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The Humpty Dance (for sar94pga)
So, I'm in this shop tonight, and I hear the very last thing I expected in said shop..... THE HUMPTY DANCE!!!!!!!!
Considering the recent conversation with sar94pga, I felt a need to post the lyrics to said song, because despite what I said in "The Person Below Me", when the song is playing in the background, I DO know all the words And to prove it, I checked on line. Lyrics courtesy of www.looptid.com a site even more meaningless than here looptid.com - the domain name that don't mean nuttin' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Humpty Dance Info Artist Digital Underground Album Sex Packets Lyrics Verse One All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance Chorus The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two People say Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin' that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowutchyalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. { Chorus } Breakdown Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump { Chorus } Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the Hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! { Chorus } Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever { Music and fade }
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I love you Oz! i just got home from retail inventory, and that just made my night all better!!
how ironic we were just talking about that song, and then BOOM, you hear it.....
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That's what I thought. And like I said, the best thing was, as I was listening (and, yes, singing along ), I realised I in fact DO know all of the words to it.
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Of course, I can do the Humpty Hump..... if I'm drunk enough and not being judged on grace and co-ordination
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Ah yes, the time where music videos came out with dance numbers and you weren't cool if you didn't learn how to dance like them too. We had to learn how to do the Achy Breaky Heart in gym. How I wished the gates of hell would just open up and just destroy us all. I refused to do the Macarena. It was so much I could take. Billy Ray was enough. FUCK THAT!!!
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And my work on earth is done I will leave you all now and go back to porn world happy in the knowledge that I have turned normal people into spamming porn lovers
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