Lets do this

[Beer_Monkey]

ok I havnt done one of these for years but its popular. Even now!!!

This time Im going to need help first and foremost from Chris putting the old voteing threads in the archives because we will need the space.

Second Im going to need catagories and dnd of course nominations

thirdly Im going to need help setting up the votes because I dont have the time to do this myself

fourth you guys are the site I dont use it as much these days but your input will be vital.

finally I WILL give the actual awards my personal writing touch if people want me to.

[Aphrodite]

You know Ive already agreed to help you, but I'll put it down here too for the record ;)

[AbandonedDreams]

i will help if needed, sounds like fun.

[sar94pga]

yeah i am in. :)

[rk237]

Cats I can think of right away...

Funniest poster
Best newb
Best thread
Funniest thread
Most useful thread
Most knowledgeable poster (w/ BB related stuff that is)
Best flamer
Best male
Best female
Best Brit
Best American
Best Canadian
Best "game" thread (i.e. person below me, give this a caption, etc)
Best fight (Ig. vs marine, Cowboy vs. VS, etc)
Most missed person (tough one)
Nicest poster

[sar94pga]

what? no best spammer award? :D guess ted's out.

[ClutztomerControl]

"Best Non-Conformist"

I nominate myself.

[Beer_Monkey]

ok we are going to need nominations:

Now the cats Ive blatently stolen off RK and added the spammer

Funniest poster
Best newb
Best thread
Funniest thread
Most useful thread
Most knowledgeable poster (w/ BB related stuff that is)
Best flamer
Best male
Best female
Best Brit
Best American
Best Canadian
Best "game" thread (i.e. person below me, give this a caption, etc)
Best fight (Ig. vs marine, Cowboy vs. VS, etc)
Most missed person (tough one)
Nicest poster
Best Spammer

Clutztomer Control, Best Non conformist is a shit award and the best way to be a non conformist is to win Fuck all and be proud stating you didnt conform by actually wanting to win fuck all

[sar94pga]

hmm. gimme a few. i will compile a list.

[sar94pga]

Funniest poster:
Lomi
Koi


Best newb:


Best thread:
hot babes-Aphrodite
Hello thread-RK
Give this picture a caption-Zoo
Customers Say the Darndest-KH
Employee's day the darndest-KH

Funniest thread:
all 3 of lomi's drunken threads.
Sings you wish you could post in your store- "moonprisim"
Happy Birthday Wicked Mistress-Aphrodite


Most useful thread:
noob welcome thread-ignite


Most knowledgeable poster (w/ BB related stuff that is):
Koron
Sar
BBVcas

Best flamer:
Aphrodite
BBVcas


Best male:
Beer Monkey
Zooworker
RK
Lomi
BBVcas

Best female:
Aphrodite
Sar :)
AD
MOM
Turtle

Best Brit:
Beer Monkey
Aphrodite
Koi

Best American:
Zooworker
RK
Sar
AD


Best Canadian
ummm lomi?

Best "game" thread (i.e. person below me, give this a caption, etc)
Person below me-Turtle
compliment the person above you-MOM
Insult the person above you-VS
Give this picture a caption-Zoo


Best fight (Ig. vs marine, Cowboy vs. VS, etc)
pretty much everyone vs the noobs. (charlie, bymecar etc)

Most missed person (tough one)
Ozzie
Urban Cowboy
Miss H
Drac
YUSIF

Nicest poster:
MOM
AD
RK
Turtle


Best Spammer
Aphrodite
Koi
Zooworker
Ted


Thats all i have for now. please someone else fill in the blanks

[ClutztomerControl]

Clutztomer Control, Best Non conformist is a shit award and the best way to be a non conformist is to win Fuck all and be proud stating you didnt conform by actually wanting to win fuck all



Exactly....

[zooworker]

Sounds good to me Sar

[AbandonedDreams]

Funniest poster:
Lomi
Koi
zoo
johnlow

Best newb:
trinity

can we have a worst n00b nomination too?

Best thread:
hot babes-Aphrodite
Hello thread-RK
Give this picture a caption-Zoo
Customers Say the Darndest-KH
Employee's day the darndest-KH

Funniest thread:
all 3 of lomi's drunken threads.
Sings you wish you could post in your store- "moonprisim"
Happy Birthday Wicked Mistress-Aphrodite


Most useful thread:
noob welcome thread-ignite


Most knowledgeable poster (w/ BB related stuff that is):
Koron
Sar
BBVcas
jacksm

Best flamer:
Aphrodite
BBVcas


Best male:
Beer Monkey
Zooworker
RK
Lomi
BBVcas
johnlow

Best female:
Aphrodite
Sar :)
AD
MOM
Turtle

Best Brit:
Beer Monkey
Aphrodite
Koi

Best American:
Zooworker
RK
Sar
AD


Best Canadian
ummm lomi?

Best "game" thread (i.e. person below me, give this a caption, etc)
Person below me-Turtle
compliment the person above you-MOM
Insult the person above you-VS
Give this picture a caption-Zoo


Best fight (Ig. vs marine, Cowboy vs. VS, etc)
pretty much everyone vs the noobs. (charlie, bymecar etc)

Most missed person (tough one)
Ozzie
Urban Cowboy
Miss H
Drac
YUSIF
MOM

Nicest poster:
MOM
AD
RK
Turtle


Best Spammer
Aphrodite
Koi
Zooworker
Ted
Omen
BBVcas


Thats all i have for now. please someone else fill in the blanks


My additions are in bold

[trinityw25]

Woo i got a nomination! thanks AD! btw whatever i did to get on the "doesnt need to be moderated anymore" list thank you, now i can participate in the person before me lists and such...
I've been lingering on this Site since April, but i was a good noob i didn't post forever, though i wanted to at times. and i still spilled my location but eh, i never claimed ot be a smart girl, my hair is blonde for a reason.

[The Omen]

ty for the nomination, but we all know it is Zoo's award!

[Koron]

Well at least I got a nomination.

[AbandonedDreams]

I also nominate Ninja for best n00b.

[Woodstock]

I wish I was nominated!

[sar94pga]

aww, how could i forget you?

we will get one for you.

how about nicest poster?

[rk237]

I made a bunch of nominate threads. So nominate people, people. It would be cool to have a good number of various people nominated for each category, maybe with a little blurb for each.

Also since there are the Oscars, Tonys, Emmys, etc., I thought I would propose that the official IHBB trophies be called the TEDs. Any seconds on that?

[BBVcasualposter]

Need a most volatile- kawliga, ngb +++

and most defensive - ngb +++

[Woodstock]

I made a bunch of nominate threads. So nominate people, people. It would be cool to have a good number of various people nominated for each category, maybe with a little blurb for each.

Also since there are the Oscars, Tonys, Emmys, etc., I thought I would propose that the official IHBB trophies be called the TEDs. Any seconds on that?

I second that idea!!!

[rk237]

Need a most volatile- kawliga, ngb +++

and most defensive - ngb +++

Hell just make the nominate threads if you think of a cat.

[zooworker]

I second that idea!!!
I to like the idea!

[AbandonedDreams]

samsies. .

[sar94pga]

i think the nominations list should close by like wens. so then we can get the formal poll's set up.

rk, when you go to do that, let me know and i will split them with you. :)

[AbandonedDreams]

i'll help too if needed.

[rk237]

I'm going to be too busy this week to do much, sorry.

[AbandonedDreams]

sar and i can do it, then. but if you had your heart set on helping, we can also keep the nominations open longer.

[johnlow71]

i like boobies:)

[Aphrodite]

I made a bunch of nominate threads. So nominate people, people. It would be cool to have a good number of various people nominated for each category, maybe with a little blurb for each.

Also since there are the Oscars, Tonys, Emmys, etc., I thought I would propose that the official IHBB trophies be called the TEDs. Any seconds on that?

Since Ted has nothing to do with the awards, and Monkey thought the whole thing up and put it all together in a clever and amusing way for the benefit of the forum, not once, but twice already, Im going to lean towards calling them the Monkeys or something similar in a tribute to all his hard work. Besides, Teds already got 'Teds an arse' in all polls. ;)

[koi]

I second that

[Aphrodite]

We should drop 'Best Brit/Yank/Canadian'

Majority of the board is Yank anyway, so theyre already covered in all other catagories.

Koi, Monkey and I dont really want to go up against each other for 'Best Brit'.

Since Lomi is the only high profile Canadian Im aware of, if we dont drop this catogory, we may as well just give Lomi the award now and save outselves the trouble of going through the motions. Its no different from making a 'best RK' poll ;)

[koi]

there should be no poll monkey will make the awards and decide who is in them that is how it is and so say all the royals

[Aphrodite]

LOL :D

Yes mein furer :p

[sar94pga]

We should drop 'Best Brit/Yank/Canadian'

Majority of the board is Yank anyway, so theyre already covered in all other catagories.

Koi, Monkey and I dont really want to go up against each other for 'Best Brit'.

Since Lomi is the only high profile Canadian Im aware of, if we dont drop this catogory, we may as well just give Lomi the award now and save outselves the trouble of going through the motions. Its no different from making a 'best RK' poll ;)

lol i like that "high profile Canadian".

and yeah, i agree.

[sar94pga]

didn't there used to be a best sig award?

[AbandonedDreams]

we could make one now if there wasn't before.

[Beer_Monkey]

Since Ted has nothing to do with the awards, and Monkey thought the whole thing up and put it all together in a clever and amusing way for the benefit of the forum, not once, but twice already, Im going to lean towards calling them the Monkeys or something similar in a tribute to all his hard work. Besides, Teds already got 'Teds an arse' in all polls. ;)


my egotisticalmind loves this

[Beer_Monkey]

yeah Im for dropping the Brit/canadian/us polls Theres not enough non US posters for this these days

[Beer_Monkey]

We also need to nominate biggest retard and best flame

[The Omen]

We also need to nominate biggest retard and best flame

well i would have to nominate myself for biggest retard, because well ... then I don't have to work so hard!!

[rk237]

Ooh a best RK poll.

You make a compelling case about calling them the Monkeys. I like it.
But nixing the Best Brit/Yank/Yank-wannabe cat 'cause you don't want to compete with each other? Suck it up already ;) This is a competition!

[BBVcasualposter]

We also need to nominate biggest retard and best flame

kawliga, netflix got buttblasted and charlied for biggest retard.

it took a while to slim my list to 3 from over 100

[sar94pga]

oh there can be more than 3!!!

[BBVcasualposter]

I may not be able to get pregnant but I can crap out a gerbil with the best of em.

[Beer_Monkey]

kawliga,


he still about???

[zooworker]

he still about???
Unfortunately, Yes.

[BBVcasualposter]

He is the community whipping boy

[sar94pga]

more like community pain in the ass. when the company is doing well he disappears. when the company is in the news. well. there he is.

[BBVcasualposter]

So he is like a pimple or even a cold sore

[zooworker]

More like herpes, keeps coming back ever fee weeks

[BBVcasualposter]

More like herpes, keeps coming back ever fee weeks

how much does it cost?

[Woodstock]

LOL.

You owe me a new monitor - I just sprayed spagetti sauce all over it.

[zooworker]

Don't know , never got it. But I hear it's free.

[sar94pga]

not necessarily. if the hooker he fucked had it.. chances are it was not free.

[zooworker]

not necessarily. if the hooker he fucked had it.. chances are it was not free.
Oh, but that part was free, the sex cost him. Well a lifetime of misery that is.

[BBVcasualposter]

Hell Marriage can be a lifetime of misery so its probably a wash

[sar94pga]

see kids. let this be a lesson. when the sign says "5 dollar fuck" keep walking until you see at least 50 dollars. cuz at least that way you know that if you do get herpes, at least the sex was worth it.

[zooworker]

Hell Marriage can be a lifetime of misery so its probably a wash
Ouch!:(:o......

[zooworker]

see kids. let this be a lesson. when the sign says "5 dollar fuck" keep walking until you see at least 50 dollars. cuz at least that way you know that if you do get herpes, at least the sex was worth it.
they all look the same upside down....

[BBVcasualposter]

upside down....boy ya turn me..inside out,,,,,,round,,and round

[sar94pga]

someone has thier ipod on shuffle. :)

[zooworker]

someone has their ipod on shuffle. :)
More like their brain.;)

[sar94pga]

i have an ipod......somewhere......

[zooworker]

i have an ipod......somewhere......
I sold mine on ebay, It had some company name on it.

[Woodstock]

Was it one from BBV?

[BBVcasualposter]

I can see how Zoo took this thread earlier to hookers.

I mean you guys are in the rental business

[zooworker]

Was it one from BBV?
I'll plead the 5th...

[Woodstock]

Come on you spammers - help me get to 3000 today. I have to leave for work in 20 minutes, think I can do it?

[BBVcasualposter]

Come on you spammers - help me get to 3000 today. I have to leave for work in 20 minutes, think I can do it?

I wouldnt have a clue how. I have never even posted twice in a row before.

[Woodstock]

Bull...........

[Woodstock]

Shit............

[zooworker]

Dung.........

[Woodstock]

crap..........

[sar94pga]

beetle...wait....or is it beatle? lol

[zooworker]

beetle...wait....or is it beatle? lol
:eek:
Don't , just don't

[BBVcasualposter]

beatle bailey, beetle bug

[sar94pga]

I think, that we, today, have reached a level of spam that this forum has not seen in a while. and i am not sure i am proud of that. lol

[zooworker]

Gotta be proud, Ted would be.

[BBVcasualposter]

what do you call a fish without an eye?

[zooworker]

I am afraid to ask.

[BBVcasualposter]

a fsh



/////////>

[zooworker]

Fish what?

[BBVcasualposter]

what city has no people?

[zooworker]

Oh lord , here we go again.

[BBVcasualposter]

electricity

[sar94pga]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[BBVcasualposter]

What building has the most stories?

[sar94pga]

i don't know........

[zooworker]

No more, please...>.<

[BBVcasualposter]

a library.....

[BBVcasualposter]

If a fire hydrant has H20 inside, whats it have on the outside?

[sar94pga]

tell me bbvcas...tell me!!!

[BBVcasualposter]

tell Me Bbvcas...tell Me!!!

k9p











........

[zooworker]

I think casual is reading to many Readers Digest lately...

[AbandonedDreams]

I think, that we, today, have reached a level of spam that this forum has not seen in a while. and i am not sure i am proud of that. lol



honestly, i don't really like it. i don't mind spam in general, but i logged in today to 293 posts and so far i haven't come across anything relating to anything on the forums. personally, i don't mind spam as long as EVERY single thread isn't someone posting about nothing. if its spam but is still a conversation, i also don't mind. if its in the "ranting and raving" section fine, but some people actually use the forums to talk about shit. its part of the reason i left for awhile a few years back.

not trying to change anything/anyone, just a general statement about my feelings about this type of spam.

[sar94pga]

the good news, is days like these are very rare. it used to be like that all the time.

[zooworker]

the good news, is days like these are very rare. it used to be like that all the time.
Got to admit , it was fun!

[AbandonedDreams]

the good news, is days like these are very rare. it used to be like that all the time.



i know. i remember. i'd log in to like 3,000 new posts after just a few hours.


i had to leave for awhile so i could get my homework done and not get caught up in all of it....

[Woodstock]

honestly, i don't really like it. i don't mind spam in general, but i logged in today to 293 posts and so far i haven't come across anything relating to anything on the forums. personally, i don't mind spam as long as EVERY single thread isn't someone posting about nothing. if its spam but is still a conversation, i also don't mind. if its in the "ranting and raving" section fine, but some people actually use the forums to talk about shit. its part of the reason i left for awhile a few years back.

not trying to change anything/anyone, just a general statement about my feelings about this type of spam.

Sorry about that AD. I am close to 3000 posts, so I am spamming a little more than usual.

[sar94pga]

yeah i am sorry too. i was killin my free time.

[AbandonedDreams]

its cool. like i said, not mad or anything.


though cas was getting pretty ridiculous.

[BBVcasualposter]

Im not sorry for anything nor could i give a shit what anyone thinks.

We enjoyed it and it had a purpose. Our enjoyment

[zooworker]

It was all in fun folks

[BBVcasualposter]

yeah i am sorry too. i was killin my free time.

How much do you cost at other times?

[Beer_Monkey]

So we need polls now?

[zooworker]

So we need polls now?
I think it's time.

[AbandonedDreams]

somebody tell me when and i will help to make them. though i'm usually not here before like 11pm eastern time.

[The Omen]

somebody tell me when and i will help to make them. though i'm usually not here before like 11pm eastern time.

but, but, but, you are EVERYWHERE!

[AbandonedDreams]

i am. but i can be everywhere and not be conscious of every place. and ihbb gets the late night hours.

[brantheman]

I nominate myself for "most triumphant return to IHBB without actually returning to Blockbuster".

That's assuming, of course, that I am actually triumphant and visit more often. I miss the IHBButt-Sex that happened for pretend.

-_-

[Beer_Monkey]

somebody tell me when and i will help to make them. though i'm usually not here before like 11pm eastern time.


It doesnt matter when u can make them the board and myself shall appreciate it :)

[AbandonedDreams]

okay. i'll see what i can do, but someone got fired at one of my jobs and i've taken a lot of her hours this week. and i have a new boy who seems half decent for once, so he's taking some of my time. but i'll probably still do it this week at some point.

[The Omen]

okay, I think I got them all!

Let's do this!

[KAWLIGA]

more like community pain in the ass. when the company is doing well he disappears. when the company is in the news. well. there he is.

Wow...I just saw this.
Please share with me...When, in the last 4+ years, was this company "doing well"?...idiot.

[BBVcasualposter]

Wow...I just saw this.
Please share with me...When, in the last 4+ years, was this company "doing well"?...idiot.

So with your father was it repeatedly or just when he was drinking?

[The Omen]

so how much longer should the polls be open before we declare winners?


btw, Chris stickied the threads for us (ty Chris)

[BBVcasualposter]

id say the voting is past dead

[The Omen]

i agree, but I was hoping Beer Monkey would do his whole hosting thing

[BBVcasualposter]

He's returned back to his cave. He tends to hibernate multiple times a year.

Liquor is quicker unless the beer is near.

[The Omen]

what about the Dandy Candy?

[BBVcasualposter]

its gone out with

Rubber balls and liquor

[The Omen]

wow, you took a ride in the wayback machine for that

[BBVcasualposter]

Along with nixon nixon hes our man put mcgovern in the garbage can

[The Omen]

Let's go play the needle's eye, or kick the can

[Beer_Monkey]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay,

I shall do the whole hosting thing sometime this week but Im a bit busy for a few days :)

[zooworker]

Are the polls closed now? If so, it's time!

[sar94pga]

no, he didn't set a close date for the polls when he set them up.........

but yeah, i think it may be time to announce the winners at least.

anyone else?

[johnlow71]

here here :0

[zooworker]

OK Omen, it's time.

[The Omen]

ok, I will have it ready by Sunday