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Unread November 22nd, 2010, 08:37 AM
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10 Slogans for Blockbuster’s New Advertising Campaign

Provided by Movieline: by Brian Clark || 11 22 2010 6:15 AM

Things have been looking bleak for Blockbuster Video lately, but apparently chain isn’t finished yet. According to the LA Times, the company is not only reorganizing to get out of bankruptcy, but also preparing to launch their first nation-wide advertising campaign since 2007. But what slogan can they possibly use to separate themselves from competitors like Netflix and Redbox while maintaining that distinct Blockbuster brand? Movieline has a few ideas.

[As always, do chime in with your own ideas - the company will most likely take any help they can get.]

·Blockbuster: We still exist.

·No movies from before 2007. Guaranteed.

·Netflix makes you fat. Get off your ass. A friendly reminder from Blockbuster.

·Redbox rentals are for Commies. Another friendly reminder from Blockbuster.

·Blockbuster: Giving you fancier DVD cases than Netflix or Redbox.

·Fess up. You still owe us late fees.

·Blockbuster: The only video store left in your town.

·Admit it. You thanked us later for forcing you to purchase that copy of Wild Hogs that you kept out for a week.

·For the love of God, PLEASE make it a Blockbuster night!

·Blockbuster: No longer bankrupt.* *Starting in Spring 2011. Hopefully.

And a few more from others:

Fight agoraphobia. Come to Blockbuster!

Ours is having a "Staying in Business Sale"
The Parking lot is completely empty.

How many more can you think of ????
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Unread November 22nd, 2010, 09:15 AM
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Great post! It made me LOL really hard. I'm going to try to think up some today.
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"Blockbuster Video. Not Late Fees; GREAT Fees!"

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