Awards: Absent Members

[yousickf'ingbastard]

Originally Posted by OzMan

A- You ANNOUNCED you were going on Spring Break

B- You posted from the AIRPORT!!!!!

C- Your ghostnic was here the ENTIRE time you were gone.

D- You checked in from the BEACH!!!!!

It was almost like you never left.

Here's a suggestion: If you want people to notice you're gone, give us a chance to miss you!!!

A- Wanted everybody know my life didn't suck as much as yours

B- The flight was delayed. What the fuck can you do at the airport?

C- If I had a ghostnic it would be sex crazed porn star. I haven't thought of one yet.........

D- The laptop was my girlfriends who was working on her paper. I on the other hand only used it at the airport, hence the last visit here being 5 days later after I came back. Glad to see I was noticed.

If I wanna be missed I'll hijack a Dunkin Donuts truck and go cross country looking for Mother Oz.

Disclaimer:

this post is not to say that ozman's mother is a beast. she is a nice lady that I've met a few times. She makes great cookies.

Ozman and I are buddies and the post is not meant to offend......

Disclaimer 2:

I'm having a bad day.

[DTA316]

Hmmm... someone else is missing from this list... I can't figure out who.

[OzMan]

Nah.... it does say who do we miss MOST..... I can't think of anyone else whose absence didn't improve the board.

[DTA316]

Yeah... you haven't been gone long enough for anyone to realize how much it would help.

[yousickf'ingbastard]

i have to say that wicked mistress has been gone for days and i miss her. i blame myself for forcing her to leave. those comments that i said were uncalled for and were not professional for me or the board and its members. i would like to make a public apology to everybody that i offended here. for i have learned my ways and will try harder to be a bigger prick than i ever was! WOO HAAA you mother fuckers!!!!!! i can never say i'm sorry with a straight face. i really don't miss wicked.

[Aphrodite]

Its okay Yusif, you can let your real feelings about her out, I wont tell anyone

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you beat it out of me aphrodite! i am weak. i am so weak!!!!! i am too weak to have sex some more with these hot lesbians. they can't seem to get enough of me.

[Aphrodite]

But Wicked will be devestated to hear about your lesbians...


...I think I should be that one that breaks it too her....heh heh heh

[yousickf'ingbastard]

you two may argue at first but you'll wake up the next morning with her laying on your shoulder.

[Aphrodite]

The only way that would happen would be if Id chloroformed her and her fat ass had fell on me and knocked me out too.