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Beer_Monkey
December 3rd, 2006, 03:11 PM
Beer vs Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your
teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick
you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick
you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night
and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina
and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One poin t to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point
to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a
can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One
point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One
point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER



Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

johnlow71
December 3rd, 2006, 03:39 PM
beer yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lomithrandel
December 3rd, 2006, 03:56 PM
beer is the winner? i would disagree, i would take a vagina over a beer any day

ripGRUSH
December 3rd, 2006, 03:58 PM
ummmmmmmmmmmmm beer ummmmmmmmm!

ripGRUSH
December 3rd, 2006, 04:01 PM
personally i want them both at the same time. sometimes i use beer to get the panties to drop other times i need the beer to make me want the panties to drop.its a DRAW for me

DraconianSM
December 3rd, 2006, 05:05 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/DraconianSM/uk-prince.jpg

Go Beer!

rk237
December 3rd, 2006, 05:20 PM
You only get good head with a beer if it's poured right. However, head from a woman is always good.

zooworker
December 3rd, 2006, 06:58 PM
A combination of both , makes for a fun evening.:p

TED
December 4th, 2006, 10:15 AM
nice one monley :)

AbandonedDreams
December 4th, 2006, 05:58 PM
You only get good head with a beer if it's poured right. However, head from a woman is always good.

I think I have to disagree there.

BlockbusterLuvsU
December 4th, 2006, 06:31 PM
You only get good head with a beer if it's poured right. However, head from a woman is always good.

I don't know man, not always. I'd rather get no head than head from a woman who thinks using her teeth is erotic.

rk237
December 4th, 2006, 06:35 PM
I think I have to disagree there.

I don't know man, not always. I'd rather get no head than head from a woman who thinks using her teeth is erotic.

Well sorry to hear. I've had nothing but great experiences with this regard. (and I love teeth) :)

zooworker
December 4th, 2006, 06:50 PM
I don't know man, not always. I'd rather get no head than head from a woman who thinks using her teeth is erotic.
So you would rather a toothless woman. Not a pretty picture there.:o

zooworker
December 4th, 2006, 08:12 PM
try your luck
http://www.collegehumor.com/game:1704132

zooworker
December 4th, 2006, 08:30 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061201/capt.32b7b4788dbf4b88aa4e4881e6065d42.beer_labels_ wxs106.jpg?x=380&y=196&sig=ieFYGUzoVAVJ6GYw_kjAlw--
In this image released by Shelton Brothers, the design for a beer bottle label is shown. In a complaint filed in U.S. District, Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for Santa's Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine. The episode is reminiscent of last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.

Aphrodite
December 9th, 2006, 03:28 PM
Beer vs Vagina
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

I am a woman and I didnt feel any of that so BEER loses 1 point (10B/8V)

You only get good head with a beer if it's poured right. However, head from a woman is always good.

Thats so true..

(10B/9V)

Just need one more now for the draw :D