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The Second Annual Ihbb Awards In Association With Beer Monkey Enterprises
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[Music] In Your Honour - Foo Fighters Announcer, Ladies and Gentlmen this is the second Annual IHBB Awards, In association with: BEER MONKEY ENTERPRISES and Aphrodites Action Girls Now Heres your Host, the man with the Most, Beer that is, The man with the plan: [Fireworks] BEER MONKEY
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IHBB Awards2006: Best Male IHBB Awardss 2006: Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006: Most Original Thread IHBB KING and Legendary Top Poster Monkeys List of Hate Borat(Bore Rat),Calipso(Limpdick)MKLover(MKLoser)WickedMistress(OnTheRag)) |
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johnlow71 (February 6th, 2009) |
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Thank You Mr Announcer Type Guy,
ID like to welcome you to these awards were we will Aknowlege the true greats of IHBB and slap around some dirty filthy retards at the same time. So on that note I will move onto the the most fitting award for the first award Best Noob. For this award will be presented by ME the King. The Nominations for this award were: Zooworker JohnLow71 CapitalRadio2 csrldm and the winner is CSRLDM [Music] [csrldm] kisses Monkey(I mean who wouldn't) [csrldm, speech] oh my god, I don't belive it I won an award, I really wish I had a man to share it with me, I only live in a cold place in the US, I rally want a man. Any takers give me a shout. I love you all
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IHBB Awards2006: Best Male IHBB Awardss 2006: Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006: Most Original Thread IHBB KING and Legendary Top Poster Monkeys List of Hate Borat(Bore Rat),Calipso(Limpdick)MKLover(MKLoser)WickedMistress(OnTheRag)) |
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[Beer_Monkey] WOW what a great start to the awards, voted for by you the viewers at home, its better than American idol, I tell thee.
Our Next award honours some of our true greats, who sadly don't seem to come by anymore, people who make us believe that all noobs are complete and utter Tards. for this award Id like to extend our warmest welcome to our Grand Laibia Vizer/ Crown Prince Lomithrandel. [Music-Fresh Prince of Bel Air] [Lomi] Thanks Monkey,(underbreath-I'll overthrow you) your an inspiration to us all, The Nominations for Absent Posters are: The man who introduced Lesbians to the board, C:nt The Dwarf Loving, Blondie Joint Founder of BBVChat, Amazon Bitch and The Master of all flames, ASM13685 The winner is: ASM13685 [MUSIC] Elton John Dont let the Sun Go Down on me [Beer Monkey] Sadly ASM could not be here tonight but he sent us this video message. [ASM13685] Whats up bitches, Sorry I can't be there tonight but Im in Canada and loving every minute of it, nah thats just bullshit. Ive been watching from a distance and I have this to say about every noob. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE.
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IHBB Awards2006: Best Male IHBB Awardss 2006: Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006: Most Original Thread IHBB KING and Legendary Top Poster Monkeys List of Hate Borat(Bore Rat),Calipso(Limpdick)MKLover(MKLoser)WickedMistress(OnTheRag)) |
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[Beer Monkey] Well the next award honours the true purpose of the site, not spam related but for hard facts, although in many cases the hard facts revolve around Blockbuster staff helping other Blockbuster staff out which seems to be the gist of the site now, we must not forget that this site was designed for customers, just like our next award giver, Please Welcome TrekGirl Everyone.
[Music] StarWars Theme tune Hi everyone, this award is really crucial to the site, it says that we care about others, and we as people help each other out. The Nominees for this award are OzMan MissHailstorm oompaloompa Lomithrandel And The Winner is MissHailstorm [Music] Oh My God-Kaiser Chiefs [MissH] Wow thank you to everyone who voted for me, Its very well appreciated. You are all great!!!!
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[Beer Monkey] Congrats Hailly, Our first Brit winner of the evening, in such an important catagory, the next award goes to one of the funnymen of the board. Whos the one that makes you laugh until you wet yourself we will find out after this commercial break.
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IHBB Awards2006: Best Male IHBB Awardss 2006: Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006: Most Original Thread IHBB KING and Legendary Top Poster Monkeys List of Hate Borat(Bore Rat),Calipso(Limpdick)MKLover(MKLoser)WickedMistress(OnTheRag)) |
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haha that would have been my speech exactly "thanks, i'm cold, i need to get laid"
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[Cheesey Music and Cheesy Announcer Speaking over it] Fed up of looking like a Dweeb,
[Small Boy] Yes [Cheesey Announcer Type] Have you tried Steroids? [Small Boy] But Sir Drugs are bad [Cheesey Announcer] No Steroids enhance your body to make you look big and strong and making you irrisistable to the ladies [Small Boy] Tell me more [Cheesey announcer guy] Well with Steroids you can go from this To This They make you look big and strog with minimal side effects [Small Boy] Side effects [Announcer] Yes some small Side effects, just loss off erection and brain capacity and also your penis will go smaller than 2 inches [Small Boy] Oh wow I can live with that [Both] If you aint gettin to put it up any cracks Inject some steroids in your back, and watch the ladies touch your hot musscle mass
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Wow. I'm convinced - sign me up for some steroids right now
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IHBB Awards 2006 : Best Female IHBB Awards 2006 : Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006 : Best Thread [Lesbians] IHBB QUEEN and Legendary Top Poster Quote of the week: Valentines day special: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm screwing your best mate; the rumours were true.... |
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c'mon with the damn awards already.
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[Beer Monkey] lets welcome the next DUDE to award the next award, I give you a Noob in SurferDude.
[Music] Surfin USA - Beach Boys [surfer dude]hello everyone, Im a mere noobie here but i am honoured to be able to hand out such a prestigious award. The Nominees are as follows Beer_Monkey JohnLow71 Yousickf'ingbastard Urban Cowboy The winner I am pleased to announce is someone who I feel at one with and he makes my day evereyday: Yousickf'ingbastard [Music] Faith - Limp Bizkit version Oh yay mother fuckers, read my blog people, read my quote of the fucking week, read my porn pitures, watch me make some sick joke about the Iraqis or mexicans although I prefer them to them go damn canadians, I love you Koi i love hardcore porn I want to thank everyone involved in hardcore porn. make mine a fucking double, beat your kids it makes me happy im one sick mother fucker, can i make love to your pig?
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IHBB Awards2006: Best Male IHBB Awardss 2006: Best Fight IHBB Awards 2006: Most Original Thread IHBB KING and Legendary Top Poster Monkeys List of Hate Borat(Bore Rat),Calipso(Limpdick)MKLover(MKLoser)WickedMistress(OnTheRag)) |
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