Congrats to Amazon

[Lomithrandel]

All hail your new queen, AmazonBitch!

Thanks to all those who applied, you can be royal concubines if you would like :D.

[rk237]

Whoo! Regional representation even. ;)
Long live.

[koi]

Aphrodite is going to be pissed :D


Long live King Monkey and Queen Aphrodite

[Lomithrandel]

Koi is now the Royal Privvy Cleaner :D

[koi]

What are you saying I was always the privvy cleaner :D

[Beer_Monkey]

ey up

Aph is queen

[rk237]

ey up

Aph is queen

Aph disappeared and the people need leadership. She needs to come and seize her throne then! :p

[Lomithrandel]

ey up

Aph is queen
You had your chance to stop the usurping, you didn't, so you are out :D.

[koi]

ey up

Aph is queen

said like the true king :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

there seems to be an uprising in this magic kingdom. minnie mouse has stopped offering free blow jobs

[AmazonBitch]

All hail your new queen, AmazonBitch!

Thanks to all those who applied, you can be royal concubines if you would like :D.

Thanks babe. Oh - and anyone choosing to be a royal concubine will be promoted to royal porcupine if I catch you. :cool:

[Aphrodite]

Sorry to stomp all over your parade Amazon, but the REAL queen is home now so you and The Traitor can quit this little facade and go back to your dayjobs ;)

[rk237]

There you are! :)

[Aphrodite]

Here I am :D

[AmazonBitch]

Sorry to stomp all over your parade Amazon, but the REAL queen is home now so you and The Traitor can quit this little facade and go back to your dayjobs ;)

I'm already at my day job. I multi-task. :D

[Lomithrandel]

Aphrodite was a piss poor queen, Amazon for the win.

[Aphrodite]

Your too late, its over, give it up.

[Lomithrandel]

Hardly, you will lose.

[Aphrodite]

Your living in a fantasy world boy.

Everyone backs Monkey

Noone likes you

[sar94pga]

Your living in a fantasy world boy.

Everyone backs Monkey

Noone likes you

i dunno...i asked for a title like months ago...:D :D

[Aphrodite]

Forget the promises of titles and material crap - who do you want to be King?


Not that it matters anyway since this is a dictatorship not a democracy, but you should decide without thinking about what you can get, just who would be better.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i'm sar's bitch so she has to give me a title now

[sar94pga]

i'm sar's bitch so she has to give me a title now

where did that come from? i am a mere fairy, i don't get to give out titles. :D i could tell you that you could be the premium fairy boy...but thats just not nice...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

that would be a cruel an unusual punishment. i think zoo is up for the part though :D

[sar94pga]

that would be a cruel an unusual punishment. i think zoo is up for the part though :D

aww, poor zoo. what did he do? all he did was set up a poll to ask a question. i would have, but i didnt have the balls to.

and bastard, if you wish to be the town fool, so be it. at least until i can come up with something better...

[Lomithrandel]

What can I do better? Pretty much everything, since you guys don't really do much or say much except spam. So pretty much anything I do will be an improvement.

[Aphrodite]

LMAO You must be fucking joking

[sar94pga]

What can I do better? Pretty much everything, since you guys don't really do much or say much except spam. So pretty much anything I do will be an improvement.

um, Lomi. I like to spam. its fun. and correct me if i am wrong here hon, but didnt you do a "drive by spamming" not to long ago?

so, tell us, what would you do better? you want us to follow you, tell us why we should..

[Aphrodite]

Ha!

Thatll shut him up - hes got NOTHING ;)

[Lomithrandel]

I never said I was completely free of all spam, but I don't make it my mission to spam.

As far as what I can offer, strong leadership, a sense of direction, and an implacable sense of self. I would like to see the forum go back to the way it used to be, in the days of old this forum was more than just a casual meeting place, there was useful information for both employees and non alike. The book section suggestion is just the beginning and I know this forum can become something great.

[sar94pga]

I never said I was completely free of all spam, but I don't make it my mission to spam.

As far as what I can offer, strong leadership, a sense of direction, and an implacable sense of self. I would like to see the forum go back to the way it used to be, in the days of old this forum was more than just a casual meeting place, there was useful information for both employees and non alike. The book section suggestion is just the beginning and I know this forum can become something great.

what would be the first thing you would change/implement?

[Aphrodite]

I never said I was completely free of all spam, but I don't make it my mission to spam.

As far as what I can offer, strong leadership, a sense of direction, and an implacable sense of self. I would like to see the forum go back to the way it used to be, in the days of old this forum was more than just a casual meeting place, there was useful information for both employees and non alike. The book section suggestion is just the beginning and I know this forum can become something great.


That right there is why you could never be King even if it was an option (which it isnt)

Youre so far up your own arse its unbelievable.

Youre just a no-talent wannabe who wouldnt know 'fun' if a clown was smashing him in the face with the world biggest jokebook.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

That right there is why you could never be King even if it was an option (which it isnt)

Youre so far up your own arse its unbelievable.

Youre just a no-talent wannabe who wouldnt know 'fun' if a clown was smashing him in the face with the world biggest jokebook.

sorry, i gave lomi a bad bag of weed. he'll be ok in the morning. plus he's from canada so he has it bad enough :p

[zooworker]

I know this forum can become something great.
I thought it was great.

[sar94pga]

I thought it was great.

it is

we make it great. all of us, no matter who our king and queen are. every monarchy needs to have an attempted over throwing to survive. its part of history.

[zooworker]

it is

we make it great. all of us, no matter who our king and queen are. every monarchy needs to have an attempted over throwing to survive. its part of history.
Makes it stronger........

[yousickf'ingbastard]

or turns it to Atlantis

[sar94pga]

or turns it to Atlantis

why do you always have to be so negative? you'd think your the one who lost his throne :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i was named the knight clown, i never had a chance at the throne! :D

[sar94pga]

i was named the knight clown, i never had a chance at the throne! :D

well at least you didnt go all benedict arnold on IHBB. that would have been bad. you a loyal little bastard. good for you!

[Aphrodite]

sorry, i gave lomi a bad bag of weed. he'll be ok in the morning. plus he's from canada so he has it bad enough :p

No more drugs for that man okay?

You remember what happened last time when he 3 spoons of cough medicine instead of 2. ;)

i was named the knight clown, i never had a chance at the throne!

You are Official IHBB Royal Knight AND the IHBB Awards 2006 Winner for Funniest Poster....NOT teh knight clown :rolleyes::D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i always double what i'm supposed to take. you can never be sure if you already did it

[Aphrodite]

YOURE okay, you can hold your drugs. Its Lomitraitor thats the problem.

Half a glass of Babysham and Lemonade and hes unconcious on the floor.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

sounds like you've done this before ;)

[Aphrodite]

Yeah.

At the annual IHBB party last year we had to drag him out of his own vomit to save his life. We voted first of course ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

lomi can't handle the alcohol. he gets drunk off of cough syrup

[Aphrodite]

yeah, and when he gets drunk he likes to dress up in his mums clothes.

Its a scary sight

[yousickf'ingbastard]

well he must be drunk every night then :eek:

[Aphrodite]

Hahahahhahaahahahaha


Thats what his mum told me when I saw her in town buying Lomi new pjamas with fire engines on :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

my mom saw his mom buying power ranger underwear for him

[Aphrodite]

were they tiny whities?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

only the best for lomi

[Aphrodite]

...or 'my wittle wommiekins' as his mom calls him

[yousickf'ingbastard]

:D

he's a big boy now. hes almost out of his trainers

http://www.babyclothbottoms.com/images/TrainingPant_Print2_M.jpg

we all get a good laugh when he points to his crotch and counts

[Aphrodite]

Hhahahahahahhahhahahahahhaha Thats great!!

1....2....3....er


is that an actual pic of his actual trainers?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

its actually enlarged twice to see the features

[Aphrodite]

LOL

..and he still needs a safety pin to stop them falling down :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

he just upgraded on his 30th birthday to safety pins. his parents are proud of him. once he hits 40 he'll be wearing regular underwear before going back to diapers at 50

[Aphrodite]

Why bother?

He should just stay in diapers the whole time since he talks so much shit and he talks out of his arse, they should come in handy ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

he is a heavy shitter :eek:

[OzMan]

i always double what i'm supposed to take. you can never be sure if you already did it

That used to be my philosophy on driving: take the posted speed limit, double it, and add 5;)

[rk237]

That used to be my philosophy on driving: take the posted speed limit, double it, and add 5;)

Heh heh no wonder you think Californians are too slow during the rain. All we're doing is driving less recklessly than you! ;)
(however, you do admit this is a past philosophy)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

That used to be my philosophy on driving: take the posted speed limit, double it, and add 5;)

its not really breaking the speed limit until you get caught. thats when you know you were breaking the law

[OzMan]

Heh heh no wonder you think Californians are too slow during the rain. All we're doing is driving less recklessly than you! ;)
(however, you do admit this is a past philosophy)


Yes, I have mellowed with age;)

They actually pass me all the time in dry weather.... it's the rain that seems to throw them.

Tho, as you noticed, not really a problem anymore.....

[turtletime]

Yes, I have mellowed with age;)

They actually pass me all the time in dry weather.... it's the rain that seems to throw them.

Tho, as you noticed, not really a problem anymore.....

where the hell are you now, ozzie?

[OzMan]

where the hell are you now, ozzie?

Just like it says above (next to my name).

Those that know me probably have figured out EXACTLY where I am...... let's just say I've got no complaints;)