The THIRD Annual Awards

[Beer_Monkey]

So whos up for this:

Im not here as much as I used to be, I have work and a helluva social life which keeps me busy, what catagories would you like and who would you nominate for them. If there is enough demand I will follow this through im goin to be havin a week off in may so will have the time to write this.

I know its been a winner in the past so whos up for it?

[Jason]

Yeah sounds like a good idea :)

[sar94pga]

Hells yeah! cant have best porn poster anyway....so Koi's out. :(

i will have to think of some different categories...

[brantheman]

Sounds fun! I've been looking forward to this ever since I joined almost a year ago.

Would someone mind posting past categories to give me an idea, though? :)

[URBAN_COWBOY]

There is a separate subforum that you can see all the categories. a little research would've told you that. n00bs:rolleyes: :D

[brantheman]

There is a separate subforum that you can see all the categories. a little research would've told you that. n00bs:rolleyes: :D

See? I told you I was still a n00b. :)

[rk237]

I'm game. I was too newb last time to be included (although if I recall I did get to present an award).

Here were the cats last year:


Most Original Thread - awarded to the threads that are interesting in some way. Probably typical candidates this year would be "All Hail the King," "Give this Picture a Caption"
Last year's winner: All Hail the Legend

Best Porn Poster - designed for Koi to win. Porn has been banned from IHBB, but Koi did such a great job while he could that we should keep this award going, just for him.
Last year's winner: Koi

Best Topic - More expansive that most original thread, this one awards the best overall topic. This year a typical nominee would be "Customers say the darnedest Part 2"
Last year's winner: Real Lesbians

Dirty Old Perv - There's a bunch of us. Who's dirtiest? We vote.
Last year's winner: Koi

Biggest Retard - Fuckfaces come upon IHBB frequently. Some nominees this year will probably be marine and mexicansgohome (roni).
Last year's winner: Calypso

Best Female - Self explanatory.
Last year's winner: Aphrodite

Best Male - Also self explanatory.
Last year's winner: Beer Monkey

Best n00b - Honors a newb who made it through the hazing and is now a valued member of the community.
Last year's winner: csrldm (where the fuck is she?) :(

Funniest Poster - Nobody can deny this site provides laughs all the time.
Last year's winner: Yusif

Most Informative Poster - Yes, some of us still actually work at Blockbuster and use this site to exchange quality information.
Last year's winner: Miss Hailstorm

Best Fight - Smacking newbs is part of the cycle of life here at IHBB. Sometimes this turns into an all out thread of hate. A good nomination for this year's awards might be (marine vs. Ignite Ice)
Last year's winner: BM and Aph vs. Calypso

Absent Member Award - Awards the member we're all missing.
Last year's winner: ASM13685

Best Flamer - Awards the flamer with the best zings from the last year.
Last year's winner: Urban Cowboy


That's it.
I propose we introduce "Best Spam Thread" and "Best Game Thread" awards.

Also, maybe something like "Best American" "Best Brit" ("Best Canadian" "Best Australian" too perhaps?) ;)

[Woodstock]

That's it.
I propose we introduce "Best Spam Thread" and "Best Game Thread" awards.

Also, maybe something like "Best American" "Best Brit" ("Best Canadian" "Best Australian" too perhaps?) ;)

I would change Best American to Best North American - so this way you could include Canada, and the Best Brit to Best European?

[rk237]

I would change Best American to Best North American - so this way you could include Canada, and the Best Brit to Best European?

Makes sense!

[yousickf'ingbastard]

So whos up for this:

Im not here as much as I used to be, I have work and a helluva social life which keeps me busy, what catagories would you like and who would you nominate for them. If there is enough demand I will follow this through im goin to be havin a week off in may so will have the time to write this.

I know its been a winner in the past so whos up for it?

I'll probably be gone by the time is up and running, but don't worry, just send me my trophies through PMs. :p

[Aphrodite]

I won the first ever poll for best porn poster as well when me and Koi were having our quality vs quantity battle :p

Me and Heaven were posting our quality porn when Koi was just a twinkle in the forums eye ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

koi as a noob. twas the night before christmas, nothing was stirring except koi jacking off at granny porn.

[Aphrodite]

He was Bart Simpson - do you remember? :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

oh yeah. and look what he's become.

[Aphrodite]

Scary :eek:

:p

[Lomithrandel]

There should be a best drunk post as well :D.

[brantheman]

There should be a best drunk post as well :D.

Who in the world would win that? Hmmm... :D

Nominate me for best n00b or i'll shoot rainbow magic at all of you (because I have such power).

[rk237]

There should be a best drunk post as well :D.

Ha then I also move we create the award "most rk237-like member" (and I nominate myself)

[BBVcasualposter]

I second the last motion, and beleive you would win.

[AbandonedDreams]

There should be a best drunk post as well :D.


Some of us are still coherent when we drunk post! :p

[Lomithrandel]

I wasn't drunk, I was fucking smashed... there is a difference rofl.

[AbandonedDreams]

How bad was you hangover, btw? I wrote on your facebook wall, but I think everyone else here would like to know as well.

[Lomithrandel]

I don't get hangovers :).

[Beer_Monkey]

lol

Drunk postin is one of my specialties lol Im sure some of the long term members will remember.

As for the awards I will get the edge man on board again lol

[yousickf'ingbastard]

What year of Hungoverness is this Monkey? I think when I signed up you were just getting started. :p

[brantheman]

So when is this gonna happen? I read last years results thread. Fucking hilarious. I wish I could have been here for Calipso. That looked classic :(

[Beer_Monkey]

I will have been here 4 years in june

[OzMan]

I will have been here 4 years in june

Rookie:D

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[brantheman]

In about another month, i've been here for a year. Oh how time flies!

I have yet to bang another member, though.

[OzMan]

I have yet to bang another member, though.

I have nothing to say to that;)

[sar94pga]

I have nothing to say to that;)

hahahahhahahahhahahhhahahha..yup


no, not me.

[igniteice]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3349/0311marineiq5.jpg

[MissHailstorm]

Hi guys,

I've made a couple of random .html files to generate threads only created in the last year (since the last awards - which was dated March 12th), and also one to generate a random page from one of the 3 'Customers say the DARNEDEST things!' threads (only posted since Marh 12th 2006).

See attached .zip. You have to refresh the page each time to generate a new IHBB page.

If anyone finds anything cool, post the link. :)

[rk237]

That's neat MissH. Seeing a lot of stories I missed for some reason!

[brantheman]

I wanna know when we start voting!

[rk237]

I wanna know when we start voting!

Well first people nominate a day for voting, and then we vote on one. Whatever's decided becomes the day we vote for IHBB awards.

[Lomithrandel]

Um wrong rk, you forgot that we need to vote on the people to be part of an exploratory committee as to whether or not we will be voting at all.

[rk237]

Doh how could I forget?

[brantheman]

Um wrong rk, you forgot that we need to vote on the people to be part of an exploratory committee as to whether or not we will be voting at all.

Eh? :confused:

[OzMan]

Um wrong rk, you forgot that we need to vote on the people to be part of an exploratory committee as to whether or not we will be voting at all.

And before that, we need a recommendation committee to discuss the scope of the exploratory committee and recommend to the board that we have an exploratory committee.

And of course, to do that, we need to have a board;)

[BBVcasualposter]

This has more rules than BBV

[MissHailstorm]

This has more rules than BBV

Yeah, what do I need to become a member of the board? Is this expired library card, and bail notice okay...?

[rk237]

And before that, we need a recommendation committee to discuss the scope of the exploratory committee and recommend to the board that we have an exploratory committee.

And of course, to do that, we need to have a board;)

Ok if it were handy, I'd quote the thing about Vogons now and how they never do anything without hundreds of levels of bureaucracy. Too lazy to get my ass over to my bookshelf though. Pretend I'm quoting that. :)

[Aphrodite]

I will if you pretend that Im laughing ;)

[OzMan]

Ok if it were handy, I'd quote the thing about Vogons now and how they never do anything without hundreds of levels of bureaucracy. Too lazy to get my ass over to my bookshelf though. Pretend I'm quoting that. :)

Yeah, it's even worse than that..... too lazy, even, to search the web from the very chair you are sitting on;)

The Guide, and everything you need in it, is available online, y'know....

[Aphrodite]

..yeah, but that would require opening a whole new window - far too much like hard work :p

[yousickf'ingbastard]

what happened to the awards

[koi]

they were sold to buy drugs :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

we really need to get aph off the crank

[koi]

yes she does love licking crack :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i see she's queen for more than one thing then

[koi]

hell yes she can suck a medic en ball through a Mc Donald's straw

[yousickf'ingbastard]

thats the rumor in amsterdam

[koi]

LOL she can never go back there after being deported 16 time you get a life time ban

[Aphrodite]

Hey



That was just a simple misunderstanding ;)

[brantheman]

The Awards were cancelled?

This makes me cry. :(

[videoslave23]

The Awards were cancelled?

This makes me cry. :(

Don't worry, bran. You'll still be grandfathered into next year's awards for best nOOb.

[zooworker]

The Awards were cancelled?

This makes me cry. :(
DIdn't you know? BBI bought the exclusive rights from chris. ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

The Awards were cancelled?

This makes me cry. :(

i'll make my own awards ceremony.......what, what was that? Yusif wins all the awards. Thank you thank you, I would like to thank the hookers that voted for me and all the people that I deepy offended.

[zooworker]

i'll make my own awards ceremony.......what, what was that? Yusif wins all the awards. Thank you thank you, I would like to thank the hookers that voted for me and all the people that I deepy offended.
Yes and here is your award.......:p
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/steam040/0001.jpg

[Aphrodite]

i'll make my own awards ceremony.......what, what was that? Yusif wins all the awards. Thank you thank you, I would like to thank the hookers that voted for me and all the people that I deepy offended.

You won awards last time - or have you forgotten? ;)

[koi]

the sick one should always win awards :D

[Lomithrandel]

Heh I didn't win a thing last time, then again I believe I was gone for like 4 months, so it isn't terribly surprising.

[Aphrodite]

No Lomi, that wasnt the reason :p

[Lomithrandel]

:(

*sniffle*

[Aphrodite]

LOL :D

You know I was only joking ;)

[Blockbusterblonde]

I fucking missed it all last time.

[Aphrodite]

Well thats what happens when you only log on every 6 months...

[koi]

but it means you have lots to read :D

[yousickf'ingbastard]

You won awards last time - or have you forgotten? ;)

I pawned them for porn :o

[koi]

Porn is for life awards just gather dust :D

[Aphrodite]

He was IHBB Official Funniest Poster :cool:

[yousickf'ingbastard]

He was IHBB Official Funniest Poster :cool:

What do you mean was? Who else can pull a rabbit out of somebody's ass? Me.

[koi]

I do like watching that it was better when you pulled a hedgehog out of calipsos cock :D

[Aphrodite]

What do you mean was? Who else can pull a rabbit out of somebody's ass? Me.

lol

The 'was' was in the past because it was in the past that you recieved the award. So theres no need to worry....unless Bill Hicks decides to join the forum :D

[koi]

Now that would be amazing :D

[Aphrodite]

Doubley amazing since hes dead...


RIP Bill :)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Now that would be amazing :D

Doubley amazing since hes dead...


RIP Bill :)

I know some people, I might can pull that together.

[koi]

that I would like to see while they are at it bring back Elvis :D

[Aphrodite]

Can I put in a request for Kurt Cobain and River Phoenix?

[koi]

no......................:D

[Aphrodite]

Hey I wasnt asking you, I was asking Yusif ;)

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Can I put in a request for Kurt Cobain and River Phoenix?

Only if they bring the popcorn.

[Aphrodite]

Im sure that con be arranged ;)

[koi]

I hate pop corn can I have some dips