a word with customers...

[The_ASM]

if i'm off the clock i will engage in arguments, i will defend my pride to the utmost and might even end up whooping your ass.

this might sound out of context but 2 weeks ago 2 hour before my shift, i went to the same shopping center as where my store located at and ofcurse i had my shirt on. i leave micky d's and walk back towards my car that was parcked in front of my store and in front of my face some idiot bangs his door against mine. i flip and go at him screaming "what the **** are you doing?". the first thing the man does is look at my shirt and just ignored. so my temp. just went ...higher so i go right in front of his face "are you deaf or should i just write the shit down for you?" he backs off and responds "wtf is your problem". "my problem is the ****ing dent on my car's door". he peep and responds "i don't see nothing...and tries to walk away. i get furious and get in front him saying "so you are blind as well"..." ok...let me go talk to your manager you are really pissing me off"

i respond " 1.no manager can interfere with me defending my property 2.You are making this really hard as moments pass by 3. i'm the ****ing manager 4.you give me your information or i will call the cops 5.i'm off the clock..do you want the corporate #?

he gets pissed and gives me his insurance card and dirver license...and as he was walking off i tell him "that will be due next week".

[brantheman]

Do you think it would be possible to, I don't know, put all of your posts in one thread instead of making a new topic for each and every one of them?

[The_ASM]

do you think you can shut **** up? if it bothers you so much here is what you do:

take the vibrator out of your ass. make sure you don't drop it because god knows how many men have their fluid all over you floor. get a STD test and after all that CLICK HERE (http://www.ihateblockbuster.com/forum/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=340e71156daf322c18bc49660d2eedd2).

[brantheman]

You're so silly! Everyone knows the only man who hasn't ejaculated on my floor on this forum is you :p

[videoslave23]

You're so silly! Everyone knows the only man who hasn't ejaculated on my floor on this forum is you :p

I haven't!

::embarassed that I never got the invite::

[rk237]

Bran 1
the asm 0

[BBVcasualposter]

Ok I read 2 fake stories in a row by The asm, now he's on my mute list. Somehow I think hes made 3 or 4 names over the past 2 weeks.

[zooworker]

Ok I read 2 fake stories in a row by The asm, now he's on my mute list. Somehow I think hes made 3 or 4 names over the past 2 weeks.
I agree, I think he really likes Bran, just does this to have a conversation with Bran while he beats off.

[The_ASM]

Ok I read 2 fake stories in a row by The asm, now he's on my mute list. Somehow I think hes made 3 or 4 names over the past 2 weeks.

all this ****ing assumption. how do you know it's fake? why the **** do i need to make fake stories on message board? the mentality here is really low.

[zooworker]

all this ****ing assumption. how do you know it's fake? why the **** do i need to make fake stories on message board? the mentality here is really low.
Especially since you started posted..........

[The_ASM]

whatever...

[CureForEmo]

y'know ASM, you remind me a lot of a manager I fired a while back....did you get busted selling drugs in the parking lot and trading rental games to burger king employees for whopper combos?

[BlockbusterLuvsU]

I haven't!

::embarassed that I never got the invite::

Uh...neither have I.

[igniteice]

This ASM dude is a TON of entertaiment. We needed a new idiot around this board, it's about time one showed up.

[zooworker]

all this ****ing assumption. how do you know it's fake? why the **** do i need to make fake stories on message board? the mentality here is really low.

Especially since you started posted..........

whatever...

See, that's what I was talking about....

[Lomithrandel]

Been a while since we have had a n00b this retarded... I find it amusing that people think they can go somewhere, even an internet forum, act this way, and expect to be treated with any modicum of respect.

THE_ASM: Go drive into an aids tree you bigoted arrogant ignorant pathetic excuse for a human.

[igniteice]

Just remember: even on the internet, words still hurt.

Die ASM.

[rk237]

Just remember: even on the internet, words still hurt.

Die ASM.

Seriously. Now if only he could read. ;)

[sar94pga]

i just wish he would type his swear words. I lose intrest when i see "****".

half the fun is all the names we call each other.

[rk237]

half the fun is all the names we call each other.

Shhh not so loud. :p

[Lomithrandel]

Maybe he doesn't know any, so in an attempt to save face he self censors? :p

[zooworker]

i just wish he would type his swear words. I lose intrest when i see "****".

half the fun is all the names we call each other.
His mom is probably looking over his shoulder as he post

[sar94pga]

WHAT?????????

cant hear ya!!!!!!!!


:D

[rk237]

His mom is probably looking over his shoulder as he post

Well, she did install Cybersitter. :p

[sar94pga]

Maybe he doesn't know any, so in an attempt to save face he self censors? :p

ohhhhhhhhhhhh we can write up a list for him.

shit
fuck
ass
damn
hell
fucking hell
fuck all
bloody hell

[Lomithrandel]

how about we diversify into other languages as well, just to include the lurking minorities?

tabernacle
yomohora
va fon kulo(sp?)

[rk237]

Ay Caramba!

[sar94pga]

thats the best you can do rk? cant you throw some dirty math words out there?

[bitemyskull]

What about "meekrab?"

And how about words that sound like curse words?
Sheet
Dam
Beach
Duck shoe

[Lomithrandel]

thats the best you can do rk? cant you throw some dirty math words out there?
I want to stick my meter stick in your pi, then lick you until you cosin a loan on a new car for me :D.

[rk237]

thats the best you can do rk? cant you throw some dirty math words out there?

Sure can:

Statistics.
Analysis.
Calculus.
Applied Math in any form.

In my area, abstract algebra, we use beautiful terms like "prime ideals" "proper sets" "normal subgroups." The vulgarity is left to the aforementioned bastard disciplines of math.

[sar94pga]

I want to stick my meter stick in your pi, then lick you until you cosin a loan on a new car for me :D.

LMAO........thats goin in the sig.

[rk237]

I want to stick my meter stick in your pi, then lick you until you cosin a loan on a new car for me :D.

Haha nice one Lomi

[brantheman]

I stil miss marine :(

[sar94pga]

i think iggy does too.

[rk237]

I stil miss marine :(

Oh I'm sure you'll see him again one day. It'll take a lot of 7/11s before you finally find his, but you can do it if you set your mind to it.

[sar94pga]

Oh I'm sure you'll see him again one day. It'll take a lot of 7/11s before you finally find his, but you can do it if you set your mind to it.

we dont have 7/11's here. so i will never see him again. :(

[rk237]

we dont have 7/11's here. so i will never see him again. :(

By day, I think he's a railroad tie. Do you have those?

[sar94pga]

i dont care enough to find out hahaha

[brantheman]

Maybe he's working at a Valero. They seem to be taking over in my parts. I have TWO of them within a mile and a half of my home :confused:

[sar94pga]

there is one of those a few towns over. i'll have to stop in tomorrow while i am there. what does he look like again?

[Lomithrandel]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/randysgirl9/fugly.jpg

[sar94pga]

so so sorry i asked.

[brantheman]

I just threw up in ASM's mouth a little.

[Lomithrandel]

it looks like his ass ate a small animal of some kind

[sar94pga]

it just looks gross. where are those red x's when you need them!

[brantheman]

it just looks gross. where are those red x's when you need them!

I think his ass ate those, too :(

[sar94pga]

ewww. the question is...why my lomi would have a pic like that in his computer to start with.

[Lomithrandel]

lol google image search fugly, its the first hit

[brantheman]

ewww. the question is...why my lomi would have a pic like that in his computer to start with.

Lomi, if I find that pic of you on your facebook, you are soooo not getting hit on by me anymore.

[Lomithrandel]

Lomi, if I find that pic of you on your facebook, you are soooo not getting hit on by me anymore.
You are so superficial! :(

lol

[sar94pga]

he is actually kinda cute bran. not as cute as you of course, but he will do.

[brantheman]

You are so superficial! :(

lol

Still waiting for your facebook info!

And i'm not superficial. I'm fuglyphobic. :D

[brantheman]

he is actually kinda cute bran. not as cute as you of course, but he will do.

Awww, Sar thinks i'm cute! *batts eyes*.....Nothing beats my lesbian PE teacher pic though. Now that's hot.

[Lomithrandel]

he is actually kinda cute bran. not as cute as you of course, but he will do.
Ouch :(. No strawberries for you tonight.

[sar94pga]

you pissed on our igloo......no fuckin for you tonight.

[Lomithrandel]

I thought that's what you wanted! Man why do women play these mind games?

[sar94pga]

why in the WORLD would i want you to piss all over our home?

[Lomithrandel]

It was only on the outside... I tried using a pen, but wound up making a new skylight.

[sar94pga]

i think we had better call a contractor.

[brantheman]

Lomi is cute from what I can see! But I can't view his profile thing :( Do i have to add you or what? Facebook is so confusing.

Hey Lomi, where's Tom? ;)

[sar94pga]

no no bran, tom is on myspace.

[Lomithrandel]

Lomi is cute from what I can see! But I can't view his profile thing :( Do i have to add you or what? Facebook is so confusing.

Hey Lomi, where's Tom? ;)
lol shut up... yes you have to add me as a friend to see my full profile pic and whatnot

[Lomithrandel]

no no bran, tom is on myspace.
you would get the joke if you had facebook :p

[brantheman]

Stupid image verification wouldnt load for me, Lomi. I PM'd you my name.

[sar94pga]

you would get the joke if you had facebook :p

i HAVE facebook. i just cant remember the email address i used.

[rk237]

It was only on the outside... I tried using a pen, but wound up making a new skylight.

LOL funniest shit all night right there.