So I posted it someone earlier, but I deleted it because believe it deserves its own thread...
So I found approx 2 days ago this "secret" access hole in the bathroom used to access piping and what not and I immediately thought there was going to be stolen movies, maybe drugs, a treasure trove that rivals the Goonies, who knew? Well to my surprise upon opening the access plate, I discovered someone left a pair of white boxers with red stripes, all covered in shit - that had fossilized. It remained there like time-capsule to remind me just how stupid people are. I didn't dare touch it, but I did manage to take a picture:
So to the dude who left there shit-stained drawers in my store: come pick up your dookie-stained boxers... I'm waiting...
and here's one just of some good ol' POS fun: