. Mostly me it will involve my tongue and chocolate syrup.:D
AmazonBitch
October 5th, 2006, 09:49 PM
i shall remove myself from this torrid love triangle. he was yours first amazon :)
Hey, I already gave you the opportunity to be my concubine, which is better than ten guys. :cool:
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 10:11 PM
20???
Thats impressive.
Just make sure to give her Lomitraitors pic so she doesnt attack the wrong guy...
By the way, approval not granted. .
Sorry APh, approval denied by the executioner.:o
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Yeah, Cowboy and I talked it over and he wants to handle all the plans of attack so I said fine ;)
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 10:23 PM
Yeah, Cowboy and I talked it over and he wants to handle all the plans of attack so I said fine ;)
Cool by me then, I'll stand down. My slapper won't be happy though. I could send her on a WM hunt.:cool:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 7th, 2006, 06:27 PM
Cool by me then, I'll stand down. My slapper won't be happy though. I could send her on a WM hunt.:cool:
just put a bar of soap on a stick and that would scare wicked away :D
zooworker
October 7th, 2006, 06:39 PM
just put a bar of soap on a stick and that would scare wicked away :D
I'll hang one outside my window tonight for safety:cool:
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 06:26 PM
I'm dredging this old thread up, as I am now going to make another run for the throne since the balance of power has shifted. Aph has stopped coming all together and monkey is barely here at all... sooooooo
ALL HAIL KING LOMI AND QUEEN SAR! :cool::D
rk237
August 31st, 2007, 06:43 PM
I am a Royal Knight, champion of the people, and eternally loyal to King BM and Queen Aphrodite.
However, if a ruling government must take place in their absence, let authority reside with the people. .... and power be apportioned in accordance with the population of whatever state, province, or equivalent political division you live in. ;) Hehe
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 06:44 PM
I am the royal prince, in line for the throne, and I so in choose a feudalistic monarchy ruled by myself.
Any more questions? Didn't think so :D.
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 06:47 PM
well. ok. but, if aphrodite comes back...the throne is hers. i'm not fighting her for it. but i will do my best to fill it for her in her sted.
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 06:50 PM
3 queens sounds like fun though... never had a foursome before :D
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 06:50 PM
well my king by usurpation....there is a first time for everything ;)
rk237
August 31st, 2007, 06:51 PM
I am the royal prince, in line for the throne, and I so in choose a feudalistic monarchy ruled by myself.
Any more questions? Didn't think so :D.
I have no questions for you, as you have nothing I seek. I am hereby the lord of my own purpose and will answer to no claims of authority on this forum but that which I consent, per Thomas Paine political philosophy: "our calamity [despot monarchy] is heightened by reflecting the fact that we furnish the means by which we suffer."
I will endeavor to commit no such furnishings. :)
You can rule everyone else if you want, but not me Lomi.
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 06:53 PM
I can always tempt you with your own geek harem of math girls :D.
rk237
August 31st, 2007, 06:54 PM
Yeah, I never said I was above bribery :)
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 06:55 PM
i dunno lomi. i think he will stand by his convictions. i would expect nothing less from rk. so let him be.
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 06:55 PM
LOL....nevermind.........i stand corrected.
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 06:56 PM
Never underestimate my persuasive abilities :D.
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 06:57 PM
yeah, you'd think i would know better by now.
rk237
August 31st, 2007, 07:03 PM
Haha, I only acknowledged that I wasn't above bribery because it would be close-minded of me not to consider every possible avenue for a potential solution, even if I reject the idea immediately. I still haven't accepted any bribe - I only noted that I am capable of weighing options as they are presented.
Thanks for your high esteem of my principles Sar -- that means a lot. And thank God you're posting again!
Lomithrandel
August 31st, 2007, 07:09 PM
You know I would be a king for the people, if not by the people. We'll have feasts, parades, parties, finger painting, and orgies.
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 07:29 PM
Haha, I only acknowledged that I wasn't above bribery because it would be close-minded of me not to consider every possible avenue for a potential solution, even if I reject the idea immediately. I still haven't accepted any bribe - I only noted that I am capable of weighing options as they are presented.
Thanks for your high esteem of my principles Sar -- that means a lot. And thank God you're posting again!
you can thank lomi. he made me.
You know I would be a king for the people, if not by the people. We'll have feasts, parades, parties, finger painting, and orgies.
finger painting you say? hmmmmmm.
rk237
August 31st, 2007, 07:32 PM
you can thank lomi. he made me.
A noble act indeed, and undeniably one consistent with the exhibitions of great leadership. Perhaps when it is all said and done, I may at least acknowledge his sovereign rule over the rest of you -- for diplomatic missions and commercial trade reasons of course.
zooworker
August 31st, 2007, 07:41 PM
I'll just stand guard till the dust blows over:cool:
sar94pga
August 31st, 2007, 07:43 PM
thats probably the smart thing to do.....
Woodstock
August 31st, 2007, 09:01 PM
finger painting you say? hmmmmmm.
With vanilla pudding with food coloring in it no less.....lol
zooworker
August 31st, 2007, 09:04 PM
finger painting you say? hmmmmmm.
With vanilla pudding with food coloring in it no less.....lol
Sound fun to me, I can go to Sam's tomorrow and get the gallon can ...........
Beer_Monkey
September 1st, 2007, 05:37 AM
I am king I am king
Aph is Queen
Lomi will burn in the depths of hell
koi
September 1st, 2007, 05:45 AM
LOL the way it should be and I like the burn in hell bit :D
zooworker
September 1st, 2007, 05:46 AM
LOL the way it should be and I like the burn in hell bit :D
Sup koi!:D
koi
September 1st, 2007, 05:48 AM
I am ok I see lomi is still trying to play at being king :D
zooworker
September 1st, 2007, 05:49 AM
I think he got bored again.....:rolleyes:
koi
September 1st, 2007, 05:50 AM
LOL yes :D he just does not get it that boys cant be kings :D
Beer_Monkey
September 1st, 2007, 09:17 AM
Lol Guys
I will never leave Just rememeber who is king
Lomithrandel
September 1st, 2007, 10:30 AM
I think we should have a knife fight to make the decision :D.
koi
September 1st, 2007, 11:26 AM
I think I should warn you that monkey comes from a really tough place in England so a knife fight might be the wrong thing to do :D
Beer_Monkey
September 1st, 2007, 11:31 AM
That it is lol
Thousands of hoodies and chavs enough to make the tabloid papers squirm
koi
September 1st, 2007, 11:39 AM
instead of milk they give the baby's cider :D
SL_600
September 2nd, 2007, 02:01 PM
I think we should have a knife fight to make the decision :D.My man Lomi.... don't you remember what happened the last time you tried this? Apparently not so allow me to jar your memory. Stocks.... gallows.... lashes. Sounding familiar? :D
sar94pga
September 3rd, 2007, 04:26 PM
I think he got bored again.....:rolleyes:
eh, he thinks that one of these times it might actually work. i just indulge him because thats what good internet girlfriends do. :D
Koron
September 3rd, 2007, 04:47 PM
I'll support whoever gives me a nice title :)
BBVcasualposter
September 3rd, 2007, 05:03 PM
I didnt get invovled, but BM is a decent guy so i'd have to support his quelling of any revolt.
Koron
September 3rd, 2007, 05:12 PM
I didnt get invovled, but BM is a decent guy so i'd have to support his quelling of any revolt.
Oh I like them both, I just want a spiffy title.
zooworker
September 3rd, 2007, 05:32 PM
I didnt get invovled, but BM is a decent guy so i'd have to support his quelling of any revolt.
Monkey Is KING!
HelloItsMeMOM
September 3rd, 2007, 06:56 PM
Hell, I'm Queen Mum no matter what happens ... 'cause that's just who I am :D
Aphrodite
September 13th, 2007, 04:28 PM
Lomi trying an usurpation again?
It must be tuesday :rolleyes: :p
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 02:23 PM
Lomi trying an usurpation again?
It must be tuesday :rolleyes: :p
yeah
I laughed too :)
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 02:34 PM
Everybody knows youre the one true king and loveable dictator :D
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 02:43 PM
naturally
I love being our lovable Dictator
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 02:59 PM
..and I love that you love been our loveable dictator :p
Oh no! lets not start this again :eek:
I was going to send Lomi to the tower for 20 lashes but I think he might have liked it :p
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 03:07 PM
lol
He is kinda warped in that way. Maybe we should send him to Mexico to do some Charity work dishing out Tacos to the homeless :)
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 03:21 PM
Now THAT would be a great punishment :p
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 03:23 PM
Thats why Im the King and Your the Queen :)
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 03:38 PM
Well, that and our pure raw awesomeness :p
Hey, do you remember our thread about how awesome we are? :D
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 03:42 PM
yeah I do I think we should find it or create a new one.
We are awesome
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 04:04 PM
The awesomist :p
(yes I just made that word up but I can do that because Im awesome ;))
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 04:07 PM
Sounds like a quality move title that word hahaha
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 04:27 PM
That would be an action film staring us as superheros saving the world yet again with our awesome super powers. ;)
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 04:34 PM
Yeah I could take down the bad guys with the empty beer cans
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 04:49 PM
You could have a lazor sighted gun that blasts them out at 700mph :p
Beer_Monkey
September 16th, 2007, 05:05 PM
oooooooooo Yeah you could flash Lesbian porn at them to stun them
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 05:19 PM
LOL :D
The villians would be lining up to get stunned :p
I think wed have to have the power to fly as well some others ;)
blondie2776
September 16th, 2007, 06:47 PM
where the hell have you been aphrodite? :D
blondie2776
September 16th, 2007, 06:48 PM
oooooooooo Yeah you could flash Lesbian porn at them to stun them
ooohh lesbian porn....my favorite :D
Aphrodite
September 16th, 2007, 07:06 PM
where the hell have you been aphrodite?
Dont worry about that, Im back now ;)
Hi Blondie :D
ooohh lesbian porn....my favorite :D
Mine too until Chris locked it :p
Lomithrandel
September 16th, 2007, 09:52 PM
If you guys sent me to mexico I would just wind up banging all the hot mexican chicks :D.
rk237
September 16th, 2007, 10:31 PM
If you guys sent me to mexico I would just wind up banging all the hot mexican chicks :D.
Don't you know they're all north of the border now, looking for husbands to make American born children?
zooworker
September 17th, 2007, 03:46 PM
Don't you know they're all north of the border now, looking for husbands to make American born children?
Not the ones I have seen here, sheesh they are way over weight ....:rolleyes:
Of course so are most of my customers.
Aphrodite
September 17th, 2007, 05:22 PM
If you guys sent me to mexico I would just wind up banging all the hot mexican chicks :D.
Thats why wed put you in charge of the elderly male bedpan section :p
rk237
September 17th, 2007, 05:53 PM
Thats why wed put you in charge of the elderly male bedpan section :p
A lot of places there don't even have running water, so cleaning the bedpans must be a really interesting job.
Nice how you specifically said male as opposed to elderly females, who are just so much more pleasing to the eye... :p :p
Aphrodite
September 17th, 2007, 06:05 PM
Remember this is Lomi we are talking about.
Even elderly females arent safe. Hes not above dating a spritely 65yr old :p
Lomithrandel
September 17th, 2007, 07:27 PM
I'm not feeling the love here...
blondie2776
September 17th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Dont worry about that, Im back now ;)
Hi Blondie :D
Mine too until Chris locked it :p
well i hope everything was okay, glad to see you back
Aphrodite
September 18th, 2007, 04:10 PM
well i hope everything was okay, glad to see you back
It is Blondie, thanks for asking. Nice to see you posting more as well. ;)
I'm not feeling the love here...
Comments on this post
ViciousVixen agrees: i've got nothin but love for you honey
Dont worry Lomi, Vicky will suck your dick for rep points :D
Beer_Monkey
September 18th, 2007, 04:14 PM
hahahahahahahaha
prob not after hes been to mexixo tho
Aphrodite
September 18th, 2007, 04:34 PM
A little thing like an STD wont stop her spreading the 'love' ;)
koi
September 20th, 2007, 10:09 AM
std are cool you should shag when you have thrush its the only way to stop the itch :D
Lomithrandel
September 20th, 2007, 01:36 PM
I am so glad I have never contracted an STD... I'm certain there have been times where I could easily have, but my immune system is just too virile :D.
Aphrodite
September 20th, 2007, 04:49 PM
Either that, or you dont sleep with dirty hookers ;)
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 04:54 PM
Either that, or you dont sleep with dirty hookers ;)
Yeah, there's an art to choosing your hooker. :p
Aphrodite
September 20th, 2007, 05:07 PM
Yeah, Its called 'how thick is your wallet?'
$5 hos are a definite no no :p
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 05:15 PM
Yeah, Its called 'how thick is your wallet?'
$5 hos are a definite no no :p
Well, you know in some countries, $5 is really like $5.00003. That at least puts your shopping somewhere between crack whore and skanky ho levels. ;)
Aphrodite
September 20th, 2007, 06:12 PM
Well in SOME countries, £5 is really like $10.
Thatll get you a beer swillin ho at least :p
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 06:20 PM
Well in SOME countries, £5 is really like $10.
Thatll get you a beer swillin ho at least :p
I see you also subscribe to the monthly periodical Pimpin'. You're quoting straight from the price tables in the back of every issue! :D Love that mag.
Aphrodite
September 20th, 2007, 06:54 PM
Oh! you get it too!
Did you see last weeks double page spread about stds and wheres the best places to go to catch them? I thought it would be NY or LA. I was really surprised when they said San Diego had the most :eek: :p
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 08:00 PM
Oh! you get it too!
Did you see last weeks double page spread about stds and wheres the best places to go to catch them? I thought it would be NY or LA. I was really surprised when they said San Diego had the most :eek: :p
Who do you think sent that article in? :cool: It takes us back to the Mexico effect.
Aphrodite
September 20th, 2007, 08:24 PM
Wow! you had a double page spread published in pimpin?! Thats so cool :cool:
I sent in an article once, but they sent it back saying their readers wouldnt be interested in my study on different shaped toenails in hookers :(
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 08:40 PM
Wow! you had a double page spread published in pimpin?! Thats so cool :cool:
I sent in an article once, but they sent it back saying their readers wouldnt be interested in my study on different shaped toenails in hookers :(
Fucking people these days don't appreciate a good bit of research anymore. All they want is Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and what cities are STDs the most prolific. Pimpin' used to be so much better -- it was the #1 source for all info on the sex trade, latest trends in the business, etc.. Now it's dumbed itself down just to sell more subscriptions. The centerfold ho bitch of the month used to be in artsy black and white. Now they print it in color. So sad. :(
HelloItsMeMOM
September 20th, 2007, 10:13 PM
I was quoted in EVN (Erotic Video News) Does that count? ;) :p
rk237
September 20th, 2007, 10:40 PM
I was quoted in EVN (Erotic Video News) Does that count? ;) :p
Why yes, you get seven points for that Mom! :)
videoslave23
September 21st, 2007, 08:55 AM
I was quoted in EVN (Erotic Video News) Does that count? ;) :p
Absolutely. You're my new idol. :D
zooworker
September 21st, 2007, 11:19 PM
I was quoted in EVN (Erotic Video News) Does that count? ;) :p
Why yes, you get seven points for that Mom! :)
I'll throw in another 10 points....;)
HelloItsMeMOM
September 22nd, 2007, 09:01 PM
Absolutely. You're my new idol. :D
It stinks being a rep whore ... dang it :D
HelloItsMeMOM
September 22nd, 2007, 09:04 PM
I'll throw in another 10 points....;)
Sorry I can't rep you, either ... :)
BBVcasualposter
September 22nd, 2007, 09:12 PM
I'm rep maxed out too getting 24 hour from all I put out yesterday.
Maybe i need some from 10 people b4 i can give out more, hahaha
ViciousVixen
September 22nd, 2007, 09:33 PM
I'm rep maxed out too getting 24 hour from all I put out yesterday.
Maybe i need some from 10 people b4 i can give out more, hahaha
I'm not maxed out but I can't find anyone it will let me rep :( if there's anyone I haven't repped in the past 48 hours, let me know so I can send you some love.
Woodstock
September 22nd, 2007, 09:33 PM
I tried repping both you and Mom - I guess I am maxed out as well. :(
ViciousVixen
September 22nd, 2007, 09:37 PM
I tried repping both you and Mom - I guess I am maxed out as well. :(
Och, woodstock! I know you're talking to cas, but when was the last time I repped you? It's telling me I have to spread :confused: :(
Woodstock
September 22nd, 2007, 10:07 PM
You repped me yesterday in the Out of Rep thread.
Vix, I wasn't able to rep you. When is the last time that I did?
ViciousVixen
September 22nd, 2007, 10:10 PM
Must have been the 17th....hmmm....bastard programming :mad: :rolleyes:
zooworker
September 22nd, 2007, 10:27 PM
Early morning folks............
BBVcasualposter
September 23rd, 2007, 12:58 AM
I believe I have just enuf time left to get 8 hours sleep b4 football starts, CYA!!!!
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