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Unread June 4th, 2011, 08:16 AM
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I'm turning a rose-colored hue.
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Unread June 4th, 2011, 08:27 AM
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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the Dark Side.
The correct saying is hate leads to suffering..... like all Blockbuster employees shall under my tyranny.
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Unread June 4th, 2011, 08:34 AM
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Bonjour, Monsieur Keyes. Curious if we can have Bastille Day (July 14) off? J'aimerais de décapiter vous et avons encore le temps pour un brunch occasionnels dans le parc.
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Bonjour, Monsieur Keyes. Curious if we can have Bastille Day (July 14) off? J'aimerais de décapiter vous et avons encore le temps pour un brunch occasionnels dans le parc.
It's rare that I salute anything in French but I shall do so here on account of the fun use of decapitation. Well played Salt
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Only a Master of evil now, Keyes.
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Hey, I was laid off. Since I was struck down, am I now more powerful than you could ever imagine?

Well, yeah, in Keyes' case. Not like he can double lay me off.

KEYES: You're rehired.
ME: I wha--
KEYES: You're fired. BWA HA HA HA I WIN! NEENER NEENER STUPID FACE!
ME: But you're a figurehead now. You have no more authority.
KEYES: Shut the fu--ooh, pickles!
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OK ladies, gents, shareholders... I must admit, I haven't a goddamn clue about what to do. Things seem so rough, I just wanna go home. No lies, we're in a pickle... WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
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If I want the experience of being in the store, let me have it on my own fucking terms.
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Unread June 4th, 2011, 08:32 PM
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What I'm gonna do is reopen every closed store for one day and rehire every former employee then terminate them and shut down the store again!

Seriously-DeathbyDanny I need someone to be my personal pickle boy and you seem like the type. Swing on down to McKinney TX and you can have a try-out for the pickleboy job!
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Unread June 5th, 2011, 09:02 PM
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Well, it DOES carry more dignity than being a Blockbuster CEO.
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OK ladies, gents, shareholders... I must admit, I haven't a goddamn clue about what to do. Things seem so rough, I just wanna go home. No lies, we're in a pickle... WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
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If I want the experience of being in the store, let me have it on my own fucking terms.
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Well, it DOES carry more dignity than being a Blockbuster CEO.
Hell, the guy who mops the floor after a porn shoot has more dignity than Blockbuster CEO.
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Unread June 6th, 2011, 04:45 PM
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Hell, the guy who mops the floor after a porn shoot has more dignity than Blockbuster CEO.
Are you familiar with a fluffer? HE has more dignity than a Blockbuster CEO.
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OK ladies, gents, shareholders... I must admit, I haven't a goddamn clue about what to do. Things seem so rough, I just wanna go home. No lies, we're in a pickle... WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!
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If I want the experience of being in the store, let me have it on my own fucking terms.
 
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