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Signs you wish you could post in the store
Thanks to the recent suggestion from discussion on the Customers thread, I thought it'd be fun to make a thread for it.
I still maintain that "IF YOUR KID IS ROLLING ON HIS SHOES ON THE TILE, LAUGHTER IS APPROPRIATE IF HE GOES THROUGH THE WINDOW." is a good idea. I'd also like to add "IF IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT, NO WE DO NOT HAVE <INSERT TITLE THAT CAME OUT THIS WEEK>" and "YES, YOU DO ACTUALLY NEED A MEMBERSHIP TO RENT HERE."
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April 7th, 2007, 08:22 AM
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"If you are caught spitting sunflower seeds, gum, or any other assorted product onto the floor, you will be required to pick it back up with your mouth."
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April 7th, 2007, 08:41 AM
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#1 paddle to ass, to the third person of the evening to knock down a shelf, and walk away and ignore the fact that you knocked it down.
#2 please have your card or id (i guess) ready beforeeee you get to me so i can ck you out faster than a fing tortise on valuim. #3 just go fuck yourself #4 we look you up by last name for the millionth fing time. #5 please do not bring your fing publix grocery cart in our store you pathetic dork. #6 sorry we do not make change, take your godam change and just leave(mostly uyou women) thanks for not holding up the line.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] I dont know maybe i could go to school and become a civil engineer, Design septic tanks for playgrounds. So little kids can take a shit! |
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April 7th, 2007, 08:47 AM
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"The store is CLOSED!
Leave this posted at all times during the day.
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Customer: "I'm calling about Bitemyskull Beingsofakingawsum-" DL: "I know she is, but we love this kind of call. Thanks for choosing Blockbuster!" *click* ~rk237~ MissHailstorm: *sniff**sniff* Do I smell smoke? Must be a-firin' time! |
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April 7th, 2007, 09:50 AM
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'if an employee is talking with a customer, please dont come up, cutting in line, and ask them a stupid ass question that can wait'
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Customers, when you think about it, really have a lot in common with zombies. First of all, one by itself is not a problem, it can be dealt with easily. The real threat comes from their ability to overwhelm you with their sheer numbers. They tend not to move very fast, and they don't think for themselves very much |
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April 7th, 2007, 10:01 AM
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if i was in a store and actually read a sign like that i would prolly fall on floor laughing to death. yeah this week will be great tourist are all getting the fk out of town.and schools back in......
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] I dont know maybe i could go to school and become a civil engineer, Design septic tanks for playgrounds. So little kids can take a shit! |
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April 7th, 2007, 10:18 AM
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"Our snipers are watching, so if you just throw that movie back wherever the hell you feel like, BANG!!!"
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April 7th, 2007, 10:27 AM
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Movies Found Out of Place Will Be Fingerprinted and the Full Price Charged to Your Account
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IHBB VISCOUNT OF WIT It puts the movie in the basket. It puts the movie in the basket! It drops the movie in the bin or else it gets the fee again. PUT THE FUCKING MOVIE IN THE FUCKING BASKET. |
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