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Unread March 12th, 2006, 02:58 PM
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The Second Annual Ihbb Awards In Association With Beer Monkey Enterprises

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[Music] In Your Honour - Foo Fighters

Announcer, Ladies and Gentlmen this is the second Annual IHBB Awards, In association with:

BEER MONKEY ENTERPRISES
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Now Heres your Host, the man with the Most, Beer that is, The man with the plan:

[Fireworks]

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Unread March 12th, 2006, 03:08 PM
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Thank You Mr Announcer Type Guy,

ID like to welcome you to these awards were we will Aknowlege the true greats of IHBB and slap around some dirty filthy retards at the same time.

So on that note I will move onto the the most fitting award for the first award Best Noob.

For this award will be presented by ME the King.

The Nominations for this award were:

Zooworker
JohnLow71
CapitalRadio2
csrldm

and the winner is

CSRLDM

[Music]

[csrldm] kisses Monkey(I mean who wouldn't)

[csrldm, speech] oh my god, I don't belive it I won an award, I really wish I had a man to share it with me, I only live in a cold place in the US, I rally want a man. Any takers give me a shout.

I love you all
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 03:24 PM
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[Beer_Monkey] WOW what a great start to the awards, voted for by you the viewers at home, its better than American idol, I tell thee.

Our Next award honours some of our true greats, who sadly don't seem to come by anymore, people who make us believe that all noobs are complete and utter Tards. for this award Id like to extend our warmest welcome to our Grand Laibia Vizer/ Crown Prince Lomithrandel.

[Music-Fresh Prince of Bel Air]

[Lomi] Thanks Monkey,(underbreath-I'll overthrow you) your an inspiration to us all, The Nominations for Absent Posters are:

The man who introduced Lesbians to the board, C:nt
The Dwarf Loving, Blondie
Joint Founder of BBVChat, Amazon Bitch
and The Master of all flames, ASM13685

The winner is: ASM13685

[MUSIC] Elton John Dont let the Sun Go Down on me

[Beer Monkey] Sadly ASM could not be here tonight but he sent us this video message.

[ASM13685] Whats up bitches, Sorry I can't be there tonight but Im in Canada and loving every minute of it, nah thats just bullshit. Ive been watching from a distance and I have this to say about every noob. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE.
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 03:44 PM
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[Beer Monkey] Well the next award honours the true purpose of the site, not spam related but for hard facts, although in many cases the hard facts revolve around Blockbuster staff helping other Blockbuster staff out which seems to be the gist of the site now, we must not forget that this site was designed for customers, just like our next award giver, Please Welcome TrekGirl Everyone.

[Music] StarWars Theme tune

Hi everyone, this award is really crucial to the site, it says that we care about others, and we as people help each other out.

The Nominees for this award are

OzMan




MissHailstorm




oompaloompa




Lomithrandel
And The Winner is MissHailstorm

[Music] Oh My God-Kaiser Chiefs

[MissH] Wow thank you to everyone who voted for me, Its very well appreciated. You are all great!!!!
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 03:50 PM
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[Beer Monkey] Congrats Hailly, Our first Brit winner of the evening, in such an important catagory, the next award goes to one of the funnymen of the board. Whos the one that makes you laugh until you wet yourself we will find out after this commercial break.
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haha that would have been my speech exactly "thanks, i'm cold, i need to get laid"
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 04:01 PM
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[Cheesey Music and Cheesy Announcer Speaking over it] Fed up of looking like a Dweeb,

[Small Boy] Yes

[Cheesey Announcer Type] Have you tried Steroids?

[Small Boy] But Sir Drugs are bad

[Cheesey Announcer] No Steroids enhance your body to make you look big and strong and making you irrisistable to the ladies

[Small Boy] Tell me more

[Cheesey announcer guy] Well with Steroids you can go from this




To This



They make you look big and strog with minimal side effects

[Small Boy] Side effects

[Announcer] Yes some small Side effects, just loss off erection and brain capacity and also your penis will go smaller than 2 inches

[Small Boy] Oh wow I can live with that

[Both] If you aint gettin to put it up any cracks Inject some steroids in your back, and watch the ladies touch your hot musscle mass
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 04:12 PM
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Wow. I'm convinced - sign me up for some steroids right now
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 04:17 PM
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c'mon with the damn awards already.
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Unread March 12th, 2006, 04:18 PM
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[Beer Monkey] lets welcome the next DUDE to award the next award, I give you a Noob in SurferDude.

[Music] Surfin USA - Beach Boys

[surfer dude]hello everyone, Im a mere noobie here but i am honoured to be able to hand out such a prestigious award. The Nominees are as follows

Beer_Monkey




JohnLow71




Yousickf'ingbastard




Urban Cowboy




The winner I am pleased to announce is someone who I feel at one with and he makes my day evereyday: Yousickf'ingbastard

[Music] Faith - Limp Bizkit version

Oh yay mother fuckers, read my blog people, read my quote of the fucking week, read my porn pitures, watch me make some sick joke about the Iraqis or mexicans although I prefer them to them go damn canadians, I love you Koi i love hardcore porn I want to thank everyone involved in hardcore porn. make mine a fucking double, beat your kids it makes me happy im one sick mother fucker, can i make love to your pig?
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