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Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? March 14th, 2013, 05:26 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 11,447
Posted By deathbydanny
More pickles?

More pickles?
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 21st, 2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 18,706
Posted By deathbydanny
I don't mind the occasional typo here and there;...

I don't mind the occasional typo here and there; even the Grammar Police make them at times. But at the same time, I don't want to have to do mental gymnastics to understand what the hell someone's...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 17th, 2011, 09:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,659
Posted By deathbydanny
Oh boy, another rental option that will always be...

Oh boy, another rental option that will always be out of the game I want to rent.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 16th, 2011, 07:41 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,064
Posted By deathbydanny
To me, this is like baseball players who make...

To me, this is like baseball players who make more playing one game than I do in ten years. Especially when I was younger, I'd have KILLED to find something that paid $14 an hour. There are some...
Forum: News June 12th, 2011, 10:15 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,497
Posted By deathbydanny
Great, I see the new regime is every bit as...

Great, I see the new regime is every bit as steadfast as the old in deceptive business practices. Glad to see the apple fell far from the tree.
Forum: News June 10th, 2011, 02:18 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,632
Posted By deathbydanny
Maybe he got bored waiting for business? Maybe...

Maybe he got bored waiting for business?

Maybe DMs buckled down and enforce a "sell 5 passes to live this week" rule?
Forum: News June 5th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,634
Posted By deathbydanny
Blockbuster loses shit ton of money. Tomorrow's...

Blockbuster loses shit ton of money.

Tomorrow's news: "Sun rises."
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 5th, 2011, 09:02 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 24,101
Posted By deathbydanny
Well, it DOES carry more dignity than being a...

Well, it DOES carry more dignity than being a Blockbuster CEO.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 4th, 2011, 06:37 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 24,101
Posted By deathbydanny
Hey, I was laid off. Since I was struck down, am...

Hey, I was laid off. Since I was struck down, am I now more powerful than you could ever imagine?

Well, yeah, in Keyes' case. Not like he can double lay me off.

KEYES: You're rehired.
ME: I...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 4th, 2011, 04:12 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 9,489
Posted By deathbydanny
...except Keyes isn't CEO anymore.

...except Keyes isn't CEO anymore.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? June 2nd, 2011, 05:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,195
Posted By deathbydanny
Does it really matter if it's relevant? Tits are...

Does it really matter if it's relevant? Tits are tits. You could be at a funeral and tits would still be awesome.

Unless they were attached to the dead body. Then you're a weirdo. Or Jeremy Piven.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 31st, 2011, 11:04 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,195
Posted By deathbydanny
I don't get it. Was the joke "Welcome to...

I don't get it. Was the joke "Welcome to Blockbuster, now here's a select file from my personal porn stash"?

I mean, I could beat my head against a brick wall for hours on end, and I still don't...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 28th, 2011, 08:26 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,593
Posted By deathbydanny
Not to play Devil's advocate, but I'll answer a...

Not to play Devil's advocate, but I'll answer a question from a few posts back with the same answer I always used to have to apologizingly give when people would ask why our rentals were more...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 28th, 2011, 08:21 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 19,434
Posted By deathbydanny
I don't mean to pick on you (well, OK, yes I do),...

I don't mean to pick on you (well, OK, yes I do), but you make it so easy.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 27th, 2011, 10:14 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 19,434
Posted By deathbydanny
Gosh, all I do is skim to the bottom of threads...

Gosh, all I do is skim to the bottom of threads and even I knew NCR owned the kiosks. It's like, if this were a real place, you could trip, faceplant and your odds are 1 out of 3 in landing on a...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 25th, 2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 2,433
Views: 377,603
Posted By deathbydanny
See, the thing is, a Blockbuster mole would only...

See, the thing is, a Blockbuster mole would only make me care if I still worked at Blockbuster. Without that, what is a mole besides a yes man I can easily ignore?
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 24th, 2011, 07:40 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,053
Posted By deathbydanny
Call it "NOT Blockbuster" and it'll probably get...

Call it "NOT Blockbuster" and it'll probably get business. In America, anyway. One wonders why Dish didn't buy BBV Canada, as it actually made money.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 24th, 2011, 07:40 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 10,135
Posted By deathbydanny
New rental terms-- $2.99 for one night, and $1...

New rental terms--

$2.99 for one night, and $1 for each additional night. Unless you whine like a bitch and raise hell and refuse to let a tiny fee go, like most do. Then your rental is free.

Wait....
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 24th, 2011, 07:37 PM
Replies: 2,433
Views: 377,603
Posted By deathbydanny
On my 30th birthday, I lost count of how much I...

On my 30th birthday, I lost count of how much I drank. I do know that I had invited quite a few of my friends to attend, and, being friends that attend a 30th birthday party set in a bar, I had no...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 22nd, 2011, 10:03 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 24,101
Posted By deathbydanny
Someone needs to take this form, act like they're...

Someone needs to take this form, act like they're about to sign it (but only with RDO present) and promptly drop trou, wink like a shitt-eating grin with your eyes, and wipe the ever loving hell out...
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 20th, 2011, 11:12 PM
Replies: 788
Views: 159,558
Posted By deathbydanny
That's a stupid fucking question. If you're...

That's a stupid fucking question. If you're raptured, what would you really care about late fees? I'd imagine being in Heaven supersedes any financial obligations I'd have.

Also, since I'm more...
Forum: Game Talk May 20th, 2011, 11:09 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,147
Posted By deathbydanny
Been playing this game all day (days off kick...

Been playing this game all day (days off kick ass.) I'm hooked. It's what you get if you mix the Ace Attorney games with a behave-yourself version of Grand Theft Auto.
Forum: Other Ranting and Raving May 20th, 2011, 11:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,980
Posted By deathbydanny
I work til midnight tomorrow night, but I wonder...

I work til midnight tomorrow night, but I wonder if I'm going to lose my job if I disappear around 6 pm.

Probably not, as if I'm on the fast track to anywhere, I'd better pack some asbestos pajamas.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 20th, 2011, 06:03 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,793
Posted By deathbydanny
Sure, you can bicker back and forth playfully. In...

Sure, you can bicker back and forth playfully. In fact, that's how some people get laid.
Forum: Are You An Employee Of Blockbuster? May 19th, 2011, 09:02 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,930
Posted By deathbydanny
Actually, it's like the crowd of kids that...

Actually, it's like the crowd of kids that follows the one kid who shit his pants at school one day, following him around and pointing out to everyone that passes by "Hey, it's the PANTS SHITTER!"...
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