What is sexy?

[Ghost of AtlanticVamp]

I was experiencing some downtime today, and took over the family computer for a little aimless surfing. I was in the mood for Maroon 5 (don't judge), and put on mtv.com's Maroon 5 video page.

I put on "If I Never See Your Face Again".

I think that Adam Levine and Rihanna have either taken some really good acting lessons or have incredible chemistry, because they looked like they're really into one another. It was sexy to me...which made me think of other sexy things. Well, things I find sexy, anyway.

The smell of clean male skin. (Not shaven, but recently showered.)
Polo cologne (first boyfriend wore it.)
Black stockings
white cotton sheets
Good champagne (NOT 2 buck chuck)
smell of REALLY GOOD freshly-brewed coffee
smell of plain, lit, unscented candles

As you can see, I'm very much about the sense of smell. But that's something very specific to ME.

My question is, what 'does it' for you guys? No judgments, unless you're into being smeared in llama embryos or some such shit. Then it's open season.

[Lomithrandel]

I was expecting a photo of me as the answer when I clicked this thread .

Seriously though, here is my list:
1) I don't find perfume sexy at all, just clean and maybe scented body wash and some good conditioner.
2) Not too much makeup.
3) Tube tops! (quick booby access)
4) Intelligence... doesn't have to be as smart as I am, but at least open to learning new things, and being able to realize when they do not know enough about a subject to voice an opinion.
5) Sexually aggressive nature... not necessarily rough, but will at least from time to time be the one to make a move for some sexy time.
6) And of course... rolling around in llama embryos .

[zooworker]

I agree with Lomi on 1-5
I don't know yet about 6
Oh And no tattoos across the backside, I don't like bumper stickers.

[Lomithrandel]

Originally Posted by zooworker

I agree with Lomi on 1-5
I don't know yet.
Oh And no tattoos across the backside, I don't like bumper stickers.

I love me a good tramp stamp

[turtletime]

tramp stamps are skanky

*no offense to anybody who has one*

[wheresmikey]

Originally Posted by turtletime

tramp stamps are skanky

*no offense to anybody who has one*

skanky is my biggest turn off.

turn ons?
1. aggresiveness
2. copying me. (if i slap her booty she slaps me back. etc.)
3. touching my ears.
4. the moist gooey sensation of llama embryo all over my body.

[Ghost of AtlanticVamp]

Another one: a fit man, barefoot and shirtless, in just his jeans/slacks. Bonus points if the man in question has clean feet (not hairy or has overgrown toenails). Debited points if the pants are hanging off his ass----how 1998! *eyes roll*

Cannot be done with a beer belly or hairy back.

A man's collarbone: I kiss my husband's collarbone all the time.

Originally Posted by turtletime

tramp stamps are skanky

*no offense to anybody who has one*

I'm over that, too. I am also over men with tats, too. It was hot to me in my twenties, not so much now.

[zooworker]

I dislike women who think burning their skin brown to the point it looks old.

[Ghost of AtlanticVamp]

Originally Posted by zooworker

I dislike women who think burning their skin brown to the point it looks old.

I know, right? I live in the Deep South, so I'm familiar with the "Linda Hogan" tan.

[turtletime]

Originally Posted by Ghost of AtlanticVamp

I am also over men with tats, too. It was hot to me in my twenties, not so much now.

At 37, I still like the tats. Which is good, since CBW has tats and needs more. Course, so do I...I also need to finish the one with my kids names on it...it has the boy's but not the girl's.

Originally Posted by zooworker

I dislike women who think burning their skin brown to the point it looks old.

We saw a guy in the mall once who was tanned like that. He was disgusting!!! WTF are people thinking when they do that? It's been a few years since then, so I'm sure the guy's dead from skin cancer.


I have a limited list...
I'm a sucker for sexy, dark eyes or intense blue eyes (yeah, Dylan McDermott)...
I love a sexy voice...deep or accented (well, most accents)
Shit kickers and a cowboy hat. Guess what CBW was wearing the first night I met him?? Than he sang... It was all over then!