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The Blockbuster Vocabulary
Proj·ect Store (prŏj'ĕkt' stôr)
n. A plan or proposal (usually within a corporation) that has cost a vast amount of money and/or time to implement, but will have little to no benefits, financially or otherwise, and will likely be discontinued shortly after its inception. adj. Unsuccessful; a spectacular failure. Example: SM: Did you read that e-mail about the new procedure for performing the LOS? CSR: Yeah, I did - all sounds a bit Project Store to me. Tes·co Ban·dit (tĕs'kō băn'dĭt) n. 1. One who exploits others through the use of coupons or vouchers. 2. Chiefly British. One who only ever rents using vouchers, and never spends any actual money. Example: SM: How come your till has only taken £300? I thought you said you were really busy? CSR: I was busy, but loads of them were Tesco Bandits! Any others? |
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Stealing Harvard:
A way to tell other employees that there is a thief in the store without giving the thief too much notice. Example. CSR: Hey I think Stealing Harvard is in the drama section. ASM: Let me check. Then you follow the guy till he leaves while trying to help him out too. Well we do this in our store. It works very well.
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Bag Head
One who steals sweets and live stock so they can use their dole money to spend on Heroin
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live stock? how would a drug addict sell cows and pigs and shit? not like you can take them to a pawn show
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Prom·ise spong·ing (prŏm'ĭs spŭnj'ĭng)
v. 1. One who attempts to gain free movies by taking advantage of the 'Promise' promotion. 2. One who spends 20 minutes documenting all chart titles that appear to be out of stock, then asks to get all titles 'on the Promise'; if any are subsequently found to be in stock, it will be refused. 3. Chiefly British. See synonyms at 'parasite'. Example: Cust: Do you have any copies of 'Two Weeks Notice'? CSR #1: Hang on, I'll ask my colleague. Hey, are there any 'Two Weeks Notice' back there? CSR #2: Yeah, I've got one here. Cust: Oh, that's okay, I just wanted it for free. CSR #2: Hey, does he want this 'Two Weeks Notice'? CSR #1: No, don't worry, he doesn't want it. He was only Promise sponging. shelf strip cut (shĕlf strĭp kŭt) n. Similar to a paper cut, only much more severe. Example: SM: Owwww... FUCK! CSR: What's up? SM: Just got me a nasty little shelf strip cut! Sorry, I don't know the American Equivalent of the former (we call(ed) GIS the 'Promise'). |
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Oh yeah thoses tesco bandits. the first to deny ever having any late returns and the first to complain when new releases went to single night. "huh, back tomorrow that's a bit of a rip off ain't it?" not for you, you freeloading fucker ! BANDIT BASTARDS!!
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Chav Cash Trader
trades in 25 ps2 games and takes 3.50 in cash for the lot. Spends some on a can of relentless on his way out
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good stuff, MissH. Too bad i can't rep you.
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Shell·ey Blond (shĕl'ē blŏnd)
n. 1. A shrill, irritating person, sometimes found doing announcements on BBTV. 2. Z-lister; a person with some small claim to fame, but is not generally well-known. Example: CSR #1: Kevin Pietersen came in the store today! CSR #2: Who?! CSR #1: He's famous! CSR #2: Sounds like he ought to be hanging around with Shelley Blond. "I hope s/he gets AIDs..." A phrase used to express general displeasure towards a customer that has been rude or otherwise unpleasant towards a staff member. |
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