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johnlow71
October 29th, 2006, 04:28 AM
alright everybody lets see who could have the best costume, heres mine

http://awfulcommercials.com/stills/geico01.jpg

DraconianSM
October 29th, 2006, 06:23 AM
I saw you post that idea in another thread. I love the idea, although if not done correctly people may mistake you for "Teen Wolf".

I also liked your Peyton Manning in Disguise idea.

DraconianSM
October 29th, 2006, 10:23 AM
:)

http://beer.com/beer.com-Content_C-trackerFrame_trackerframensfw.html?type=VIDEO&postdate=null&article=061027_honest_advertising_video&id=1161683067343&url=http%3A//www.collegehumor.com/video%3A1715915

johnlow71
October 29th, 2006, 10:39 AM
hahahah so that was hilarious but is that guy the saleman, your costume your entering in my contest???? if so thats great.

sar94pga
October 29th, 2006, 10:45 AM
LOL....hold on john, let me find mine....


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f81/mslabatt/ip015787.jpg


there. i think that is fitting....

Lomithrandel
October 29th, 2006, 11:09 AM
I will be wearing sar94pga as a costume this year I think :D.

DraconianSM
October 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM
hahahah so that was hilarious but is that guy the saleman, your costume your entering in my contest???? if so thats great.

Sure. It's a close decision between the "Girls's Costume Warehouse Salesman" and "Sexy Mustard"....I'll go with the salesman:D

johnlow71
October 29th, 2006, 11:43 AM
nice sar, nice.

DraconianSM
October 29th, 2006, 11:45 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/costumes_3.jpg

sar94pga
October 29th, 2006, 11:59 AM
I will be wearing sar94pga as a costume this year I think :D.

hahahaha. i might be able to arrange that...

AmazonBitch
October 29th, 2006, 12:33 PM
http://www.kyokushin.co.jp/gallery/2005/newyork/06.jpg


Literally - I'm just going to wear my Karate Gi all day.... And on the side - I can't beleive that stupid bitch is a black belt. She's leaving her face wide open during a kick.

coldie
October 29th, 2006, 12:46 PM
Though maybe a grand total of 4 people will actually know who it is the entire day, I'm dressing as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Basically all white clothes, eyeballs on the wrists, white suspenders, a bowler hat, cane, and fake eyelashes on the right eye.

http://mnlg.com/jfs/archive_P/2001/jfsPics/gifs/clockw5.jpg

whorehoppin
October 29th, 2006, 12:57 PM
Though maybe a grand total of 4 people will actually know who it is the entire day, I'm dressing as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Basically all white clothes, eyeballs on the wrists, white suspenders, a bowler hat, cane, and fake eyelashes on the right eye.

http://mnlg.com/jfs/archive_P/2001/jfsPics/gifs/clockw5.jpg

you'll probably hear a lot of morons saying you're dressed like Gnarls Barkley.

SavageUK
October 29th, 2006, 01:44 PM
Though maybe a grand total of 4 people will actually know who it is the entire day, I'm dressing as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Basically all white clothes, eyeballs on the wrists, white suspenders, a bowler hat, cane, and fake eyelashes on the right eye.

http://mnlg.com/jfs/archive_P/2001/jfsPics/gifs/clockw5.jpg
I think most people would know who you're dressed as, the Alex from Clockwork Orange costume is pretty standard for Halloween. Not dissing it or anything, just I think most people will know who you're dressed as.

HardcoreKeith
October 29th, 2006, 03:18 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

wazootybob
October 29th, 2006, 07:13 PM
And on the side - I can't beleive that stupid bitch is a black belt. She's leaving her face wide open during a kick.

And on a side note - a woman who could kick my butt is hot.

Aphrodite
October 29th, 2006, 08:04 PM
In UK we dont really dress up in any fancy dress, its only spooky fancy dress like zombies, dracula, vampires, witches...

SavageUK
October 29th, 2006, 08:11 PM
In UK we dont really dress up in any fancy dress, its only spooky fancy dress like zombies, dracula, vampires, witches...
It is??? '

Aphrodite
October 29th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Pretty much

igniteice
October 29th, 2006, 08:26 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

#104383
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

#152737
<J-dogg> Your pretty funny
<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx
<J-dogg> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<J-dogg> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
<J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<J-dogg> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza.
<J-dogg> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<J-dogg> How did you know?
<J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> wtf?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat
<DirtyKate> Fuk

Lomithrandel
October 29th, 2006, 08:33 PM
lol classic bloodninja stuff, kickin it old school

sar94pga
October 30th, 2006, 11:03 PM
lol classic bloodninja stuff, kickin it old school

i'm sorry, was that english? haha

zooworker
October 30th, 2006, 11:04 PM
i'm sorry, was that english? haha
Nah, that's Canadian.:rolleyes:

sar94pga
October 30th, 2006, 11:07 PM
Nah, that's Canadian.:rolleyes:

i should have known.

OzMan
October 30th, 2006, 11:07 PM
I think most people would know who you're dressed as, the Alex from Clockwork Orange costume is pretty standard for Halloween. Not dissing it or anything, just I think most people will know who you're dressed as.


Maybe it's standard where you are. I think it would be me and three other people recognising it here.

SavageUK
October 31st, 2006, 09:51 AM
Maybe it's standard where you are. I think it would be me and three other people recognising it here.
Same for the rest of the UK, and I assumed USA too... where are you then :)?

OzMan
October 31st, 2006, 01:47 PM
Same for the rest of the UK, and I assumed USA too... where are you then :)?

Look up.

Like someone said, everyone in the States would assume it's Gnarles Barkley, because Yanks (for the most part) have such a short attention span....they're not going to remember a character in a movie from three decades ago.

Actually, the short attention span explains a lot;)

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 12:20 AM
Sorry i'm late guys :)

http://garbageisbeautiful.com/junk/nasty.jpg

Whoops, sorry about that, Sar. I probably should have RSVP'd. :rolleyes:

CreepyNormal
November 1st, 2006, 12:24 AM
Here's me, at home since no one at work today brought in a camera.

http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%209.jpg
http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%2010.jpg
http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%2011.jpg

OzMan
November 1st, 2006, 12:26 AM
Here's me, at home since no one at work today brought in a camera.

http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%209.jpg
http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%2010.jpg
http://saintsmythe.illemonati.com/pics/Picture%2011.jpg

We saw someone wearing that out on Friday night.........

The slutty nurse was much more fun to look at;)

johnlow71
November 1st, 2006, 04:26 AM
nice bran, wow good 1.

SavageUK
November 1st, 2006, 08:31 AM
Like someone said, everyone in the States would assume it's Gnarles Barkley, because Yanks (for the most part) have such a short attention span....they're not going to remember a character in a movie from three decades ago.

Bart Simpson also dressed up as Alex (from A Clockwork Orange), so is it really that unheard of?

Lomithrandel
November 1st, 2006, 01:43 PM
Sorry i'm late guys :)

http://garbageisbeautiful.com/junk/nasty.jpg

Whoops, sorry about that, Sar. I probably should have RSVP'd. :rolleyes:
oh dear god...

i'm sorry, was that english? haha
be thankful i am not a newfy, you wouldnt be able to understand a thing i said no matter what

yousickf'ingbastard
November 1st, 2006, 01:49 PM
Sorry i'm late guys :)

http://garbageisbeautiful.com/junk/nasty.jpg

Whoops, sorry about that, Sar. I probably should have RSVP'd. :rolleyes:

looks like marine has a date to the prom! :p

zooworker
November 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM
looks like marine has a date to the prom! :p
You sure that wasn't marine Bran had a phot of?

yousickf'ingbastard
November 1st, 2006, 05:54 PM
You sure that wasn't marine Bran had a phot of?

If I look a little closely. Yeah, I see him.

sar94pga
November 1st, 2006, 07:08 PM
Sorry i'm late guys :)

http://garbageisbeautiful.com/junk/nasty.jpg

Whoops, sorry about that, Sar. I probably should have RSVP'd. :rolleyes:

OMG! i love it!!!!

rk237
November 1st, 2006, 07:16 PM
OMG! i love it!!!!

Me too (is it just me or does he look pretty excited in that pic) ;)

yousickf'ingbastard
November 1st, 2006, 07:18 PM
Me too (is it just me or does he look pretty excited in that pic) ;)

how can you make me look at it that way. now i can't look at anymore. :eek:

URBAN_COWBOY
November 1st, 2006, 07:22 PM
Sorry i'm late guys :)

http://garbageisbeautiful.com/junk/nasty.jpg

Whoops, sorry about that, Sar. I probably should have RSVP'd. :rolleyes:oh Good Lord. Could you be any more flaming?:D

sar94pga
November 1st, 2006, 07:22 PM
looks like marine has a date to the prom! :p

bran wouldnt stoop that low.

and besides, if Bran were too stoop that low, he would be in a dominatrix costume carrying a whip and Marine would be the asshole on his knees with a black mask on his face and one of those rubber balls stuck in his mouth.

yousickf'ingbastard
November 1st, 2006, 07:30 PM
bran wouldnt stoop that low.

and besides, if Bran were too stoop that low, he would be in a dominatrix costume carrying a whip and Marine would be the asshole on his knees with a black mask on his face and one of those rubber balls stuck in his mouth.

marine does that for 5 cents an hour. imagine what you get for a quarter :eek:

zooworker
November 1st, 2006, 07:57 PM
marine does that for 5 cents an hour. imagine what you get for a quarter :eek:
No thanks, I won't try and picture a quaters worth......http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/the_turtle/supasmsm0.gif

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 08:22 PM
bran wouldnt stoop that low.

and besides, if Bran were too stoop that low, he would be in a dominatrix costume carrying a whip and Marine would be the asshole on his knees with a black mask on his face and one of those rubber balls stuck in his mouth.

Very true. I've been with the same person for a year, and neither of us wear green fairy costumes. Ever. :D

I'm much sexier than marine anyway.


http://mikey.i.ph/albums/images/obese_fat_guy.jpg
Marine: Sorry guyz that i couldnt make it two teh partay i wuz on monster.com lolololz

Woodstock
November 1st, 2006, 09:18 PM
Bran - please warn a person before you post pictures like that! I nearly lost my lunch!

rk237
November 1st, 2006, 09:21 PM
Bran - please warn a person before you post pictures like that! I nearly lost my lunch!

It's ok, that guy would have eaten it. :p

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 09:23 PM
It's ok, that guy would have eaten it. :p

That guy is Marine. I told you. He has his webcam set up 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Just enough time to see him in action at IHBB.

zooworker
November 1st, 2006, 09:29 PM
That guy is Marine. I told you. He has his webcam set up 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Just enough time to see him in action at IHBB.
I wonder what he did in the marines, :rolleyes:

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 09:33 PM
I wonder what he did in the marines, :rolleyes:

Mopped the floors? :rolleyes:

zooworker
November 1st, 2006, 09:34 PM
Mopped the floors? :rolleyes:
With his belly?????????

sar94pga
November 1st, 2006, 09:43 PM
I wonder what he did in the marines, :rolleyes:

don't they have weight restrictions?

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 09:44 PM
With his belly?????????

Judging from that picture, I don't see how he'd be able to use anything BUT his belly. Her certaintly can't mop a floor like a normal person!

sar94pga
November 1st, 2006, 09:49 PM
Judging from that picture, I don't see how he'd be able to use anything BUT his belly. Her certaintly can't mop a floor like a normal person!

hey bran, i hear you are kind of a big deal....:D

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 09:52 PM
Yeah, well....People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

sar94pga
November 1st, 2006, 09:54 PM
Yeah, well....People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

its nice to be known huh? :cool:

brantheman
November 1st, 2006, 10:00 PM
its nice to be known huh? :cool:

Hmm, well, between the herds of paparazzi and the ridiculous tabloid stories, I'm not so sure that this is the life for me. :rolleyes:

zooworker
November 1st, 2006, 10:01 PM
its nice to be known huh? :cool:
That depends, known for what?.........

DraconianSM
November 1st, 2006, 11:05 PM
http://movies.ign.com/articles/742/742842p1.html

DraconianSM
November 1st, 2006, 11:17 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/cops-in-ballet-1b9.jpg

Aphrodite
November 2nd, 2006, 05:26 AM
Judging from that picture, I don't see how he'd be able to use anything BUT his belly. Her certaintly can't mop a floor like a normal person!

Hate to rain on your parade Brandon, but I already posted that pic last year as Adambrody. :D

rk237
November 2nd, 2006, 06:39 AM
Hate to rain on your parade Brandon, but I already posted that pic last year as Adambrody. :D

A-ha! So you're Adambrody!! :rolleyes: ;)

Aphrodite
November 2nd, 2006, 07:50 AM
Oh no, Im busted :D


Bad RK, you know full what I meant :p

rk237
November 2nd, 2006, 07:59 AM
Oh no, Im busted :D


Bad RK, you know full what I meant :p

Yes, but I thought I'd revel in mass confusion. ;)

Aphrodite
November 2nd, 2006, 08:08 AM
You have to be careful when accusing someone of being a ghostnik dontcha know :p

rk237
November 2nd, 2006, 08:10 AM
You have to be careful when accusing someone of being a ghostnik dontcha know :p

I think Satan is just God's ghostie.

Aphrodite
November 2nd, 2006, 08:24 AM
More likely the other way round ;)

johnlow71
November 2nd, 2006, 09:43 AM
so ummmmm we need a costume winner, and i would like everybody to say whos they like best. all thou we didnt get that many contestants. but we have enuff. thanks for all that particpated jl.

o and you cant vote for yourself.

johnlow71
November 2nd, 2006, 09:55 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/costumes_3.jpg

this gets my vote congrats drac you got me on that 1.

DraconianSM
November 2nd, 2006, 10:06 AM
http://awfulcommercials.com/stills/geico01.jpg

If the makeup could be done right, this idea would be a great costume. I can see johnlow playing the geico caveman. It would be even better if he also had a friend dress up as another geico caveman and go into a fine dining restaurant. :D

My vote goes to johnlow71

johnlow71
November 2nd, 2006, 10:07 AM
yea wow that would be fun.

alright good start

drac-1
johnlow71-1

Lomithrandel
November 2nd, 2006, 11:53 AM
sar wins end of thread

Aphrodite
November 2nd, 2006, 05:36 PM
Sar cant win because that wasnt really her costume silly.


I vote for Bran and Creepy for posting actual pics :cool:

sar94pga
November 2nd, 2006, 08:45 PM
sar wins end of thread

you're so dedicated. i love it. :D

but i am not certian that i could have pulled it off the way bran did.