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no not realy. That was before i figured out what this site actualy was. If you wanna hate me thats fine but id rather let by gones be by gones
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How about the kind of people who think they are entitled to something becuase they look good. From the kind of girls who lean over the counter and push their arms together to the girl who said (not verbetim) "I'm cute, so does that mean I get a free rental?"
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That's when you say (not verbatim) "No, but that does mean you can suck my dick"
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Hehehehe. I <3 you like woah, igniteice.
....in a manly kind of way..... Anyway....
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I got seven minutes to spare so here goes... few solid additions there bran - especially number four. In fact, number four deserves a tribute.
So here's to you Mr. "Have you seen any of these five movies? We just want one of them." Thanks for bringing up all of this week's and last week's New Releases and showing us the front covers instead of just telling us the titles. We, as employees, especially need the artwork to match the title, to know if we've seen it. Oh, but you think, I do need to bring them all up, because I could end up with any one of them. No dude. It's like a 30 second walk to go back and get whatever the hell I suggest. Why are you listening to me anyway - anytime I suggest something, you've already seen it! So here's to you Mr. "I need a good movie recommendation." Don't ask me that and then say, "I've seen it" to over 20 movies I proceed to list off. Then, you walk out of the store and say, "Well, better luck next time." What the hell does that mean? You'll undoubtedly come in on tuesday and claim you've seen these new releases too. Let me guess, you went to them in the theater? You saw them with a friend? Oh boy, and I love the customers who stand in line and talk about seeing movies in advance. You know who I'm talking about... Me: Total is $8.71. C: Yeah, so my friend downloaded Pirates 2, watched that the other night. Me: Uh, the total is $8.71 for these two movies. C: Oh, right, sorry; I already gave you my card. Me: Uh, no you didn't man. C: Oh, right, here it is. And here's to the idiots who come up with 6 DVDs and tell me, "We ended up not wanting any of these." Then they just hand them to me and walk out - and the worst part is, I'd be more okay with this if it was a joke. Instead, these idiots are actually serious. They spend 20 minutes walking around, picking up anything that looks decent, and then bringing it up to the front just to NOT get it. Then they come back next weekend on their next date. Idiots! Then afterward, you look across the New Release wall, and these idiots have DESTROYED it. There's movies all over the place. Nothing is in order - they litterally tore through it. And you know it was them because these idiots come in at like 10pm after you've straightened and they're the only ones who COULD have done it. You wondered what the hell that shuffling of movies was all throughout the last half hour. Even worse are the idiots who DON'T hand you the six movies before they leave! Instead, they've picked up Wolf Creek, V for Vendetta, She's the Man, Sin City, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith and just stacked them all by Benchwarmers. You idiots... or vice versa, it's always movies from the other side of the store. What the hell? Is it some kind of workout for these idiots? Come in, pick up some movies, go to other side of store and drop them off? What the hell? I can't explain the stupidity that flies around! Last edited by igniteice; May 6th, 2007 at 12:46 AM. |
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I got two:
The first requires a bit of set-up. My very first store was rather small, and had one rack in the middle (for the first few months) and everything on the walls. We'd have people come in and just walk around the store. I called them the "Lappers" cause it was like they were running laps. One night, guy comes in 15 minutes before close. (Keep in mind I own the store, and will stay open later.... hey, someone spending $10 after hours is $10 directly into MY pocket... well, more or less). A half-hour later, he says "Oh, you'll be closing soon, won't you?" Yeah, about 15 minutes ago. "Oh" he says "then I won't keep you" So I figure he's going to hurry up and get his movies. 15 minutes later, he leave....... EMPTY HANDED!!!!!!! Then there are the ones (or sometimes it's mothers who seem PROUD of this fact) that claim to have as many movies as your store does. Look, this is a business. Having that many movies on your bedroom walls is NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, M'KAY?? Then there are the ones I mentioned before, the social butterflies. You know the ones, they stand right there in front of the counter, talking to their neighbour (who they greet like the brother they havn't seen in 20 YEARS, even tho they see each other every day). I've often wanted to tell them we have a 2-drink minimum. Finally, are the ones that RUIN a movie for you. I know this might come as a shock to some BBI employees out there, but I actually ENJOY watching movies. More than once, a customer starts telling me about the movie, and TELLS ME THE ENDING. Yeah, thanks, now I don't need to worry about watching THAT movie now, do I?? I think I actually ended up with 4, but I originally was only going to post 2. Consider this a bonus. More of a bonus than you'll get from Antioco, that's for sure
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IF i hear another broke butt mountain joke im gonna strangle some one.
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Die. Or Move. But die, please.
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