Customers say the DARNEDEST things! Part 2 (merged)

[SavageUK]

This thread is specifically for customers who say dumb things.

id rather make it myself. thanks though

EDIT: ^^^ Wow, I must've been in a bad mood

Woman came in today and wanted to return an open bag of Poppycock popcorn because it tasted rancid. When it was explained that we couldn't do a refund on food but exchange for the same item, she sighed but agreed.

Why would you want your money back? What I think she actually did was not like it and try to get a refund. LOSER!!

By the way, what did he close the massive thread? Was it causing site problems? What happened to it yesterday?

[OzMan]

Originally Posted by Kh8286

Woman came in today and wanted to return an open bag of Poppycock popcorn because it tasted rancid.

Sounds like a bunch of poppycock to me

[SavageUK]

As if it really matters who makes the thread...

[Aphrodite]

Originally Posted by Kh8286

id rather make it myself. thanks though

Bad Luck KH8286.

Looks like Chris merged your thread into Savages

[Chrisedge]

Originally Posted by Aphrodite

Bad Luck KH8286.

Looks like Chris merged your thread into Savages

I went with the start time. No one "owns" the rights to create threads...(Except me maybe)

[csb]

Tuesday night right before closing I had started mopping, a customer came in and smelt how strong the ammonia was in my mop water. He looked at me and said "That ammonia is strong. You guys don't fuck arround, do you?"

[Aphrodite]

Originally Posted by Chrisedge

I went with the start time. No one "owns" the rights to create threads...(Except me maybe)

Heh heh, you tell 'em Chris

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Originally Posted by Chrisedge

I went with the start time. No one "owns" the rights to create threads...(Except me maybe)

maybe if i slip 2 grand under the table chris can bring back the lesbians.