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http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php
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Re:One for the guys....

You have made 2.4375 gallons and 20.34192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 17.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 112,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 624 kittens. ;D

the last line is the best
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Sometimes in life, you can share too much :
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Re:One for the guys....

[quote author=C:nt link=board=7;threadid=2994;start=0#msg86012 date=1096751677]
Sometimes in life, you can share too much :
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;D
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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

poor kittens ;D
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Whats with the kitten thing?
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Re:One for the guys....

[quote author=C:nt link=board=7;threadid=2994;start=0#msg86029 date=1096752429]
Whats with the kitten thing?
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It was a joke on the net a while back - apparently everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

**Edit** Found it.
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Cool
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Re:One for the guys....

The Ejaculator!

You have made 21.9375 gallons and 183.07730025 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.56 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,010,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5616 kittens.
 

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