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My all time favorite was when the customer came in to my Mom's store and told the clerk that he was her nephew and his aunt never charged him late fees. The clerk's response:
"She is my mother and I don't know who the fuck you are so pay your damned late fees already, asshole." I love my brother ... lol ....
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I don't miss the fact that even though I was under by at least 5 hours the previous 37 weeks, I could expect a phone call by noon on Monday if I was 11 minutes over last week wanting to know why I can't figure out how to control labor.
Or along the same lines, having to be under another 10-20 hours to "help the district hit projected labor demand." Believe it or not, I once cut out 35 hours on the weekend shifts alone just to get the district back to PLD because my DM knew I was one of a few that could handle the shortage in labor (I actually liked this DM so I always tried to help them out when I could).
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-The customer that demands a bag for their one fucking movie
"Im going next door, dont want them to think i stole it, hehe" oh you mean subway?! since when the fuck did they start renting kung fu panda, bitch? -The people that dont understand online and come in asking every fucking detail about it and then get pissed when something doesn't make sense, like not being able to trade in movies for free they have already exchanged with their online mailers... "thats fucking stupid, no wonder nexflix is closing yall down" go eat a fucking dick you dumb fucking hick, was it not enough you got a free exchange in the first place, you ugly piece of shit... -or the person that fucks up a shelf, leaves it there, and doesnt tell anybody seriously? i can understand if it was an accident and you dont know how to fix it, but why the fuck not tell somebody, or laugh and say sorry like you give a shit when we go to fix it... seriously, fuck those people |
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I won't miss going on wild goose chases for local buys.
Bucky Larson, where oh where are you? You're not at WalMart. You're not at Target. Best Buy doesn't open for another 2 hours. They must have higher standards than Blockbuster. I've been awake for 36 hours. I won't miss not sleeping Monday nights either. |
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Bucky Larson was at my Target-but we decided not to buy it since this was our last local buy (probably) before we close. Good luck to all the stores still open with getting local buys because it's becoming a huge bitchin waste of time. Limits of 2-5at all the stores now in my area and Wally World won't put out WB titles until noon. My SM had to make several trips the last couple of weeks to try to get what they wanted-25 copies of Ides of March? Didn't happen and that was with 2 of us buying the movies.
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You're probably doing your patrons a favor with Bucky Larson.
It's in stock at my store stores however. I use a distributor... it's a good thing. |
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that movie will be funny as hell.
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i can't really complain much. rarely did i work more that 50 hours. I had a great staff that was properly trained, but i think it also helped that my store was located in an upper middle class area where for the most part people where easy to manage, and thieves were easy to spot.
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-my favorite is when people come in acting all sad and upset that the store is closing and they say that they were "regulars" and when you look them up its been 2 years since they were at the store, or they ask about employees who were fired and or left years ago. yea your upset, you havent been in the f-in store in forever, fu*k off.
-or people ask you what are you gonna do, xfer to another store? bitch, they are no other stores in a 50 mile radius. Then when you say i'm outta a job, they act so sad for you and they dont understand that the company dosent have to do shit for you. peace out stores closing = your not getting anything but maybe a chance at unemployment. so forgive me if i dont give a shit about your "feeling sorry" for anyone who works for the store.
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