As seen on TV

[gmp71270]

I saw this endcap for the first time when I came into work tonight! I very nearly quit and walked out the door. JIM KEYES you are truly an idiot, our customers do not want to buy heel cream or whatever that crap is.

[yodavsjason]

I know dear god do I know. But we are getting closer to beer, lotto and frozen dinners.

[bEZ]

i think this stuff is kinda fun(soda can tops...hilarious!).... and looks like a lot more coming this week.

[Morbid Angel]

LOL!!!!!!! Kaw is going to have a field day with this one.

[brucedx]

When I saw this, I looked at my ASM and said "This is why I hate Jim Keyes..." All he could do was laugh and agree.

[Paradigm]

It's all on consignment so it's not like we can actually lose money on it, but will it ever move? Probably not, just a wasted end cap, like the Alice and Wonderland crap.

Bleh.

[brucedx]

Originally Posted by Paradigm

It's all on consignment so it's not like we can actually lose money on it, but will it ever move? Probably not, just a wasted end cap, like the Alice and Wonderland crap.

Bleh.

Which was and still is a waste of money.

[BUYMECAR]

i don't quite remember what those things were, but i think they were alice in wonderland keychains or something.

but yeah, i'm sure at least half of them have been stolen already.

[gmp71270]

I asked my SL last night if I was asleep and having a nightmare.

[abhorrent scowl]

I was out of town last week, so Monday was the first time I had worked in a week. I walk in, say hi to the SM, and start walking to the back to punch in.
And then I see it.
Heel cream? Wha...? Heel cream?

Let me get this straight. Someone, somewhere in an office in Dallas actually sat there and said, "Why yes, heel cream is something that would should devote precious space in the stores to."

I swear, if Keyes ever became CEO of one of the big 3 auto manufacturers, the first thing he'd do is have them start selling slurpees.