Where's Aphrodite ?????

[TED]

:(:cool::rolleyes::D

[Beer_Monkey]

yer where is aph#?????????

[yousickf'ingbastard]

she's not with me :rolleyes:

[sar94pga]

:(:cool::rolleyes::D

haha, something tells me, that she might have a life outside of IHBB...

just a thought.

[the boy wonder uk]

haha, something tells me, that she might have a life outside of IHBB...

just a thought.

LMAO................:D

NOT POSSIBLE

[sar94pga]

LMAO................:D

NOT POSSIBLE

its hard, i have tried, yet something always brings me back...

[the boy wonder uk]

*best Italian-American accent*

"Just when I thought I was out...They pull me back in"

[the boy wonder uk]

its hard, i have tried, yet something always brings me back...

Its the good looking UK members :D

[sar94pga]

Its the good looking UK members :D

yeah, thats it....its Koi's fault. ;) :D

[the boy wonder uk]

yeah, thats it....its Koi's fault. ;) :D

Wounded to my very heart *sob*

[Lomithrandel]

Amusing that monkey replied in here but neglected to say anything about my attempted and now successful coup :D.

[sar94pga]

Wounded to my very heart *sob*

awww, no offence :) i bet you are hot too!

[koi]

awww, no offence :) i bet you are hot too!

I am gone for a short time and you are flirting with other men ;) :D

[sar94pga]

Its the good looking UK members :D

yeah, thats it....its Koi's fault. ;)

I am gone for a short time and you are flirting with other men ;) :D

aww dont be jealous babes.....i still love you!

[zooworker]

I am gone for a short time and you are flirting with other men ;) :D
She always has koi, sorry to burst your bubble.:( :rolleyes:

[koi]

aww dont be jealous babes.....i still love you!

Ok babes :D;)

[sar94pga]

Ok babes :D;)

if you'd come around more often, i could pay more attention to you....

[yousickf'ingbastard]

if you'd come around more often, i could pay more attention to you....

i'm always here and i don't even get a fuck you from you anymore. where is the hate? :D

[sar94pga]

i'm always here and i don't even get a fuck you from you anymore. where is the hate? :D

Fuck off, you wish you could have me...


hows that? better? :D

[Aphrodite]

Amusing that monkey replied in here but neglected to say anything about my attempted and now successful coup :D.

In your dreams traitor :rolleyes:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Fuck off, you wish you could have me...


hows that? better? :D

oh i had you twice :p

much much better :D

[Aphrodite]

Where's Aphrodite ????? :(:cool::D

yer where is aph#?????????


Thanks for the love guys ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i gave you love. i gave you plenty of love :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

lol

Thanks for the love too Yusif ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

anytime. i'm available nights and weekends

[Aphrodite]

..and for childrens parties? :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

fuck the kids

EDIT

forget the kids

fuck the kids makes me sound like a pedophile

[Aphrodite]

wise move...you have to be careful nowadays.

Hows life on planet Clitoris?

Sounds like a great place :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it's not what it's all cracked up to be. once you've seen a million in one day, you just lose all desire for sex period.

[Aphrodite]

Lose all desire for sex? :eek:


Sorry, I cant visit you next week like I promised

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Lose all desire for sex? :eek:


Sorry, I cant visit you next week like I promised

wait, the desire just came back. it's a miracle! :D

[Aphrodite]

LMAO :D


That IS a miracle :D

I didnt think youd be affected for more than a few seconds ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i've become very religious over the past couple of seconds

[Aphrodite]

Well youve youve just had a very religious experience. :p


Some men turn to religion, some men turn to porn

[yousickf'ingbastard]

my religion is a combination of both. it's the loving of porn religiously. koi is the founder and father to all :D

[Aphrodite]

Interesting.

A religion that I might actually want to join instead of laugh at

We dont have to worship koi do we?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

koi is busy in the back jerking off to midget porn. he's been in there for 6 years. we just worship the statue until he comes out

[Aphrodite]

cool

who is the statue off?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

it was of a hot naked chick but koi and i got a little drunk and cut off her head and hands and attached it to her hip to make it look like she was........

too far huh? :D :D

[Aphrodite]

lol :D

a naked chick statue with no head or arms sounds very like Michaelangelos Venus.

You and Koi didnt nick her from a museum by any chance did you?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

lol :D

a naked chick statue with no head or arms sounds very like Michaelangelos Venus.

You and Koi didnt nick her from a museum by any chance did you?

we wondering why the cops were after us :D

[Aphrodite]

yeah, they might want that back...


I hope you two have got a good hiding place

[yousickf'ingbastard]

wickeds bedroom. nobody would dare enter that room :D

[zooworker]

wickeds bedroom. nobody would dare enter that room :D
This is where she was last seen, is this the tree to burn?
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/201wm.jpg

[sar94pga]

Interesting.

A religion that I might actually want to join instead of laugh at

We dont have to worship koi do we?

:eek: lets not make his er..head, any bigger than it has to bed. could you imagine koi with minions?

[Aphrodite]

wickeds bedroom. nobody would dare enter that room not without full biohazard protective suits and oxygen cylinders.

..and a bag to put over their head, just in case they looked at her by accident and got blinded.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

This is where she was last seen, is this the tree to burn?
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/201wm.jpg

it's the tree on the right next to the tree with the dead body

[Aphrodite]

The girl in that pic is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar to pretty to be wicked

[zooworker]

The girl in that pic is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar to pretty to be wicked
I think it's one of her victums........

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i think she was one of the lucky ones. wicked must've been scared off by her own reflection

[sar94pga]

i think she was one of the lucky ones. wicked must've been scared off by her own reflection

maybe wicked was trying to make that girl as ugly as she is. :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i don't think it's possible. fugly doesn't even describe her looks

[Aphrodite]

I only have 2 words for you

Fuzzie

Bunnie

:D

Damn thats fugly

[URBAN_COWBOY]

that girl fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

somebody beat the hell out of her with the ugly stick

[turtletime]

:eek: lets not make his er..head, any bigger than it has to bed. could you imagine koi with minions?

i'm sure that the reference to his er...head and bed was just a freudian slip, right sar?? :)

[zooworker]

i'm sure that the reference to his er...head and bed was just a freudian slip, right sar?? :)
I wouldn't count on that ..............:rolleyes:

[turtletime]

I wouldn't count on that ..............:rolleyes:

yeah, I don't really believe it myself. :rolleyes:

[rk237]

I only have 2 words for you

Fuzzie

Bunnie

:D

Damn thats fugly

:rolleyes:
She's actually totally rad. But I understand if she's your evil enemy. :p She moved way far away exactly a year ago with her husband, and we've chatted a couple of times since then. She knows I "crossed over" (not sure how pleased she is about that) but she still rocks in real life.
:D

[Aphrodite]

that girl fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

somebody beat the hell out of her with the ugly stick


Amen to that.

She was ugly inside as well.


RK, Fuzzie may be your buddy in real life, but here in forumland she was a dumb bitch......even you have to agree with me cos thats the reason she came here - to be an annoying dumb bitch.

[OzMan]

fuck the kids makes me sound like a pedophile

Funny, you don't look like a Congressman;)

[rk237]

RK, Fuzzie may be your buddy in real life, but here in forumland she was a dumb bitch......even you have to agree with me cos thats the reason she came here - to be an annoying dumb bitch.

God I feel bad about that. :o
Fun as hell (though got boring fast).

This side of things has better bathrooms.
:D

[Aphrodite]

:D


I prefer you on this side RK ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Funny, you don't look like a Congressman;)

i just shaved

[koi]

Lol :d..................

[TED]

she's gone again ?????

[rk237]

Gone like a Gambian making a drum. :(

[zooworker]

she's gone again ?????
Maybe koi knows?

[TED]

Maybe koi knows?


KOI gone aswell

[zooworker]

Maybe Monkey then????????????

[koi]

Maybe koi knows?

I always know were she is I see her every day ;)

[koi]

KOI gone aswell

gone but never forgotten :D:D

[zooworker]

Hi!!! KOI!!!!!!!!!!!

[TED]

Kio.... Where You Been ????

[zooworker]

Kio.... Where You Been ????
Can you guess?

[koi]

Kio.... Where You Been ????

Hi Ted hi zoo ,all I have been doing is working hard getting everyone new sky cards ready

[TED]

hi Ted Hi Zoo ,all I Have Been Doing Is Working Hard Getting Everyone New Sky Cards Ready

Got Mine Last Week Cheers :d

[koi]

No probs I put on the gay porn as you requested :D

[TED]

No probs I put on the gay porn as you requested :D

Did You !!!!!!


Cant bloody find it :mad:






:eek:

[zooworker]

No probs I put on the gay porn as you requested :D
What , no Lego porn anymore?

[koi]

Did You !!!!!!


Cant bloody find it :mad:






:eek:

LOL try 967 , its a back door way in :D

[zooworker]

LOL try 967 , its a back door way in :D
No pun intended . :confused:

[TED]

LOL try 967 , its a back door way in :D


967 Channel unavailable :mad:

[Aphrodite]

lol

Reminds me of when you and ASM tried to click on the link to mine and Amazons webcam :D

[koi]

ahh the good old days you eating amazon :D

[Aphrodite]

Duh, it was a dead link, Koily.

You must have dreamt it ;)

[koi]

its ok I wont tell anyone :D
I think I should post the pic

[Aphrodite]

Go ahead.

It was a fake link for a webcam NOT a photo.

Its still in prem, check it out for yourself.

[TED]

lol

Reminds me of when you and ASM tried to click on the link to mine and Amazons webcam :D

Who me ????

[zooworker]

Who me ????
Yes you.................:D

[TED]

Yes you.................:D

What did i do i wasnt even here :confused:

[zooworker]

What did i do i wasnt even here :confused:
We got recordings.................:rolleyes:

[TED]

We got recordings.................:rolleyes:

What of me clicking a link :eek:


only person round here that clicks links is KIO and there all Porn :D

[zooworker]

What of me clicking a link :eek:


only person round here that clicks links is KIO and there all Porn :D
Are you talking about the missing link.........:confused:

[TED]

Are you talking about the missing link.........:confused:

Nar the weakest link.............Goodbye :D

[koi]

LOL The missing link ,call the Police close the borders , I will hunt it down and I will do it in 24 hours .

[TED]

^^^ Talking of weakest links ^^^^

[koi]

lol I know :D