Who's King and Queen?

[zooworker]

OK, it appears that an over throw is happening here. What is your opinion on this subject?

[koi]

There is no over throw happening the king is Monkey because he has the biggest post count and he then bestows titles to others i.e. Queen, Prince, Princess, Duke, Executioner and other lesser titles like guards who have no say in royal affairs and should GUARD the king at all times and not let small uprisings happen:mad: :mad:

[the boy wonder uk]

Koi man spot on

Koi you been a bad boy.

Naughty Zoo.

[AbandonedDreams]

Ted is an arse. :p

[AmazonBitch]

There is no over throw happening the king is Monkey because he has the biggest post count and he then bestows titles to others i.e. Queen, Prince, Princess, Duke, Executioner and other lesser titles like guards who have no say in royal affairs and should GUARD the king at all times and not let small uprisings happen:mad: :mad:

I think Lomi's point is that Monkey has abandoned the throne and he is 2nd in line. Additionally, I have yet to see Monkey dispute it.

[koi]

Not so you can only be king if you are the top poster even if monkey left the forum then it would be the next top poster which would be Ted

[AmazonBitch]

Not so you can only be king if you are the top poster even if monkey left the forum then it would be the next top poster which would be Ted

You do realize you just argued against yourself right? You just said that the King is the one with the most posts and he decides who is Queen, Prince etc...

Monkey named Lomi the prince and next in line for the throne.

Besides - do you REALLY want to be at the mercy of Ted? :D

[koi]

Monkey gave Lomi the title of the bastard prince and it was lomi who changed it to prince next in line to the throne

[Aphrodite]

Damn right Koi ;)

Lomi has as much claim to the throne as a limp lettuce

[koi]

The Queen has retuned bow down and fear her wrath.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Koi_miller/queen.jpg

[zooworker]

Koi man spot on

Koi you been a bad boy.

Naughty Zoo.
Naughty? No, just wanted to bring this out to see what the board is thinking.

[Aphrodite]

Youre SUPPOSED to be the Royal Guard

Youve made a total fuckup of that by getting involved in The Traitors lame coup attempt.

You should have quashed this and instead you are joining in

Youre officially the worst guard in the history of the universe.

[zooworker]

Youre SUPPOSED to be the Royal Guard

Youve made a total fuckup of that by getting involved in The Traitors lame coup attempt.

You should have quashed this and instead you are joining in

Youre officially the worst guard in the history of the universe.
I was under cover, have to find the real reason behind the insurgents. :cool:

[koi]

I was under cover, have to find the real reason behind the insurgents. :cool:

Thats a shit reason you were hoping for a higher title be a man just admit it

[Aphrodite]

I was under cover, have to find the real reason behind the insurgents. :cool:

Your lies wont wash with me peasant

I can smell your bullshit a mile away

[the boy wonder uk]

"Death by burning!!"
"Death by burning!!"
"Death by burning!!"
"Death by burning!!"

[Aphrodite]

Tickets will be available at ihbb_royalexecutions.com

;)

[the boy wonder uk]

how much for stakeside seats?

[Aphrodite]

A Bargain at £25

...and you get free marshmallows on sticks to toast in the flames as you watch

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i cannot stress enough through these hard times of kings and queens that we all have to know and understand that TED is still an arse. we can never forget that. :D

[Aphrodite]

It IS important

Monkey and Aph have always been strong supporters of Ted being an arse :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i second that. i believe TED himself believes it too :D

[Aphrodite]

He gets upset if noone votes for him being an arse and doubly upset if it gets spelled a-s-s


...and by 'upset' I mean 'pissed' :D

[sar94pga]

okay, i am sorry, but i have to go middle of the road here. if we all want to live in fantasy land, thats fine. i'll play.

In theory, every king and queen needs a holiday. so, Monkey and Aph deserve time off. so, in true form, they are the rightful owners of the thrown. BUT, someone should have been left in charge of this roudy crew. You guys should have known that something like this would have happened if you went away for so long :)

and to argue another point, Monkey has been on since all of this started, and did nothing either way to stake his claim.

but what do i know, i just joined this site because i hate blockbuster!

so, i shall cast my vote. Sorry Lomi. i don't wanna be a royal concubine. I'd rather have my Koi.

[Aphrodite]

okay, i am sorry, but i have to go middle of the road here. if we all want to live in fantasy land, thats fine. i'll play.

In theory, every king and queen needs a holiday. so, Monkey and Aph deserve time off. so, in true form, they are the rightful owners of the thrown. BUT, someone should have been left in charge of this roudy crew. You guys should have known that something like this would have happened if you went away for so long :)

People WERE left in charge -

The Executioner
The Knights
The Duke
The Bastard Prince
The Head Cherleader
The Guard
The Drinks Taster

Only two Royals (The Duke and the Knight) were deserving of their titles and stayed loyal. The rest folded like a pack of cards at the slightest whiff of something better.

and to argue another point, Monkey has been on since all of this started, and did nothing either way to stake his claim.

Monkey is in the middle of moving house and so has only been on for a few minutes at a time, and was unaware of what was happening until I messaged him earlier. I sure hell be back properly when hes all setlled in his new place with his broad band back up.

but what do i know, i just joined this site because i hate blockbuster!

so, i shall cast my vote. Sorry Lomi. i don't wanna be a royal concubine. I'd rather have my Koi.

[AmazonBitch]

Only two Royals (The Duke and the Knight) were deserving of their titles and stayed loyal. The rest folded like a pack of cards at the slightest whiff of something better.

I think I was perfectly deserving of my title. I mean, how hard is it to be a Head Cheerleader?? :p

[Woodstock]

Guys - thrown (as in something that a King/Queen would sit on) is spelled Throne.

[rk237]

I think this happened once before, in the late 18th century . . . and everyone's friends again. So lets just get past the "hey you traitor!" part and go straight to friends. ;)

[Lomithrandel]

Monkey is not the top poster, he is the top spammer, I can count on one hand the posts he has made in the last year in the topical forums. Same with Aphrodite, so if you like being at the behest of two people who aren't among the masses then by all means...

[Aphrodite]

I see you wont have to use your arsehole tonight due to the vast amount of crap spewing out of your mouth.

First Monkey IS top poster. Learn it Love it Live it and get over it.

Second, you havent even BEEN here to see where my posts had been - if you had you would know that I post frequently in the employee sect...probably more than you.

[sar94pga]

so, i have a question. who will win if ted is still an arse?

i already cast my vote..so..i was just curious...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

he's won all the polls therefore he's an arse

i want a new title. i'm tired of being the funny man. i'll take the town fool if possible?

[Aphrodite]

Theres no poll.

Monkey and Aph are back to claim their kingdom and the evil lomi of nottingham gets killed off ;)

[Lomithrandel]

You can try, but I will not back down until you are monkey step down.

[sar94pga]

Theres no poll.

Monkey and Aph are back to claim their kingdom and the evil lomi of nottingham gets killed off ;)

wont that make a marter out of him? give him a silly role. like fetcher of koi's porn or the guy that gets to wash his sheets or something..

[Aphrodite]

You can try, but I will not back down until you are monkey step down.

That sentence makes no fucking sense whatsoever :rolleyes:

[Lomithrandel]

*Claps* Congratulations on catching me with a typo, I meant to say 'you and monkey'.

[Aphrodite]

*Claps* Congratulations on catching me with a typo, I meant to say 'you and monkey'.


I didnt mean the typo walrus breath,

I will not back down until you are monkey step down.

You typed you will not back down until Monkey and I back down.

The problem is, with all that backing down, therell be noone left standing...

[sar94pga]

I didnt mean the typo walrus breath,


You typed you will not back down until Monkey and I back down.

The problem is, with all that backing down, therell be noone left standing...

she has a point.....

[yousickf'ingbastard]

lomi has a habit of backing into things........:eek:

[Lomithrandel]

You are arguing semantics now, the sentence is perfectly logical, you just choose to nitpick. If this is how you fight your battles, you will surely lose.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

my speling has ben upgraded to an F+ in resant months. i think you koi four beeing such a god speling teacher

[sar94pga]

lomi has a habit of backing into things........:eek:

er..um..how do you know that?

[yousickf'ingbastard]

er..um..how do you know that?

it was late and i was totally wasted. i dared lomi to back his car over wicked to make sure she was dead. she wasn't until we ran over her.

[Aphrodite]

You are arguing semantics now, the sentence is perfectly logical, you just choose to nitpick. If this is how you fight your battles, you will surely lose.


Stop acting like the local fucking retard, its like Adam Brody back from the dead but without the funny bits.

[sar94pga]

suuuuuuuuuuuuure. so, if she is dead, how can you carry a torch for a dead chick. I know that you pride yourself on being sick and demented. but..DAMN. thats just nasty...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i know this question has been asked like a million times. so was adam brody a ghostnic?

[Aphrodite]

No



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[zooworker]

Youre SUPPOSED to be the Royal Guard

You should have quashed this and instead you are joining in
.

Forgive me my Queen,
I started this poll to draw out the traitors and bring in the troops. Which it seems your followers have responded well.
I have no intentions to go to the other side.
And I am glad to see you back, and we miss Beer Monkey.

Note: We captured the assassins Lomi hired trying to high jack a freighter to the UK.

[Lomithrandel]

lol this is all very amusing

[sar94pga]

lol this is all very amusing

eh, my nun comment in the nudity thread was more amusing.

[Lomithrandel]

This whole thing is amusing, the whole king/queen thing has always been a farce anyways, I was wondering how long it would be before aphrodite would snap, didnt take long. The board got boring, so I thought I would jazz things up a bit. :D

Wini Widi Wici

[sar94pga]

This whole thing is amusing, the whole king/queen thing has always been a farce anyways, I was wondering how long it would be before aphrodite would snap, didnt take long. The board got boring, so I thought I would jazz things up a bit. :D

Vini Vidi Vici

well done and mission accomplished!

and no

i still don't want to be your concubine!

[Lomithrandel]

awww, you sure? it pays well, and has good benefits :D

[sar94pga]

awww, you sure? it pays well, and has good benefits :D

i think that you might have to stand in line behind bastard and koi...i'm a popular girl. i think i will have to wait for the highest bidder. :D

[Lomithrandel]

thats not what you were saying when you thought i was king :D

[brantheman]

Enough!

We all know who the real Queen is.

........*ahem*.............

:cool:

[AbandonedDreams]

Enough!

We all know who the real Queen is.

........*ahem*.............

:cool:

My alliance has aways been with you Bran.

[Lomithrandel]

roflcopter

i guess its possible to live with more than one king and queen afterall, eh aphrodite? :D

[sar94pga]

thats not what you were saying when you thought i was king :D

oh, well, you can still be that king, i'll let you wear the crown if you want to, but, you have to take it off, because it hurts my head when you get rough.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i could never be king. i'd end up burning the entire kingdom down trying to roast marshmellows

[AmazonBitch]

Vini Vidi Vici

*whispers in Lomi's ear* That's spelled with "W"s, babe.... ;)

[sar94pga]

i could never be king. i'd end up burning the entire kingdom down trying to roast marshmellows

hahahahah. sadly, i can see that. but, if you were king, you could just make someone else do that roasting for you.

*whispers in Lomi's ear* That's spelled with "W"s, babe.... ;)

teehee.

[Lomithrandel]

*whispers in Lomi's ear* That's spelled with "W"s, babe.... ;)
I knew that.... *edits his post* :D

[turtletime]

he's won all the polls therefore he's an arse

i want a new title. i'm tired of being the funny man. i'll take the town fool if possible?

hell, i just want a title!!! :) :)

[sar94pga]

hell, i just want a title!!! :) :)

if you donate the 12 bucks to chris, you can come up with your own! thats what i did :D

[zooworker]

hell, i just want a title!!! :) :)
Just donate $12 and you can be a big turtle!:D

[turtletime]

if you donate the 12 bucks to chris, you can come up with your own! thats what i did :D

yeah....soon as i get some money!! :) still reeling from moving into our own very own very very own house!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[zooworker]

yeah....soon as i get some money!! :) still reeling from moving into our own very own very very own house!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/turtle.jpg
New avatar for you

[brantheman]

The women of IHBB fear me.

*puts on crown and frilly dress*

[OzMan]

Guys - thrown (as in something that a King/Queen would sit on) is spelled Throne.

Thank you for that.

I was just about to ask if we were playing baseball or international politics here;)

And when do we get to make fun of the self-appointed "top speller" for getting it wrong??:D

[OzMan]

Enough!

We all know who the real Queen is.

........*ahem*.............

:cool:


I was actually going to suggest this.... but over 500 posts in the last 24 fucking hours had me a bit behind the curve....

[OzMan]

*whispers in Lomi's ear* That's spelled with "W"s, babe.... ;)

Since when??:confused:

[AmazonBitch]

Since when??:confused:

Since always! It's Latin. And don't even try to argue with me before you remember that I have a degree in Opera Performance.

[OzMan]

Since always! It's Latin. And don't even try to argue with me before you remember that I have a degree in Opera Performance.

I'm sorry, but not all of us are only able to handle the phonetic (or should I say fonetic??:D) spelling........

http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-223038.html

[AmazonBitch]

I'm sorry, but not all of us are only able to handle the phonetic (or should I say fonetic??:D) spelling........

http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-223038.html

tema: Weni, Widi, Wici - Bittner Ladislav

A mam to zadarmo! Jake sluzby se daji na Internetu najit zadarmo – webove servery, mailservery, uschovny fotek? Lisi se situace v tuzemsku a ve svete? Jak si registrovat vlastni domenu?

[rk237]

A mam to zadarmo! Jake sluzby se daji na Internetu najit zadarmo – webove servery, mailservery, uschovny fotek? Lisi se situace v tuzemsku a ve svete? Jak si registrovat vlastni domenu?

Wow I'm not the only one who likes Jar Jar Binks!! :D ;)

(heh kidding!)

[URBAN_COWBOY]

Wow I'm not the only one who likes Jar Jar Binks!! :D ;)

(heh kidding!)fell out of my chair at that :D

[DraconianSM]

Beer Monkey is still the King:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/baby-orang-mb.jpg

And Lomi is the Prince:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/uk-prince.jpg

[Lomithrandel]

Feh! Last time I checked this was not a democracy, I am still king by usurpation.

[TED]

Ted's an arse

[Aphrodite]

Ted!!!

I missed you ;)

[TED]

Ted!!!

I missed you ;)

you've gone again !!!! :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

LOL

Were never going to post together again if we both only come on once a week :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

ted is almost at 10k and i'm just hitting 5k. :( am i not spamming enough?

[zooworker]

ted is almost at 10k and i'm just hitting 5k. :( am i not spamming enough?
You are doing fine, he has been around 3 years before you, so don't worry. You are spamming just fine!:D

[Aphrodite]

ted is almost at 10k and i'm just hitting 5k. :( am i not spamming enough?

No youre not

Youre turning into a spamming slacker Yusif


I blame myself...

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i also blame porn. it's kind of hard to type with one hand :rolleyes: :D

[Aphrodite]

Well you should have had enough practice at it by now ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i kind of forgot i had a left hand

[Aphrodite]

You should get lefty trained up asap.


What would you do if you broke your arm??:eek:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

You should get lefty trained up asap.


What would you do if you broke your arm??:eek:

i'll invent a robot to do the job for me :p

[Aphrodite]

Be careful with the electrics


Remember what happened in the tragic toaster accident of 2005.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Be careful with the electrics


Remember what happened in the tragic toaster accident of 2005.

well you never know how dangerous a toaster is until you try to use it in the bathtub.

[zooworker]

well you never know how dangerous a toaster is until you try to use it in the bathtub.
That could make for some soggy electrified toast,:cool:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

That could make for some soggy electrified toast,:cool:

the toast was ok. i liked it soggy :(

[sar94pga]

the toast was ok. i liked it soggy :(

eeeew.

...

[zooworker]

the toast was ok. i liked it soggy :(
How was the shock treatment??????:confused:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

How was the shock treatment??????:confused:

after the paramedics revived me, it turned out to be a failure. toasters aren't that waterproof. :(

[sar94pga]

after the paramedics revived me, it turned out to be a failure. toasters aren't that waterproof. :(

so thats where the ghost thing came from. i get it now.