Van Holten's Pickle-In-A-Pouch

[almondSM]

thank god we got rid of that...now i would press the issue on box of boogers.

[yodavsjason]

Originally Posted by zooworker

The only candy I have ever seen with a warning lable.

I think it might have melted my spleen.

[KAWLIGA]

Originally Posted by deathbydanny

YOU ARE REPEATING THE SAME TIRED, STUPID POINTLESS POINT YOU HAD ON YOUR LAST POST.

Seriously, Kawliga, at what point did you degenerate from someone who might've had a gripe to a barely competent troll? If these pickles bother you so much (using only "a video store can't sell pickles because it's a video store. Also, ass.") then you're either pregnant or a pickle fucker.

At this point, I feel I can make a laughably lame attempt at being funny by suggesting your user title be changed to "pickle" and carry on from this day forth by completely ignoring you, since the best you came up with in the past few days is "omg a video store can't sell pickles. That's against the rules or something!"

Moving on, I think I've had quite a few ecstatic customers. I know quite a few of them had been renting from me back when we had pickles the first time and were beyond happy we brought them back. I'm all for this, just as long as they don't try to give us Nathan's Gummy Hot Dogs again. I think people paid me NOT to sell those to them.

uuummm...but you're selling fucking pickles.

[KAWLIGA]

p.s. What?...Did zooworker get tired so she sent this little bitch to respond to me?
Seriously...I know it's getting bad when the diehards are trying to convince everyone that the pickles are a genius idea.

p.s.s YOU ARE SELLING MOTHER FUCKING PICKLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

[KAWLIGA]

Don't worry...I'm sure that those pickles will make for a stellar Q3.

[djblade]

Not all Blockbusters have pickles you idiot

[yodavsjason]

Pickles should be about peace and love.

[BUYMECAR]

Originally Posted by yodavsjason

Pickles should be about peace and love.

... and selling them should be about Blockbusterian progress in the early 21st century.

There was only one man who foresaw the addition of pickles to store confection inventory as the demise of a company. That man...thing.. whatever was none other than Kawliga! Because of his psychic-like observations, he won the Nobel Prize... long after he died.

In late 2009, he choked on a pickle while watching his favorite comedy, Junior, starring Ahnold. "A man having a baby? Who comes up with this stuff? LOLOL" *death cue*

[zooworker]

I think Kaw is stuck in a loop about pickles.

[DavidNewlySL]

meh...my q3 is going great..im making budget...and i wish my store had the pickles