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Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 02:01 PM
Lomi you two faced backstabbing toad

Monkey LET you be the Bastard Prince and how do you repay him?

By stabbing him the back at the first chance you get with your uber-lame coup attempt.

From this day forward Lomi will be forever known only as The Traitor and will lose all his royal privilages and live as an outcast in the wilderness.

All traitors that were sucked into Lomis little daydream will be forgiven and granted a full Royal Pardon if they swear alligence to the one true King and Queen below.


Koi, your loyalty will be rewarded.
koi
October 2nd, 2006, 02:24 PM
Welcome back Aphrodite the offical and one true Queen of IHBB
Beer_Monkey
October 2nd, 2006, 02:33 PM
Damm u people


I am motherfucking king


I declare Cowboy shallremove lomis head
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 02:38 PM
...and thats why I love you ;)


Long live King Monkey - the one true King
the boy wonder uk
October 2nd, 2006, 02:41 PM
Welcome back boss girl.






and you too Monkey
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 02:45 PM
Why thankyou Boywonder


Its good to see you werent sucked in to The Traitors little daydream ;)
the boy wonder uk
October 2nd, 2006, 02:47 PM
yours to command my lady
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 03:07 PM
Ill hold you to that wonderboy ;)
the boy wonder uk
October 2nd, 2006, 03:10 PM
just like a Martini.
koi
October 2nd, 2006, 03:14 PM
Thats what I am a Martini man , anyplace , anywhere , anytime :D
the boy wonder uk
October 2nd, 2006, 03:15 PM
any species?
koi
October 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
as long as she has a pulse :D
the boy wonder uk
October 2nd, 2006, 03:17 PM
she/it whatever!!!
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 03:24 PM
Your doll doesnt have a pulse Koi :p
koi
October 2nd, 2006, 03:28 PM
no just batteries and long golden hair :D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 2nd, 2006, 03:33 PM
i never wanted another king/queen. i'll always remain loyal. you guys rock!

can i have my $1 now? :p
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 03:47 PM
I never doubted your loyalty for a second Sir Yusif of IHBB ;)


You can have a free ticket to the Zooworker burning if you like
yousickf'ingbastard
October 2nd, 2006, 03:48 PM
how many times can a person be burned? :D
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 03:59 PM
Depends how thick he is... :p
yousickf'ingbastard
October 2nd, 2006, 04:02 PM
i think we've reached his soul
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 04:17 PM
I thought he already sold that to Lomitraitor
rk237
October 2nd, 2006, 05:24 PM
Oh hey welcome back Aph. :D
Where the heck were ya?
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 05:29 PM
Things to do, people to see...I do have a life you know :D

Nice to see you too RK ;)


I cant believe what the lomitraitor tried to pull :rolleyes:
rk237
October 2nd, 2006, 05:41 PM
Things to do, people to see...I do have a life you know :D

Oh yeah, one of those. I have one from time to time on rare occasion.


Nice to see you too RK ;)


I cant believe what the lomitraitor tried to pull :rolleyes:

Heh heh well at least he's back and posting again after his own big long disappearance. I think he was just trying to fill the void since you guys hadn't been posting lately. However, you never needed to be seriously concerned: Americans/Canadians just aren't cut out for royalty. ;)
Woodstock
October 2nd, 2006, 05:48 PM
I never had faith in Lomi being a good king. Welcome back Aphro!

Please excuse the title that I gave myself, of being the Dancing Queen. I don't mean it in the royal sense, but in a fun way.
AmazonBitch
October 2nd, 2006, 05:50 PM
All traitors that were sucked into Lomis little daydream will be forgiven and granted a full Royal Pardon if they swear alligence to the one true King and Queen below.

Can I at least have a less lame title? :cool:

Americans/Canadians just aren't cut out for royalty. ;)

If you don't want me to start a civil war between my stilletto and your ass you'd better watch your mouth.
rk237
October 2nd, 2006, 05:56 PM
If you don't want me to start a civil war between my stilletto and your ass you'd better watch your mouth.

Yikes. I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to offend you Amazon! :o
Lomithrandel
October 2nd, 2006, 06:01 PM
If you guys dont mind having a king who does nothing but spam in the off topic forum and a queen who follows him blindly, then by all means, but the forum is now split, the lines are drawn. We will fight to the death.
Aphrodite
October 2nd, 2006, 06:17 PM
Spam in the off topic forum???

Monkey posts intresting and amusing threads for everyones enjoyment.
Youre talking about the man who gave us The IHBB awards, the Forum invasion threads and who actually has his own forum within R+R

What have you posted for our entertainment ?
The IHBB book thread?
wooooo :rolleyes:

..and I dont follow him blindly, we talk about everything in pms first.
yousickf'ingbastard
October 2nd, 2006, 06:54 PM
Spam in the off topic forum???

Monkey posts intresting and amusing threads for everyones enjoyment.
Youre talking about the man who gave us The IHBB awards, the Forum invasion threads and who actually has his own forum within R+R

What have you posted for our entertainment ?
The IHBB book thread?
wooooo :rolleyes:

..and I dont follow him blindly, we talk about everything in pms first.

i saw book and never clicked on it. sorry lomi. books aren't my specialty unless it's the best of playboy (1000 pages) book

i'll post something in it
Lomithrandel
October 2nd, 2006, 06:57 PM
Different strokes for different folks.
AbandonedDreams
October 2nd, 2006, 08:17 PM
as long as she has a pulse :D

That's not what you said in the "where in the fuck is everybody?" thread! : O
OzMan
October 3rd, 2006, 12:05 AM
Americans/Canadians just aren't cut out for royalty. ;)

Are you REALLY that unaware of history??:D

Ever see Canadian pesos?? They have the bloody queen on their money.

Oh, and shouldn't someone point out that Cowboy seemed to be backing the insurrection?? Do you REALLY want him in charge of executing the upstarts??;)
rk237
October 3rd, 2006, 08:19 AM
Are you REALLY that unaware of history??:D

Ever see Canadian pesos?? They have the bloody queen on their money.


I was meaning as involved personnel.
I know Canada's head of state is Queen Elizabeth II. I also can't think of any Canadians or Americans who were very successful at being royal n' stuff. In fact, the trend in history has been a separation from this model, the USA through conflict and Canada in varying stages during its own history.

It was a sweeping generalization about North American culture that should never have been made, as Amazon pointed out. What it wasn't was any kind of statement meant to deny history or Canada's tie to the UK. :)
koi
October 3rd, 2006, 11:02 AM
I thought he already sold that to Lomitraitor

LOL The Lomitraitor :D
the boy wonder uk
October 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
LOL The Lomitraitor :D

Played by Arnie?
yousickf'ingbastard
October 3rd, 2006, 07:20 PM
the queen arrives but the king leaves again. it's like you guys are divorced and can never be in the same room together because it would be too weird
the boy wonder uk
October 4th, 2006, 12:11 AM
could Aph be BM's Ghostnic?





Nah dont bear thinking about.
TED
October 5th, 2006, 02:47 PM
welcome back :)
DraconianSM
October 5th, 2006, 04:28 PM
I would have resigned as "Royal Beer and Spirits Tester/ Photoshop Guy" if Lomi was king. Or better yet I could act like I was faithful to Lomi, but all along let him drink 'stale' or 'skunky' beer.

Long live Monkey and Aph!:D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Long live Monkey and Aph!:D

yeah, don't they look great together

http://www.faeriebox.com/kimpics/WeirdCoupleDC00pcd0016s4.jpg
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 06:27 PM
welcome back :)

Thanks Ted :-* :-*
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 06:28 PM
yeah, don't they look great together

http://www.faeriebox.com/kimpics/WeirdCoupleDC00pcd0016s4.jpg

Yes we do :D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Yes we do :D

only you can wear a silver skin tight suit after labor day :p
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 06:53 PM
Thats soo true Yusif ;)


I like this thread :D


What happened to the Monkey and Aph Praise thread?
I liked that one too :p
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 06:55 PM
yeah, don't they look great together

http://www.faeriebox.com/kimpics/WeirdCoupleDC00pcd0016s4.jpg
Is it my server, or did WM steal the pic again. I see red x :eek:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 06:56 PM
whatever happened to the "What A Sweet Ass" thread? oh *sigh* we all remember this picture...... (http://yousickfuckingbastard.blogspot.com/2005/09/am-i-flagged-yet.html)
zooworker
October 5th, 2006, 06:59 PM
whatever happened to the "What A Sweet Ass" thread? oh *sigh* we all remember this picture...... (http://yousickfuckingbastard.blogspot.com/2005/09/am-i-flagged-yet.html)
Kick start and fill her up .......:D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 07:04 PM
we gotta honk the horns :D
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Dont mention that withered old crones name in my fabulous thread


She is becoming too infamous on this forum, when in reality she was nothing but a stain.
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:06 PM
we gotta honk the horns :D

That was one of my favorite pics Yus :cool:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 07:08 PM
she doesn't reply as much now. doesn't she have another birthday coming up? i hope she liked my last birthday thread for her :D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 07:08 PM
That was one of my favorite pics Yus :cool:

oh i loved that pic a lot myself. seems to be a fav for all people
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:19 PM
she doesn't reply as much now. doesn't she have another birthday coming up? i hope she liked my last birthday thread for her :D

Im sure she loved it :p

Remember when you made MY birthday thread...much nicer than the red posting bitches :cool:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 07:35 PM
well you are one of the cool people. wicked is just one of the cave people
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Thats so true. :D


Wicked is like one those gross deformed cave people in The Cave..except shes NOT that pretty.
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 07:48 PM
a gremlins asshole looks better than wicked
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 08:00 PM
lol

a dogs asshole with gremins chode clingons dunked in raw sewage looks better than wicked
yousickf'ingbastard
October 5th, 2006, 08:05 PM
:D

her own asshole looks better than her
Aphrodite
October 5th, 2006, 08:24 PM
:D


Adam Brodys asshole looks better than her
sar94pga
October 5th, 2006, 09:01 PM
lol

a dogs asshole with gremins chode clingons dunked in raw sewage looks better than wicked

thats just funny. thanks aph!
Aphrodite
October 7th, 2006, 07:29 AM
No problem


Ill be here all week :D
rk237
October 7th, 2006, 08:17 AM
Ill be here all week :D

Aww is that it? :eek:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 7th, 2006, 05:39 PM
she'll be here for a week and gone for a year
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 04:29 PM
Wrong


Im back again Yus ;)
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 04:54 PM
Wrong


Im back again Yus ;)

oh my mistake, here for a week and gone for a month :D
zooworker
October 18th, 2006, 05:08 PM
oh my mistake, here for a week and gone for a month :D
I'm sure the Queen has other duties that occupy her time. As a Queen can be a full schedule probably.;)
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 05:10 PM
I'm sure the Queen has other duties that occupy her time. As a Queen can be a full schedule probably.;)

all she does is sits on her ass and eats mangos all day :eek:

the other queen in the other kingdom of course :rolleyes:
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 05:39 PM
I wish

Being queen is hard work.... you have to know everything about everybody


Oh, the files I have on you Yusif...
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 05:43 PM
how soon was it until your eyes starting burning ;)
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 05:50 PM
Page 1, word 1 :p
zooworker
October 18th, 2006, 05:51 PM
how soon was it until your eyes starting burning ;)
I'm sure she was wearing some kind of filters for this.:cool:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Page 1, word 1 :p

it's pretty basic. no words bigger than 3 letters.

I'm sure she was wearing some kind of filters for this.:cool:

must've been some super filters because it's pretty graphic :eek:
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Im saving it all up until you become president and then im going to blackmail you :cool:
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 06:22 PM
if i become president, i'll make sure every school has a playboy for each and every student
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 06:32 PM
An excellent idea. ;)

Maybe then they wont grow up into freaks who turn the boxes over in BB if they see the outline of an ass on the cover :rolleyes:

Ill vote for you if you have another good policy?
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 06:34 PM
It'll be hidden. If you fold my bumper sticker a certain way, you can see a naked woman on all fours. :D
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 06:45 PM
Guarenteed to cause a crash or your money back :p
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 07:44 PM
sounds like a good slogan
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 07:58 PM
I just patented it so its a dollar everytime you use it ;)
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 08:01 PM
well that makes you a millionaire because i'm gonna be spreading my "joy" all over the nation :D
Aphrodite
October 18th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Cool....I always wanted to be a millionaire

Ill hand in my notice tomorrow


Oh, and Id like a couple of freebies as well :D
yousickf'ingbastard
October 18th, 2006, 08:53 PM
you can buy your own island
OzMan
October 18th, 2006, 10:38 PM
it's pretty basic. no words bigger than 3 letters.

Funny, you seem like a four-letter-word type of guy to me;)