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The Humpty Dance (for sar94pga)

So, I'm in this shop tonight, and I hear the very last thing I expected in said shop..... THE HUMPTY DANCE!!!!!!!!

Considering the recent conversation with sar94pga, I felt a need to post the lyrics to said song, because despite what I said in "The Person Below Me", when the song is playing in the background, I DO know all the words

And to prove it, I checked on line. Lyrics courtesy of www.looptid.com a site even more meaningless than here


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The Humpty Dance
Info
Artist
Digital Underground
Album
Sex Packets

Lyrics
Verse One
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

Chorus
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Verse Two
People say Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowutchyalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

{ Chorus }

Breakdown
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

Verse Three
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump

{ Chorus }

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the Hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stoopid!

{ Chorus }

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Outro
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and Humptiness forever

{ Music and fade }
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Unread April 15th, 2006, 01:32 AM
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I love you Oz! i just got home from retail inventory, and that just made my night all better!!


how ironic we were just talking about that song, and then BOOM, you hear it.....
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how ironic we were just talking about that song, and then BOOM, you hear it.....

That's what I thought. And like I said, the best thing was, as I was listening (and, yes, singing along ), I realised I in fact DO know all of the words to it.
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That's what I thought. And like I said, the best thing was, as I was listening (and, yes, singing along ), I realised I in fact DO know all of the words to it.
as do i my friend....as do i...
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That's what I thought. And like I said, the best thing was, as I was listening (and, yes, singing along ), I realised I in fact DO know all of the words to it.
Yes, but can you do the Hump. I used to be able to but haven't tried in years.
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Yes, but can you do the Hump. I used to be able to but haven't tried in years.

Of course, I can do the Humpty Hump..... if I'm drunk enough and not being judged on grace and co-ordination
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Ah yes, the time where music videos came out with dance numbers and you weren't cool if you didn't learn how to dance like them too. We had to learn how to do the Achy Breaky Heart in gym. How I wished the gates of hell would just open up and just destroy us all. I refused to do the Macarena. It was so much I could take. Billy Ray was enough. FUCK THAT!!!
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you weren't cool if you didn't learn how to dance like them too.

Hell, I don't remember what we learned to dance to in gym class (only that it is a song I have NEVER danced to), it was so long ago. I'm thinking it was something like Mozart's Piano Concerto in B Minor
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Hell, I don't remember what we learned to dance to in gym class (only that it is a song I have NEVER danced to), it was so long ago. I'm thinking it was something like Mozart's Piano Concerto in B Minor
I can see the Oz just rocking out to Mozart, of course everybody would be pointing and laughing.
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I can see the Oz just rocking out to Mozart, of course everybody would be pointing and laughing.
Hey, in his day, EVERYONE was rocking to Mozart. He was the Beatles of his time.
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