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Unread May 18th, 2011, 04:55 AM
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Just wait- if you thought selling gummy snakes and ginormous gummy bears wasn't enough-today we received POOP animals. Pigs, cows, monkeys, lions and elephants with candy poop coming out their ass. Wonder if Dish is trying to tell us something???
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Just wait- if you thought selling gummy snakes and ginormous gummy bears wasn't enough-today we received POOP animals. Pigs, cows, monkeys, lions and elephants with candy poop coming out their ass. Wonder if Dish is trying to tell us something???
Ummmm.....ewwwwww!
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Unread May 18th, 2011, 07:00 AM
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lol ya we got them too, there was a box with cows that had a little milk jug under their ass and pigs with a little trough under them. Another box had lions, monkeys and elephants. All taking a huge candy shit. Meanwhile the chocolate covered almonds that we actually do "sell the shit out of" remain out of stock. Nice!

Maybe the poop animals was Jim Keyes' last great idea before becoming the Starbucks boy?
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yes but it's sugary-sweet candy-coated shit!
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All these craptastic BBV moves bring me back to the days when I first started working for BBV and no shit, the first BBV trailer we had when I started working there (I was about 20) featured N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and we had a giant arcade kind of machine called Pokemon Snap in the store that just let you take pictures of Pikachu all day long. Everytime you hit the button to take the picture it would say "PIKACHU, PIKACHU!". Kids hit that thing ALL day long. Between that and the music, my ears often encouraged me to go into a coma to save my brain.
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All these craptastic BBV moves bring me back to the days when I first started working for BBV and no shit, the first BBV trailer we had when I started working there (I was about 20) featured N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and we had a giant arcade kind of machine called Pokemon Snap in the store that just let you take pictures of Pikachu all day long. Everytime you hit the button to take the picture it would say "PIKACHU, PIKACHU!". Kids hit that thing ALL day long. Between that and the music, my ears often encouraged me to go into a coma to save my brain.
I remember that machine, our SM tossed it into the dumpster. I brought it home, hell it had a 13" TV and a Nintendo system in it. I will never understand BBI's wasteful ways ......
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Another box had lions, monkeys and elephants. All taking a huge candy shit. Meanwhile the chocolate covered almonds that we actually do "sell the shit out of" remain out of stock. Nice!
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Well, all you do is take the candy turds from the animals and refill almond boxes. When someone complains, say the almonds got smaller because of the economy.
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All these craptastic BBV moves bring me back to the days when I first started working for BBV and no shit, the first BBV trailer we had when I started working there (I was about 20) featured N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and we had a giant arcade kind of machine called Pokemon Snap in the store that just let you take pictures of Pikachu all day long. Everytime you hit the button to take the picture it would say "PIKACHU, PIKACHU!". Kids hit that thing ALL day long. Between that and the music, my ears often encouraged me to go into a coma to save my brain.
Lmao. Oh god... you just brought back fervently repressed memories. Those trailers scarred me for life. What was worse, was the CD wall with the disc changer. All those jerks playing Geri Hallowell on the sampler. About poked my eyes out every day.

Do you remember the old gumballs that had a free rental printed on them? I used to empty the machine on slow days and bulk-sale the gumballs to make tnr budget.
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Unread May 19th, 2011, 06:42 PM
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Do you remember the old gumballs that had a free rental printed on them?
yes I remember hahaha
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We really should be doing that. Maybe a free top pick or any 2.99 movie with a certain color gumball.
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